#I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN HOLY SHIT
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GNAWING ON MY DESK BECAUSE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW, I NEED A FAINTING COUCH
#I NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN HOLY SHIT#JUST ABSOLUTELY SEETHING WITH HOMOSEXUALITY#king and lionheart
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Desperate times
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Warnings: fingering, humping, eating pussy, names (baby, darling, mommy, eds), cumming in boxers, aftercare, slightly needy Eddie, nap
It had been about a week since Eddie last saw you. A week without sloppy making out and a week without sex. God, it was a nightmare for him.
So, as soon as you entered that damn trailer door, he grabbed you and hurried you into the bedroom. The look in his eyes was desperate and a deep lust.
He was quick with undressing you, ripping some of your clothes in the process. He pressed sloppy kisses along your jaw and down your chest until he reached what he wanted. You didn't feel it, but you knew he was rock hard inside his tight jeans and boxers.
Quickly ripping off your panties, he immediately started lapping at your cunt. Sticking 2 fingers inside your entrance, he thrusted them inside you until he found that one spongey spot inside you.
You arched your back as he repeatedly massaged your g-spot, working quickly to make you cum.
As he massaged your spot, he sucked on your clit and groped your tits. He seemed desperate to taste your cum on his tongue.
Luckily for him, his fingers and tongue were both incredibly skilled at making you feel pure bliss and ecstasy.
Though, this time was different. White filled your vision as you went into a state of bliss. Eddie worked you through your orgasm as you went into subspace.
After a few minutes, you came back to reality and noticed Eddie desperately humping your thigh. "Sorry, baby.. you've just.. been gone for WAY too long." He groaned between subby moans and whimpers.
He groaned and whimpered as he picked up his speed, looking like he wasn't too far away from cumming. You understood that you had been away for longer than you thought, so you let him.
He was just like that sometimes. Switching from a dom to a sub after you've come for him. You were pretty used to it by now. And it was so hot to see, too.
What did surprise you was what happened when he came. "Mommy." He moaned as he came inside his boxers, collapsing on top of you and panting heavily.
You snuggled close to him as he came down from his high. The two of you had missed each other like hell, even though it had just been a week. So you just held him close and made sure he was comfortable.
"Love you.. so, so much, Eds." You said, kissing his cheek and running your hands through his long, messy curls. "Love you too, baby. I was going nuts. You know that, right? I missed you so damn much."
You nodded. "Yeah, I know, darling.. sorry I didn't tell you I was gonna come home so late." You murmured, smiling down at him as he laid his head against your chest. "It's okay. Sorry if I seemed needy. The week without you was hell."
You chuckled. "Yeah, I get it.."
"You don't think I'm weird because I'm so attached, do you?" He asked nervously, hoping he didn't bother you with how needy and clingy he was at times. "Of course not.. I love that you're like that." You smiled, kissing his forehead gently.
"You do?" He seemed shocked by this. It was nice to know that his clingy nature wasn't something you found off-putting. "You really like how clingy and needy I sometimes am?"
You nodded. "I love how clingy and needy you are.. especially after sex.. it just shows that you love me." You said. "So my clingyness is seen more as affection rather than some annoying thing?" He asked, hopeful that that's how it was interpreted as. "Yeah." You confirmed, brushing a strand of hair out of his face.
The thought genuinely made him happy. He was scared that all his love might have been overbearing on you. "You have no idea how happy that makes me." He looked up at you, a giant smile on his face.
You smiled right back at him. "Now.. mind taking a nap? And no, you're not leaving his bed. You're gonna cuddle with me." You said, knowing he'd ask to cuddle you as you slept. "Yes, ma'am." He said, not fighting you at all this time. He had the energy taken out of him from how hard he pleasured you. But it didn't bother him at all this time. He actually felt oddly content being so tired afterward. And you know he was loving every second of this. Being the big spoon for you is one of his favorite things to do.
After a minute of him gently spooning you and holding your hand, you drifted off to sleep. One of the things Eddie knew how to do best was aftercare. And he knew it.
He was so used to aftercare. The two of you had done it dozens and dozens of times. It was a very natural part of the routine that followed the sex.
Eddie stayed awake the whole time, just to make sure you were okay and that you didn't mind his touch. Plus, this was one of his favorite positions that you two took during aftercare: him as the big spoon. And he'd always loved it.
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#i was high when i wrote this#eddie munson#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson things#eddie munson x you#eddie stranger things#eddie x reader#eddie fanfic#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson headcanon#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson one shot#eddie munson oneshot#eddie munson please fuck me#eddie munson stranger things#eddie munson thots#eddie x fem!reader#eddie x you#eddie+munson#eddiemunson#eddie my beloved#eddie my love <3#slight smut#filthy smut#i need to calm the fuck down#holy fucking shit#eddie coded
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Persona 3 Reload - Ryoji Mochizuki
#ryoji mochizuki#persona 3 reload#makoto yuki#minato arisato#p3r#persona 3#OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD#OH M#RYOJI.#O#WHAT THE FUCK SHAY THE HELL HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL#HOLY SHIT I NEED TO CALM DOWN#compendiumnotebook
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trying to imagine what a Welcome Home ending would look like (which is extremely stupid lmao considering we dont know shit about jack yet), and it's just... huh.
i doubt it's going to take the "the puppets are turned into humans and they join the real world" route (and if it does, then cool! that'd be sick as fuck!), so what would a happy ending look like for them? would they get a little sanctuary to live freely in? is there a secret world of living puppets out there somewhere?
what if its a tragic ending? the puppets either are repurposed for a new show, or stripped of their Awareness, or become inanimate objects - normal puppets? what if they just straight up fade away?
or a bittersweet ending? they renew the show in order to stay alive and together, but they're forced to return to their old lives & routines? or it's ambiguous and we don't actually see what happens after a certain point - where the ending for the audience comes before the puppet's real endgame; it's not for us to see/know, they get an unobserved close to the story.
its simultaneously fascinating and distressing to think about.
#i have an inkling its gonna be that last bittersweet one but WHO KNOWS NOT FUCKIN ME!!!#for all we know theres a secret option none of us will ever consider#and then clown'll pull it outta thin air and we'll all be like OHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!#yknow? yah?#plot twist: wally turns the entire world into puppets#i just!!! i just have thoughts!#thinking about WH ending gives me that specific bittersweet/nostalgia/dread/anticipation emotion combo i still cant name#i have to shake myself by the shoulders and screech You Have Literal Fucking Years Before It Ends. Probably. Shut The Fuck Up And Vibe.#unfortunately my brain is Incapable of shutting up and i have the compulsive need to guess the ending of everything i watch/read/enjoy#welcome home theory#welcome home speculation#honestly thinking about that last option makes me so emotional#bc it is what they deserve. they were constantly Observed and Watched and theyre still being Watched and they deserve peace and freedom#BUT AGAIN WHO KNOWS!!! WE DONT KNOW HOW THIS STORY IS GONNA UNFOLD!#what twists and turns and Developments and Evolutions it'll take#i need to chill. i need to calm down about this project. i need to go camping for a week with not a hint of cell service#i need to be on a train north. please. please-
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ok movie thoughts time
#letting it marinate for a night really did wonders.i can actually string words together now#THE SOUND DESIGNDHDURJRFJRJHSJDKGRIIDJFKKSJDKFK DELCOOUS FUCKING DELICIOUS#THE SQEAKS OF THE SHOES THE IMPACT OF THE VOLLEYBALL OM THE FLOOR THE DROPS OF SWEAT EVERYTHING GGGGGGGGGG#FUCKKNG GORGEOUS MUSIC AS ALWAYS I FUCKING CRI ED BC IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL#BRO THE STAY INTERSTING SCENE!?!??@@?!?@?@?@??!?!?!?!! I JUMPED INBMY SEAT#THE WAY EVERYTHING HUST GOES SILENT!!?!!?@??!?!?!?!?!!!!! IT SENT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE HOLY Y#KENMAS FACE THE WAY HINATA JUMPS BACK BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#sidenote im going to devour the kenhina tag on ao3#BRORBORBRJFJGJGNDKDBFKS THE CAGE SCENERE#AND WHNE HE BREAKS OUT OFBTHE CAGE THE FLURRY OF FEATHERS THE BARS GIVING OUT#BROOOOOO KUROOS LAUGH MADE ME SO GIDDYYY THANK GOD FOR THE DARK THEATRE I PRONABLY LOOKED LIKE A FOOL#THE WAY HIS WHOLE BODY SHAKES. LAUGHING WITH HIS WHOLE BEING IM AIDJFHSJDKDK#I LOVE LOVE LOVED TINY KUROKEN SCENES!!!!!!!! FJFFFJHDKSKFK KUROO TINY BOUNCE AWAY FROM SUCCESSFULLY BUMPING THE BALL HAHSHEHEHFHDJJ THE#ENTIRE THEATRE STARTED LAUGHING IT WAS SO SO SO OOVELY#GOOOOOOOOOOOD TSUKKIS SMILE LIGHTING UP THE WORLD#THE TSUKKIYAMA SCENE!?!??@?@??!?!!! FUCKING CHOKED. HOLY SHIT. IT WAS BEAUTIFULLL#THE BICKERING WHEN BOTH SIDES ARE ALRESDY FUCKING EXHAUSTED. HILARIOUS WONDERFUL AMAZING FINALLY HEARING IT#the tiny bokuaka commentary sprinkled within ;w; BOKUTO BEING OMGG LOOK AT OUR TSUKKI#ive read the manga i know this happens i just was still not prepared bc its so different WHEN THERES MUSIC AND VOICES AND ITS JUST U IN A#THEATRE WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST PIECES OF MEDIA YOUVE EVER CONSUMED#WAS FUCKING LAUGHING AT LEV DOING PUSHUOS W YAKU SITTING ON TOP OF HIM LLOL#ALSO NOYAS EXCITED HUG HE GIVES HINA HANSNFIDJ HAIR RUFFLES#BOTH SIDES HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIFE BEING LIKE BRO WHY ARE U SO COOL?!?!??@?@?!!! BRO EHY ARE Y O U SO FREAKING COOL#THAT FINAL FINAL BIT#before kenma goes to set the ball...the pan around the gym. the flash back to the training round....WAS FUCKING SOBBBINGG#WWWHNE THEY WHENE THEYR SHAKING HANDS WHENB THE MATCH IS VOER AND THEYRE ALL EXHAUSTED#LYING THERE CALM QUIET TIRED OUT FOT HEIR MINDS IM GOGIFJBDJSJDKF#broooo i wish the movie could have lasted for7 whole days it was over so quickly;w;#phenomenal. it was absolutely phenomenal insane gorgeous i need to see it again#need to commit every second to memory i need to stop blinking i csnnot miss even a single millisecond of it
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and another thing, I'm sick of people acting like they/them pronouns are just the third gender instead of being gender neutral/outside of the gender binary. idk who decided that they/them pronouns when referring to a person of unknown gender is misgendering & transphobic but they need to go fuck themself i think
#''but that's a strawman argument! no one said that!'' yeah they did. i'm mad about it because i've seen it on tumblr#there's whole posts saying that if you use they/them pronouns instead of just automatically knowing the correct ones you're transphobic#if i can't find pronouns on someone's blog i'm just gonna defer to they/them. as i have for the past 20 years#not to sound like That but i think people need to calm down. is they/them pronouns really something to get mad at#........................................................................................................#huh actually i just realized something. is it because of the whole transwomen getting they/them-ed thing#that people now just associate nonbinary pronouns with transphobia. because they're fucking stupid#holy transphobia batman! they're blaming the pronouns instead of the person!#i just came here to rant i didn't actually expect to find out the real reason why or anything#for real you can't expect people to automatically know your pronouns. people aren't mind readers#you are probably gonna get misgendered. you have to stop assuming it's actively malicious every single time#as someone who has had people misgender me all the time throughout my life i literally don't care#because it doesn't fucking matter. because i can tell when people don't mean to cause harm#& the people who do i don't give a shit about because fuck em#like i get the anger & how it can feel so righteous but also you have to learn when to shut up & stop to think#''is this actually malicious or am i just angry'' is a great question you need to keep at the front of your mind
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OH MYYYY GOD!!!
#HOLY SHIT!!!#MY BOBY WAS NOT READY!#DAAAAVE!#OH MY GOD!#THAT WAS ALOT!#ALOT!#I FUCKING SCREAMED!#SO LOUD#THAT WAS EPIC!#SO MUCH TO SAY!#I NEED TO SIT DOWN#AND CALM DOWN#WOW!#ahsoka tano#ahsoka series#sabine wren#hera syndulla#star wars#disney plus#disney+#jacen syndulla#Chopper#morgan elsbeth#shin hati#baylan skoll
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You asked for it
Geto eating you out from the back whilst gojo makin you gag on his cock. You’re their best friend and yk went clubbing as friends do which landed you in this situation.
Love you sm 🫶🫶
#SCREAMING#CREAMING#FLIPPING OVER THE TABLE#HOLY SHIT#YES#I have a meeting in 10 minutes LOL I need to calm down#I LOVE YOU SO MUCH#you're right I did ask for this and now I'm paying the price#my lovely anon#thank you for this you're a fucking gem
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QUESTION @predvestnik ↤ accepting :: HE’S A 10, BUT... ↩
‘ He isn't a ten. He's more like a bad, incomplete joke: seven, eight, nine. ’ Honestly, this was meant to target one Master Diluc, but can be about anyone—
DILUC the rag in his fist creaks. red eyes drop to it with an incredulity that peers further inward: down into the tight, discomfiting squirm of his chest. oh. i���m going to be sensitive about this. fantastic. how mean. to be bullied like this, after a smooch? after allowing him to feel vulnerable & stupid & delicious—
it’s certainly impossible to guess what has his cheeks grow ruddy all over again: the memory, or this shameless return to the norm. perhaps it should be a blessing...
“ugh.”
at least it asks for no delicacy in return. it wouldn’t be rude not to feel. no weeping maiden stands in line to curse his lineage for an affront she should have expected, angled for. ( no. no, that’s him right now, isn’t it? holy sh- ) don’t have to feel anything about this. ( right. because that was ever an option. )
#ic#rp ✦ diluc#with: predvestnik#predvestnik#diluc:#diluc: that's not what you said to my-#'i have to be the ten since ur eleven'#ur not allowed to be mean within 3 weeks of stealing his first kiss with a dude man that's just poor manners#how dare u frankly#this was going to just be funny and i was like idk what to write & then the gift that keeps on giving ie master diluc's dilucness & also#virginal virginness . well. c: it did what it ought to do----#childe: Lol loser ur not even that hot tbh.#diluc: *stares at his hands & begins to cry.* fuck off outta my bar.#IT'S FUNNY BC 7 8 9 IS NOT A BAD FUCKING SCORE BUT OKAY FELLAS ALRIGHT HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN#diluc's gonna need a support group just to deal with this KAEYA COME HELP UR BROTHER HE DOENS'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS DANGER GINGER#he's gonna go home & cry a leetol bit childe now look what u've done. diluc exasperated & deeply displeased with himself: are u FUCKing kidd#ing me. growls & throws himself into his work harder#tsk tsk.#he heard 'bad joke' & never looked into the rest#u call him a bad joke after he faces down the fires of his own hatred to let him have a leetol kiss from u !!!! oh jail for tartaglia
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Rising out of the pjo grave to redo this AU picture because the feelings for big brother Luke are STRONG tonight
Everythings the same except Luke stays a good kid and basically adopts Percy as his honorary younger brother.
Please do not repost my art, thank you!!!
#oh no hes 12 au#oh no hes 12#my art#riordan#pjo#percy jackson#luke castellan#anyway luke is teaching percy some moves from a relaxed distance#cause its summer and its hot and they deserve an ice cream#and percy soaks up everything like a damn sponge#so they chilling while watching some practice matches between the hermes and ares cabins#also i WILL make percy has little as possible always#i keep forgetting this series starts when hes fucking 12 year old holy shit#hes an absolute child and i need you all to understand how terrifying that is#also im relistening to the audio books and#forgot how angry this smol child was holy shit#like calm down little man#tbh he has a LOT to be mad about but holy jeez#where do you store all that angree little dude#youre like 4 feet tall
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i'm kinda heartbroken about the new redthreadgames title becoming one of those clown gamer ragebait targets, because even if it is genuinely bad, there's now no way to find a normal fucking conversation on it on the internet.
anyway, i'm obviously gonna get it during the christmas sale anyway, it just sucks that there's so much bullshit to wade through because gremlins can't be normal about minorities in video games.
#like obviously if the game had a positive reception otherwise no one would fucking care#but these cockroaches can smell the blood when something is being criticized outside of their weird little circles too#this is why it's so hard to be a hater about the netflix witcher tbh#you hate it because yennefer is being played by a south asian woman#i hate it because they're overwriting all the interesting material in the books with the most generic cliches#we are not the same#and because of you i usually just keep most of my criticism to myself because holy shit no one needs more noise#anyway maybe people will calm down about dustborn by december?#i just hate these guys so much like shut the fuck up and learn some critical thinking so you can recognize the real enemy#capitalism
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im in fucking music class and im sick as hell and im dysphoric and im tired and these fucking kids are just banging on drums and shit and theyre being so loud and i have a headache now and i feel like shit and now the teacher is playing fucking imagine dragons im going to strangle myself
#tw: suicide#im genuinely tweaking#these kids are so fucking loud holy shit#and i have a test tomorrow#im not showing up#i literally just had to spend 5 minutes in the bathroom calming down#i still feel like a girl#i need to go home but i doubt my mom would let me#im trying to listen to music in my headphones (AT FULL VOLUME) and i still cant hear it#vent kinda#theyre ACTUALLY SCREAMING#WERE NOT TODDLERS HOLY SHIT#LIKE IM IN HIGHSCHOOL#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i hate this i hate this i hate this#if i say im sick my mom will just tell me to “wait and see if it gets worse!!!!111!!!111111”#NO THIS ALREADY SUCKS
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no amount of thanks for it in the fucking world is worth the shit im going through
#shitboxposting#trying to calm down. this is the greatest fucking disorder to have everything feels literally fine until it (screaming) ISNT!!!!!!#it's NOT FUCKING FINE! shouldve taken the moments of Significant Awfulness as indications that something is actually wrong bc Holy fuck#ok ive calmed down a little but i Will be completely fucking up my sleep schedule to cope and i Will be a massive bitch if anyone even#remotely tries to give me shit for it#i live in some fucking subversive horror game where i actively need to monitor my writing for indications about my mental health#because i Will Not Know What's Wrong Otherwise. i get fucking foreshadowed hints from my brain and nothing else#isnt that fucking insane?? why do i live like this im so fucking serious#i shouldnt be this damaged for the shit that happened to me as a kid there was nothing bad enough to warrant me being Fucking Like This#calmed down again. uhh i dont think i want to remember why i was that upset so im not reading all that.#that was fucked up. anyways im rod sterling#no longer calm the only desk i can use now causes me physical pain i want to die again
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haasstake P1-4!!!!!!!
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wow oh my god im so angry and annoyed
#i think its cuz my period is starting soon just like. holy fucking shit#i need to calm down#personable#I think PMS shouldn't make me THIS angry though. to be fair#cuz i put my key back on my keychain and my fingers smell like metal and its making me want to explode and kill everyone O_O#everything is SO much and its hard to think and I can't seem to focus on anything for very long#just anger
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Kophyn as Mourndax's guardian, bc that is the singular person Emp could have pretended to be and have had Daxie's trust at all.
#you can tell this man needs to be more goth bc the gold armor ain't doin it lmfao#it's just what happens when you become a holy soldier for the god of shadows#you get hit with the goth stick. I don't make the rules#but also like...... Daxie would have been wildly confused when the ACTUAL Kophyn shows back up#which to be fair to Emp was such a low chance of happening that it's almost comical#this some sitcom level shit to the point it only continues to work bc#Daxie's so fucked up from having to deal with the shit members of his family that lizard brain survival mode doesn't even question it#he hits act three when his nerves have started to calm down some and it's just#''..................... wait a fucking minute.........''#by which point he probably doesn't even get to throw any accusations bc the reveal happens shortly after#ANYWAY. we stan Kophyn in this house bc sometimes you can manipulate mansplain malewife your way into keeping your baby bro alive
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