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[ID: Drawing of Dahlia Hawthorne on the witness stand while smiling. There's a text bubble below that says, "I have a personality disorder. I am toxic. I am abusive. I am going to ruin your life. I am an attention seeker. I deserve just as much awareness and understanding as those with other illnesses." the edited text is originally from thatgirlwithbpd. /end ID]
#I am joking.. BTW.#I have bpd I can make this joke it's OK I love u <- love bombing + parasocial#art#described#described art#digital art#ace attorney#drawing#ace attorney trials and tribulations#dahlia hawthorne#image described#Meme
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The third one looks cool
#european field cricket#cricket#bug#insect#arthropod#hello sports fans who are seeing this for some reason the joke is that i am an animal blog#not photoshopped btw bing is just like that
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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!
there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.
#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually#abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable#it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had#i started taking community classes#if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath#and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment#a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends#a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw#i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!
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joke’s on everyone sending me shit because I’m going to Jewishpost about Bruce Wayne even harder now.
reasons I think Bruce Wayne is a Jewish Dad (non-canon reasons, just things he does that remind me of Jewish Dads I know):
he has longstanding beef with multiple people downtown but won’t explain
currently walking around with an injury he should’ve seen a doctor about at least two years ago
observing his kid do something stupid and hurt themselves “why did you do that?”
either has no adult friends at all or has a bunch but they’re all kinda weird so he never brings them up
happiest with the NYT crossword and coffee strong enough to pass as rocket fuel
loves his children. has trouble saying this out loud, explicitly, to his children
can fall asleep anywhere
#my credentials are 1) I am Jewish#2) I already did a write up on Bruce being halachically Jewish#3) I had a Jewish dad#4) I know Jewish dads#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#this is a joke btw#if folks need a disclaimer#this was in my drafts forever I’m sorry#Jewish Bruce Wayne#Jewish Batman#Jewish batfamily
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The good omens fandom acts like they could handle an ineffable husbands sex scene, no you can't. you scream cry and throw up over a single, very normal selfie of david tennant and michael sheen leave alone a whole scene where they're both naked. you will end up floored 5 seconds in.
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fiddauthor is canon everyone can go home
#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#fiddauthor#i am so normal#the caption is a joke btw!!
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getting rid of her autism :/
#caption is a joke#i am joking#i have that#it is 1 am :3#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#but evil and fucked up#I LOVE FIDDAUTHOR YURI !!!#genderbend#if you look closely#art#fidds has pcos btw#again don't be weird#i've seen other art simmilar to this and wanted to throw my hat into the ring i guess lolz
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#my 2 cents#im joking btw#but bioware if youre out there consider zev and isabela are oh my god. theyre at their silverfox age in datv right. am i counting wrong. my#dragon age
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#im freaking in love with this game. btw#ggg#great god grove#godpoke#godpoke ggg#patty ggg#p ggg#mayflowers⛈️#i drew this in a haze at 3 am so if its not clear the joke is that we play the game with west on the right. and godpoke is forcibly moving#the screen to fit west on left
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blahblahblah cartoon horses blahblahblah
#couldn't sleep until i drew this#how unfortunate i am the victim of my own hand#HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THIS i love this pic#original pic is scott Pilgrim btw#mouthwashing#mouthwashing meme#mouthwashing fanart#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#polle mouthwashing#mouthwashing polle#mouthwashing game#first piece of mw fanart ive ever done btw#my magnum opus. honestly LOL#also i dont . ship jimmy x polle im just going with the FANDOM JOKE OK#curly probably fit better but I'm already done so OU WELL
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Lilia's got his priorities straight in this event
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Stitch's Tropical Turbulance - Book 2 Chapter 1
#if anyone was curious#i got inspiration from spongebob#“am i a pretty girl” ahh delivery#theres no joke btw just lilia being lilia#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#twst lilia#lilia vanrogue#cheekindraws
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in honor of Sonic 3 officially releasing I’d like everyone to give a special shoutout to my mom who broke two minor traffic laws to get to the theatre on time. this is what a real autism mom looks like
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#shadow the hedgehog#bc it’s his movie lbr#this is not a joke btw. shes aware and fully expecting to get a citation letter in the mail#for context even before I had my autism diagnosis I have been full blown OBSESSED with the Sonic series since I was 6-7#and as my mom she has gotten the majority of my infodumping/making her watch the shows with me/making her attempt to play the games/etc#she is genuinely as invested in major Sonic related happenings as I am#her favorite characters since I was little have always been Tails and Amy (but like ESPECIALLY Tails)#she does NOT fuck around when it comes to Sonic#autism moms WISH they were her
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sorry I got posessed by the wattpad demon I'm normal now (lying)
+alt version that didnt fit the #aesthetic but it better represents my #vision of them ^_^ hashtag couplegoals
#I am not immune to 'she can fix him'-ism. jk that's not why I like them#got#game of thrones#joffrey baratheon#margaery tyrell#my art#sorry 2 the marg fans I haven't drawn her in so long and this is what I give you. if it makes you feel better I'm also disappointed#ok jokes aside im actually really happy w the like. messy scrapbook vibe it was so fun :3 I need to do it more ^o^#I'm so jealous of people who fill up their canvas like this n I finally did it yipeee#whats their ship name btw is it just a slightly misspelled version of one of their names that would be funny. does anyone even ship them#...I know what this looks like but um ackchually I like them in a ironypilled divorcecel way. it's different -_-#and I also like drawing them being cute but um its because ☝ um. well its fun :3
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welcome home having a beach day!☀️🏖✨
with smoothies/drinks!🧉🍹
guess whose back✨Yes! Buddy monkey it’s been a while since I drew him! My little boy
(@cloudy-dreams and for @sketchquill)
I love chubby wally-
Small doodle comic for the first time (in digital!)
And idk why I like horror Vince he’s so silly ✨👌(my ever second horror sketch/drawing lol)
enjoy y’all!✨🏖🧉
#my art#art#welcome home#fanart#welcome home au#wally darling#fan art#wally darling welcome home#buddy monkey!#buddy monkey wh#buddy monkey welcome home#vince vineyard#Ms. Honne#The mermaid is pearl right? Lol#it’s so hot in my place I’m melting 😭#ill maybe do more✨#GUYS ITS ALMSOT 5 AM I NEEED TO SLEEP IM CRAZY 😭#julie joyful welcome home#julie joyful#beach day!#Btw guys my ever first time drawing swim suits IM SERIOUSLY NOT JOKING 😭
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Sonic 3 spoiler rambling about Sonic and Shadow under cut !
Y'know something that I feel might go lil under-appreciated is how well they made Sonic and Shadow mirror each other in the movie.
Like something that always can easily irk me are people boasting one of the two over the other because from the very beginning of his introduction to the series, Shadow's character is meant to reflect Sonic. They're meant to be equals that are so similar and complete opposites at the same time.
With the movie, I honestly wasn't expecting it that much. Sonic actually has a backstory that is just like Shadow's: powerful little hedgehog that is wanted for his power, so the one he's known his whole small life that he loves sacrifices herself to save him.
I fr fully expected Sonic to learn about Maria and be like "I lost Longclaw, I know you're pain, but-" blah blah blah- BUT they don't do that??
Of course, we have Commander Walters first telling Sonic that Shadow's story is a lot like his but wasn't able to find family and friends, and Sonic does find Shadow had a family from finding a picture of him and Maria together. He never gets told what happened exactly though, although it wouldn't make too much of a difference with the fact they did change up Shadow losing Maria just a little bit.
Since they didn't live up in space, Maria didn't have a capsule to send Shadow off with sacrificing herself and instead they made it an accident. WHICH- can be understandable if people don't like that, however personally I don't mind it that much because honestly the intent to shoot Maria was there, but she ended up being lost from an accident caused by Walters.
Which, ties in to Shadow hurting Tom...
Walters in trying to help save Maria's, Shadow's and Gerald's lives unfortunately led to Maria's death and watching Shadow be put in stasis for 50 years where all he thinks about is that painful memory burned fresh in his head. So of course when Shadow sees Tom disguised as Walters, he takes his anger out on him by hurting him while also stealing the key for the ARK. Leading to unfortunately another scenario of where the intent of harm is there, but someone still got hurt from an accident because Shadow never really meant to hurt Tom. But he does anyway..
Which of course in turn, makes Sonic mad just like Shadow was 50 years ago. Only difference is Sonic doesn't get immediately captured by GUN and forced into stasis. Letting him able to go straight to Shadow afterwards for hurting his family.
We have Shadow take note of all of that himself, telling Sonic he's feeling exactly the pain he felt and Sonic being the one to say "I'm nothing like you!". Just like how I thought Sonic would tell Shadow about Longclaw in hopes of redeeming him, but reversed and both sides full of anger and grief.
One awesome super fight later though, we come to the talk on the moon. Probably my favorite part in the whole movie. outside of the super fights and Live and Learn playing lol
After mentioning Tom and getting uppercutted straight to the moon by Sonic, Shadow loses his super form, leaving him vulnerable, easy for Sonic to take his revenge on him. Only for all of that to be stopped because of Shadow pointing at his own chest which reminds Sonic what Tom told him at the beginning of the movie and calm down.
"You didn't let pain change who you are."
This completely baffles Shadow, with him actually wanting Sonic to finish it, but of course Sonic just refuses saying "No one wins with revenge". It just leaves silence between them, finally giving Shadow his own moment of remembering Maria outside of her death by looking at the stars he used to gaze upon with her.
He mentions it to Sonic how all he knew and felt was just the pain, and now finally- FINALLY, Sonic mentions how he shares that feeling of loss from Longclaw. Not in a moment of trying to just redeem Shadow without the full weight of it, but in a moment of understanding.
A strong moment of these two looking at each other in a mirror, eye to eye. Sonic, who was allowed to grieve all those years ago after losing Longclaw, telling Shadow the pain of loss will never go away, but the love will always remain.
"The light shines, even though the star is gone."
And through that shared pain and loss, now coupled with empathy and understanding one another through it. They truly connect.
Sonic and Shadow's dynamic was just done SO WELL in the movie and I couldn't be happier with it...
#sonic 3#sonic move 3#sonic#sonic spoilers#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#Sonic snd Shadow#sonadow#Of course this doesn't have to be seen as shippy in any means I just also want sonadow peeps to also see lol#This is pure rambling but also such huge feelings I have with these two and their dynamic that I just forever will adore#Name two fictional characters that are better foils amd reflections of eachother better than these hedgehogs - YOU CAN'T -#(this is a joke not an actual challenge btw)#(i am well aware people can list off many good examples of this type if dynamic that they will deem “better”)#(these two are just MY favorite y'know y'know- imma peaise them whenever i get the chance- lol)
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I'd often wondered why Terry Pratchett decided to name Moist von Lipwig... that. Then yesterday during lunch I was telling someone about Discworld and they asked what some my favorite books were and I made the mistake of starting my answer with "Well, I love the Moist books", and for a few seconds they gave me this look of utter bewilderment that wordlessly said "what the actual FUCK are you doing to your books", and in that moment I just knew why Pratchett decided to name him Moist von Lipwig
#this is a joke btw i mean i really had this convo but i am aware that probably wasn't the reason#or maybe it was? it's a great name but also so chaotic#discworld#moist von lipwig#gnu terry pratchett#terry pratchett#nym's posts
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