#I *DONT WATCH WELS*

[tunastime]

in the span of 48 hours I went from being indifferent about helsknight to not being able to stop thinking about him. who's out here putting curses on me. speak up

[artsy-book]

hypno and xisuma are trying and SUCCEEDED in killing cub lmao

and now xisuma is saying not to revive him and hide the body lmao i cant believe they just did that... jk yeah this is x and hypno hehe

[justaz]

merlin called arthur fat so many times and had to poke new holes in his belt and arthur is literally the king of a glorious and prospering kingdom with lots of food- what i’m saying is give me art of fat arthur. neow.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

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[horrorknife]

lady macbeth fucking rules man

[spoonmoment119]

I love how you can tell which hermits you draw/watch often and which hermits you do not just based off those silly doodles LMAO

really?? is it.. that obvious 👉👈

[cruelsister-moved2]

my ranking so far btw am i controversial

[radiotorn]

gguys I'm just gonna say it I've not been doing so freaky fresh as of lately I promise I'm still around but I'm probably gonna be a lil less active for a hot second

[rpreaperperson]

MOM

Reader is a combat medic, a BIG sweeth tooth and a mother to 141 boys (dont forget can cook too) a waifu material

In case with Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

MasterList

Warning!!: jelly and OOC Ghost, and jelly Soap

You grunt from your chair stretching your arm up, exhausted with the examination paper that one of the nurses gave you

“guess I need a little snack time..” after tidying up the paper you walk into the door and think of what will you make for your snack time

As you open the door there in the doorway stands a tall man with his skull balaclava on his head, you jump a little placing your hand on your chest

“Oh my God..!!” you gasp

‘Seriously this man going to be death of me’ you thought while calming down your heartbeat

“Doc” he casually greets looking down at you

“Simon! what’s wrong? you need something?” you notice his eyes narrowing

“.....I heard Johnny got some sweets”

“Uhh..yeah..well like the usual Johnny, right? I mean is not unsual for him to got a sweets from me” you tried to explain the strict Lieutenant, remembering the first time you gave him sweets after Gaz, Soap, and Price

You could say that he is...

“you know the drill Doc”

“must you always do that Simon?” you could almost feel him smirk under that balaclava planning something devious

“..hmp of course he’s the one who brags about it” Ghost crossing his arm on his chest

...Quite delight especially when that time you cook for them

 “Fine...” you sigh shaking your head, both of you heading to the kitchen

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“Chocolate cake? or cheese cake?”

“Chocolate one”

“Okay..guess I have make it for – “

“NO I WANT IT ALL TO MYSELF” his gruff voice boomed as he glared at you

“okay..okay hun! Geez..what happen that make you like this Simon?” you ask while preparing the utensils and the ingredients

“Jhonny fault for swaying the sweets you gave ‘im in front of my face...tauntingly” he leans on the counter watching you preparing the cake, you glance at him and sigh tiredly

“of course..Jhonny you’re the source of it all”

“dont forget you’re the one who spoil ‘im”grunt Ghost

“well..being the oldest one and having 5 ‘lil brothers will doing it to you” Ghost just huffs, he already knows about your family condition a part of him feels envy...but then he is in love with your motherly side enough for him wanting to married you

“Im waiting Doc...” you just hummed at him fully concentrating on the task, Ghost just stared at you fondly

He knows that you didn’t want any help when you making something for the rest of the team, and says that they only making it worse so he makes the tea instead

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“mhh..good as always Doc”

“ehehe thanks Simon~”

Then in the hallway Soap who had just done from his training smelled a delicious scent, rushing into the kitchen his body hunching nose sniffed around the room like a dog searching for the source of the scent

“DOC! Y-you make something?” he cried out at you who now cleaning up the utensils, if he has a dog's tail you bet it’ll wag excitedly right now

“Uhh..yeah..” you pointed at Ghost who was busy munching the medium size chocolate cake with his balaclava pulled up to the bridge of his nose, both Ghost and Soap stared at each other

The lieutenant squinting his eyes at Soap, while the Scottish man stared at the half-eaten cake

“Ohhh~ LT, you’re – “ Soap swaying way to the cake tried to persuade Ghost to share, and...

HAUMPH

“Mmmhh...ish gooddd..”

Your eyes widen in disbelief so does Soap with jaw open wide his bulk arm reaches the cake.. trying to reach the cake, crushing his hope and dream into dust

“sorry Soap not gonna happen...” wiping the chocolate from his mouth, taking his cup of tea

“Appreciate the cake Doc, its delicious as always” he approaching you

“always?!” Soap shriek snap his head at you

“u-uh yeah y-you’re wel – “suddenly he kisses your cheek while staring at Soap tauntingly then pulled down his balaclava and walking away from the scene, with a blushing face you touch the cheeks he kisses

‘Oh dear...he’s REALLY gonna be death of me..’

Soap stand there fuming not just eating the whole cake in front him, he just kiss YOUR cheeks?!

‘oh..its on now...LT’  you sigh glance at Soap

‘maybe I’ll gave him mine instead’

[mybreakofdawn]

Loved since the beginning

You and Michael have been friends for as long as you remember, from childhood to adulthood, with ups and downs. But will you guys eventually confess to each other that you love one another?

This begins at the beginning of thriller in the making. I'll try to go through every era, haha, but be patient with me.

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Chapter 1

The beginning of what will be

[<3rd pov>]

It is somewhere in 1981, and Y/n was on set watching her childhood best friend filming his music video. She moved her head on the rhythm and smiled as she saw him dance and sing to his own music.

“Cut! Amazing, you guys can take five, “ the director instructed. Y/n stood up, brushing her skirt of a bit when she suddenly got picked up and spun around, making her scream.

“Michael! Put me down!!” She held onto Michael for dear life while he chuckled and softly put Y/n on her feet again.

“I can’t help it, im so happy you are here Y/n it means a lot to me.” He smiled at her, brushing some hair from her face, making her blush a little.

“How can i not support my best friend Mikey?” she giggled. “You also do the same for me. Hell, you just come with me to everywhere i go, on tour, to the studio. My point is, i do it with love.” Y/n said poking his cheeks, making him blush slightly.

“Wel, i do it with as much love as you do, girl~” he grinned and looked into her (e/c) eyes. “You know.. we should make a song together, we haven’t done that before, and we know each other like forever already, “ Michael said, suddenly making Y/n giggle.

“Sure, Mikey, but i should warn you.. i am not perfectly talented like you. “ Y/n pointed at Michael. Michael looked at her with his soft brown eyes.

“Y/n, you are perfect in every way. Dont think so little of yourself, girl~” he sang while twirling her around, stopping her close to him. He tilted her head upwards, looking into her eyes. “You really are Y/n.” he smiled, taking in all her facial features. Y/n blushing by his sudden words, has a loss for words.

“Michael-“ she tried to say his name but got cut off by the director. “Alright, guys! Let’s continue!” Michael looked at me and smiled.

“Well, it looks like i need to let you go, girl~” he sang and gave her a hug and before letting go, giving a kiss on her cheek before spinning around and ran to his spot again. Y/n was speechless and blushed, remembering his lips on her cheek. She slowly sat down and smiled to herself. The music began blasting again from the speakers as she saw Michael go into his role again. She moved her body slightly on the beat of the song being played and looked at Michael, who was dancing. He was so majestic with his moves that he was almost hypnotic, without knowing Y/n bite her lip while she kept staring at Michael, who also noticed her looking at him seeing a slight blush creeping onto her face. Michael smirked slightly and spinned around, full of excitement, a bit too excited as he lost balance. “Woops hehe sorry” he said with a chuckle, smiling innocently and slight embarrassment that took over him, but that soon went away when he heard Y/n laughing her ass off behind the scenes.

“Let’s do that one more time, and Michael, don’t lose your balance.” The producer said, Michael nodded apologetic and dusted himself off before standing on the mark again.

The rest of the filming went smoothly with a few laughs. Eventually, Michael was done, and Y/n decided to wait for Michael in his dressing room. She walked into his dressing room and looked around.

“So messy~, even after all these years.” She chuckled to herself and walked further into the room, looking at every jacket and every photo that was hanging in this room. Suddenly, she lay her eyes onto a photo of her and Michael together when they were younger. She smiled and walked to the picture, grabbing it and looking at it with admiration. In the picture, they were in front of the Hayvenhurst house, their arms around each other’s neck and smiling from ear to ear. She smiled at the memory. “We were young and innocent then.” She said, not noticing that Michael entered the room and was standing behind her.

“That is a very good lyric girl~ Let me write that down before I forget.” He chuckled and grabbed his notebook and wrote the lyric down. Y/n blushed by his sudden appearance and immediately placed the picture down, not turning to him yet. She heard him mouthing the words while he wrote it down. “There, now I won’t forget that.” He looked at it and smiled before placing his notebook back onto the table and wrapping his arms around Y/n, hugging her from the back. Y/n, stil blushing, tried to get herself calm.

“You smell like hard work and dancing sweat.” She chuckled and slowly turned around and hugged him back, taking in his perfect mixed scent of his sweat and perfume. This scent was really something out of this world. After a few minutes, Michael broke the hug and smiled.

“Should we get out of here? It reminds me of work.” He chuckled while still holding each of her arms and looking into her eyes. Y/n blushed ever so slightly and nodded, looking at the clock in his dressing room, for the time.

“Well it is night?” She said while looking back at Michael. “So let’s get dinner.” She moved his arms away and grabbed her bag, searching for her car keys and fishing them out. “It is my treat~. Now come on.” She winked his way, making Michael blush a bit while releasing a chuckle from his lips.

“Wel, I can’t say no to that.” He grabbed his jacket and his bag while walking to the door, opening it. “My lady~” he bowed slightly, reaching his hand out to Y/n. Y/n giggles and gently took his hand, walking through the door.

“Such a gentleman you are~” she giggled, dragging him out of the room. Eventually, walking through the doors of the building, they went outside. Y/n grabbed her car keys and walked to her car, a Black Raven coloured Ford Mustang convertible from the year 65. “There is my baby~” she said while tapping the hood softly before unlocking her car. Michael chuckled at her.

“You really love your car, don’t you, Y/n?” Michael said, walking to the other side, opening his door. Y/n gasped fakely and held her hand in front of her chest to make it more dramatic.

“Yes! I worked my ass off for this beauty~.” She laughed and opened her door, went in, and turned the car on. “Let me bless your ears, Mikey.” She put on the handbrake and set her foot on the gas, making it roar like a beast. Michael smiled, seeing her so enthusiastic and went into the car, closing the door. Y/n looked at him and smiled. “Now that, dear Michael, is the sound a car should make,” she beamed and closed her door also. She turned her head to the front and checked all her mirrors.

“Wel, in my opinion, it just makes a lot of noise~” he teased while putting on his seat belt. Y/n also put her seat belt on and softly chuckled at him.

“Oh shut it, I know you love it.” She said and turned on her radio. Instantly, her cassette player began to play her Destiny cassette from The Jacksons with the song ‘Things I do for you’. Michael immediately turned his head to Y/n and smirked.

“So you do listen!!” He yelled and playfully punched her arm, in disablief but secretly he knew, but she would never tell.

“Hey! I never said I didn’t?!” She laughed and drove off, keeping her eyes on the road but also grooving a little. Michael saw this, and his eyes began to sparkle, Y/n looked at him for a second and smirked, beginning to sing his lines from the song.

“People all over the world~.”

“Are the same everywhere I go ah.”

“I give in this ah,”

“I give in to that ah.”

“Every day, it bothers me so~”

Michael looks at her, his eyes as wide as can be. He never knew she loved one of his own made songs, especially knowing the lyrics to his own song word by word. Michael blushed and smiled his wonderful and gentle smile.

"Am i in a bad situation?”

“People taking me to the extreme ah,”

“Am I being used da”

“I just need a clue, ah,

“I don’t know which way to go~”

Michael loved the way she groved, moved while singing, and still kept focus on the road ahead of her. He found that extremely hot and couldn’t look away from her. It made him feel good in a way.

“So I took my problems to a doctor.”

“So he could check me out,”

Michael jumped in with his voice, what was actually his brothers deep voice.

“He don’t know,”

Y/n laughed and kept on singing.

“Took it to a palm reader,”

“So she could read my hand~”

“She don’t know,”

The two of them started laughing while Michael began to cough on the second time.

“I can’t hit that low.” He laughed and held his stomach. After that, the rest of the car ride was just them enjoying the album further. After the song ended, Y/n turned the volume a bit softer and took a right turn. Michael turned his head to her again.

“I never have thought you would listen to us,” he said while looking at her with interest.

“Well~ you guys make such good fucking music, I just have to listen to it~” she giggled. “And you are singing it of course” she smirked while saying that, slightly looking over to Michael, seeing him blush. She parked in a parking space and turned the engine off. “We are hereeee~~~” she looked at Michael with the brightest smile. Michael, of course curious of where they are, looked out off the window and instantly his eyes widen but so is his smile.

“Kentucky!!” He yelled as a child of how excited he was. “That is my favorite!” He beamed with a big smile.

“Well, let’s go, Mikey.” She stepped out from her car, grabbed her bag in the process, and closed the door behind her. Michael, following Y/n, jumped out of the car and jumped up and down from excitement. Y/n walked to Michael’s side, closing his door, and smiled.

“Come on~ let’s go~~ “ he grabbed one of her hands. “Pleaseeee~~” he whined while looking into her eyes with his big brown ones. Y/n smiled even more.

“We are going~ Come on, then.” With one hand, she locked her car, and with the other, she held Michael’s hand tightly but not too tight. She knew how Mikey could react she found it.. cute.

“You are taking too long~ Come on~” Michael said while basically dragging Y/n to the KFC, making her laugh a little. As they walked into the KFC, no one noticed yet that they walked in. Michael kept holding Y/n’s hand because he is a very shy guy. They walked to the counter, and Y/n ordered for the. Also, she knew what he absolutely loved. After some time waiting, they could hear whispers around them. She felt Michael’s hand begin to tighten around hers.

“Hey Mikey, it’s okay, do not worry” she smiled at him, and he just nodded.

“113!” their order was ready, and Y/n, with Michael still holding her hand, grabbed the bags and thanked the person. They turned around and walked out of the place.

“Don’t worry about it Mikey, you can eat your chicken in the car I know you must be starving after shooting” she said heartwarming and walked to her car, unlocking it when they were there and opened the door for Michael. “After you~” she giggled and guided Mikey to his seat.

“Thank you, Y/n~” he smiled back at her and sat down, closing his door. Y/n walked to her side and opened the door, giving the bags to Michael. He took them and sat down in her seat, closing her door and also behind her. “Thank you truly, Y/n.. really” he said again after putting on his seat belt. She smiled and did the same.

“Michael, it really is no big deal, I’m to be honest already used to all that.” She started her car and drove off from the KFC.

“I hope I get used to it soon, you know how my mind can be sometimes..” he looked down into the bag with the chicken buckets sadly. Y/n softly grabbed his hand, Michael looked at her with sad eyes.

“Michael it may be rough right now, and I know how your mind can be because my mind works the same. It will get better, eventually it wil, and you know I wil be there at every step you take, I wil be there to guide you through out all the bullshit and fuckery there wil be at every of that step.” She slightly looked at him with a smile. “I will protect you.” She fully looked at him, as they were at a red light. Michael felt speechless, his mouth slightly opened, and he felt something strange in his stomach. Y/n looked away again, seeing the light turned green and took a left. It was quiet on the rest of the ride, but eventually, Michael searched for his words.

“I am truly thankful to have you as my best friend Y/n.. and i will try my hardest to do the same for you.” He blushed slightly, thinking of his future with Y/n on his side. Y/n giggled and softly ruffled his hair.

“That is what I am for Mikey.” She giggled once more while stopping the car, looking over her shoulders and the mirrors before parking her car on her porch in reverse. “Now let’s go inside and eat~.” Michael nodded in response at Y/n, and they got out of the car, Y/n grabbing her bag and Mikey's bag out of the car and locking it before going inside her house.

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That’s it for chap oneeee hope you guys loved itttt!! It took a while to make sadly but the first challenge is done!!!!

Let me know what you guys think for now heheheh.

Love you guys

[paulkins-week]

hello and welcome! this account is going to host an event much like @lautski-week @holloweaneweek and @lexthan-week for paulkins (hopefully) this fall/winter season! before then, i'd like to do an interest survey; please fill out the attached form if youve got any, wel... interest. an qna section will be under the cut to clear up most confusions sooner rather than later, but my inbox is open if you need any clarification!

QNA

Q: what is this event?

A: paulkins week will be an event dedicated to celebrating paul and emma's relationship!

Q: is participating in the interest check required for participation in the event itself?

A: absolutely not! the interest check is just to get an idea of when exactly to hold the event and what i can expect to see during it

Q: will there be formal sign-ups later?

A: nope! this event is just for fun, anyone can participate whenever

Q: what can i make?

A: anything you want! draw something, write a fic, make a moodboard or a stimboard or an edit, make something physical, genuinely whatever you can think of for any prompt is welcome

Q: do i have to do all seven days?

A: definitely not! do only one, do every other day, pick a few specific ones that speak to you, do the whole week AND the alternatives -- however you want to participate is perfectly fine

Q: what are alternatives?

A: alternate prompts that can be done in place of any given prompt for a day. for example, if you dont like the prompt for day two, you can do something for one of the alternates instead!

Q: how do i post?

A: however you normally would! just make sure you add the tag "#paulkins week" and i'll most likely see it; i'll be watching the tag all week! if you want to be absolutely sure i see it, feel free to tag me too!

Q: can i post to other places?

A: absolutely! if you want anything posted off-site to be featured on the blog, though, you'll have to at least post a link here on tumblr

Q: can i post an already existing piece/wip if it fits a prompt?

A: as long as it hasn't been posted anywhere before, go for it!

Q: can i still post if i'm late?

A: definitely! i'll stop reblogging anything three days after the event ends, but whatever is posted in that window will be featured under "#honorable mentions"

[stargazostli]

(I've been noticing a distinct lack of certain Hermits and will start a mission to fix that)

Moss Welsknight for Fanon Swap?

this gave me green knight vibes so i made a little one too lol

uhm i dont watch wels, like at all, sadly, so this is probably a bit off, but i had fun with it!

[x]

[theosconfessions]

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can go do it over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued click here :)

@ohsosims

scarlett- and youre avoiding my question. was it a set up ?

theo- maybe.

scarlett- to what? get you guys on tv?

theo-no it was a set up for DUSTIN. gimme a chance to woo that dude. he seemed so turned off anytime i came in

scarlett- probably because you whored around with different people every night and he seen that.

theo- thought that wouldve made me more mysterious. not funny?

scarlett- no kinda gross.

theo- okay well, to answer your question it was a set up on my end. did i know that i was going to fall in love and marry him? no. after that did i still think that i was going to be married to him through all of my bullshit? no. do i deserve him to be sticking with me ? hell no. definitely not. so to answer your question. yes it was a a setup. and i got the guy in the end. we done or ?

scarlett- definitely not

theo- damn.

scarlett- are you regretting saying yes?

theo- kind of.

scarlett- too bad. so at the time you did the second stint you were still involved with other people right?

theo- and dustin knew that. he seen the first run . he knew how it was going to go on the show.

scarlett- youre pretty gross, theo

theo- wel thats why i had two seasons, isnt it?

scarlett- oh my god! gross! but back to the original point before we went off the rails. my friends who watched this with me had a lot of questions about dustin.

theo- okay sure i love talking about him.

scarlett- good so when did you fall in love with dad? was it right away? because you ended it right away?

theo- no definitely wasnt on the show. dustin and i were purely physical at first. he liked what i gave him and i liked what he gave me. i think i made him feel something for the first time since cass. his ex. and whether he fell in love? i dont know. i dont think i was worthy of that then. i still dont think im worthy of that now.

scarlett- so you quit the show for someone you werent in love with yet?

[skiiyoomin]

Changbin with a idol s/o? 👀

ღChangbin with an idol s/o

ʚContent: gn!reader, swearing, fluff

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Assuming y'all are publicly dating, you'd be such a power couple

ESPECIALLY if you go to the gym as well, like there's nothing more iconic than that

he's your fan number 1 and is not afraid to show no matter what anyone says

if you're also under JYP he'd take every single chance he can to talk to you or just see you

like you could be practicing and suddenly you'd see him standing there like....hey 🧍‍♀️

he might as well be a part of your group cause of how often he's with you

during award shows he'd be your number 1 hype man while you're performing

Chan doesn't even bother trying to calm him down atp

watches ALL of your VLIVES and spams the comments with hearts

fights the haters too

ain't no one messing with his girl

quick kisses whenever you pass eachother in the hallways when nobody's around

the type of kisses that leave you wanting more

but this man is a tease and he keeps going as if nothing happened

like sir what torture is this

the fans LOVE your relationship

i said it before and i'll say it again, y'all would be iconic af, everybody wishes they had what you have

In the case that you're dating privately, he'd honestly be pretty obvious

no need to confirm what we already know Changbin dont worry

even though he can't hype you up the way he wishes he could, he always makes sure to support you and your group as much as possible

if you have a comeback, he'd tell stays to support you and stream your songs!

buys merchandise and you can't tell me otherwise

LOTS of late night talks with him and if you can then lots of late night drives as wel

as giddy as he may be, he's a very soft man with a very big heart and he loves to show it

if you're ever having a hard time, whether it's because you're frustrated or because the haters are getting to you, he's always there

never wastes a second to whisper sweet things in your ear to make you realize how loved you truly are

whenever you have activities together such as shows or performances or just anything public, he always has this look of fondness when you show up on the screen, your face warming up his heart

stays always go crazy with those little moments, immediately coming up with theories

he always makes sure to call you when either of you are on tour and spend months far away from each other

it doesn't matter if the call lasts an hour or just 5 minutes, all he wants is to see you and hear you cause he misses you :(

listents to songs that remind him of you or playlists that you send him

gets a little jealous of fans that simp for you a little too hard

then again, he understands, like how could someone not fall for you beauty???

in conclusion

he's just such a loving and amazing boyfriend and he wishes the industry wasn't as restrictive as it was so he could show without fear how much he truly loves you :(

[michaelmellz]

btw if u dont know where rhe “he gave me HALF HIS SANDWICH!!” “i mistook him for a garbage can” or “im the dad… and LOGANS THE MOM!!” “why am I the mom? what gender roles are we pushing here?” etc. audios are from wel. i am approaching at a rapid pace (and we will watch sasi together :3)

[ceasarslegion]

Anyway, heres how i do my cleaning schedule as an autist. I live in a one bedroom apartment with a balcony and a bathtub, to give you an idea of how big the space is with any speciality furniture and how you should adjust to your situation accordingly:

-i break the cleaning regimen down to the major steps, and i always do them in the same order on the same days of the week. Laundry gets done when i get home on the last day of my work week, and whenever i wake up the next morning i start the next bit.

-laundry itself is broken up into a few steps: i wash my clothes first, then swap out for sheets and towels, hang up my clothes to dry on my drying rack, throw something simple into the oven for dinner, and then i swap my sheets and towels into the dryer when dinners done cooking. By the time im done eating, everythings washed and either dried or hung up from the last week. I listen to my favourite podcasts while i do this, i recommend The Casual Criminalist if youre a true crime girlie like me, but i also like LA Not So Confidential, Conspirituality, and QAnon Anonymous. Mega is another good one if you want a comedy series.

-the next morning after my breakfast and coffee i do the rest of my apartment. I start with ironing my work uniform while i watch silly youtube videos in the background. The Click is usually my go-to channel for this. That takes me about 45 minutes to iron everything in my 4 uniform sets. You dont like, HAVE to do this, but i dont like having wrinkled anything, it sets off my bad texture alarm, and i spend a lot of time wearing those sets. Consider investing in ironing sets and learning how to iron if Something About Your Clothes is Bad to you, its a worthwhile investment for your own peace of mind

-after i iron, i take a snack and water break while i finish whatever video i put on in the background. If i slept in, i'll eat lunch at this point. The food will give you the energy for the meat of the journey, which will cover pretty much everyones needs

-at this point, i'll put on a more cerebral channel that engages my intellectual interests a bit more like Telltale, and start with dusting. I have an order i do this in too, usually starting at the "top" of my apartment's layout and going left to right on every surface until its done. This takes very little time for a routine dust, every month or so i'll do a more deep dusting where ill get deep into the crevices and give the walls a quick go-over. Wear a mask for a deep clean if you dont want to sneeze every 5 seconds.

-for surfaces that see a lot of spillage and use like my coffee table and kitchen counters and bathroom counters and dining table, i then take some lysol spray cleaner (get one with a scent you like, you will feel more fresh and happy after. Theres no right or wrong answer when it comes to what scents are the best) and wipe them down. This also takes very little time. During a monthly deep clean the only difference in this step is that i'll use a bucket of proper cleaner and wipe down every surface (within reason. Dont put wet cloths soaked in cleaning chemicals on the vents of your tv)

-once all thats done, i vacuum. Do not vacuum before you dust and wipe, doing it after will ensure you vacuum up all the dirt and dust that you pushed off your surfaces onto the floor. Bluetooth headphones go on for this, and have a set pattern you follow down your living space. I like to get all the corners and along the walls first and then go back and forth in a circle until i get to the middle, but theres no right or wrong answer for this either. Once you get into the habit of that pattern, you'll be done in no time, and it'll hardly feel like anything. Thats the end of your routine clean unless its clean-your-washroom week, which i do every 2 weeks.

-i clean my washroom last. At this point ill undock my switch and prop it up on the floor before i put my background videos back on. I have a set cloth that i clean my bathroom with, because it sees the most, well, human waste particles, and i dont want any cross contamination with the ones i use for the rest of my apartment. First i spray some cleaner in the toilet and let it sit while i do the rest. I always use proper cleaner for my washroom, i just plug my sink and pour some in while running the water until the basin's full, and use that to wipe everything down and simultaneously let it soak my sink to get all the gunk from the last 2 weeks out. I even wipe down the floor. At this point. If its deep-clean day, just use the cleaner from your bucket youre already dragging across your house and do the washroom(s) last. For my bathtub, i rinse it out with my showerhead first and then take a bucket and transfer it all from my sink to the tub, and follow the same pattern i vacuum rooms in while wiping down the base and walls of the tub/shower. Then i just unplug the tub and give it another rinse with the showerhead. Take a toilet brush to the toilet bowl and flush when youre done, and youre all done. This sounds like a lot, but it takes me about 15-20 minutes. Its really not that bad.

-for deep clean days, i also mop my floors with some cleaner from the bucket, and take a broom to my balcony. I live right above the convenience store in my apartment building so if you have a similar situation look below you before you sweep stuff off so you dont hit anybody. Have a broom you just use for your balcony so you dont track any pathogens from outside inside.

all done for another week! That wasnt so bad, was it? Altogether this usually takes me about an hour and a half. Deep cleans will take about twice the time. But either way, its not like itll take up your whole day or its a daunting impossible task. Adjust as needed, take as many snack/meal breaks as you want, and give yourself a reward after. I like to have a few glasses of wine in a hot and freshly-cleaned bath with bubble bath and a bath bomb. Hey, its 5 o'clock somewhere and i grew up in a later time zone, day drinking is fine!