#Human Ken Doll
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I saw Barbie and didn’t hate it, enjoyed some parts immensely, but
THE KENS HAD ARMPIT HAIR. Why Greta ??? . Literally give me 1(one) reason why the male actors weren’t required to shave their armpits. They are playing plastic DOLLS. AND they wear little shorty shorts and do humiliating things because it’s supposed to kind of reflect how men treat women . At the very very very very very least they all should have been hairless aside from their heads. And honestly I would have glued down their head hair a bit more if I were in charge of HMU but anyways
of course the Barbies didn’t have armpit hair ! but of course not - Barbies don’t have armpit hair and neither do we expect to see adult women in film with armpit hair. BUT WHY NOT TAKE IT OFF THE KEN DOLLS?????
#It made me sick lol#I hate to look at a human body and be grossed out by something so natural#But this was implanted in me. The patriarchy as you said constantly in the film wants me to feel this way about my body#And now I find the sight of a Ken doll male actor w armpit hair GROTESQUE!! And I’m right#Get the fuck out of here etc
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Anatomy practice featuring the one and only Benrey from HLVRAI, Benrey from HLVRAI, Benrey from HLVRAI, and don't forget Benrey from HLVRAI!
I can't pick a favorite so I've decided that all Benrey designs ever made are the same guy and he just shapeshifts between them whenever he wants. (This is canon now and I will not be taking criticism)
#also if any of the anatomy looks wrong that's just a stylistic choice to show that he isn't fully human#totally not because i forgot to look up references...#hlvrai#benrey hlvrai#art#digital art#fanart#artistic nudity#does it even count as nudity when he has no external organs?#if anyone is sexually attracted to this gray ken doll looking ass alien then that's on you
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!
Got my Annual Pride Month Doll Group Photo done just in time for June 1st! Hope you all have an awesome, safe, and fun Pride Month!
#Love Wins#trans rights are human rights#Pride#Pride 2023#Pride Month#Pride Month Doll Photoshoot#Barbie#barbies#barbie dolls#Pride Barbie#LGBTQ Barbies#Pride Dolls#Trans Barbie#Trans Ken#BiGender Doll#Trans doll#Ken#Ken dolls#Jazzie#Teresa#Kimber#Stormer#Jem Doll#Kimber x Stormer
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#dbh#dbh connor#dbh headcanons#rk800#tumblr polls#detroit: become human#ken doll is my fave#actually both are nice
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#how the hell do you wrestle in trunks that low without everything just falling out#unless he's a ken doll down there#and look at them hip dents#how???????#how does the human body do that??????????#cm punk
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i have a wicked sunrise heihua art wip but because i’ve forced myself to not do art until my tablet comes uhhh. they are in the nude. flat like ken dolls
#i always draw figures nude before i put clothes on them to get a sense of the figure and how the fabric will lay#but usually i progress from nude art doll to clothed regular human pretty quickly#but because of the above post. they’re stuck as ken dolls at the moment u_u#c.txt
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Idk if I agree with the notion that Scaramouche is "fully mechanical." He may canonically be a "mechanical puppet" but I don't think it means he is literally 100% mechanical.
Ei's story afterall mentions that the puppets are highly intricate lifeforms that can imitate EVERYTHING a human can do. Not to mention Ei used parts of herself to create the shogun puppet. Who's to say Scara can't have "organic properties" to him as well. They are both robots, but the ridiculously human kind of a robot.
Sure, he doesn't need to breath, but he can if he wants to. He can cry, he can feel pain, he can eat, taste and the interlude shows him with a cut on his face so he can probably bleed too. His character story 5 mentions how "his blood roiled in his ears" though I'm not sure how accurate this is considering it's the english translation, but he probably has "blood" of some sorts.
The interlude also mentions how his doll joints are made of "special properties" that fades into his skin overtime, to the point that he looks completely human. (Tho I like to think he still has doll joints on his ankles and wrists)
Also something interesting that Faruzan said in her hangout that might be worth considering in the future: Mechanical life forms are also made with alchemy.
Maybe The techniques of puppet making and alchemy aren't as mutually exclusive as we might think? 🤔 It's just speculation for now, but I believe Scara is a puzzling mix of organic and inorganic properties, even as a "mechanical puppet"
I just don't know where the whole thing with him being 100% mechanical thing came from, maybe I'm missing something, but that's not what I understood about Scara so far. He can still be soft and squishy okay!
#me speaks#meta#genshin impact#scaramouche#wanderer#theory#analysis#kunikuzushi#Im no expert on genshin lore#this is just my observation based on what I know#faruzan#sumeru#I just dont think the raiden puppets are meant to be built like ken dolls LOL XD#bc I think they are created to be as human as possibld#and scara was a proof of that concept so surely he was created with that image in mind#but then he ended up being way too human so the rest is history#raiden ei#raiden shogun
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I think it’s super funny when after I post stuff, tumblr’s like “This post is so cool. Humans should see this!” And then it’s like telling me I should blaze it.
I dunno what blazing a post means, but the fact even tumblr knows I’m a Ken doll and not human is like crazy to me.
#my job is posting now#lol dude#tumblr is like so smart#I’m a doll#not human#how does it know?#barbie 2023#barbie movie#can you feel the kenergy#i’m just ken#ken#ryan gosling
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“In a world of plastic people, authenticity becomes a rare treasure.”
#plastic man#ken#i'm kenough#barbie#barbie the movie#art#artist#albert sackey art#albertsackeyart#life#doll#barbie ken#barbie doll#barbies#plastic#authenticity#man#face#human#iphoneography#love#albertayebisackey#fake#smile#plastic doll#real#reality#matel#i am real#barbie movie
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Guys I have a very important question.
I'm finally working on my mcd tarot designs again, and thus far I've drawn the Fool and The Magician, both represented by women and both (artistically) nude. The Fool will not change for Reasons, but other characters in the future might require capes if not full outfits.
#the overarching idea is i dont want to render clothing in my lineless artstyle but i feel like its weird for a minority of the characters t#but i feel like its weird to have characters clothed at all if im drawing in an artistically bare style yknow?#i could potentially find work around for certain clothed charas but idk if i could do it for everyone...#yall vote and help me decide pls!!#important to note that characters are not drawn in realistic human tones and Private Areas will always be covered or ken dolled
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not to be brave and controversial but rw&rb the movie is exactly what antis and puritanical fandom wants from queer media like the most bland sanitized rote dull unsexy no tension no chemistry unfunny surface level romance and representation. give me dirt give me real bodies give me imperfect humans give me natural dialog give me complex relationships explored in the silences give me kink and complicated sex and guilt and anger and selfishness and imperfection, imperfection, imperfection. and most of all give me forgiveness for imperfection and the knowledge that an imperfect thing becomes beautiful because it communicates with the imperfection all fallible beings experience on a day to day, not because the beholder is morally corrupt.
anyway. sorry if you liked it there's nothing wrong with that. go forth and live your life.
#should i tag the fandom....#fuck it#me and my friends were so bored we started to play keplunk half way through#also ive read the book and i liked it i think although that was like 4 years ago and im an adult now whos had sex and been in love and#become much more politically and artistically conscious#so maybe i woildnt#this isnt a criticism of casey mcquiston i liked shara wheeler and i dont know enough about her#but anyway if this is the culmination of queer media shoot me#i think about how much connection i found as a young queer in things like jp/craig from FUCKING HOLYOAKS#and like brittana on glee or something like that#and how those are clearly not anywhere near perfect pieces of media but at least i felt like i was watching human beings#and not sanitized ken dolls repeating cringy unnatural dialogue in front of a terrible cgi tree#i dont need queer people to be hot or irreproachable i need them to be REAL#red white and royal blue#sorry again#negativity#queer
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stole this from a facebook group i'm in and sharing it here because i couldn't have said it better myself!!!!
#wouldn't know a stax session if it hit them full in the face#PLS SKSKS where is the lie???#anyways#the image is one thing and the human being another#elvis is so so so SO much more than a handsome face or an innocent victim who has been miserable all his life#if you want a ken doll buy one#don't treat el like one#elvis#elvis presley
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Me explaining to ppl how actor barbie, the barbie movie barbie, and dreamhouse barbie are all completely different ppl with different worlds that work differently so no barbie doesn't need to love ken because it's a completely different universe than those 2 and they are not the same people
#heart eyes <3#barbie spoilers#actor barbie is human and its a general like our world and she's dating ken#dreamhouse barbie however is in a universe like earth where if everyone were dolls#but no one is controlling them and there is no real world like the movie#movie barbie is a world where they are dolls in a seperate place than earth and they are attached to a human#based on that human is how they act or think#gloria didnt feel like she needed a ken doll so barbie doesn't like ken#it's like a soulmate thing#just bc someone was literally made for you doesn't mean you are obligated to love them#also i could yell about how ken doesnt love barbie either but thats another day#anyways if u read all this thanks i love u /p
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my only critique of the barbie movie is she should have become a gynecologist instead of just getting a vagina
#like i get that she became human but i thought it was supposed to be she found what she wanted out of life#and she wanted like her own dream? her own job? her own life?#not just to be ‘basic barbie’#i know she got to be barborah handler but she could have been barborah handler the gynecologist#all im saying#WAIT MY SECOND CRITICISM IS HOW DID THEY JUST MAGICALLY CONVINCE ALL THE BARBIES TO BE SUBMISSIVE???#explain why ken just mentioning the patriarchy made them brainwashed like what#also i wish the movie hadve given a real life solution instead of ‘distract men with infighting with you go vote for womens right’#barbie movie#this barbie is#barbie 2023#barbie ken#doll collector#moth.txt#movie review#barbie doll#margot robbie
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i feel like everyone reading/looking at everything in above without access to my discord ramblings is really missing out on the really important canon information that all angels and demons are nudists, actually
#iblis actively chooses to wear clothes in silv's true form and everyone else thinks silv are a little weirdo for it#normal angels can't really even wear clothes to any extent bc it'd just cover their mouths and they'd find it highly impractical#yeah both sides have humanoid forms but who said those forms had to be. Clothed.#yin-thoughts#above#this is the really vital canon facts everyone wanted right#reguel's ''''human'''' form having ken doll anatomy isnt a statement. it's a threat#a threat that i could've been worse
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looking at character tags and I can't even recognize these mfs some of y'all got the whackest of mods on. I don't even know what to say. like that is the ast*rion you think is attractive? ....girl
#makin me wonder fr if teenagers have like. seen a human man? a real living person? outside of instagram filters?????#some of these mods are Handsome Astarion but like. taken seriously. and these ppl.....like it???? how? who *is* that?#maam that is a ken doll from 2094. the facelift is into the upper atmosphere. the glambeat skin is probably oozing bronzer.#just wow. like. wow. yall want your men to look like this fr? plastic surgery teenagers? its a horror to me im sorry
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