#I am an artist

[markmybirds]

Dear @neil-gaiman ...

You are probably not going to understand why I am writing to you until the end of this. It's kind of poetic but please stick around.. I am deathly allergic to hornet/wasp/bee stings. I live in Canada where atm in Ontario we are dealing with an invasive giant hornet species that eats bees. So. I had to save the bees. Edit: I've been educated by husband and some lovely tumblr folks about it being a European Hornet! Still very deadly if she had stung me.

I went to take a nap. And found one crawling around my room floor. You could say I did not take a nap. Instead I grabbed a glass cup and put it overtop of her. She's very pretty, but for me she's pretty deadly. The closest books to stop the paranoia of her flipping the glass over were your books. American Gods and Stardust were too thick. Posed threat of also tipping glass over. So.. The Ocean at the End of the Lane it was.

Thank you for the book. It's a lovely read. And you could say it's helping save my life while my husband is out of the house at work.

Sincerely,

Emelie.

"Words save our lives, sometimes." Literally.

Also shout out to @wardog-of-the-endless who sat in her office in Florida and listened to a panicked Canadian over Discord Voice Clips since I was shaking too much to type. I don't get scared often but when I do..

Jumpscare: Hornet.

Edit/Update: I didn't kill her, but she was not doing well prior to my trapping her. I was going to wait to get husband to decide what to do with her, he's a Biologist so I knew he'd know better. I was very scared due to the fact I was home alone and initially had no cellphone around me to call 9-1-1 if she was to sting me. But when he came home she had curled up and passed on. We're a trap and release sort of fam. We DO live in the area where trees have been killed off by invasive moth species so I was worried she was invasive. Thank you to those peoples who educated me.

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

This is real. Tyler Joseph told me himself

[orizukuin]

When realization hits hits our boy and he couldn't help but just cough-

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"HANG ON THERE EUGENE!"

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[theoasiswinds]

So this happened.....

Little side note, I haven't called myself an artists outloud since I had kids. So about 7 so years... since I became a mother, art has been on the side until recently soooo, this hit me right in the feels to hear that outloud! Now I also started calling myself an artists outloud!

Seriously 5 years olds are so honest.... they tell you things how they are, So this meant the world to me.

[candleonfire]

Connecticut Roy and Jason

[l0id-0nline]

[bone-stealing-horse]

teachers need to stop leaving me unattended

the ones on paper took maybe twenty minutes and the whiteboard took the entire class period

My second hour teacher thinks I'm batshit insane now. He walked past me at least four times and definitely saw my drawings, and just ignored them?? Normally he would have told me to get back to work, so he def thinks I'm just nuts.

[callieyanderechan]

What Lamina looked like on the beam

How I imagined it reading the books

[lawrencium9000]

look. i am an art blog. SEE??

[vodka-margarine]

another microsoft paint masterpiece

[orizukuin]

Eugene....

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Prompt Generated from incorrect quotes X33

[general-yasur]

[sha-cam-things]

I shall call him... "Pweenix"

what a lovely little guy! hope he doesn't cause any mischief!!

p w e e n i x a c c e l e r a t i o n

[frownyalfred]

writers: worried you’ll forget where someone is standing? just draw a crappy diagram! it helps I swear!!

[dylanzemuffin]

Might Do A Few Art Trades

MayB, I did make a post about it on Twitter,,,

If I do, here's a few examples of my art,,

and by a few i mean like 20