#I HEART DIVORCE
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meatgrinder-0 · 17 days ago
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you guys normal. yeah me neither
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misting-moors · 27 days ago
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when i want to storm daraa but my evil wife says "i can't with 20 men," "stop asking them to do the impossible," "they don't trust you anymore"
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krytus · 1 year ago
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yujateaandpi · 4 months ago
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Holographic glitter fairy kitten sweater! Ford and Mabel needed way more screen time on the show. I like to think that Dipper is someone Ford can pass a legacy to, but Mabel is someone who taught Ford how to find joy. After a lifetime of using his talents to fuel his ambitions or survival, it would be so heartwarming to see him invent just to make his girly little niece smile.
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lorehappy83 · 9 months ago
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"Grant me your wrath, my dear. For I've become unworthy of your forgiveness"
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housefreak · 2 years ago
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when you tag things with divorce what does it mean . is it a warning ? a fandom ? do you just really like the concept of divorce and want to categorize it all together ???
just the concept LOL like how i have a scared tag of posts abt being scared :)
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prettybabyimblue · 29 days ago
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alexpression · 1 year ago
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bookshopbentley · 1 year ago
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what an agonizing existence aziraphale must have . to be overflowing with love . to be forbidden from loving .
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linipik · 14 days ago
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Sweet so sweet
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majubengel · 7 months ago
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RedHawk!
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maybe-boys-do-love · 2 months ago
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We all need to be mentally preparing for the inevitable Our Skyy 3: Marriage edition next year
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satanic-fruitcake · 11 days ago
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thinking about that loumand dominating game night post again it’s so true. especially something like a quick-fire ‘guess the musician’ thing
“okay louis. my 500th birthday” “that does Not narrow it down we did a lot that year.” “oh come on. you know. the best part. with the roses, louis!” “ohhhh. prince :)” “yes! oh this one’s easy, i love him, you hate him.” “brian eno.” “yes. oh :/ we thought we saw her in london but it turned out to just be a superfan lookalike :(“ “amy winehouse. that girl was such a poser, she didn’t even taste like alcohol🙄” “i know! oh this one’s good. one of their songs came on while we were making love and we had to stop because we were laughing so hard.” “the offspring.”
lestat and daniel: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ so should we start making out, or -
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shirecorn · 3 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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beananium · 1 year ago
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*remembers the best gamefaqs forum question of all time*
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inheroes--wetrust · 5 months ago
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iwtv s3 is going to be Peak Romance because its going to be all about the pining. which is. OBJECTIVELY. the best part of any relationship development. its going to be that one scene where lestat reaches for louis but he doesn't notice and leans forward times one billion.
every week i will be screaming at my tv for them to kiss. they will not do it. instead they will exchange loaded glances every fifteen seconds. lestat will slip up and call louis mon cher by accident and my head will quite literally explode. we will get a full episode of nothing but louis staring longingly at lestat on stage and yet every time lestat looks over louis is busy doing something else. one day louis will look at a random guy in exactly the wrong way at exactly the wrong time and lestat will snap and murder every single person louis has spoken to in the past month. louis will not make the connection and instead will ask daniel if he thinks that louis being around makes lestat revert back to a more volatile headspace and if he should leave. daniel will be able to escape to be psychosexually tortured by the most beautiful man on the planet but i will still be here, sitting in front of my screen, tearing my hair out because lestat and louis will say literally anything to each other besides i love you.
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