#I CAAAAAANT

[grayintogreen]

Noshir is either the most keyed into the most tropes ever and is feeding it or his natural improvisational skill for this character is to say the most unhinged shit that makes my brain go BRRRR.

[basketobread]

its dangerous to go alone .. take this

G DE ANEHW OH WJJEE WE HEWNWNEENWKENJWWKWJWNRHQO

[iroissleepdeprived]

I can't wait thirty-four minutes :(

[lucifers-househusband]

omfg I just realized I completely accidentally misgendered a professor at my university in an application for a student assisstent job 💀 like he is literally just a totally normal, cisgender dude. There was no reason to think that he's a woman.

Anyway, I got the job :)

[mydreamysummerstudio]

T____T

babysitting :-)

[lotusillustration]

I've been crying over this for the last 15 minutes

[papirouge]

lmaooo sorry but this apologetics was soooo bad im so shocked😭

like, dude made the reach of the millennium and dislocated every cell of his body

like he really went "uwu Jesus said give to Caesar what is Caesar's and God to God's which means the image of Caesar belongs to God uwu it echoes Genesis where mankind was made in God's image, so it means taxes aren't important uwu"

[pseudophan]

can they please just zip their trousers back up and click upload oh my godddddd

[cmdrfupa]

MY BABIES

TIA’S BABIES 😭😭😭😭

[cara-carabowditbowdit]

my tablet pen got stupid so take these paper doodles for 413. yay

[imaginarianisms]

cregan gazes into helaena’s eyes as though eternity dwells there. waits until the maester calls in the new year. another year with his arms around his truest love - life does not thrive much further than his own reach. “I love you, my moon and stars.”

Helaena stares back into Cregan's stormy winter grey eyes when normally she would look away from most people upon eye contact, but with him she can never look away. She looks at him with pure, unadulterated bliss. Her feet had been tapping at the floors excitedly as each hour passed, reveling in the idea of ​​a fresh, new year to begin. Her touch was warm and tender, her soft violet eyes half-lidded and entranced. This is a time for them where she's not a princess, a Queen, a dragondreamer, a dragonrider, and he's not a warrior, a commander of armies, a leader and the Lord of Winterfell (was this place a dream?) but this wasn't a dream, she was the stars and he could see in the dark. They would be okay as long as she didn't move away. Under the soft starlight of the godswood, she almost felt like they were the only two people in the world, and his scent was all she knew. The thought made her heart beat faster. When the bell tolled, Helaena leaned in and pressed her lips to his for a tender kiss. Her cheeks flush a pretty shade of rose with the cold and the happiness she feels. The truest and most sweetest love she'd ever known and never thought she' d have ever would've been able to experience for herself. She recalled telling her father and mother that she'd marry Aegon for them, because he didn't want to marry her because he thought she was weird, and... everyone thought she was weird. That notion of ever finding love and that feeling of loneliness suffocated her for so long. Then, shortly after pulling away, she kisses him again and again and again and again, giggling as she does so, knowing all too well that she's the only person alive who can possibly get away with all of that. ❝𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐨𝐨, ñ𝐮𝐡𝐨 𝐳𝐨𝐤𝐥ā𝐳𝐦𝐚.❞

[dressycobra7]

@oracleact @consumedwithtrust @wukong-s-only-wife5000 @squigglewigglewoo

HAPPY VALENTINES YALL ❤️

[ashennightingale]

playing a heavily modified text campaign of turn of fortune's wheel w these 3: reverence, songbird, and glory! they're all AU versions of e/o who, after dying in their own realities, had their souls tangled together in a merged & glitching timeline

nothing has ever gone wrong for any of them ever (lying)

「june 2024」

[loserfae]

league of legends is approaching 15 years old and some of the champion art hasnt been updated since their art style has changed over the years, which i only mention because i find it hilarious that you have characters that look like this:

going against characters that look like this:

and its supposed to be like taken seriously

[handsome-enemy-you-despise]

this is what happens every time my phone pings notifying me about comments on my disco elysium fic

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

"Maybe he'll wake up soo- at some point."

Kill. Me.

foolish and leo saw vegetta :')♥