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the voice of the devil
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Traveling’s all well and good but I am soo looking forward to going home to get high and jerk off.
#traveling with family is. challenging.#hope my apartment hasn’t exploded or something in the meantime#shaydh blathers
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Yeah sure I’ll rope and chain him
Uh oh I’m in gacha hell but I pulled abby???
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Uh oh I’m in gacha hell but I pulled abby???
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my vtm toxic trait is i haaate the concept of "pretty" nosferatu. the second their hideousness is downgraded to "they smell a little bad and take a social penalty for it", "so beautiful it's uncanny", "their face looks normal but it's completely still, so it's toootally unnerving".... i know requiem and V5 lean into this concept but what can i say? i'm a child of revised. why play a monstrous masquerade-breaking sewer gremlin who has to hide if you don't want to play a monstrous masquerade-breaking sewer gremlin who has to hide. 😐
someone on the subreddit said bertram tung from vtmb was TOO MUCH aksfhsjshshs. some of you are weak and will not survive the winter nictuku.
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no little Chemosian boy, dont encourage the impossible ideal of perfection!
Decidus, "Oh, mein Gott! Das ist mein new favorit lied!"
Crushes 6 people as he climbs onto the stage at the Maraviglia.
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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
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power armor my nemesis
#warhammer 40k#emperor's children#arias#shaydhart#maybe i color it someday#doesn't feel right. to have no pink.
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everyone is always like the female praying mantis is a scary man-eater femme fatale and nobody is ever like male praying mantis is a freak. a true Society moment
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Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
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CACKLING I LOVE IT but WHO is not having fun at Chaos Marine karaoke night. Start naming names the fun is mandatory and enforced by bolter.
Valentine was the only one having fun at Chaos Marine karaoke night.
Arias belongs to @shaydh
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