#How to Please a Woman
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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure#explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please#rambles#stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed#and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit#and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot#how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game#such a shame about amy.#battle posting
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Please hold transgender women dear in your heart this international women’s day. Love and respect the trans women around you please.
#Please give a transgender woman 2000 dollars this international women’s day.#all jokes aside please be kind and loving to trans women we don’t get a lot of it. look out for your trans women friends and be smart about#how you treat them <:^) Do more than just shit on the ceo or whatever. uplift and love trans women
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HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Official Trailer (2022)
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I couldn’t be a minecraft creator because if I was doing freaky gay roleplay with my friends and then got called siblings I would just end it all
#anyways mcyt fan culture makes me fucking insane I hate how it’s devolved into this#I bet nobody even cares about cc boundaries it’s just about being cool and parasocial with them#they don’t know you they don’t care. make their Minecraft characters kiss#they’re saying what you want them to say so they’ll stop being bombarded with annoying questions every day#also holy SHIT please stop making every woman have a familial dynamic#it’s ok for women to not always be the mom or the sister or whatever!!! it’s okay!!!!!!!#women can have relationships! why are you ignoring them and making everything about men!!!#I need to stop looking at the lifesteal fandom. I just get frustrated everytime I do
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really love that for the metron design they went with "androgynous angel dressed head to toe in glitter"
#played by a cis woman#sites call them a “male metron” though#so interesting#i feel this is never talked about but is actually super forward thinking???#like they were clearly going for genderless#what a perfect blend of “feminine” and “masculine” presentation#for superior beings who have advanced past violence and division and hate#ugh i love this show#even if it wasn't intentional and is just a cheap costume#i still love it#LOOK HOW JIM IS LOOKING AT THEM TOOOOOOOO#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#captain kirk#james t kirk#jim kirk#arena#star trek arena#costume design#trans#gender#enby#representation#please don't think i'm praising this as ACTUAL representation#but for the time and in context#i just think it's neat
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Always (voluntarily) stuck in a JLU chokehold
#I don’t think you quite understand just how fundamental this show is to who I am#dc comics#my art#please don’t repost#dc#batman#wonder woman#green lantern#bruce wayne#john stewart#diana princess of themyscira#diana prince#justice league#justice league the animated series#justice league unlimited#jlu#jltas#the once and future thing#dc fanart#dcau#dcau fanart#dc universe#wonderbat
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Literally they could have stopped making Deep Space Nine and made seven seasons of this show and I would have been happy.
#star trek ds9#ds9#can we about how auberjonois' voice is 2x higher when he's not playing odo#can we talk about not-quark dramatically packing up his hugo award#i'm a simple midwestern woman i hear german names and i am pleased#mad men but make it sci fi#I also work in a bullpen and love any story set in that layout#far beyond the stars
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sorry for the lack of lps dc updates, i’ve been struggling w some of the designs, but i think these ones turned out well. if i do say so myself U__U
#cassandra cain#guy gardner#diana prince#joker#batgirl#wonder woman#green lantern#lps#littlest pet shop#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#character design#dandoodles#lps hyenas don’t exist so i had to get a little creative#i think you can tell that’s what he is tho#rly rly pleased w my guy and diana. maybe hooved lps were my calling#idk how to feel abt the cass one yet. idk her as well as i’d like to so i feel like i’m missing a special smth#i don't like the bat symbol placement on her chest fluff but idk how else to do it 😞#btw whenever i post these lps i 100% encourage feedback/critique#i want these to be the best that they can be before they enter the physical realm!
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Sally Phillips & Erik Thomson
How To Please A Woman - 2022 "It is a remote-control internal vibrator. So you wear it inside. It's movement controlled. Bluetooth enabled. It's amazing."
#Sally Phillips#Erik Thomson#How to Please A Woman#Gina#Steve#my gifs#movie edits#movies : Comedy#movies : RomCom#spedits#my absolute FAVORITE kind of plot line#Middle Aged Women rediscovering/exploring their sexuality#I swear I don't need food water or air#I just need to see older women getting their needs taken care of#It's what I live for#get it girl
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"And she had brown eyes like a lamb, innocent and golden"
#when the Yuri so unhealthy one of them eats the other#symbolism galore#hellsing oc#my oc#laura chastel#my art#OOOH boy let's go with the content warnings#cw gore#cw guro#cw nudity#artistic nudity#cw blood#cw death#cw cannibalism#cw decapitated head#cw decapitation#cw dismemberment#this is the woman that Laura loved (was it love? she had no idea) before Integra#I'll try to give more info on her. the idea came recently and I thought it could be cool#yes another nun. in my defense this one became one AFTER they met#it's just how catholic French villagers are ig. idk I don't really hang out with them#this piece beat my ass black and blue#i have no idea how to render#please be patient i have autism#and I'm a bit unsure about this piece. presenting it to you with an awkward hand
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fma 03 bad ending 👍
#fma#fma 03#fma 2003#fma dante#edward elric#described in alt text#frogs.art#very normal about this idea i have misery in my heart. i’m sorry ed is just so emotionally whumpable. suffer my son#she was going to steal roses body to revenge fuck edward. GIRL!!!! WHY!!!!!! compells me though.#my horrible colonizer woman :)#i liked playing with hair in this piece. dante’s cut it short. it’s one small way she’s violated rose on top of everything else#that’s what ed is fixated on in this moment#but his own hair draws attention as well#we don’t see his face his hair is the only identifying factor. he looks like hohenheim. blah blah blah#but SHE can see his face in this moment.. and it doesn’t seem like she likes what she sees#yknow#???????#not pictured: the child they’re raising together :)#anyway i feel absolutely twisted for drawing this please enjoy#yknow. i should trigger tag this but idk how. its in the Implications (tm) not active depiction#sooooo….#ask to tag#?
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hilarious watching the media NOW push the "vcarbs lack of development growth is negatively impacting tsunoda and lawson" like oh? that's a problem? and we're addressing that now? how convenient. may i ask, who is feeding you that line?
#its SO fucking obvious#not a sniff of that level of understanding BEFORE but NOW.....yeah fucking of course. sounds about right.#also please explain to me how that has negatively impacted liam when his arse hasnt even say in that seat yet#i'm a woman filled with bitterness today
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just read a post that said that dipper being trans would make mabel a terf and i think that just gave me like a digital lobotomy tbh. stupidest thing i've read all month
#how braindead does one have to be to come to that conclusion#“ah yes. mabel teasing her brother about his masculinity = transphobia.”#as if mabel wouldn't use more than thirty neo pronouns + xenos after finding out what they were.#like let's use our brains here folks!!!!! pretty please!!!!#rant over sorry guys i'm just pissed off. gotta defend my girl#god forbid a woman do ANYTHING wrong. she can't just learn and grow like a man can i HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#gravity falls#mabel pines
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I have seen a few DCxMarvel dimension travel fics, and quite a few of them are of them are Peter Parker post-blip. Which gives me a crack fic idea: everyone who got snapped ended up in the DC universe. Yes, all of them.
The current world population is around eight billion, so half of that would be 4 billion... Yeah that would cause so so so many problems. But the DC universe is used to crazy shit.
Obviously there would be a sudden influx of "new" heroes and villains but with absolutely no context it is hard to figure out who is who.
Batman immediately trying to make contingency plans for all these new heroes and villains as well as figure out their civilian identities but this is very difficult because literally no records exist yet.
Magic users from both worlds team up, but I think they were still unable to fix it, the infinity stones were just too powerful. Also I think Dr. Strange and Constantine can't stand each other.
While I am at it, Wonder Woman and Loki would probably hate each other too. DC is more Greek but it has had their own version of Norse mythology, so maybe they are the same and have beef?
They would struggle to feed and house that many new people, but getting them jobs and integrating them into society would be hard too. And good luck proving anything anyone says. "You swear you have a law degree from Harvard? Okay I guess."
Do doubles exist? Yeah a lot of people probably don't have an alternate universe double, but it stands to reason some do. How do you deal with having a new kind-of twin? Or a dead friend or relative coming back, but different? Or even someone you never knew/doesn't exist in this world insisting they are family.
Some au double ideas I have seen people toss around are: Dick Grayson as Richard Parker, Kara Danvers as Carol Danvers, Steve Trevor as Steve Rogers, and Slade Wilson as/being somehow related to Wade Wilson, but I am sure there are other fun ideas out there too.
The snap didn't just affect humans/earth! So other planets are having the same problems.
Then randomly, five years later, just when people were getting used to the change, they all disappear again without warning. This causes as many problems as the original appearance did.
#dc#dc comics#marvel#dc x marvel#marvel x dc#marvel dc crossover#dc marvel crossover#dc universe#marvel cinematic universe#dimension travel#batman#the snap#the blip#spiderman#dick grayson#wonder woman#loki#i confess i have a soft spot for dick as Peter's dad ever since i first saw the idea#i want matt and foggy to be one of the snapped purely so foggy can make a joke about batman and Matt's own batlike abilities#alternatively maybe the dc team up actually does manage to fix things early and Thanos is like 'the fuck???'#there is a lot of potential here for both angst and comedy depending on how you want to do it#i mostly imagine this as a comedy but honestly it would be a good drama#but tbh i am more interested in the ways these characters can be forced to interact for comedy purposes#do you understand my vision Internet?#you can tell i have no idea what to tag this as#i just love these types of fics and think this would be a fun crack au#does something similar exist yet? obviously lots of crossovers exist but usually it is just a few characters.#i want q bunch of them being forced to interact for an extended period of time#if such a fic exists please let me know lol
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