#I JUST SNORTED
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It's so good to see fellow white supremacists telling those zionist cowards to stop complaining.
The who what now
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@his-mochi-cheeks
Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam
Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir
Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli
Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf
Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas
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so i think my hyperactivity took over last night??
i don’t even write fics this long perse help
BBY WHAT THE FUCK AHAJSJSK
#I JUST SNORTED#WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FNAF#HAJSKDKSKDKLSK#ʚ the mailbox ɞ ₊˚๑#— 🌿 bell#perse’s sweethearts : 🪴#https-heizou
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''The world is cold and lonely...'' Part 4/4 Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Follow-up bonus
#disco elysium#harry du bois#jean vicquemare#disco elysium fanart#jeanharry#ptolemy pryce#de skills#jeangst#my art#my comics#pre martinaise#thanks for following me through it ! ;)#now i feel i wanted to do that little series just to draw jean snorting harry#i have others ideas about more lenghty jean harry post martinaise comics#but i feel i have to do more research on elysium#i wish there was a french translation of sacred and terrible air#happy holidays by the way#tw drugs#tw alcohol
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arthur being able to feel merlins magic whenever he uses it bc it makes him feel all warm and tingly and at first he's stumped about it and goes to morgana for advice bc hello?? merlin makes him feel weird?? and its only merlin. it only happens when he's around. it's gotta be his fault. and morgana is like "lol nerd you like him" and he's like "oh fuck" bc he has the emotional intelligence of a walnut and begins to notice the warm and fuzzy feeling grows stronger the closer merlin is and is like "welp. im screwed" and then a magic reveal later and arthur notices the feeling happens whenever merlin uses magic and he's like "oh. thank god." and finally realizes the feeling was merlin's magic, not that arthur has feelings for him. it becomes the new norm and then merlin is dressing him for the day and makes a stupid joke before ducking arthur's hand that was going to cuff his ear, he laughs and walked around behind arthur and the warm, fuzzy feeling returns and he's like "stop. no cheating." and merlin is confused and arthur's like "i can feel you using magic, idiot. remember?" and merlin is like "i'm not using magic tho" and arthur scoffs like "alright, sure, whatever you say."
THIS becomes the new norm of merlin and arthur bantering and then arthur accusing him of using magic and merlin insisting that he isn't. then finally the feeling happens when merlin is staring directly at arthur, comforting him in a moment of vulnerability, and arthur can see his eyes remain blue but he feels as he normally does when merlin uses magic. he still accuses merlin of using magic but merlin just rolls his eyes and once again insists that he isn't, arthur can literally see when he uses magic bc his eyes flash gold. did they flash gold just now? hm? did they arthur? arthur then rebuts "then why did i feel all warm and fuzzy?" and merlin blinks thrice before grinning like the cat who caught the canary. he won't tell arthur about his feelings for merlin, he'll let him flounder for a bit. it's always fun to watch him be an idiot and as much as he wants to kiss his stupid face bc finally (finally) his feelings are reciprocated, it's enough for now to know that arthur feels the same. arthur is infuriated that merlin won't tell him. merlin is highly amused at his stupid not yet boyfriend
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#magic reveal#stupid x stupid#merlin finds arthur's stupidity amusing as if they are not two halves of a whole idiot#idiots in love#arthur my lil himbo how i adore you#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#merlin begins to flirt with arthur but never admits to it bc he hopes it’ll push him toward the truth#it does as arthur starts to notice that yeah no merlin ISN’T using magic when he feels all warm and fuzzy around him#like two months later merlin and arthur are chilling in his chambers#(merlin polishing arthur’s armor and arthur pretending to be reading reports but he’s actually just staring at merlin)#the room is silent beside the crackling fire and the cloth on metal#finally arthur just goes ‘/ohhhhh/‘ and merlin snorts#‘finally figured it out?’#then they kiss and maybe cuddle and perhaps fall asleep in arthur’s bed#or they fuck#who knows
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"It's [like] whenever you go back home. You revert to the age you were when you left." x
#rhaenicent basically confirmed. just snorted a fat line of lesbian cocaine and ran naked down i85 nobody speak to me at ALL#AND deeply wounded by each other..... and if i FOSSILIZE MYSELF right NOW........#rhaenicent#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd hbo#hbo house of the dragon#dailyoliviacooke#oliviacookeedit#rhaenicent supremacy#olivia thank you for the plate of gay food we were really down to skin and bones#i cant handle this dog#i got one more in me#my edits
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Now I am not saying that Drumbot Brian on the drums or banjo are over appreciated because I don't think it is possible to appreciate anything about Drumbot Brian too much, BUT I do think that Drumbot Brian on the accordion is terribly underappreciated.
Look at this. How can you see this and Not want to talk about him on the accordion for the rest of time?? Also the instrument itself is pretty and matches the rose on his hat.
#all of the mechs are just so ridiculously impressive and have such a wide range of skill in both instruments and vocals#I like never see his accordion playing gettibg talked abt anywhere despite how fucking cool it is to the point#I sometimes gaslight myself into thinking my memory's failing and it never existed (bc I am really bad at recognizing instruments#on recordings) until I stumble upon photos of it again and I feel like I just snorted a line.#I have much the same experience with Ivy playing the trumpet too.#So I just keep a list of every instrument I've ever seen the mechs use or their actors have said they used + pictures to help.#drumbot brian#the mechanisms
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#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#gifs#staydaily#me posting about this same moment again sorry..#i just found a better video of it 😣#anyway. feels like im continuously stepping into a mouse trap while i look at him#need to snort up the moles on his chest like lines of cocaine or#draw lines to connect them together like star constellations#either is fine with me..
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here’s the lucanis/davrin banter mentioned in this post for those like me who read it, loved it, and desperately wanted to hear it in their voices
#lucanis’ choked off lil snort. HELP ME i’m endeared to the short italian man#your daily dose of idiocy#davrin#lucanis dellamorte#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#i guess? maybe? just to be safe
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I want c0ke so bad
And then I wanna be fucked
#c0ke lines#c0caine#snorting cocaine#c0ke#c0k3#cocaiinedays#cocaina#coke lines#cokegirls#slamming coke#drvg add1ct#just drug addict tings✨#girls who do hard drugs#drug junkie#drug blog#girls on drugs#sex and drugs#dr0gs#drug abuse#drug addikt#drugblr#drvgs#tw drvgs#tw drugs#drugcore#gimme drugs#i love drugs#druggie#drugs mention#mine
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Something I haven't seen mentioned much around the fandom in headcanons, fic, or meta and thought I'd bring up;
The Leagues tie in event; "Jinx Fixes Everything" has her explore The Last Drop, and gives us a more direct explanation for how/why Jinx led them to Silco and Vander's hideaway, (the place where The Letter™ was). Arcane was fine standing alone of course; in ep 5 she mentions having "lost track of [Vander] in the mines", but Jinx Fixes Everything gives us a direct reason for her to know about/poke around that specific spot to look for him. (During that part of the story she's looking for things Vander has a connection to in order to lure him to her.)
You find this map in Silco's safe in his office. It's in there with the "Our Love" record, a picture of him Vander and Felicia, and a journal passage of him musing about raising kids in Zaun/the future. ;_;
#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#jinx fixes everything#league of legends#jinx league of legends#jinx arcane#silco arcane#vander arcane#vanco#zaundads#*snort* sorry i keep seeing “Viktor” up there by itself without explanation on the LoL client and it's sending me now#they just did his champ rework to make him match arcane but like#its a very arcane thing to have up there by itself. one of the six relevant tabs for people coming from arcane “CLICK HERE FOR VIKTOR” lol
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♡ • … *slow blinking*
Oh give Ares a break he's dating Aphrodite for hecks sake. Now that is a woman you'd let top if she wants to
Ew. I did NOT need to hear that last sentence.
#aphrodite 🩷#//#ooc ❤️🔥#: I came to this blog to send a message#and was early to THIS#I just snorted
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Damian: And you would be Richard, I presume?
Dick, preening: I suppose Bruce and Alfred must talk about me all the time. What gave me away? The hair? My gymnast’s build? My rugged good looks? :D
Damian: Not really. I just know a Dick when I see one.
#Jason snorting: Aaaand just like that I have a new favourite brother.#batman#batfamily#batfam#batman and robin#dc robin#dc comics#dick grayson#damian wayne#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batboys quotes#incorrect batbros#incorrect batbrats#incorrect batkids#incorrect dick grayson#incorrect damian wayne#dick and damian#disaster duo#batbrats#batbrats being petty#batbrats bonding#dc universe#dcu#himbo dick grayson#chaotic dumbasses#batbros#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#bruce and dick
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The Dan in the Shrek shirt and hat is giving “we were being silly and soft still in our pjs in the hotel room” vibes like he looks like he just woke up 😭🥺
lightly tousled for sure. a lil squinty a little flirty a little ruffled. definitely part of how they recovered from jet lag
#picture it. theyre staying up late to make sure they fall asleep at the 'right' time so it doesnt fuck them up#so theyre playing silly nonsense games with each other in the hotel room#so tired theyre almost drunk on it#and its cowboy hats and getting married and the future isn't so scary anymore#but its just them and no one knows theyre on this side of the planet yet#its like their little secret#one on top of so many that they share#and theyre both laughing and snorting and neither of them can breathe#that feeling when youre so tired your legs stop working. but they cant sleep! not allowed. & dan also isnt supposed to crush the cowboy hat#and dans in colour so phils happy. and phils wearing his glasses so dans happy. and they get to just. be.#- damn i am *sappy* tonight huh#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#answered#dnptit
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She definitely saw me that last time...
I felt a little tingle.
#HE LITERALLY SNORTS#I had to#how many times has he tried to pop in out of nowhere#just to fuck w her and get her attention#30 YEARS#he is the epitome of NOTICE ME SENPAI#seizure warning#epilepsy warning#flashy gif#beetlebabe#beetlebabes#beetlelyds#lydia x beetlejuice#beetlejuice x lydia#beej x lyds#betelgeuse x lydia#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2#beetlejuice spoilers#beetlejuice gifs#muh gifs#keatonjuice#Michael Keaton
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妄想
#Wow im going to explode in 542 directions#after 236 dropepd i just spent a few days snorting straight copium#but cant forget to draw them too😭😭#gege still serves satosugu at the gravest of times#damn fujoshis!#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#stsg#jjk fanart#satosugu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#五夏#夏五#五条悟#夏油傑#咒術迴戰#jjk 236#artists on tumblr#original art#my artwork
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