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the reality of giving southern English people a chance and not judging them on their accent and general vibes is bonding with two girls with posh accents at the wicked showing and offering to take pictures of them with their wicked tops and cups– and then a 'born in (blank), made in the Royal navy' advert comes on with someone from the deprived, Northern town I'm literally from in it and they immediately loudly mock the accent and say 'where the fuck is (name of place)?' and laugh with each other, and then do it AGAIN when the actor says the phrase again. like yeah. it's hilarious that someone might not have a southern English accent. best joke I've ever heard. Hahaha. fuck off.

no, it's not the biggest deal and it doesnt make those two girls terrible people. but it's definitely the speediest of speed runs of how every chance I've ever given southerners has gone. I hate brushing a group of people with the same stroke and clearly it doesnt effect how I treat people out the gate but sucks that the bitter little voice in my head is continuously proven fucking right.

like I'm sorry-- obviously you're not all stuck up, delusional poshos who cant see further than your mile long fucking driveways– I'm just saying I've never met a posh southerner who didn't eventually show their hand as a total twat who hates poor people without even realising that they're actively hating poor people and contributing to fucking british imperialist hegemony on the daily. just saying.

like. we're in fucking Scotland. how haven't you learned not to mock non-southern-English British accents yet. grow up. it's not that hard to shut the fuck up.

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this blog hates donald trump

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hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)

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stannis smiles a grand total of 3 times and laughs once in a song of ice and fire. one smile is when he makes jon snow explain why everyone hates him and thinks hes a warg, one smile is saying he would not have come (to the wall) if not for davos, one smile is at the memory of cutting off davos' fingers, and his singular laugh is when telling melisandre that HIS onion knight would ALWAYS tell him the truth after they had clearly been arguing about it. all outwardly expressed pleasure from stannis consists of 3/4ths davos 1/4th schadenfreude

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

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oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

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Frank Paino, "Rapture"

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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

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i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

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hello average tumblr user. i want to play a game. in front of you is a female character. and i want you to genuinely and earnestly care about her without shipping her with a man, make her the mean lesbian best friend or the 'mum' friend. if you cannot manage to do this in the next 45 minutes i will release the hounds on you. live or die. make your choice

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[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

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who up letting it linger