#like calm down little man

[soldrawss]

Rising out of the pjo grave to redo this AU picture because the feelings for big brother Luke are STRONG tonight

Everythings the same except Luke stays a good kid and basically adopts Percy as his honorary younger brother.

Please do not repost my art, thank you!!!

[lazylittledragon]

my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[evilcokito]

Coming for you Coco...

Be Prepared, Little Imp.😈😈😈

SE SUPONE QUE TENGO QUE ESCRIBIR EN INGLÉS PERO NO PUEDO, ESTABA MIRANDO LA CARRERA DE MOTOS Y SE CAYERON LA MITAD DE LOS CORREDORES, HASTA ELLOS SE SORPRENDIERON, SE ENAMORARON SE CAYERON DE LA MOTO. TOME CAFE Y LA MITAD FUE A PARAR A MI PULMON-

IF I HAVE A HEART ATTACK YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL, HELP- COME TO DO CPR ON ME SAM WHO DRAW BUN. HELP HOW ok no STAY AWAYYYYY YOUDRAQHIMLIKWTHATHELPPPPPPPP-

*Coco puts on a tie and suit, they throw a microphone at her and sings the romantic latin classic song of 80s to the preview of the drawing*

SUAAAAAAVVVEEEEE-

COMO ME MATA TU MIRADA-

SuuuuUUAAAAVVEEEEEEEEEEEE

[doodle17]

I'm watching a Psychonauts Lonplay rn and in the level with Linda if Raz interacts with a sucker-fish one of the things he says is "This poor sucker-fish can't breathe... I should kill it."

SON? WHAT???

[curls-cat]

nothing like a medium sized fandom to make you realize that the most popular fic isn't usually the best written

[hazel2468]

I'm feeling salty so I'm just gonna say-

If you can't handle the idea of feeding live prey to something.

Do not get a pet. That requires you. To feed it live fucking prey. There are SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS!

Also don't be that fucking weirdo who goes on other people's socials and bitches about how it's "inhumane" or "gross". They'd be doing it out in the wild. It's a little something called nature. And no, you cannot find an "alternative" for your mantis.

It's a MANTIS. It is like. One of the most famous predatory insects. It is infamous for eating its prey alive.

If you're going to be a little baby about feeding live prey. Then get a pet that doesn't need that. And shut the fuck up.

[princessefemmelesbian]

Well would you look at this. 😵‍💫 Because obviously if you dare say anything as wild and controversial as “lesbians don’t like men, please stop using a label that hurts us and tries to force men into our identity” you’re a raging terf radfem transmisogynist. Because obviously ONLY trans women use the bi lesbian label and it’s not like there are transfem lesbians who are rightfully against the label as well or anything and it’s not like terfs use the label to refer to cis lesbians who date trans women and why can’t you just let people identify as how they want of course lesbians like men stop the infighting already if you disagree with me that lesbians can like men then surely that’s because you’re an exclusionist gatekeeper who hates trans women.

[phagodyke]

the masculine urge to take a saucepan off thr draining board and bash myself repeatedly over the head with it until I pass out and no longer have to experience feeling Bad 😍

[gl1tchr]

Now im thinking about what if there were 2 of the more "i need a near-equal who can play "the game" or I'll explode" riddlers and 1 batman in some au gotham or whatever. What would happen? Would they see the other riddler as a more worthy opponent n stop messing around w the bat? They start barking and growling soon as they see the other like a territorial dog, but thats it? Would they try to get rid of the other no games? Would they make out? Team up?

Guess it depends on which riddlers are picked, but it's fun to think about.

I LIKE THIS PREMISE A LOT I definitely think the Riddlers ALL being together at once, there'd be way more like "okay.. lets stop for a minute and figure this out" save for the few Really Pushy Ones that will instigate no matter what [AK, 0Y, Hush, etc.]

BUT just two? The regular order of things isn't really disrupted, there's just ANOTHER Riddler. Like you said it definitely depends on the ones selected, but I think for the most part, they would immediately see it as competition first. The Riddler sees himself as the pinnacle of intelligence (in most cases, Some are more "aware" of themselves than others) so his BEST adversary would be himself.

and yeah I think they'd at least kiss Once to see how it made them feel

[yuyuisabookworm]

I have way too many feelings after that last update please Im begging for this series to have mercy on me it has me in a literal chokehold at this point sadjhsakh

[cementcornfield]

good lord my inbox is a mess lmao

[bare1ythere]

Trying to figure out why this guy in my discussion group for class was annoying me so much and I finally figured it out: I hate being in any class after 3:30pm and the moment I set foot in that room I am immediately irritated just by the fact that I'm there

[akkivee]

TIS THE SEASON

[grilde1chesse]

its so awkward about getting upset or irritated tbh....

like i put so much effort intoo not getting upset or overwhelmed cus i hate it so much & i also rlly hate seeing other ppl get pissy (cus it scares me so bad & do my best to not get upset around other ppl so no1 has to be scared liek i used 2 b) so when i DO get upset its like

yes yes im ok yes everythihg sfine haha whats up??? (＾◡＾💢)

[sidhewrites]

god writing this fic is literally just

like every five minutes