#I WISH this was shitposting
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do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?
#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l#I WISH this was shitposting#I’m so serious tho lmao like#I think shauna would think about this#I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right#but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie#she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover#jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells#through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time#jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little#shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him)#she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around#this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!!#much like yellowjackets showtime!!!#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#jackie x shauna#taissa turner#shauna x jackie
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One Piece final battle
poorly drawn extra:
#one piece#mihawk#dracule mihawk#one piece mihawk#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#mishanks#akataka#redhawk#monkey d luffy#monkey d. luffy#one piece luffy#luffy#straw hat luffy#one piece fanart#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece zoro#ronoroa zoro#zoro one piece#one piece art#one piece comic#sorry for another shit post comic ndjaksndjkas#i saw a b99 meme that was basicaly the first page of this comic and i had to do it#i wish i had made a final version with good linework etc but i actually have to work on the comics i am being paid to make#not ANOTHER shitpost for one piece ndjkasndjkas#and drawing mihawk's den den mushi sure was an experience#ugly ass thing lol
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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭
Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?
Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.
Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?
Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!
Random kid: he looks like you! :D
Jason: *leaves the room*
Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?
#Jason dangling off the balcony sobbing#THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE#I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE#I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD ITS TOO LATE FOR ME#WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS#actually don’t answer that#AGONY PURE AGONY#I WISH I WAS BACK IN ETHIOPIA AT LEAST THAT WAS MORE MERCIFUL#Bruce: *nervously* Jason please step back from the ledge#dc comics#batman#batfam#dcu#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#bruce Wayne and Jason Todd#good dad bruce wayne#shitpost#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes
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I've got you all figured out fanartists
#I should have learned how to draw#i have so many ideas and so little time to write#i wish i could make a vague comic about them and have a fanfic author get hooked and write it for me 😭#fanfiction#fanart#meme#crispy talks#shitpost#this was inspired by some overlord huskerdust comics with incredible ideas i saw on twitter#where the artists are clearly waiting for someone to get hooked lol#hazbin hotel#the witcher#hannigram#hannibal#geraskier#good omens#ineffable husbands#my edit#helluva boss#the magnus archives#house of the dragon#dungeon meshi#atla#stranger things#aang#zuko#steddie#mlp#dc#percy jackson
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this was fun
#you shit talked me under the table talking rings and talking cradles I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all dancing phantoms on t#e terrace are they second hand embarrassed that I can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit’s dead#mlb#miraculous fanart#miraculous lb#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#adrien agreste#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste#I wanna tag this shitposting but I guess it’s not LMAO#feeling weird abt this 🤨#I’ve never done like a series of images so tummies thought it would be funny to explore the agrestes w/ this#always thought of Emilie as a musical gal idk
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average day on the prospit battleship
#jade harley#john egbert#homestuck#cascade#shitpost#413#do not let the speed decieve you i suck fucking shit at stepmania and id never done this stepchart before LOL#davesprite: wow i wish i had fucking legs so i could play this shi
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I need the 'family goes to see the Vaugarde's Saviors stage play and it's extremely disappointing' atla style episode pls pls pls
#in stars and time#isat#marararart#siffrin isat#bonnie isat#i wish i could do it myself but all i can offer is this shitpost#isat spoilers#also just bc it's postgame lol
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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜
I am so not empty inside
#tma jonathan sims#gay#tma fanart#martin blackwood#the magnus archives podcast#tma jon#jonathan sims#the magnus archive fanart#i think hes gay#theyre so silly#jonmartin#jonmartin fanart#comic art#mini comic#the magnus archives#homosexual#GODS THEY ARE GAY#NOBODY UNDERSTANDS#tma shitpost#MARTIN WHAT THE HELL#i wish gay people were real#The magnus archives jon#tma jonathan#tma martin#the magnus archives martin#tma martin blackwood
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i'm trying to not watch the new trailer .
#i saw some images and i love everything for now#i wish they were more dramatic with the shadows and values during cinematics tho#silent hill 2#silent hill 2 remake#im not calling you good boy#james sunderland#maria silent hill#my art ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)#shitpost#silent hill meme#silent hill fanart#sh2
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Life or Bath for Gabriel
#i loved the 7-S obviously#i wish there was the cleanup game option for every level#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill shitpost#tw blood#guac art
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Dizzy update is gas
#I just HADD to get this out of my head this is what I thought when I was watching the cutscenes#I’m so happy aba is in SOMETHING and in Dizzy’s story no less#going a littleeeeeeinsane#ermmm what the flip guyssss#i wish this could be a trend#shitpost#aba guilty gear#a.b.a#dizzy guilty gear#queen dizzy#expect more nonsense from me but in higher quality
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Frieda's thoughts on Susan.
#hi to the other five frusan fans that exist#adventure time is so cool i wish big lesbians were real#adventure time#adventure time fanart#adventure time shitpost#adventure time islands#adventure time frieda#adventure time susan strong#susan strong#lesbian#finn mertens#finn the human#atimers#at fanart#adventure time memes#silly art#wlw#sapphic#buff women#sillyposting#digital art#cute art#cartoon network#art
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Some more of stormbringer cookie
#my art#comic#shitpost#cookie run#cr#crk#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#stormbringer cookie#dark cacao cookie#white lily cookie#stormcacao#the comic is an idea I have about Lily while staying at dc kingdom for some time heard about stormbringer and find way to ask her for a wish
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It really upsets me that keeping big cats as pets is both horribly unethical and also suicidal. I would love to have a large kitty cat in my house. I'd prefer an animal with the form factor and personality of a common housecat, large enough to put its front paws on my shoulders, but I'll take anything at this point. Dog lovers can have a very large dog as a pet. It's so unfair cat lovers cannot have a very large kitty. Instead of breeding horrible squashed noses and long hair, cat breeders should be trying to create the feline great dane.
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mythal this lavellan that.. the true question. did felassan and solas explore each others bodies?
#adding a tag for everyone who said yes#you are right and i agree. felassan leaving his little notes everywhere is very special to me ... wish he couldve been at the intervention 2#love failboyfriends 💚#dragon age shitpost#solas thoughts#felassan#WELL.
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why are they batshit insane
#sorry I can’t stop shitposting#don’t come at me with the whole oh 2/2 has two choices so joker can choose not to do it so it’s not valid he SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT#after he made all his friends give up their wishes#after being like maruki we’re going to stop you#maruki then pulls out the akechi card and jokers like ok well shit#look. He considered.#he seriously considered it. The only thing stopping him is akechi#literally comparing rank 10 and non rank 10 akechi choices for lavenza after third sem joker has regret options#like his regret is literally leaving akechi to his fate of assumed death#OK#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT.#and the twewy one is just. the interview that said Neku fully expected Shibuya to be gone#and that’s why he says what the hell#actually rip neku because he had to choose in ten seconds#at least joker had like. 3 dialogue options.#LOL#p5r#persona 5 protagonist#twewy#sakuraba neku#ngl neku might be more insane because Joshua is Joshua#persona 5#yeah this is shuake. To me#my art#doodle#doodles#shuake#and joshneku tbh but the fandom is so small im scared to tag not so relevant stuff in it
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