#suck it nerds

[chickenoodlesoups]

I'm a genius. I've figured out why the women in one piece don't experience organ failure or spinal collapse.

Boohyah.

[toruandmidori]

We are always adding to our range of vintage, sassy and wildly inappropriate birthday cards and gifts! 

There are dozens to choose from, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!

Great birthday gifts for cat loving friends and family with a sense of humour. 

Available to buy online now.

Check out the full range here, individual links below:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKWAD!

A CAT IN A SANDAL

SUCK IT NERD!

[themisthemenace]

I bought the Edward eyeshadow pallet and honestly I look hot with it on.

Took these the other night. Enjoy my lovely face internet. You'll never see it again.

[kneecap-homicide]

I'm not usually one to brag

But guess who just watched the Five Nights as Freddy's movie suckerzzzzz

[dailyturnip]

you should be a wizard not because were COOLER but because WE CAN TRANS YOUR GENDER

[themasterofstudies]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[boobilby]

Team Z.I.T.S (why on gods name would you name your team that idk)

[werewolf-cuddles]

Btw, this was the same person who accused Nintendo of "going woke" because Mario's new voice actor lists his pronouns in his bio.

Literally made an entire YouTube video about Mario being voiced by a "pronoun person"

[apostaterevolutionary]

I’ve always found it funny that every native speaker of any language will always tell learners how awful their language is to learn so question time

Also if you reblog pls tag with your language and answer cause I’m really curious to see

[star-shapedfruit]

[toruandmidori]

SUCK IT NERD! 

Part of our range of funny, sassy vintage style party shirts! 

Featuring cute, retro artwork and vaguely inappropriate slogans. Perfect for festivals!

Buy online now, here.

[relicsongmel]

As a musician I will never not be obsessed with the plot of Turnabout Serenade. Like what do you mean a professional guitarist gets accused of murder by Some Guy and one of his bandmates backs it up because he's upset the dude couldn't play a fucking quarter-note triplet correctly. What do you mean he uses that as evidence he did the murder. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS RIGHT

[crashingmoons]

I present to you the worst thing I've ever created. fuck my digital footprint

[dredgesnails]

lots of hermits with (nick)names that wouldnt be out of place in a coming of age teen gang novel... tango. skizz. imp. scar(face). bdubs. ren "the dog". gemstone. beef. cub. pearliepop. falsie. not mumbo jumbo thats a nerd name. joel is a normal name but they gotta have at least one normal guy in there

[fipindustries]

world building concept for an old stuffy aristocratic society:

transitioning is perfectly allowed and this society makes space for trans people but it works in very repressed ways. you are supposed to come out privately to your parents who will then make a formal announcement that their heir has "found a job abroad". you will take a trip to a little hospital/boarding school/retirement home far into the countryside where you will live for a year with other trans people transitioning, you will be given all the medical assitance needed as well as classes on how to properly perform your prefered gender. how to dress, how to talk, the little social niceties needed, etc.

afterwards when you return home your family will throw a little party to reintroduce you into society and to welcome you back where they will claim you are a "distant cousin" that [deadname] found abroad that your family now wants to sponsor and is going to become part of the family. all the needed paperwork is quietly taken care of in the background by very well paid lawyers.

absolutely everyone knows what "finding a job abroad" and "distant cousin" actually means but it is extremely impolite to ever bring it up out loud. at most some people will gossip about behind closed doors. no mention of your previous identity is ever made again, you are supposed to act as if you are 100% cis.

[definitely-jax]