#I am a genius

[shaydh]

my writing process, by the way

[konaiiro]

Smoke breaks on their drives

[p3achj3llyf1sh]

you know how by the end of frontiers sonic’s super form has blue eyes?

i decided that post frontiers sonic has golden eyes now.

not only does he contrast tails so much more, but his super form is getting stonger and Im sorry but i love overpowered characters so much.

[a-bloom-to-remember]

Dropout/D20 merch idea: When enough time has passed after Neverafter, release all the PC stories in the form of picture books. Sell them individually, or a set, or a graphic novel anthology

I just. The idea of Ylfa's story being told beginning to end in a truly twisted retelling of Little Red Riding Hood? Rosamund's story as a mold-breaking retelling of Sleeping Beauty?

SIGN ME UP! Give me what I want Dropout!

[fetch-theboltcutters]

literally i love my boyfriend

[waddlesthepenguin07]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel is Aziraphale and Crowley's love child. THINK ABOUT IT. His behavior, his mannerisms, the DUCKS, his looks, his motivations. HELLO!?

[kabobroaster]

I not only believe that @strange-aeons is @the-muppet-joker but also @unmask-strange-aeons

I believe that teya is everyone in this, in fact I’ll take it a step further. I believe that strange aeons was ms. Scribe and the leader of the Portland polycule from Hell. She is the reincarnation of all the gay nuns and she is coming for our kneecaps. She wrote the big book of lesbian horse stories. How did she do all this? Well she used her ultimate ability. And this ability was called: The Mind Hole. Obviously teya was the author of my immortal because she astral projected into her brain that’s why she knows so much my immortal lore. The Strangeverse is just a long con where she takes different internet dramas and weaves them into her web of mythology. She named her son Thursday which is because of out of touch Thursday. Out of touch Thursday is about anime girls of questionable age dancing. Girls of questionable age links back to onision. Onision books were her launch to stardom. She reviews books guess what is a book Satan was a lesbian. Teya is a lesbian. Satan is the father of lies. Teya is father strange. AN ANNIGRAM OF FATHER STRANGE Is Fat Green Trash! Who’s green that we know of? The croaker!!!!!!!! Proof!

[wren-was-here]

jack driving a tractor into a house like the dramatic bitch he is. countrycide more like CUNTrycide am i right

[heertohbadisadhai]

The only form of alcohol i post on my Instagram account is whatever i’m consuming through cocktails bc a small chunk of my family follows me, therefore i can get away by saying that it was non alcoholic if they ever question me about it and i think that’s incredibly smart of me tbh

[junkfan69]

i might be stupid however junkrat and roadhog in overwatch 2 have right ear piercings and only right ones and what do right ear piercings mean? your gay meaning they are gay meaning blizzard confirmed roadrat thank you thank you i know im an amazing detective blizzard you small indie company you cannot hide these things from me 🗣️🗣️

my evidence:

[foxstens]

kevjean timeloop au where kevin is the one who dies over and over

[pickledsprite]

Wait yall what if the reason Alice used Tori’s blog (@chronic-pessimist) again was for hstv filming.. 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[chickenoodlesoups]

I'm a genius. I've figured out why the women in one piece don't experience organ failure or spinal collapse.

Boohyah.

[drowninginblox]

Gambit Movie Idea

I am high on Sharpie fumes MFS

Movie where Channing Tatum Gambit is popped into the Fox X-Men universe (same universe as Deadpool) and the whole movie is about him finding "who Gambit really is". Very much "Im just Ken" the movie. The main antagonist is the OG Gambit from Wolverine Origins- who (post that fuck up) made a task force (mafia) to properly maintain the balance of New Orleans. On the way he meets Rouge (OG Fox Xmen Rouge- Anna Paquin) who was in the city to meet up with some contacts from the Brotherhood who served as double agents.

Via a misunderstanding, Gambit assumes that these brotherhood members are a part of the gang and he takes them out, leaving Rouge pissed and clueless. Meanwhile, Gambit is smitten even though Cher is flying his way. They fight/ Gambit gets the shit beaten out of him. After admitting that he was after "The Gambit" and that he was "just Gambit" (running joke material right here). Rouge is like "Fucking... F I N E." So they're partners through the whole movie.

Through it, Rouge admits that she and Bobby broke it off after Rouge pushed him away. Gambit admits that he has no idea what he's gonna do after this. We love Lost Souls who are Soulmates here.

When they get to "The Gambit" (Taylor Kitsch) It is revealed that he has been working with the brotherhood bc "mutants are the dominant race" and "Fuck humans"- stemming back to his trauma from Wolverine Origins. In reality, he just wants a shadow of the bond he and Logan had (Que scenes of Logan and "The Gambit" Sleeping on the way to the airport and "The Gambit" looking at him in a very bisexual way. All the while claiming "My adoration for that man is unlike anything else!"

The movie ends with Rouge and "Just Gambit" Kicking ass, finding plans for the Brotherhood, and Rouge telling Gambit her real name. Gambit asks if this is the last he'll see of her and she says, "I thought you wanted a purpose." They then ride off into the sunset, the last thing we hear is Rouge saying "Hey Professor," Roll credits.

Bonus scenes:

Logan sees Storm on the street and turns back like the meme

Something Something Doctor Strange

Something something, an update on Wade's Peter

[alohaasaloevera]

Au where Lance works a normal 9 to 5 (or as a nurse???) as a single dad and Keith is a mechanic at an auto shop??

It’s either a rivals-ish mutual pining slow burn 7-15 chapters 60k+ fic or a friends with benefits type of situation also mutual pining slow burn 7-15 chapters 60k+ fic.

Basically Lance moves into this new neighborhood to get away from the past (which is mainly his child’s mother and some other toxic people/environments (not his family or Hunk though)), and is immediately known as the hot, single dad who recently moved to the neighborhood, before he meets Pidge, a former child prodigy now genius software engineer. Pidge and Lance form a close bond with each other and Hunk even meets up with them a few times!!!!

Lance also hears about the young, hot mechanic down the street, and that’s kinda where their rivalry starts (along with other events).

In the mutual pining rivals au they keep getting put in situations where they have to compete, and then they become rivals, but they’re also hopelessly pining over each other and adore the other a lot. Cue Lance’s child accidentally calling Keith “Daddy” and everyone freaking out.

In the fwb au Lance grows a pair and pins Keith to a wall before making out with him almost immediately (like in the first few chapters), which also leads to mutual pining. They’re still “rivals”, though. Rivals who secretly make out and cuddle with each other, but that’s not important (it really is).

YOO???? I MIGHT’VE MADE A BANGER AU???

[rice-n-honey]

TROLLHUNTERS JIM CENTRIC ANIMSTIC TO "MONSTER" FROM EPIC

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