#I NEED TO WRITE THIS SO BAD

[autisticlenaluthor]

jackienat in new york headcanons - inspired by this timeline

jackie is terrible at riding the subway. she’s not afraid of it per se (pre wilderness jackie would’ve been. bc “ew there’s rats and roaches!”) but she has the worst navigation skills known to man. the first time she has to transfer trains alone at 42nd street she gets so confused and lost and overwhelmed that she fully leaves the station at bryant park (with no clue as to how she walked multiple city blocks underground) and finds a pay phone to call nat. she breaks down crying because “it’s a fucking maze in there and i don’t know what i’m doing and i’m not cut out for this” and ends up taking a cab home

when nat takes the subway at night, she acts crazy and scary so that the actual crazies won’t fuck with her. jackie finds a seat far away and pretends not to know her.

nat always gives her spare change to homeless people, even when they’re at the worst of their financial struggles. jackie once makes an off hand comment about how “they could just be using it for drugs” but nat shrugs it off. she knows if she were in their shoes, she’d need to take the edge off too

nat is friends with the local deli guy. they’ve never actually had a full conversation - they just kinda nod and grunt - but they’re friends. on the flip side, the local deli guy hates jackie because she always comes in with a list, takes too long to order, and pronounces every damn syllable in “bacon egg and cheese”

they visit lottie’s old apartment often. they don’t actually go inside - lottie’s still in switzerland and her dad wants nothing to do with them. but it helps them feel closer to her. it makes them feel like they can talk to her, even if not physically.

jackie discovers she has claustrophobia from the wilderness (lottie locking her in the closet/being trapped in the plane) when she has a panic attack caused by the subway stopping in one of the tunnels. the lights go out and jackie just loses it. nat isn’t there when it happens and she starts to blame herself for how bad it was, even though jackie tells her it wasn’t her fault

nat gets a job at a record store and becomes friends with some of her coworkers. they all have similar alt/punk styles and music tastes. it’s the first time nat truly feels like she’s accepted in a friend group without having to fight for her place

jackie’s world is rocked when she sees openly queer people just out and about. she comes home one night excitedly telling nat “we have to tell tai and van about this!”

seeing other queer people in the wild is what makes jackie build up the confidence to link pinkies and eventually hold hands with nat in public. they start going to lesbian bars together and jackie is overwhelmed but fascinated with how lesbians & other queer women are allowed to dress. she always used to sneak her masc clothes on soccer trips where her parents/other adults wouldn’t be able to make comments or force her to change out of them. but it never occurred to her that she could be masc/androgynous all the time or even on days where it just felt right. the more jackie learns about lesbianism and gender and how intertwined it all is, the more she can feel her mind expanding. it’s confusing - makes her understand herself even less. but it makes her want answers

nat blends in as a native new yorker because of her italian accent, idgaf attitude, and just her ability to figure shit out. jackie, on the other hand, is mistaken for a tourist constantly. even after living in the city for over a year, she has a big ass map she isn’t afraid to whip out at any opportunity. nat knows it’s going to be a long day when she sees jackie by the door with her map, sunglasses, high waisted shorts, and yankees t-shirt. she wants to tell her she’s gonna get mugged going out like that - but jackie is smiling so big she bites her tongue. when they get home that night, jackie is shocked to discover her wallet is missing. nat pickpocketed it out of precaution before they even left the apartment.

[eli-com]

New girl universe except Dick Grayson is Schmidt, Jason Todd is Nick and Roy Harper is Winston. Reader is of course Jess, and Kori is Cece. I don’t make the rules.

[spextkrr]

single dad adam btw.

[thefangirlingdead]

👀 what’s the new multi-chapter fic you thought of? i love your mattdrai fics sm so I’m so happy to hear that you’re still thinking of ideas for them!!!!

AHHHH okay SO. I have many in mind, like a cute lil unserious fake dating idea and I am a sucker for soulmate AUs and really wanna do one but am at a loss for ideas (and prompts are so, so welcome). I'm also currently posting a prequel/alternate POV for Ruined By Love as well as working on a lil' SCF sequel.

BUUUT. The one that I definitely just outlined while I was bored at work the other day is one where Matthew and Leon are both using a dating app that doesn't allow users to upload photos and makes them rely on talking to each other to make a connection (If you've seen Ted Lasso, think Bantr) and they match with each other.

Essentially, Matthew downloads the app when he's back in Alberta for back to back Edmonton/Calgary games cause he's feeling lonely and in his feels, matches with Leon (they're both idiots who aren't using their real names) and they hit it off, talk for months, and start falling for each other before they realize who they're talking to.

Lots of pining, lots of angst, lots of being desperate and lonely and horny.

(I also high key really wanna write my first a/b/o fic and dom/sub fic but I feel soooooo out of my depth with that shit because it's so much. So. We'll see. Ruined By Love verse first, then dating app verse, then the world is my oyster)

[boneheads-pet-idiot]

Been struggling to write one specific fic for literal months now due to the subject matter being sort of out if my wheelhouse.

The concept is a nice little robinthorn fluff piece about Elias comforting Chise while on her period (and sort of stumbling through the process like the dumbass he is). The issue I'm running into is the Japanese attitude around menstruation. I just can't figure out how to write organic sounding dialogue for a character that grew up in a culture where periods are effectively forbidden from discussion.

I've been considering having Ruth broach the subject since he's responsible for keeping Elias updated on things Chise won't tell him about but I'm just not sure that feels right for the fluffy vibe of the fic.

[bizlybebo]

JRWI PD S2 EP16 SPOILERS

au where dakota implied he was willing to sacrifice himself to be a vessel for the trickster, like he did in the sovereign five meeting hall. him offering his life if it meant saving ashe. and the trickster actually going “bet” and posessing him. that mixed with dakota’s powers. btw

[dwtdog]

dnf are alpha4alpha

[defunct-a-b-d]

This but it's ShadyGabe and Shadrien.

[dollgxtz]

When Pleasure Calls

Word Count: 1.8k

Summary: In the middle of sex, Sylus gets a business call...only he decides he doesn't want to stop ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Tags: sylus x fem!reader, penetration, unprotected sex, creampie, teasing, humiliation, use of evol, use of petnames like kitten, oneshot

AN: Okay so this is loosely based on a tweet I saw and it literally wouldn't leave my brain until I wrote it....so here we are. I figured the best way to end my break and start being more active again was to start writing all the fics that won't leave my head. Enjoy!

Sylus was balls deep inside you, each thrust a raw, primal connection that left you both breathless. The room was filled with the sound of skin against skin, your moans mixing with his low groans, creating a rhythm that was all your own. His hands gripped your hips, guiding your movements, keeping you both locked in the moment, lost to everything but each other.

It had been an entire week since you’d spent any real time together—a week that felt more like a year. Sylus didn’t waste a second making up for the lost time. What started as an innocent cuddle on his bed, his arm lazily slung over your waist, quickly shifted into something else entirely. One minute, he was tracing slow circles on your back, murmuring something about how much he’d missed you, and the next, the air between you thickened, charged with unspoken need.

Somehow, without either of you meaning to, that easy closeness morphed into a full-blown, heated mess of tangled limbs and stolen breaths. His lips found yours, first soft and teasing, then hungry and demanding, as if he needed to make up for every second you’d been apart. Before long, the room was filled with the sound of muffled laughter, whispered names, and the quiet creak of the mattress as you lost yourselves in each other.

His hands roamed over you with a possessive tenderness, fingers tracing the curves of your body, memorizing the lines anew with every pass. The weight of him above you was a comforting pressure, a grounding force as you surrendered to the tide of sensation, every thrust a wave that built the pleasure higher and higher, threatening to crash over you.

"Nghn, right there! Don't stop, please..." you pleaded, your voice hoarse with desire, your fingers digging into his muscular frame as if your life depended on it. Sylus, attuned to your every need, knew he had found that sweet spot within you, that spongy, pleasure-laden tissue that sent sparks of delight through your body.

Just as he increased the pace, his thrusts becoming faster and harder, driving you closer to the edge of ecstasy, the sharp ring of his phone cut through the air like a knife, slicing through the intimate atmosphere. You froze, your eyes widening as you glanced at the illuminated screen, the unfamiliar contact name confirming your suspicion—one of Sylus's business associates.

Sylus sighed, his brow furrowing as he eyed the screen with a mix of annoyance and detachment. "I can call them back later. I’m busy right now."

That’s when it hit you—the mission. The Hunters Association’s urgent directive to recover the stolen protocore, traded away through shady backchannels. You had completely forgotten about it until now. The urgency surged through you like a jolt of electricity. Without thinking, you grabbed his arm. "Didn’t you say you were expecting a call about the protocore? This could be it. I need that lead for the Association. Answer it," you urged, your voice firm despite the sharp look Sylus threw your way.

He blinked, then smirked, the kind that was equal parts amused and incredulous. "I don’t think I’ll ever get used to my kitten barking orders at me," he said, his tone dripping with lazy charm. But to your relief, he reached for the phone anyway. "Alright, boss. Consider it a favor."

He pressed the screen and lifted it to his ear. His voice dropped into that cool, no-nonsense register you’d heard a dozen times before.

"Speak."

The man on the other end began to speak and you realized Sylus was still halfway inside you. Thinking the fun was over for now, you started to move out from under him, ready to let the moment pass. But Sylus wasn't done. His hand pressed you back down against the bed, and before you knew it, he was thrusting into you again, impossibly deeper this time, his cock filling you completely.

You struggled, caught between surprise and arousal, your body pinned beneath his, his cock completely filling you with each powerful thrust. You tried to silently plead for him to stop, embarrassed by the situation, but your words were lost in the quiet moans that escaped your lips as he pounded into you, his pace relentless. You quickly covered your mouth with your hands, trying to will yourself to quiet down.

"I'll only meet tomorrow. That's firm" he said into the phone, his voice steady despite fiercely pounding and stretching your pussy. As if this took zero amount of effort from him. You tried to keep quiet, biting your lip and keeping your hands pressed to your mouth to stop the sounds from escaping, but it was hard. Each thrust sent ripples of pleasure through you, making it nearly impossible to maintain your composure.

You attempted to scoot back against the bed, seeking respite from the pleasure Sylus was delivering, but your efforts were in vain. With a swift and possessive motion, he wrapped his powerful Evol around your waist, pulling you back onto his cock, sealing your body to his, ensuring you couldn't escape the sensations he was about to unleash.

"Ah...ah..." you panted, your breath coming in short gasps as he thrust deeper, his cock seeking out that sensitive spot within you once more, very determined to bring you right to the edge.

Sylus kept talking, his voice smooth and calm, even as he moved inside you with a fierce rhythm. The phone call was just background noise to you, but you caught snippets of his conversation, the professional tone at odds with what was happening.

"Yes, I understand," he murmured between thrusts, his voice a soothing contrast to the pounding of his cock against your sensitive walls. "No tricks, or foul play. You should know how this goes by now."

You were struggling, trying to focus on anything but the way he was driving you closer to the edge. Each thrust felt like it was pushing you further into a world where nothing else mattered but the heat and friction between you.

Minutes ticked by as this humiliation continued. How much longer could you hold on? How much longer would he torture you like this? The question echoed in your mind, a desperate plea for relief as your body teetered on the brink of finishing.

Sylus's eyes gleamed with a mix of amusement and desire as he looked down at you, fully aware of the power he held over your pleasure. He knew exactly how close you were, how your body trembled on the precipice of release, and he relished the control he had, maintaining a casual conversation while pushing you to the brink.

A knowing smirk played on his lips, a silent acknowledgment of the game he was playing—testing your limits, seeing how far he could take you while keeping up the pretense of a casual chat. His eyes held a challenge, daring you to surrender, to let go of your control, even as he kept his voice calm and composed, a stark contrast to the raw passion he was eliciting from your body.

He continued his steady thrusts, his movements purposeful, each one designed to drive you further into a world of pleasure, where resistance was futile, and surrender was the only option. Sylus took pleasure in watching you struggle, your body betraying your attempts to hold on, even as he maintained his casual conversation, a master of this sensual game.

"Yes, that will do," Sylus confirmed, his voice steady, his pace merciless as he continued to thrust into you. "I'll have my men prepare the meeting."

Your response was a muffled moan, your body arching against his, unable to form words as the pleasure overwhelmed you. "Mghn... Ah!" you cried out into your hand, your voice a mixture of surrender and ecstasy, your body trembling on the edge of release, the sensations too powerful to hold back.

Sylus, his body slightly glistening with sweat, paused for a moment, his thrusts slowing as he looked down at you with an intense gaze. His eyes, red and smoldering, held a silent command, a silent invitation for you to surrender completely. A slight smirk played on his lips as he watched you, his expression conveying a clear message:

"Go ahead, cum for me."

The tension inside you coiled tighter, every nerve screaming for release as he begun to pick up the pace once more. You bit down on your hand, trying to keep the sounds from escaping, but it was a losing battle. Sylus's thrusts were unrelenting, each one bringing you closer, until finally, with one last, deep push, he let go, pumping his hot and sticky seed deep into your belly just as he wrapped up his call.

The sensation was too much, too intense to resist. Your body tensed around him, shaking with the force of your orgasm, your muffled moans filling the room as you rode the waves of pleasure crashing through you.

"Alright. See you then," Sylus said, finally hanging up the call. He pulled out slowly, leaving you both breathless and spent, the hum of the conversation now just a memory drowned out by the echo of your shared climax.

You lay there, catching your breath, the remnants of your climax still thrumming through your veins. But as the haze of pleasure began to clear, irritation started to bubble up inside you. You propped yourself up on your elbows, shooting Sylus a look that could melt steel.

"Seriously?!"

He caught your gaze and simply chuckled, a low, rumbling sound that only fueled your annoyance. "Oh, don't act like you didn't like it," he said with a grin, clearly amused by your reaction. "How could I ignore a needy kitten in heat for a phone call instead?"

Your glare could have sliced through stone, but he just shrugged, unfazed by your anger. "Besides," he continued, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he chuckled, "I'm great at multitasking. I just secured you that protocore and made you cum while doing so. Shouldn't you be overjoyed right now?"

Despite your best efforts to hold onto your anger, the corners of your mouth betrayed you, tugging upwards into a reluctant smile. The heat rising to your cheeks was undeniable, a flush that had nothing to do with anger. His laughter was infectious, and before you knew it, you were chuckling too, shaking your head at the absurdity of it all.

"Alright, alright," you conceded with a playful roll of your eyes. "I'll forgive you this one time, but don't think this is going to be a regular thing."

Sylus grinned, clearly pleased with your surrender. "Deal," he said, his tone warm and teasing. He moved with that easy confidence of his, leaning down to scoop you up effortlessly, cradling you against his chest.

"Let's get you cleaned up," he murmured, carrying you towards the bathroom with a tenderness that were a stark contrast to the intensity of moments before. His touch was gentle now, a soothing balm to the fire that had raged between you, and you found yourself relaxing into his hold, the last remnants of your irritation melting away as you settled into the comfort of his embrace.

[sai-int]

fucking shy!simon for the first time

shy!simon who overthinks it to death. it’s not that he doesn’t want it, he does,. he wants it so badly the thought of your sweet, tight cunt keeps him up at night—but he gets stuck in his own head. he’s big and oafish, maybe a little dumb in this department, rough around the edges, and this is you. he’s terrified of messing it up, of ruining something he doesn’t even know how to name.

shy!simon who (when you finally, FINALLY corner him in the mess and drag him back to your quarters) hesitates every time his hands skim over your skin, like he’s waiting for you to change your mind. and when you don’t, when you lean into him instead, he lets out a breath like he’s been holding it for hours.

shy!simon who freezes the first time your tiny, warm hands slip under his shirt and skim over his bare skin. muscles tensing, breath catching, eyes squeezing shut like he’s trying to keep himself from falling apart. he’s shaking and he swears under his breath, cheeks burning, but he doesn’t stop you.

shy!simon who still asks, "you sure?" when his cock is lined up with your dripping hole, in this quiet, almost broken way, because some part of him still doesn’t believe this is real. and when you tell him—beg him "please just put it in", when you tug his chest flush to yours in instead of pushing him away, something in him finally gives.

shy!simon who starts off so damn careful, like he’s convinced he’ll hurt you if he’s not. you take him easily despite his girth because you just need him that badly, but despite that, he thrusts so slow and hesitant into you, like he’s waiting for some kind of sign to let go.

shy!simon who is absolutely weak for praise. tell him how good his cock feels , that you want him, that you've never been fucked this good before in your life (even though he's barely moving. he's just the perfect size) and he completely loses himself in you, lips letting loose as he babbles your name into the crooks of your neck, grip tightening around your waist and ass as he slobbers against your skin like he can't help it.

shy!simon who is completely gone, pussydrunk off you within minutes. whatever restraint he had disappears, replaced by something raw and aching. he’s still careful, still treating you like something worth holding onto, but now he’s just desperate with it, humping his cock into you until you're whining from overstimulation and until he cums deep inside your tummy with a shudder and wet eyelashes.

shy!simon who doesn’t say much after, but his hands never stop moving, tracing slow circles against your hips, fingers running through your hair. he might not be able to tell you how much he loves you yet, but the way his thumb brushes over your cheek says it all.

[the-heaminator]

Cumslut Matthew <3

[melodiesz]

sukunas need to be around you‪‪

⊹₊⟡⋆ In which you confront him about his little habit again, and he finally admits to it.

Getting the Sukuna Ryomen to admit that he had a tendency he couldn’t control was a strong feat, but your victory was short-lived. cause just as easily as Sukuna shed an old habit, he formed a brand new one.

This new habit? He had to be in the same room as you at all times. Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter when, you’ll always turn to see Sukuna lurking somewhere nearby.

And yet as soon as you spot him he’d look away, clearly still butt-hurt you’d teased his little (huge) staring problem. Acting as if it was your fault he had to stop, and not because of his massive ego.

whether you minded him following you around like a stray dog or not didn’t matter since he had no intention of stopping. In his logic, you couldn’t point it out if you had no proof it was happening!

There were times where he did make his presence purposefully obvious, but only when he could play it off as having nothing to do with you—always denying your claims.

“tch, following you? Don’t kid yourself, I’m simply admiring my gardens.” he claimed, but flushed and stormed off when you questioned why he had to walk right beside you to do so.

Painting? Screw that flower pot, he’s a much better muse.

You’re trying to shower in peace? Make room, suddenly he’s filthy.

Catching up with friends? He’s lurking in the background, pretending to be busy as if his holes-in-newspaper type setup could really fool you.

It’s a kind of clingy you don't understand, especially since he continues the act of being annoyed with you as if he isn’t making you play a daily game of Where’s-Waldo.

And it wasn't an overbearing presence, just a confusing one. since every time you'd spot him (which was nearly every time, he had the stealth of a bull equipped with a foghorn.), he would flee like you were the strange one.

Now Sukuna trying to hide his massive form was like a bear attempting to hide behind a lamp post. He was obvious, and you knew the humiliation of it was killing him, so you granted him the gift of pretending not to notice.

Just like with the staring, you quickly got used to this little quirk of his and embraced it. It confused you that he tried to hide, since he knew just how much you enjoyed being around him, but you shrugged it off as Sukuna just being Sukuna.

Little did you know, he was secretly worried you'd point it out like you had his incessant staring, and out of pure overbearing embarrassment and pride he'd be forced to stop his favourite pastime ‹/𝟹.

a/n: yes I did make the header and I’m think I’m so funny 😋 pls leave a comment if you enjoyed or want more Sukuna !! Thank you ❤︎

pt.1 : his staring problem <3 pt.3 :can’t beat them? Join em’!

[badninken]

chaos, cabbage and comics

[kitkat13001]

you have no idea how aizawa has put up with you for this long. 

“shota, baby, i need your help.”

you’ve practically got a master’s degree in bullshit, but even you’re struggling to keep it together with this one. 

you’d just called him up on the phone with what’s probably one of the stupidest ideas you’ve ever had, and now you’re trying to keep your voice even. 

“what is it, doll?”

you cover your mouth to keep from giggling and take a breath. “i’m in the kitchen right now and i can’t find the matterdaddy.”

“what?”

you cover the receiver and muffle a snort into the couch cushions. “i can’t find the matterdaddy, do you know where it is?”

“what the hell is the matterdaddy?”

he realizes as soon as it leaves his mouth and he heaves a great, disappointed sigh as you burst into raucous laughter. 

“i don’t know, daddy, what’s the matter with you?”

he makes a noise of distaste. “you’re depraved.”

“and you’ve got ‘gullible’ written all over your forehead,” you giggle. 

“i’m hanging up the phone now.”

“m’kay,” you hum, catching your breath. “have a good rest of your patrol. love you, mwah.”

he makes a low hum back. “i’ll try. love you too.”

“no kiss back?” you tease before he can hang up. he sighs loudly again, but you hear the soft smack of his lips on the other end as he pecks the receiver before the line goes silent. 

masterlist — dividers by @/saradika graphics — saw this reel n couldn’t stop giggling. may or may not be down bad 🤭

[ribbittrobbit]

these kids are incredibly stressed out

[kunareads]

thinking about the little push/pull you and satoru do during a make out session…

he has a hand on the back of your neck while you cup his cheek. it starts slow, but you always need more of him. you need to be closer, as far in his space as he’ll allow. you shift your weight into him, forcing him back, and he grins against your lips because he knows what you’re doing. he does the same, pushing forward until you push back. it quickly turns into desperation, like there’s something to be won, to be consumed.

the sounds get to you—heavy breaths, low hums of satisfaction, the softest hint of a whine when you pull back a bit. he lets out a protest, barely audible, before chasing you again, like he can’t stand the distance. when you tug at his hair, just a bit too hard, he groans, something that makes heat curl low in your stomach. and when you sigh into his mouth, melting against him, he swallows it down like it’s keeping him alive. the room is filled with the sound of lips meeting, of shallow, uneven breaths, of the quiet, desperate noises that slip out when you forget to hold them back.

your breath is shaky when you finally part. his lips are swollen and shiny, cheeks warm, pupils blown wide, and it only makes the ache worse. your body thrums with the heat of him, your hands still fisted in his shirt like you could pull him back in, like you should. and maybe you will.

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