#I am a satan kinnie

[bevy-obeyme]

On a totally unrelated note, I struggle with my MBTI so mucchh.

Is there anyone else who can’t say exactly what? I know I placed my MBTI as ENTP but I’m not too sure about it.

I definitely have _NT_ functions though!!

Is there someone that can help because I’m so interested but my personality has soo many different and downright contradictory traits and facadesss.

(Real life picture of me asking btw)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Lord of the Rings but I've never watched it

*slides into the post with a creepy smile* hello maggots it's me back again doing what Satan put me on this green earth to do, summarise things I have no authority to summarise.

I kind of read the Hobbit when I was like 9 or 10? And I may have seen a scene or two from the movie(s)? But that's it. So of course let's hear my hot take on the series.

The elves are hot. Like really hot. They are fucking pretty. Everyone is such a slut for them.

Now I hear some of you lil shits saying no asmi actually i'm a hobbit person no actually i prefer the dwarves and one motherfucker who says actually i'm a gollum kinnie and I'M PREEMPTING THAT BY CORRECTING POINT ONE. MOST PEOPLE ARE SUCH A SLUT FOR THE ELVES. DON'T MAKE MY POST WEIRD.

Oh yeah Gollum was a hobbit but now he's married to a ring and he calls it my precious.

I think he's also a cannibal. Not to indulge in profiling, but he looks the type.

There are like horsepeople of the apocalypse except they're just horsepeople of Smaug and they're like scary. I think their music theme/call is very cool. I do not remember.

Who is Smaug? Smaug is Bendover Cumsnatcher.

On reflection, the horsepeople might be of Sauron, not Smaug.

Who is Sauron? Idk but it's his ring and he has an eye.

Martin Freeman is the hobbit named Bilbo and he had to shave his legs for the fake legs so he has shaved legs in one Sherlock episode.

There's an old dude named Gandalf. He wears robes and says mysterious shit. He has a wand/staff and a possibly homoerotic history with the villain. He has white/grey hair and a long beard. He's the main character's mentor sometimes.

No, what do you mean R**ling's Dumblewhore is a ripoff of that? I see no similarities at all.

He's grey and then he dies and gets whitewashed by the narrative.

Frodo is played by that one actor that reminds me of Aamir Khan.

Frodo is like Freeman's nephew or something. He has a bestie named Sam. They take the ring somewhere to destroy it.

It could be Mount Doom. It could be not. It is in New Zealand. Idk.

The pretty elves live in Rivendell. I've studied to Rivendell ambience before.

The hobbits like comfort and they eat second breakfast and elevensies. I stan.

Thorin is dwarf. He's the king of something.

I had a Hobbit activity book when I was a kid. It was very cool. The riddles were fun.

Galadriel is an elf and they just made some kind of backstory series with her and ruined her character which seems on brand for modern cinema.

There's some kind of book called the Silmirallion or Similarlion or Smillylirryon IDK IT HAS A SI, L, M, A, R AND ON.

Uhhhhh that's all I've got. I am open to being educated, even though I clearly know everything about this.

[queen-of-wisdom]

The Antichrist, Son of Satan, Destroye- Adam Young

Okay guys, I know we all love Crowley or adore Aziraphale or wish to be Anathema but we need to talk about Adam (as in the Antichrist not the Adam in the beginning but we get to that later).

Although Adam Young has (at best) 30 minutes worth of screen time he is The Main Character. He is the reason the plot starts, the spirit of the story.

But he barely gets mentioned in Fandom. At all.

So here are my Adam Young Analysises and Headcanons, that I always wanted to share and discuss.

Adam Young and Adam (as in the Beginning) are a direct parallel to each other (and I think Neil and Terry intended it that way ( I know it's bold to use first name, assumption of thought etc. on literally the only celebrity I know of who is on Tumblr but I'll do it anyway. You can't stop me))

Adam Young (who I will call Antichrist in this section) and Adam are given the exact same choice: do something that will anger their creator or live their life in their own image.

Adam ate the fruit of wisdom, was banished by God, but now he was free. He lived on earth (not in Eden) and wasn't tied to any occult or eteral powers.

The Antichrist didn't start Armageddon, was banished by Satan, but now he was free. He lived on earth (that he didn't destroy) and wasn't tied to any occult or eteral powers.

In conclusion, the parallel of these two and I may add something later to it.

2. Adam definitely turned into a punk later in life.

Think about it: he rebelled against the establishment, is frustrated with the state of the world and has a fellow alternative (eg. a witch) as neighbor. Definitely a punk.

3. He will become a Percy Jackson, Danny Fenton, Hazel Levesque, Sadie Kane and Adora (She-Ra) kinnie

No, I won't eleborate.

4. I would like to explore the angst that comes from being the literal son of the devil.

As in like "My father is the worst man alive but I am his favorite daughter" (- Clarisse La Rue, The demigod diaries (ig))

I mean c'mon, for a fandom that is so obsessed with angst this topic is so untouched and I've seen like two fanfic's with that theme.

5. When Adam and Jesus are ever going to meet, they would be definitely friends from the shared experiences but Adam would never really understand him.

Okay, I think I have to explain that one.

First of, I'm going to assume they're a similar age (Jesus when he was younger, Adam when he is older - so.much.to.explore).

They are both the sons of the bosses of supernatural beings.

They have both human friends that can't really get them.

They both trust humanity to change.

But I don't think that Adam could understand why Jesus sacrificed himself and didn't just told everyone to fuck off (like he did).

WHERE ARE MY ANGSTY FANFUCS GUYS

[neko-chans-teashop]

Obey me hcs (younger brothers)

Ps. I had to use seperate gifs for them cuz I couldn't find that one card summon gif.... Enjoy!

Satan

It's the angry boi who loves cats lololol

Somehow likes Levi and Asmo, even though they aren't part of the Anti-Lucifer League

He is actually a pretty skilled writer, but is too shy to tell anyone

Chaotic Neutral

Secretly loves manga. All of Levi's old manga is stuffed somewhere in his room.

Is good at brewing tea, and has contrasting tastes in tea compared to Luci. Satan likes the more subtle and smooth tea flavors, and only drinks strongly flavored tea when his no sleep spells don't work. Meanwhile Luci loves strong tea 24/7

Asmo gave him skinny jeans once. Istg his feet nearly turned purple and he never wants to wear skinny jeans again.

Secretly very big on wearing hoodies. They're comfy and loose, and come in cute designs.

Secretly has a hoodie with cat ears, bought by Asmo and Belphie. Each of them had matching cat ear hoodies.... So cute

The pajama set that he wears (in the gif) was bought by Asmo.... In the animation, both of their hoodies show nearly half their chest, so we can assume that they probably bought similar-ish pajamas

Levi would sometimes be like "It's Kunikida Jr."

Istg it gets nearly all of the brothers hung from the ceiling when they hear that and start laughing so much

Has cat themed everything... Pajamas, coffee mugs, bookmarks, and secretly..... Even underwear sometimes

Asmodeus

I've been waiting for this for a while....

He is very good at drawing, and sometimes even designs his own clothing.

He went and designed a kimono for himself, honestly it was really into the pink and purple aesthetic

Thinks he and Satan are a good pair. I mean pink and green are one of the best color combos right???

He mostly raised baby Satan, and ordered most of his clothes. Satan secretly got his fondness of cats from him

Asmo likes bunnies, and Satan likes cats. They sometimes argue about which is better, and it always ends with "But we know mc is the best."

Sometimes asks Belphie to wear some of the clothes he buys, and also asks Beel too

He likes how well toned Beel's body is, and invites him to his photoshoots. I'll tell you that I'm sure that the other models would swoon when they saw Beel

Associates the song suki suki daisuki by Jun Togawa with terror bc of one of his late night stands *ahem* it's story time kids

He brought home a succubus late at night, and the song playing in the club was suki suki daisuki. He asked the succubus "What's your favorite song dearie?" The succubus answered you know what......

And then Asmo accidentally got trapped in the succubus' sort of realm or smth (similar to the Megumi's domain expansion in jjk)

Lucifer had to save him..... Asmo didn't bring home anyone for about a month or two.

Beel is the go-to shopping companion, he doesn't complain when carrying shopping bags but you need to feed him first tho

Once considered Luci a sugar daddy (idk he probably pays for his brother's expenses) bc he frequently pays for his shopping sprees

Hung from the ceiling. Mammon was already hanging there and he was like "Ara ara." (Mammon watched demon slayer when he was bored) and Asmo was like "You watch Highschool DXD too?"

Will tease the shit out of you but will help you calm down when you're done with his teasing

Anime character with similar energy as him - Akiko Yosano from bsd (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Chaotic good

Beelzebub

He gives loads of lawful good energy

His energy = serotonin blast from just hanging out with him

When he eats just enough, he will go to sleep quickly (he'd need to eat the same amount as all the food content of a grocery store to eat "just enough")

Puppy eyes from Beel are just so precious- I can't even breath just thinking about it-

It's frequent that Mammon takes him out to eat and pays for it most of the time (yes I am trying to tell everyone to not hate Mammon bc he is just a big bro with problems)

For any Kenji (bsd) and Mitsuri (kny) kinnies, he gives off so much aura that is similar to theirs

Eats a lot, wholesome, and cinnamon roll energy multiplied by three-

Whoever handles the bill would faint

Take them to an eat all you can buffet and you'd actually have to pay extra bc they'd eat so much

He tasted sakura mochi and loved it so much and ate lots and lots til eventually..... His hair turned pink and green

That one person to turn a racist into a guy that kind of cares for the race that they used to hate

Does not mind being teased about the time he got pink and green hair, it's cute anyways, and who would tease him??? (Y'know like teasing that seems like insulting somebody)

Belphie

I'm sorry but I have mixed feelings about this man

Yes this is that one scene where Beel saved over Levi's file in a game

Chaotic Neutral energy

When they meet a karen, it is high quality comedy. He'd talk back so much that that the karen would be running out of words

Sassy energy sometimes, in the words of my bestfriends, SLAYYYY QUEEN

Anime character with similar vibe - Tanaka-kun (Tanaka-kun is always listless)

Somehow gives off mysterious wholesome energy... Possibly from Beel and his telepathy

This is just a theory but, I think he and Beel's designs were made to be kind of opposite to each other

Just like Luci and Satan's designs are completely opposite

Belphie and Beel = Sun and moon energy that if you ship I will track you down to the depths of Devildom just to slam your face to the ground

He doesn't really like to wear thick clothing that makes him sweat a lot. He only wears warm clothes in the winter or fall, but rarely regularly

Appreciates the aesthetic of winter at night, it's chilly but you're warm under the blankets with Belphie while stargazing

I get why he'd want to kill us in the beginning. I mean like, he blamed humans and despised them for Lilith's death. He just wanted revenge

Master of shit talking other people

Sometime gives off Tsukishima (Haikyuu) energy....

So that's all I guess. I might edit this, but I'm unsure about that. Next post will probably be "Anime characters that give off similar energy as the obey me cast" Idk what to do with my life yet.

[fashion-disaster-tournament]

satan is obsessed with cats and reads a lot of books

his favourite places to go are cat cafes

he still has absolutely no fashion sense but

AM I A SATAN KINNIE

[thelemoncoffee]

here they are, the rolling nerds saiouma blog concepts i said i made yesterday

Kokichi User: cunningCapper Bio: "|| Capper's the name, making you irate is my game || He/It/Freak || Moriarty Kinnie, Professional Bear-poker and Wasp-nest Batter, IRL Clown || Sorry I'm a Gemini, I just can't help it || I can speak French between your legs || Plagues on Humanity DNI || Ask my age again and I'll make you the reason Area 51 exists ||"

Inbox names: Askbox - Asky Waskies UwU Submissions - *has this shut off*

His pinned: *his most infamous post* *idk what that would look like* *probably something cursed as fuck*

Blog Theme: -Eyestrain hell -Lots of red (cause i hc that's his favorite color) -He spent money to get one of those PC blog themes that are nearly impossible to navigate -His icon is probably some sorts of eyestrain jester/clown he drew -Banner is a super cursed image he dug up from the depths of hell

Ko's Custom Tags: Reblogs - #Refuck you in the ASS Queue - #Queue Continuum Debate - #Bear Caves and Wasp Nests Not real opinion - #Buddy-buddy with Satan Memes- #Clown to Clown commemeication His Pets - #Munkustrap and The Tapeworms Mutuals - #HORRIBLE BEASTS(affectionate) IRL Friends - #Insane Clown Pussies Boyfriend - #BoyToy Tales Life updates - #The 'I am actually a real person' Tag Asks - #A death threat probably Anons - #The Council of Shades Fanbases - #OwO a fandom wandom? Fave Characters - #Skrungly Gulp Plinko my Blorbo

Kind of posts: -The awful kind -He likes playing devil's advocate so much he has a tag to notify people he doesn't actually believe what he's arguing -The kind of tumblr user that fires the rent lowering shots -Actually a very good debate account despite the insane chaos in his debate unrelated posts -doesn't show his face- not for privacy reasons, but because he likes being seen as less of a human and more of an SCP

Shuichi User: pinetree-feathers Bio: "magpie told me i give off christmas season vibes"

Inbox names: Askbox - mail Submissions - share-a-thing

His pinned: [hello!] ~~~~ >call me pine >*age* >he/him but i'll accept any >half-hispanic japanese >snakes <3 >ppl tell im mean/sassy, i don't know why >this post is tagged with all my custom tags for easy access >*his DNI, whatever that may look like* ~~~~ [don't mind me i'm just a debate kid looking for someone to have discussions with. feel free to start debates with me on posts, but i will stop responding if things don't remain civil, and will block you if you harass me or others on any of my posts] ~~~~

Blog Theme: -Muted colors -Favorite shade of yellow -Either doesn't use a costume PC theme or has a really nice one -Icon rotates between various pieces of fanart he found of his favorite characters. -Banner is a cozy aesthetic picture

Shu's Custom Tags: Reblog - #interacting Debate - #debate corner Memes - #senseble chuckes Pets - #freeloaders Friends and Mutuals - #mi amigos Boyfriend - #mi amor magpie Life Updates - #life story Asks - #pine's mailbox Art - #quill and ink Selfies - #pine photos Aesthetic posts - #scrapbook various Interests - #my media catalog

Kind of posts: -Chill and pleasant kind -He likes to debate but also hates drama, so he only debates on stuff that isn't going to make him have to temporally turn asks off, this results in him sometimes getting into weird and niche debates -Unlike Kokichi he doesn't try to rile people up, so his blog is really peaceful and has a ton of debate unrelated stuff on it that is fun to dig through -He's posts selfies cause he feels much more confident online than he does irl. also he enjoys trying to maintain an aesthetic

it's also worth noting that while they both have tags to talk about each other as lovers and are openly mutuals who frequently debate together, neither have told anyone that they are boyfriends. so no one knows Capper's boyfriend he calls "The Boytoy" that he insisted is an emo deity is actually Pine, and no one knows Pine's beloved "Magpie" who he speaks so highly of is the shitshow king Capper

[ahaclownnoises]

scrolled through your blog a couple minutes ago and it's nice seeing how open you are talking about agere! especially since you've also brought in my fave fandom too >:3 (i adore mammon, kin levi)

also belated happy birthday eheh 🥳

WOOO!! I mean I am an age regressor + agere is for cool kizd 😎😎😎 ALSO I ❤️ OBEY ME!!! I LOVE AGERE OBEY ME n besides I’ve been looking for mammon agere for a while now n @sakura-chan-25 DELIVERED FOR U S

us being stupdi {but in a swag way} any satan kinnies here??

ALSO TAHNK U<33 🥳🥳🥳

[xokarma]

goin to a cat cafe in a few hours, will most definitely be writing something for satan when i come back

[babu-haitani]

OMG I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY EXAMS BUT I REMEMBERED A REQUEST I SENDED

So their s/o is a very sweet girl who is bubbly and might be seen as a bimbo. But only with them, not anyone else. She’s bloodthirsty and crazy, cold hearted and arrogant to anyone who isn’t her beloved boyfriend or his friends

She’s in charge of the interrogations and torture but she’s still not in bonten. Best friend with Sanzu👍🏽

(With all the bonten members, separately please ☺️)

I RAN OUT OF IDEASSSSSS!! I ended up only doing 3 characters but I still hope you like it <3

Chaotic Bimbo (Tokyo Revengers)

Genre: Fluff, Crack, Dark Themes

Pairings: Koko, Mochi, Mikey X FEM! S/O

P.S Characters are all 18+

TW: This may contain mentions of torture, suggestive jokes, and just basically Reader as a Sanzu kinnie :>

KOKONOI HAJIME

Koko is smart and NORMAL, well not really but if you rank him on who has the most common sense in Bonten. He is number one, therefore he is smart!

Koko knows how much of a bloodthirsty bitch you are and he knows damn well about your crazy tendencies like sanzu.

Unlike his pinknette friend, he doesn't hate it when you were in your crazy era. In fact, he likes it!

Why? Well, why would he hate it when that personality of yours disappears whenever he is around. It makes him tingle in all kinds of places in his body.

It was like a huge ego boost for him.

You both have this like...Sugar Daddy x Sugar Baby type of relationship but like not really? Am I making sense?

It's like him spending money on you but you decline but you act like a bimbo around him, you know with the long acrylic nails...Acting stupid or maybe sometimes acting really dumb just to catch his attention.

You actually feel really offended when people assume you both are a sugar baby and sugar daddy relationship since you love Koko deeply but you couldn't care less <3

As long as you and Koko are together then you both are all good <3

KANJI MOCHIZUKI

Mochi isn't the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to academics, romance or even reading other people's personalities...

So he doesn't know the fact about you being crazy and psychotic whenever it's not him or his friends you're talking to.

He knows you take care of the torture and interrogations but he thought it was sanzu who does the work since you both do that job, He thought you were just there to help since you once told him that you studied psychology and how to read body language.

Boi was he wrong when he one day surprised visited you and saw how you were covered in blood...Like not those blood splatters on your clothes but literally covered in blood...

He freaked out so much that he almost fainted, Did I say he was protective of you? yeah...that's why he fainted...

When he woke up, he literally went ahead and asked his co-workers about you, and of course, they replied and explained how diligent you are when getting information from rival gangs and how you make sure they suffer.

Kakucho even described you as "Satan's successor"

Mochi changed his view of you but that doesn't mean he doesn't love you anymore, In fact...HE FELL DEEPER IN LOVE <3

MANJIRO SANO (MIKEY)

Mikey Hates you...

Well not literally! but like he hates the side of you when you would cling onto him and act all sweet and cuddly.

Yeah sure! he likes it when you do that since he feels loved and special but like there was something about you whenever you were on your chaotic side.

You know? that side where you scare everyone? that side where you won't hesitate on cutting someone's dick off? that side where even the other executives wouldn't dare trigger? Yeah, that side!

He thinks you look hotter and much more special whenever you boss everyone around (Mikey has bottom energy, fight me!)

but even though he finds your sweet side annoying, he still loves you dearly. I know, confusing, right?

Just bear with him <3

[toecement]

I’ve been obsessed with Damian for a good few weeks. Yknow, rping and such. Safe to say, I’m a Damian kinnie. As is usual with my obsessions, I headcanoned and wrote a lot for him.

So here they are:

•Damian is touch repulsed, even tensing or cringing when he’s touched.

•Titus is his service dog.

•Damian has a tendency to not be able to care. He wants to, he really does. He wants to participate and have fun and memories, but he can never actually feel strong emotions towards anything. He’s apathetic, which comes off as anger and ‘teenagerness’ a lot of the time.

•Dami’s super sensitive on his upper stomach/lower chest due to that’s where he got fuckin impaled and died

•his killer (an adult clone of him), the Heretic is somewhat affiliated with religion due to that being where the idea of heresy is from (I think), so Dami with religious trauma go brr. (not fully sure on this one though, might just be me projecting)

•Dami struggles to view himself as human. As his mom drilled into his head that he was a “weapon that [she] forged”

•Jason is the only one that can brag that he got a willing hug from Damian (even if it turned out to be a trick)

•Due to seeing the world in a similar/the same way, Damian and Jason have a super good bond. What also helps their time together in the League of Assassins.

•Damian is afraid of Bruce finding any of his sketchbooks or personal art since he doesn’t want it burned again. Because of this, he keeps his sketchbooks in a safe in his room.

•Damian only shows Jason his personal art.

•If Damian is really mad at someone, he will angrily scribble that person as a mutilated monster creature, sometimes filling entire sketchbooks with that.

•Some of his favorite things to draw are flora, fauna, and even faces.

•Due to the Dami-Jay brotherly bond, Jason sometimes will steal/buy empty sketchbooks and throw them through Dami’s window to give them to him.

•Jason is the only one fully allowed in Dami’s room.

•Damian is in fact: not human. He’s often referred to as having immortal blood in him and death being in his heart/blood and often being referred to as the spawn of satan or just a demon. So I present the hc that he is: a reaper.

•Adding to the “Damian is a reaper” headcanon,, Dami tends to distance himself from people he cares about or starts to care about since he thinks that he’ll either end up killing them or he’ll get them killed. Case and point: Jon Kent and Dami’s ‘yeah fuck off’ attitude towards Jon yet still caring so much as to save his life. He only doesn’t distance himself *as much* from the Batfam cause he knows they’ll come back to life some way or another.

•Dami is very hard on himself when it comes to fighting. He was raised by assassins, he expects himself to be perfect and I’m sure he thinks that everyone else expects him to be perfect. That’s where his “I’m the best ever, I know everything” attitude comes from. Faking it til he makes it and trying to live up to expectations. Though at the end of the day he’s still just a kid. Genuine compliments mean everything to him, even if he brushes it off as “I know” or “Of course I am, I’m great”

•Naturally, he can speak Arabic and even writes in it when it’s something he doesn’t want anyone else to read.

•He can also speak the slightest bit of German due to Jason.

•While he did have a good relationship with Dick, it has since been strained due to the fact that Damian “died on Dick’s watch”.

[shygirlsimps]

When it comes to how much of each sin I have in me ranked from most to least, I always assumed “well I’m so insecure pride ain’t gonna be up there” but then I remember pride doesn’t mean just that and well here I am, I haven’t spoken to someone or acknowledge their presence in two weeks because they won’t apologize and admit they’re wrong so yeah I’m prideful😭 it’s definitely in my top 3 sins💀 along with wrath because I’m a satan kinnie ✋🏻

[pyroland-freak]

Intro post under cut!

Hi, I’m Jerio ( Pronounced: Jear-eee-o)

I also go by Pyro (or Py for short) and Jeremy

My current media related interests (those in bold are my main interests/fixations):

Tf2 (Main interest. Never leavin.)

Homestar Runner (Also a main interest!)

The muppets (apparently another main interest)

Overwatch (Another main interest I guess)

Toho Kaijus (I love you Gigan)

Bugsnax

Homestuck (I love being cringe.)

All tomorrows

Yo Kai watch

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

FNAF (it always comes back)

Classic Slashers

Marble Hornets

Danganronpa (I’m so cringe)

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Undertale

Gravity Falls

The Umbrella Academy

Other interests I have that are not media:

Zoology in general (Modern Major Main interest)

Cryptozoology

Palaeontology (My special interest =])

Olympics mascots

My previous names:

octo-boi

justa-tea-obsessed-rat

bummble-bees

strawberry-sniper

shark-go-nom

wow-scp-096-kinnie

Sharks-are-kinda-cool

welcome-to-pyroland-chaos

I am a trans man and I go by he/they

I am a Satanist so I’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable. I don’t judge based on religion or anything.

Your local juggalo

Cringe and proud

Autism and ADHD

I’m an age regressor! My side blog for it is @tiniest-trilobite if ya would like to check it out!

I have some level of perma-regression so please be patient with me

I also have a couple of blogs and you may know me as Mod Hunnabee

Honestly just a cryptid in a human skin.

I am huge on children’s media! I love cartoons and toys specifically! I’m also a toy collector. My blog for toy collecting @tiny-trilobite-toys

Also a big nostalgia enthusiast

I am also a nature enthusiast! Need any tips or animal info? Come to me! I also have a huge connection with nature!

I’m a muppet of a man

I have a few fursonas so take that as you will

My tag for my random crap is ‘Random Stuff from j’ and my tag for me talkin bout wilderness stuff like campin is ‘Jerio’s wild rambles’

My aesthetics that I like are Clowncore, Kidcore, toycore, Scene, Webcore, Cryptidcore, forestcore

Overwatch omnic and null sector enthusiast

If I was in all tomorrows, I’d be an asymmetric person.

Scout tf2 but instead of being a “force of nature,” I’m a mistake of nature and I’m happy with that.

DNI If: K!nk, strictly Nsfw(jokes are fine), Homophobic, transphobic, racist, anti-agere, dsmp fans (sorry, ya’ll make me uncomfortable), ProShip, supports autism speaks, anti-anti, anti furry, anti satanism, anti witchcraft, and other basic DNI criteria

JUST BECAUSE I AGE REGRESS/ACT CHILDISH DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BABY ME. I AM JUST AS CAPABLE AS YOU.

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?

"they made lightning mcqueen hot"

"inch resting"

"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."

"im evaporating"

"enjoy precipitation"

"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"

"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"

"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"

"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"

"you all need some grass in your life"

"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"

"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"

"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"

"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"

"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"

"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"

"cries in Bianca Monroe"

"listen i have a folder called gayass

it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"

"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"

"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""

"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"

"crab walks away"

""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."

"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"

"That is my exit number"

"cars trauma arc"

"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"

"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"

"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"

"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"

"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"

"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"

"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"

"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)

"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"

"is a soft floor?"

"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"

"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"

"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"

"what ab smoking grass /j"

"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"

"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"

"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"

"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"

"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"

"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"

"i think i punched someone"

"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"

"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."

"bees are just spicy flies"

"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"

"My mom drank a bee once"

"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."

"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"

"mY LUNGSSSSSS"

"no one topping Him"

"I like em big"

"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"

"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"

"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"

"ZORO IS BANNED"

"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"

"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"

"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"

"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"

"screaming puppet"

"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"

"my hermit crabs ate each other again"

"we're cannibals ????"

"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"

"CARB DAY"

"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"

"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"

"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"

"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"

"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"

"Is that why your name is chaos"

"manifest the crab power!!"

"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"

"sighs adds to worship these entities list"

"with a knife <3"

"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"

"give me his eyes"

"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"

"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"

"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"

"CHUTES AND LADDERS"

"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"

"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"

"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"

"math my beloathed"

"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"

"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"

"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"

"Is that bipper"

"tumblr sexyman"

"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"

"I want a wing-suit"

"looks like a bean would poison someone"

"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"

"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"

"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"

"tell him he can steal my wallet"

"eyes"

"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"

"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"

"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"

"You can go cultbashing with he!"

"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."

"Simp Satan 📷"

"definitely arson"

"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"

"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"

"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"

annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:

"shiftblr but context makes it worse"

[natequarter]

i WANT to make a good post. but mostly i am thinking about the victor frankenstein kinnie who accidentally reinvented satan and his furry ex-boyfriend

[feuilletoniste]

about that DID post, I agree with the last anon who said that it's annoying as far as not actually providing any construction information or sources, unlike you did. I don't know my stance on whether I believe in it or not, as I haven't done barely any research. I just wondered what your thoughts on some adults who say they have it, and don't have claim to have any fictional character alters, unlike kinnie teenagers. disassociaDID on yt is an example, but like I said I really just don't know muc

Well, to be clear, I think that post is a tumblr post made by a non-professional on a social media blogging website, so I don’t really think OP is under any obligation to provide constructive alternatives or sources. But I will talk about it a bit more.

I am by no means a professional, and I urge you not treat what I’m saying as anything more than my opinion based on my best understanding of the research I’ve read! The primary sources are pretty easily accessible (I googled “multiple personality disorder satanic panic” and "dissociative identity disorder controversy" to get the articles I included in the tags, lmao) if you want to read them. The Wikipedia page is also not a bad start, as it has plenty of links to actual sources.

With that said, my opinion of adults who claim to have multiple personalities is essentially the same as my opinion of people who deal with visual or auditory hallucinations. While the affected person may genuinely believe that they have multiple personalities residing within their brain (or that they’re seeing/hearing things), that’s not what a personality is, nor is it really how the brain functions. In the case of dissociative identity disorder specifically, I believe that the vast majority of cases, if not all, are iatrogenic. I think that self-diagnosis is in general a very bad thing, and shouldn't be supported in cases like this -- there's a huge difference between self-diagnosing "being depressed" versus self-diagnosing "having autism spectrum disorder." Kind of like the difference between self-diagnosing a stubbed toe and leukemia, if that makes sense.

I don’t know enough about the person you mentioned specifically to give my opinion -- I don’t really care much for YouTubers -- but just a quick glimpse at her channel gives me the impression that she’s a scam. Anyone milking sympathy (and lots of money) from something like this is not acting in good faith. Even if I were to assume that DID is real, none of what this person is claiming to experience fits the popular diagnostic model. DID is one of the only personality disorders that is so widely promoted online, with many people talking about being "proud" of it, making merchandise, promoting self-diagnosis, and so on. This is an incredibly dangerous trend, from my perspective -- again, this is different from something more common and almost banal like a mild anxiety disorder. DID, if it exists, is closer to anti-social personality disorder (ASPD) than it is to attention-deficit hyperactive disorder (ADHD). This is not to condemn or stereotype people with ASPD, just to point out that the treatment model for psychopathy is much different from ADD. The symptoms associated with DID are also far more severe than I think most people realise. It's not normal or healthy for the brain to have such a fractured sense of identity! It's the kind of thing you should probably be in a mental facility for! There are no "mild" or "safe" examples of true presentations of these symptoms. It's not comparable to a "benign" disorder. It's the kind of thing that would get you deemed not guilty by reason of insanity, and that's not actually a desirable thing.

Some people bring up the argument that DID is in the DSM-5. This is true. The DSM is also notoriously slow to be updated (surprisingly, updates of this type will usually require a boatload of evidence!) and has infamously contained other examples of facetious disorders, of which homosexuality is probably the most well-known. Amongst the mental health professional community currently in practice today, the general consensus is that DID is not a real disorder, but the symptoms displayed are probably real. At the very least, they're real manifestations of actual problems. Someone pretending to be multiple different "alters" in one brain definitely has a serious problem, just not the one they say they do.

However, I’ll repeat that I’d never heard of this person before today, so I’m not really comfortable even giving an armchair diagnosis.

[valentinicsims]

tag game!!

thank you for the tag @ro0mbadump!!!!!! this looks like fun

1 - Why did you choose your url?

because i love guoba and if i were in my kinnie phase still i’d kin him

2 - Any side blogs?

@saturdaynightwrists for my aesthetic blog, @hexeverdant for my oc / vtuber, and @valentinicstudies for my abandoned studyblr / langblr..... plus a bunch of other urls im attached to

3 - How long have you been on Tumblr?

shit man it’s prob like. 9 years? i joined around the time the mishapocalypse was still A Thing lmaoo

4 - Do you have a queue tag?

you guys have queues?

5 - Why did you start your blog in the first place?

in general? an acquain in like year 6 or 7 was like “hey you should make a tumblr so i can follow you” and i was like hell yea sure

this one? bc i deleted my other simblr bc of some simsecret assholes posting my selfie as well as things with exes and just. yeeesh lmao

6 - Why did you choose your icon/pfp

bert good

7 - Why did you choose your header?

i didn’t have anything cute so i just went with bisexual sonic........... im bisexual so it seemed fitting enough ig

8 - What’s your post with the most notes?

on my old simblr it used to be this really fucked up image of vladislaus straud’s face photoshopped onto a puggle (baby echidna), which i affectionately call vlaggle and that got like. 100+ notes iirc

as for on this one? the first scene of my simblr story ‘oneirodynia’, which has 28 notes i swear i’ll update it eventually lmfaooo

9 - How many mutuals do you have?

39!

10 - How many followers do you have?

67 at the moment!

11 - How many people do you follow?

135....

12 - Have you ever made a shitpost?

i AM a shitpost

13 - How often do you use Tumblr each day?

p much all the time

14 - Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

in my early days i used to bc i got posted on cringeblrs and people would be dickheads to me but nowadays? nah

15 - How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

depending on context but generally they come off as kinda guilt trippy and like “if you don’t rb this you’re heartless and cruel”; gives me the same vibes as those facebook posts that have like a sad puppy or smth and it’s like “like to give this puppy a home, ignore for satan to eat your face off” type shit ngl

that being said, if it’s actually important - i.e. a political thing or combatting misinfo, then hell yea im gonna rb it!!!

16 - Do you like tag games?

absolutely!!!!! they’re so fun tbh

17 - Do you like ask games?

if you send me an ask for an ask game i will kiss you on the mouth (platonic, affectionate)

18 - Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

ik i have a few that are pretty big - at least in the niche community that is simblr anyway

19 - Do you have a crush on a mutual?

that’s for me to know and for you to find out

i tag @transgods, @petrichordawn, @vatorelilith, and anyone else who wants to do this