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tabithatwo · 1 year ago

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do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l #I WISH this was shitposting #I’m so serious tho lmao like #I think shauna would think about this #I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right #but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie #she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover #jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells #through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time #jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little #shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him)#she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around #this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!!#much like yellowjackets showtime!!!#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackie x shauna #taissa turner #shauna x jackie

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everwalldigan · 3 months ago

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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

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majubengel · 2 months ago

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One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

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crispyliza · 8 months ago

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I've got you all figured out fanartists

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rwsdarw · 4 months ago

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this was fun

#you shit talked me under the table talking rings and talking cradles I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all dancing phantoms on t #e terrace are they second hand embarrassed that I can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit’s dead #mlb #miraculous fanart #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste #I wanna tag this shitposting but I guess it’s not LMAO #feeling weird abt this ��#I’ve never done like a series of images so tummies thought it would be funny to explore the agrestes w/ this #always thought of Emilie as a musical gal idk

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omoulo · 3 months ago

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average day on the prospit battleship

#jade harley #john egbert #homestuck #cascade #shitpost #413 #do not let the speed decieve you i suck fucking shit at stepmania and id never done this stepchart before LOL #davesprite: wow i wish i had fucking legs so i could play this shi

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zivikel · 7 months ago

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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

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reinapepiada · 19 days ago

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I need the 'family goes to see the Vaugarde's Saviors stage play and it's extremely disappointing' atla style episode pls pls pls

#in stars and time #isat #marararart #siffrin isat #bonnie isat #i wish i could do it myself but all i can offer is this shitpost #isat spoilers #also just bc it's postgame lol

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typhects · 3 months ago

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its that time of the month for me so you know what that also entails

#fairly odd parents a new wish #fop anw #fop a new wish #fopanw #fairly oddparents #fop #peri a new wish #peri #peri fairly oddparents #peri fairywinkle cosma #peri fop #dev fop #dev #dev dimmadome #development devin dimmadome #doodles #shitpost #if i have to suffer so does he

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gal-o-guacamole · 7 months ago

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Life or Bath for Gabriel

#i loved the 7-S obviously #i wish there was the cleanup game option for every level #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill shitpost #tw blood #guac art

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sanamustdie · 3 months ago

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i'm trying to not watch the new trailer .

#i saw some images and i love everything for now #i wish they were more dramatic with the shadows and values during cinematics tho #silent hill 2 #silent hill 2 remake #im not calling you good boy #james sunderland #maria silent hill #my art ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)#shitpost #silent hill meme #silent hill fanart #sh2

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ferntern · 5 months ago

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Frieda's thoughts on Susan.

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fallowhearth · 1 year ago

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It really upsets me that keeping big cats as pets is both horribly unethical and also suicidal. I would love to have a large kitty cat in my house. I'd prefer an animal with the form factor and personality of a common housecat, large enough to put its front paws on my shoulders, but I'll take anything at this point. Dog lovers can have a very large dog as a pet. It's so unfair cat lovers cannot have a very large kitty. Instead of breeding horrible squashed noses and long hair, cat breeders should be trying to create the feline great dane.

#This is not actually a shitpost #I lie in bed at night wishing I had a large kitty cat

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skidcd-megamix · 5 days ago

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