#suck it nerds

[chickenoodlesoups]

I'm a genius. I've figured out why the women in one piece don't experience organ failure or spinal collapse.

Boohyah.

[toruandmidori]

We are always adding to our range of vintage, sassy and wildly inappropriate birthday cards and gifts! 

There are dozens to choose from, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!

Great birthday gifts for cat loving friends and family with a sense of humour. 

Available to buy online now.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKWAD!

A CAT IN A SANDAL

SUCK IT NERD!

[themisthemenace]

I bought the Edward eyeshadow pallet and honestly I look hot with it on.

Took these the other night. Enjoy my lovely face internet. You'll never see it again.

[kneecap-homicide]

I'm not usually one to brag

But guess who just watched the Five Nights as Freddy's movie suckerzzzzz

[dailyturnip]

you should be a wizard not because were COOLER but because WE CAN TRANS YOUR GENDER

[themasterofstudies]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[boobilby]

Team Z.I.T.S (why on gods name would you name your team that idk)

[werewolf-cuddles]

Btw, this was the same person who accused Nintendo of "going woke" because Mario's new voice actor lists his pronouns in his bio.

Literally made an entire YouTube video about Mario being voiced by a "pronoun person"

[apostaterevolutionary]

I’ve always found it funny that every native speaker of any language will always tell learners how awful their language is to learn so question time

Also if you reblog pls tag with your language and answer cause I’m really curious to see

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

So mimicstan's Ford was an only child, child prodigy, went to his dream school and never went through the portal

I just know this has to be a very different man

He’s just Some Guy!

[toruandmidori]

SUCK IT NERD! 

Part of our range of funny, sassy vintage style party shirts! 

Featuring cute, retro artwork and vaguely inappropriate slogans. Perfect for festivals!

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[gojoest]

save me nerdtoru, nerdtoru save me

[star-shapedfruit]

[relicsongmel]

As a musician I will never not be obsessed with the plot of Turnabout Serenade. Like what do you mean a professional guitarist gets accused of murder by Some Guy and one of his bandmates backs it up because he's upset the dude couldn't play a fucking quarter-note triplet correctly. What do you mean he uses that as evidence he did the murder. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS RIGHT

[crashingmoons]

I present to you the worst thing I've ever created. fuck my digital footprint

[scarlettaagni]

what was psychically beamed into my mind reading Megatronia chapter

Unite Warriors was somehow the gayest and most painfully straight comic I've read. it was not cool enough to be bisexual

I choose to read this an expression of disgust and not a grunt