catcatb0y
catcatb0y
That One Asshole Cat (Bites)
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He/They. Tired Catboy. I do bite. My pfp is me looking at some of the shit people post and thanking the stars for the block button. All my stuff is rebloggable. I'm not a fucking cop. I don't hesitate to block and blacklist tags, and I hope you do the same. I don't post or follow nsfw blogs and usually block them, but I don't condone harassment over stupid shit like that. I'm just here to scroll through fanart and occasionally journal my two note posts.
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catcatb0y · 1 hour ago
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some people be apologizing for everything except for what they need to be sorry for omggg
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catcatb0y · 1 hour ago
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number one virtual princess
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catcatb0y · 1 hour ago
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My Tumblr dash is RIGHT I SHOULD rewatch SPOP tbh
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catcatb0y · 2 hours ago
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dw girl you can do it 👍
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catcatb0y · 2 hours ago
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Dolly also said that it was an inside joke between her and her husband- that the song wasn't born of her own insecurities or the fear that her husband would actually leave her, it just became a lighthearted play between the two of them to talk about Jolene from the bank (who was beautiful and seemed a bit smitten with him).
It's actually a really cute and fun fact that separates the narrative of the song from Dolly Parton's actual life. While it's true she pulled from real life aspects (inspiration from her real husband and the beautiful bank teller Jolene), the story was by no means a one to one retelling of her life or lived experiences! (That's also why the song focuses so much on Jolene's appearance, rather than including any aspects of Carl Dean, her husband who prefered to live a private life without being treated like a spectacle for loving his wife)
It’s never stated explicitly but I know with my entire heart that the woman singing “Jolene please don’t take my man” is dating an absolute fucking zero
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catcatb0y · 2 hours ago
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I need to KILL someone my fUCKING TUMMY HURTS
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catcatb0y · 3 hours ago
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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.
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catcatb0y · 3 hours ago
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TMI but I hate waking up disoriented and out of it already and then immediately needing to take the worst shit of my life like kick me when I'm already down why don't you??
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catcatb0y · 3 hours ago
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AUGUST IS OVER??????
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catcatb0y · 4 hours ago
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It still is Miku's birthday right??? I was expecting??? So many more Mikus???
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catcatb0y · 4 hours ago
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"maybe I should start working out" - recurring quote from person who's never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything
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catcatb0y · 4 hours ago
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catcatb0y · 4 hours ago
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i Lowkey dont Exist bro Sorry
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catcatb0y · 4 hours ago
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have started to get unreasonably annoyed by the whole "biblically accurate angel" thing because like. it feels like this whole "ooooh subversive knowledge nobody knows, isn't this so weird" when in fact the truth is that there are a whole lot of angels in the bible and a number of them do, legitimately, look like just some guy
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catcatb0y · 16 hours ago
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click to meet hot toxins and poisons in your area
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catcatb0y · 16 hours ago
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mug that reads don't talk to me till I've killed the enemy
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catcatb0y · 16 hours ago
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I could beat literally all of you in a fight
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