#I SEE ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
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:))))))))))) i’m so done
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING THESE ON DASH WHICH TAGS AM I NOT BLOCKING FUCK OFF FUCK OFFF DONT LET IT COME NEAR ME
FU K OFF ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
ACTUALLY FUCK OFF
hey so this is fucking insane domestic violence is not a fucking part of your little uwu stawker fantasy! ‘yandere’ is a fiction trope, and there are no such things as darlings irl! hope this helps! please seek psychiatric care xxx ❤️
also bye “poc friendly” is taking me out because like what’s the alternative??? i’m dying i’m DYINGyou’re fucking killing me here op i beg you get a job 😭😭😭😭😭😭
or don’t tbh the workforce can’t handle your dark humour 🥀🥀 you’re too sigma…. too edgy… nobody understands you (except a psychiatrist probably. if you catch my drift 😊😊)
#guys EVEEU TIME I LOG IN#I SEE ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS#WHAT othER TAGS DO I NEED TO BLOCK#no but genuinely#your daily reminder that you should NEVER romanticise this#it is NOT cute irl it is FATAL#CONDONING AND ENDORSING domestic violence is NOT OKAY. GET HELP.#tw dv
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
#No patience. Wither and rot.#These motherfuckers dogpiled the legend who leaked the no fly list because it identified as the wrong type of lesbian.#They will attack the people doing DIRECT ACTION over dumbfuck label discourse. Deeply unserious people.#Embarrassing to think that there are rubes out there who keep falling for this#For ALL our sakes I hope this is literally their first rodeos and they really haven't fallen for this bullshit twice.#But unfortunately I'm too old to be that hopeful.#I didn't get to see the big ''public block list'' made for us dirty queers who support or are bi/mspec lesbians but I hope I was on it#If a man is best judged by his enemies then exclusionists who echo terf rhetoric are the ones I WANT to have.#And ''public lesbian block list'' is in quotes because if you REALLY thought that such a thing wasn't a ''GO HARASS THESE PEOPLE'' charter-#--then you have a black mold where your brain used to be and it's rapidly eating into the bathroom tile you call a skull#Unironically you should not have a platform if you are THAT stupid or malicious to think it was anything BUT a harassment charter#I hope they're ashamed.#Context for those unaware: a flesh-eating amoeba created a public blocklist for people who supported bi lesbians#Minors and extremely small creators without big platforms were on that list#People got harassed but the most namely was Lockandkeyhyena who had people raiding his server with racial slurs and death threats.#I hope everyone involved sees who their ''allies'' are when they spread that sentiment.#A bunch of people ACTUALLY 'invading someone's space' to post the n-word and suicidebait.#THAT is who you appeal to. Sit with that.
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@nowfallc Pictures pictures for youuuu sliding these under your door <3
#when did I start this? let’s see…#THE 24th OF LAST MONTH!! ACK!!!#I’m SORRYYYYYY#I did NOT wish for it to take this long but you see. this was so so hard!!#I probably could’ve pushed this further but. I was turning into a flaming ghoul towards the end! so I quit!#you see my friend. one thing about me. is that I ❤️ quitting!!#but I’m FREE I’M FREE I’M FINALLY FREE MOTHERFUCKERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#NO MORE TRIALS OR TRIBULATIONS YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!#also I think I am actually just a skeleton now. I’m just bones. that’s how dead I am#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun fanart#trigun stampede#so tireeed
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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The silly stupid alien show about ghosts that steal your cock and balls just pulled the most gut wrenching, poignant shit possible and portrayed it so artistically and meaningfully what is even life.
This was MASTERFULLY done. The visual and environmental storytelling, the subtle foreshadowing, and inject those motifs into my fucking BLOOD.
Ho. Ly shit. Good fucking lord.
#dandadan#dandadan episode 7#ok so it should come as no surprise that i grew up on paranormal stories about ghosts aliens cryptids urban legends the whole nine yards#acrobatic sara sara is one japanese urban legend i don't see portyayed a lot. it's a bit nore obscure so when i saw they included her#i was IMMEDIATELY hyped.#but this episode#they did something so different#so unique#this is what i love about adaptations of urban legends you can do so much with them put so much meaning into something so underdeveloped#and what they did with that concept. holy shit.#they took a baseline legend about an underrated woman yokai - something that there are plenty of - saw her gimmick#and just shot it out of the motherfucking park.#it made me insane and then it made me cry so hard i gagged im dead serious.#the art in this show has been beautiful so far but never has it meant as much to me as it did here.#i love these characters so fucking much.#i need to read the manga. please dear god someone tell me where i can read the manga for free.#acrobatic silky#dandadan spoilers#dandadan acrobatic silky#dandadan aira#aira shiratori#if you hate aira shiratori genuinely fuck all the way off.
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"He said that's your style. Never quite lies, clever half-truths that let you convince yourself you're doing the right thing."
#scenes that make you feel insane in retrospect. scenes that make you say 'oh you motherfucker' out loud in real life#it took me three playthroughs to see the way his eyes shift as he realizes you don't know yet and that he can Use That Against You#tfw you killed one of the last people on the planet that actually thought of you as a friend and savable and who you deeply respected#but his idiot protege doesn't know he's dead yet and you're a bastard who WILL take advantage#the way the scene darkens when he finishes talking is actually crazy too. idk if that was purposeful but it's evil#i love him a lot unfortunately#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#datvedit#solas dragon age#solas#veilguard#**da
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“It’s Odysseus’ fault” “It’s Eurylochus’ fault” “it’s everyone’s fault” WRONG
👏always 👏blame 👏the 👏gods 👏when 👏they 👏meddle 👏in 👏the 👏story 👏
#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#odysseus#eurylochus#why are we blaming the mortals#when motherfucking Zeus is the one who made Ody choose#and the wind god sent the winions down to start shit#I keep seeing tiktoks and it’s like#y’all#it’s Divine Intervention#neither truly have a choice
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happy to announce i’ve finally lost it and spent a considerable amount of time making a dragon age inquisition mod that lets your inquisitor use they/them pronouns. if there’s anyone out there besides me who wants to use it, here it is on nexus.
detailed description and personal commentary under the cut
update: as of 3.05 (may 3rd), the mod has been uploaded to nexus. see download link above for any future updates.
this is a mod for frosty mod manager 1.0.6.1. you MUST install the bioware localization plugin for it to work, otherwise the game won’t start. on fmm 1.0.6.2, the plugin is already built in, so you don’t need to worry;
this mod is a simple overhaul of the game’s base text; no changes were made to the actual voice lines. this mod also does not affect default romance flags (just like in vanilla game, you can only romance sera with a "female" inquisitor (or dorian with "male"), but the mod should, hypothetically, be compatible with other mods that edit romance flags);
you can install it at any point of the game. starting a new playthrough is not necessary;
works for all races and with all available dlcs;
along with the pronouns change, this mod changes all gendered words used to refer to the inquisitor to be gender neutral, i.e man / woman have been replaced with person or contextual variants. my lord / my lady and other similar titles have been replaced with messere (on the basis of this reddit thread);
some of the dialogue could've been mistakenly changed, since context was not always easy to parse. if you try this mod out, i’d greatly appreciate any help with pointing out my mistakes (blackwall’s romance in particular has given me the most trouble); additionally, i might have missed some lines in the codexes, since i skimmed through them very briefly.
i’ve no previous modding experience, so i went with the easiest option and, like i mentioned above, brute forced it and made a complete overhaul of the base game text as opposed to a pickable option i’d like it to be. ideally i’d love for this mod to be bundled together with this other one that switches pc pronouns (which was a partial inspiration for this mod). if anyone here has any knowledge on whether this is something that could be done, please hmu.
also, since in order to make this mod i had to read through the entire game text (it was torturous. not gonna lie) i collected some of my personal favorite bits and pieces along the way. if anyone’s curious, you can look at them here. there’s surprisingly many developers’ notes in there.
#oh boy. let's see#dragon age#dragon age mod#dragon age inquisition#dai mods#NO idea how to tag this. help#i was initially planning to just use screenshots of codexes on inquisitors of every race (since this mod works for all of them)#but decided to take some of parsley instead because they are after all the motherfucker that started it all. my deed is done. i am at peace#i dedicate this mod to my friend srid whos been providing me with emotional support while i worked on this. he kept me sane#i also dedicate this mod to that one person from a random tapatalk thread from 2015 that i found while searching whether someone's done#something like this before. they're the reason the idea for this mod planted itself inception style in my brain back in 2020#anyway. enjoy. please
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hey so friendly reminder
stede gives *full body* kisses
#I love it when actors just go full-body like that#because yes kisses with LOTS OF SPACE in between is a thing that happens!#but they're not the *only* kind#and there is a *very particular message* about a full-body one#especially on screen#and that message is#'somebody said we must live in two separate bodies - but my skin says it misses you -#and my blood remembers when it ran through both our veins -#and every part of me just wants to prove a motherfucker wrong - so let's kiss#and kiss -#until our bodies become one again -#and we can finally take a full deep breath of air#instead of the lonely half-measures that sustained us#for all the years it took to find our other halves again#(...which tbh is kind of a lot for one man's hip-to-hip full-dick action kiss to accomplish but like. I calls it like I sees it)#our flag means death#our flag means death s2 spoilers
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boy dinner
#princess tutu#ptonic week 2024#ptonic week#princess tutu fanart#fakir#mytho#this is bordering on non platonic but shh theyre cute#i love imagining them hanging out when things were less tense#like we dont talk enough about how they grew up together and are literally besties#so heres them on a cute picnic similar to the one Mytho and Rue were on in the first couple of episodes#i really like the idea that Mytho likes going on picnics with Fakir and Rue#bc he cant differentiate his feelings he just sees it as a fun past time#idk theyre adorable#Fakir being soft around Mytho is something we also never saw enough#for good reason but still#like you cant tell me he isnt smiling at this goofy heartless motherfucker all the time!!!!#anyway im crying#cant wait to do more#picnic
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Do not let the Protestant Work Ethic Beast in your head win!
You are not alone! You are not the sole difference between death and life! You are a person who will at some point need to take a break!
That is why there is community! That is why there is organizing! Do not despair because you, alone, are not currently boots on the ground fixing things! Do something, but do not let that something be collapsing!
#I will not be firebombing a walmart I have a dad to care for#Rn Im at work keeping the lgbtq center at my school open and cheerful#That's all I can do rn#that and tell yall not to kill yourselves#if you do I'm dragging you back cause I'm not doing this shit alone#Fuck Trump and his mama we aren't letting doomer shit win#You really wanna kill yourself over a bitch ass christian piss baby?? You're gonna let that man be your 13th reason?#It will be awful I will not lie to you. It will be miserable#But he is a bitch ass motherfucker and a coward who stands on nothing but his crumbling wealth and the hatred of his fans#Take a breather. Refresh. Drink a cold fanta orange with me cause that shit fucking slaps rn#Then get on the ground and get shit going whether that's packing your bags to go to a safer area or getting ready to throw hands#But the last thing we're gonna do is sit here and act like no one will survive to see another day#Cause I will. I will see the next day if it kills me#we will see another day and that day will be another one closer to palestine being free#that will be another day closer to ensuring human rights for all#another day closer to progress and a separation of church and state#another day closer to the rest of our lives#Do not collapse but I am here to pick you up if you do#And if I'm not someone else is#fuck it we ball#ex christian#religious trauma
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if everything with varric weren't enough to make rye go the level of ape shit at solas that he does (and goodness don't get me wrong it was more than enough!), forcing him to sit alone with himself in the fade and wonder if he really just saw lucanis die right in front of him with no way to know for sure added kill bill sirens in his head so loud the voice of the Maker Himself could not be heard over them if He personally peeped through the blanket of the dark to cry 'hold, hold'
(That no compunctious visitings of nature shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between the effect and it. indeed. maybe you should have thought a bit harder before making me quite so much in your own image. bitch)
#literally what was the purpose of that other than pure cruelty. solas. SOLAS#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#solas#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#Dynamic: That my keen knife see not the wound it makes#gonna make that my solas & rye tag I think. I must be cringe to be free 2: the even freer sequel#aiding and macbething. ahaha. hm. I originally wrote this at like two in the morning pls have patience with me#can you tell I'm kind of enjoying getting to go full cathartic vengeful sicko mode on this one vicariously lol#I'm getting it all out of my system so I'm ready to put on my 'compassion and forgiveness ARE important actually' gloves#for the next run when I'm redeeming him fhsdakj yeah okay I will acknowledge the clear spelling out in the narrative#that the cycle of violence and revenge *must* be broken at some point and someone must be the first to do it. I will do that.#tomorrow.#today I am digging two graves. one on top of the other so I get to bury you twice as deep and you won't get back out you *motherfucker* <3
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Frisk being shipped with both chara & flowey is so funny to me. The frizzler indeed. i never liked friskriel but i do like your interpretation of flowisk and i desperately need to see them in dameoverse 🙏
charisk/flowisk is so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's incest
#lmao thanks for having faith in me. dv flowisk made nic insane and if there's one motherfucker you should trust for flowey opinions#it's the metanarrates themself.#trust me i am cooking so hard. i am cooking with gas AND a blowtorch to brûlé the top at the end#cooking so hard i pissed myself off cause the only way i can ever see more of it is if i make it real and infect other people with My Vision#answered asks
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I think a single meeting with zevran arainai would completely undo Wyll btw. He would not be able to handle himself. Enough "which character would win in a fistfight" now it's "which character would make the other combust from thirst" and the answer is zevran for Wyll.
#sophie.txt#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate#bg3#zevran arainai#dragon age#dao#conceivably i could see wyll romancing pretty much any of the options in dao#like hes a suave motherfucker who sees the good in everyone#hed be super cute with leliana hed defrost morrigan hed give alistair the bi awakening he deserves#but zevran. i just see that one Clicking
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Book Wizard of Oz: *raped Elphaba’s mother and impregnated her, meticulously planned his visit to Oz to steal the Grimmerie, killed or attempted to kill the Ozma royal family of a whole sovereign nation, installed himself as de facto dictator, ruthlessly suppressed all dissent with his Gale Forcers, let Emerald City ruby speculators displace the inhabitants of Quadling Country, dissolved the House of Approval, instituted Animal Banns stripping them of their rights, scorned Elphaba’s attempts to confront him about said Animal Banns, spied on her, killed her lover Fiyero via his Gale Forcers, stationed his Gale Forcers at Kiamo Ko, kidnapped his wife Sarima and her family and executed them, spared Fiyero’s daughter Nor only to use her as a bargaining chip to get the Grimmerie from Elphaba, refused Elphaba when she begged him to relinquish Nor to her, and sent Dorothy and friends to kill Elphaba and bring back her broom*
Musical Wizard of Oz: 🎶 I never asked for this or planned it in advance 🎶
#wicked#wicked book#wicked meta#i just wanna talk I JUST WANNA TALK#oscar zoroaster diggs if i ever see you on these streets I’M THROWING HANDS#MOTHERFUCKER#one of the most detestable villains i’ve EVER READ#maguire was spittin’. mad that is#the wizard of oz 🤝 wicked both refer to the exact same character#and the kicker is MAGUIRE DIDN’T MAKE HALF THIS SHIT UP#the wizard did install himself as dictator and did away with the ozma royal family!!!!!#the only consolation is that it’s implied diggs returned to kansas to kill himself#small consolation
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Just noticed something interesting upon rewatch.
Most of Vox's scorn tends to be directed towards whoever is taking attention he feels entitled to, especially if that attention comes from someone he's possessive over.
We already know about his disdain for Angel, because Valentino won't leave him alone.
And it could be one of the reasons he blew up in "Stayed Gone" because Alastor effectively split his audience. Though I cannot be convinced that he wasn't the slightest bit mollified by Alastor talking back to him, because he missed him.
But what really caught my attention was how he talked about Charlie and Alastor after their little dis-track conflict. He insults both: "Lucifer's Brat" and "That Smiling Freak", but noticeably he punches the table at Charlie and rolls his eyes at Alastor.
Almost like he was already displacing his ire at the object of Alastor's attention and not Alastor himself without consciously realizing it.
I foresee a season 2 tantrum when Alastor makes any effort to protect Charlie from Vox's inevitable assault on the hotel.
On top of the hilarity there, it means that despite Alastor trying to pull back from his attachment to the crew, Vox can see and show him that he's not as disaffected as he believes himself to be. And THAT would infuriate him. >:)
VOX BEING MORE UPSET WITH CHARLIE THAN ALASTOR BECAUSE CHARLIE IS KEEPING ALASTOR'S ATTENTION AWAY FROM HIM. 🤣🤣🤣 GLORIOUS
I love it. No notes. Headcanon accepted.
Anything that involves the twisted relationship between Alastor and Vox seizes my attention. Vox's frail little ego means so much to me. I, too, share his rejection sensitivity. It's okay little TV man, I love your insecurities and toxic tendencies.
Also love the idea of Vox calling out Alastor's growing attachment to the Hazbin crew.
Vox: You like them!
Alastor: nuh-uh.
Vox, holding up a distorted video of Alastor singing and dancing with the Hazbin crew: TF YOU MEAN NUH-UH
#Alastor you can't hide your attachment forever#i also love the idea that Vox can read Alastor a lot better than most people#like they were close enough at some point that he sees right through Alastor's bullshit#Alastor is just a smooth motherfucker and makes Vox looks crazy so no one believe him#I want to put them in a little glass box and study them for science#ask#anon#anonymous#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#the radio demon#vox x alastor#voxal#vox#hazbin vox#vox the tv demon#staticradio#radiostatic
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