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moongothic · 4 months ago
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Counter-counter point: Oda tends to draw a LOT of little boys with VERY similar faces, so i think its notable that, as an adult (since Luffy is, also an adult) Crocodile seems to have the strongest resemblance to Luffy (although im fairly sure the ‘what if dragon is actually Garp’s son-in-law’ theory is dead)
-the entire existence of Sabo kind of puts a LOT on the table that Oda seems willing to do with Luffy’s backstory, conventional logic be damned
-i can 1000% believe that Dragon is sort of just a weirdo. Thought Luffy’s mom was special? Feels guilty leaving a kid with Garp? Just general ‘this kid is the one’ vibes?
-can you imagine how funny it would be to come out that Luffy and Vivi were half siblings the entire time?
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Older Good-timeline Luffy does look a lot like Garp too
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The Garp Genes can not be denied (also yes Luffy Age 40 does resemble Crocodile, he can resemble both at the same time (it's just the same face syndrome lmao)) (also also yeah I have discussed the "what if Dragon isn't Garp's son" thing in the past and how I don't believe in the theory, we can agree on that)
Honestly I don't have issues with Sabo's backstory/existence beyond how he feels almost like a replacement for Ace in the story as far as Luffy having a brother goes, but that has more to do with when and how he was introduced into the story along with how Ace was handled rather than the character's backstory itself
Okay to be fair Luffy does indeed have the Power to Draw In People's Faith etc etc, so Dragon could become oddly facinated by Baby Loof from that fact alone. And I do like the concept of Dragon being at least a little bit a loser but that's just me
Crocodile knocking up Alabasta's To-Be-Queen and then stealing the baby before Cobra ever met his to-be-wife would be a hysterical twist ngl
But you know what.
In the spirit of Absurdist Theory Crafting, I wish to one-up you with A Horrible Concept;
What if the Dragon we know isn't the "real" Monkey D. Dragon. What if Garp originally had ""a daughter"" instead, who hated the Marines and everything they stood for, who ran into some Freedom Fighter Guy and his Queer Bestie, transed his gender and switched identities/names with the Freedom Fighter Guy just to make sure Garp would never find the real him. "Crocodile" goes off to enjoy a life of piracy while "Dragon" now pretends to be Garp's new transgender son, and Garp is none the wiser (though oddly accepting of the trans part, just not the Freedom Fighter-ing). And the only other person who knows the truth is the Queer Bestie Ivankov. And NOW we re-introduce the "Dragon isn't Luffy's real dad" back into the mix, because yeah the Freedom Fighter Guy might not be Luffy's dad, but the real Dragon aka Crocodile IS! >8D
And that's how we get Luffy looking like Garp and Crocodile but not Dragon
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telebeast · 4 months ago
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unoriginal joke
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 2 months ago
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locusfandomtime · 1 year ago
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
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screaming-sparrow · 1 year ago
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poly-truthing the torchwood 3 team + rhys and martha
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cursiveinkwords · 1 year ago
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I couldn't sleep ok
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deoidesign · 8 months ago
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Sorry I havent stopped thinking about them since I saw this post
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ragingtwilight · 1 year ago
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sheep jokes
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civetside · 1 year ago
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im very busy and working on like 7 things at once but here i am still drawing them for my warm ups
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thebibi · 3 months ago
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Everyone wants him Carnally
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deadmans-artcoffin101 · 27 days ago
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"Princess never cry"
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I'm never drawing again
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alpacacare-archive · 2 years ago
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Not enough joy and light today. Time for silly dadster and papyrus 🙏
Bonus:
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wantonlywindswept · 4 months ago
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so like, fox is a busy guy, right? he's marshal commander of the coruscant guard, he deals with senators and separatists and palpatine on a daily basis, he runs on spite and like two hours of sleep every night, he does not have TIME for anything else
and his batchers know this and love him but they also MISS him, so they try to get news on him from outside sources, just to make sure he's still okay, y'know?
cody checks reports on how the guard's doing, bly tracks big senate events, rex wheedles his general to ask Amidala to get updates on the boys in red. gree sets up a program that will ping him anytime fox pops up in public records. wolffe, somehow, manages to make friends with some of the corries and has an In with thorn, who tattles on fox's health with great relish. the batch has an entire separate group chat solely for keeping track of fox, with informants spread across the GAR and Guard.
they call it the fox news network
:3c
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peepingwizard · 3 months ago
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it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once
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screamsinpainnn · 3 months ago
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I am SO sorry
(JOKE SHIP)
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startr1m · 1 month ago
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"jotaro would listen to heavy metal!" how does it feel to be wrong
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