#I CAAAAAANT

[grayintogreen]

Noshir is either the most keyed into the most tropes ever and is feeding it or his natural improvisational skill for this character is to say the most unhinged shit that makes my brain go BRRRR.

[basketobread]

its dangerous to go alone .. take this

G DE ANEHW OH WJJEE WE HEWNWNEENWKENJWWKWJWNRHQO

[iroissleepdeprived]

I can't wait thirty-four minutes :(

[lucifers-househusband]

omfg I just realized I completely accidentally misgendered a professor at my university in an application for a student assisstent job 💀 like he is literally just a totally normal, cisgender dude. There was no reason to think that he's a woman.

Anyway, I got the job :)

[everyeyeneverlie]

i'm super excited for the new Oppenheimer movie just to hear Cillian Murphy say THE quote and go to the bellarke rabbit hole

[zhe-venven]

LOOK WHAT MY GOD DAMN GIRLFRIEND DREW FOR ME, LOOK AT IT!

[lotusillustration]

I've been crying over this for the last 15 minutes

[papirouge]

lmaooo sorry but this apologetics was soooo bad im so shocked😭

like, dude made the reach of the millennium and dislocated every cell of his body

like he really went "uwu Jesus said give to Caesar what is Caesar's and God to God's which means the image of Caesar belongs to God uwu it echoes Genesis where mankind was made in God's image, so it means taxes aren't important uwu"

[pseudophan]

can they please just zip their trousers back up and click upload oh my godddddd

[cara-carabowditbowdit]

my tablet pen got stupid so take these paper doodles for 413. yay

[meownotgood]

oh....... oh my goodness

[phayz]

league of legends is approaching 15 years old and some of the champion art hasnt been updated since their art style has changed over the years, which i only mention because i find it hilarious that you have characters that look like this:

going against characters that look like this:

and its supposed to be like taken seriously

[ashennightingale]

playing a heavily modified text campaign of turn of fortune's wheel w these 3: reverence, songbird, and glory! they're all AU versions of e/o who, after dying in their own realities, had their souls tangled together in a merged & glitching timeline

nothing has ever gone wrong for any of them ever (lying)

「june 2024」

[ttaibhse]

i cant sell my lite & get a full size one because i have the autism where inanimate objects are alive so it would be like selling a pet or something. well not as bad obviously but a bit.

[nwarrior777]

me in april: heheehehehehee i had a trip to big city and was at my first big music concert i should make video about that ^U^ time: it's june me: oh fuck it was kinda fast. but!!!! okay new plan!! I WILL MAKE COOL FUNNY BUT AT THIS TIME SO FUCKING BADASS PRIDE MONTH VIDEO!!!!!! I HAVE MONTH!!! time: it's 1 july me: oh fuck.... okay then....iiiIIII ITS MY SUPER IMPORTANT 26 BIRTHDAY, I HAVE FUTAGES, I WILL MAKE IT I WILL MAKE IT IN A DAY- time: it's 14 july me: okay FUCK but 13-14 july (depends on time zone) is WWDITS 5 SEASON PREMIRERE I MADE SUPER COOL THING TO CELEBRATE IT AND I WANT TO MAKE A TIKTOK WITH THAT GOD I HAVE TO!!!!! time: mmmm you have a day, good luck me: I WILL FUCKING TRY SO MUCH TO DO AT LEAST SOMETHING time: also do you remember that april thing me: what, a moscow trip? time: no, that commission me: OH

[loving-delusions]

went to sleep and i fucking dreamt of being chased by a wall dweller like im still in roblox pressure i cant take it anymore