#How to Do Away With Ants

[headfullof-ideas]

One of the supporting characters I introduced and then posted nothing about was named Abel, and he’s actually going to be quite important later in the story. But right now there’s not much involvement from him, but his relevance will be mentioned a deal bit earlier than when his hands on involvement begins. However. I have been drawing some little snippets or interactions to get to know these supporting characters better myself, and this is something I cooked up for Abel, and how he feels about two specific riders

One…two…or maybe eleven babysitting mishaps and incidents with a Piranha Toddler Kari and a Child Leash Toddler Ant later, plus additional crummy parents with crummier parenting styles, and Abel is firmly heck no on ever having any children of his own Ever. Fortunately for his ‘pass on the family blood and name!’ Father, his sister wants kids, and Abel is pretty sure it’s only because she’s never actually had to deal with small children in any capacity. He has battle scars from his babysitting days, scars he got before he ever got into dragon training, and he does not want to willingly go through it all again

(He does not admit to himself that if something happened to a friend with kids, he would absolutely take their kids in, because he’s a softy who doesn’t actually hate kids, he’s just traumatized by their biting and chaos)

[spheredotorb]

Guest Star Traitor Magolor: Get Overtaken by Master Crown ♡

ok it was funnier in my head ngl

[longlivetv]

Today I created my own holiday called “handle your shit saturday” in which I had to actually deal with all the shit piling up in my house and actually do the projects I’d been planning and it was so satisfying and made me feel SO much better. If you’re struggling rn, I highly recommend, even if you just handle a small chunk of your shit, giving it a name made it feel all official and whatnot and somehow let me trick myself into doing things I’ve been putting off since November.

[everwisp]

double trouble 🙂🙃

[antsday]

honestly a lot of the most truly terrifying and manipulative horror-villain type characters come from romance authors who think they're writing a desireable male lead

[aropride]

okay poll question but first clarification -> by bio i mean specifically the text under the pfp like the description. & by "bio link" i mean like carrds or rentrys or txtis or about pages on their blog (like url.tumblr.com/about)

[anonyanonymouse]

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[screamingay]

somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[hguhie]

rare (actually very common) james vulnerability post um im kind of hating having bpd right now. i reeeeally really hate how the smallest thing completely sets me off and i HATE gettinf close to people and then having to hit them with the “btw if i get even the slightest feeling you dont like me or that im being replaced i absolutely will not confront it directly and will instead opt to just never ever speak again and be mad for 6 months straight” and its cost me a lot of close friendships! i’m in therapy and i am on medication and i have been for months but for some reason it’s just ??? not working??? i dunno but im feeling very Not great tonite james nation 💔 sighs soo hard and goes back to drawing star trek yuri

[ynwa4eva]

Ergo (the tags) this is not my fault at all but dalićs.... letting pricks and antivaxxers play... oh and guess what NATIONALISTS... letting these stellar players carry him through 10 matches of extra time.... who the FUCK wants to watch that??? Who wants to PLAY that game??? THIS IS WHY I NEED HIM TO BE FIRED

[diabeticgirl4]

I suddenly have an ant problem downstairs, and for the most part they've kept around my desk (a few months ago I accidentally left an open bag of candy unattended for a week whOOPS) except lately they've discovered I keep low supplies (aka candy) in my bed and since I've been having night lows lately I have candy wrappers everywhere and now I have ants swarming all over my bed and I'm crying 😭😭😭

[emeraldbabygirl]

Having someone tall sit on your lap and you can cuddle them like you can wrap your arms around them and get swallowed up by how tall they are and how they tower over you hi help like if you’re the shorter person between you two cause then when they sit down and you are still standing you can like pretend to be tall and hug them around their head ya’know? Or if they’re shorter than you and you can rest your chin on the top of their head 😍

[dumbass-smolgayitalian]

at this point my family needs to just stop buying oatmeal or except that it comes with extra protein

i went to make oatmeal cookies only to realize that the oatmeal had bugs in it after I added the oats

finding like colonies of the almost microscopic bugs in specifically our oatmeal has become so comen that there like a 60/40 chance that any time I go to eat some their there and I normally don't find them until I've already made the thing and at a certent point you just go fuck it like your already eating when you spot the fucker at that point whats more gonna do

but my parents make stuff with oats all the time and almost never find them like are they just old and going blind or am I cursed

[homunculus-argument]

A professional exorcist, but with the attitude of a professional pet handler. A demon whisperer, if you will. Just showing up to places that have a ghost problem, figuring out what the creature's problem is, and then just... give them chew toys, usually. The girl whose soul is trapped in your cellar is scared and bored in there, of course she'll rush at you and shriek every time you try to go in there. Ease her into human interaction, leave the door open sometimes and talk to her until she gets used to you.

Yeah the thing clawing on your walls is a bear spirit. Yeah a bear was slaughtered on the spot of this house incorrectly in the 1800s or something. Yeah performing the proper rites now won't make it go away, it's already used to your trash - bears are creatures of habit. Just do these little rituals to appease it every once in a while. In the good news, the ghost bear will keep the living bears off your trash. Yeah bears have a lot of reverence to their dead.

Oh, "poltergeist" is an outdated term, we don't use it anymore. It was used as a kind of a blanket explanation for a whole bunch of different phenomena that couldn't be explained otherwise. What you have here is an undiagnosed autistic child who's also on psychic spectrum. Yeah no there's actually significant overlap between the two. Here's where to find resources on how to better accomodate your kid, the furniture should stop exploding on its own once you've figured out a better way to communicate so they don't get overstimulated.

This house right here is just build on a demon area. No yeah the mysterious scripts you found carved in the stone that your house's foundation was built on literally just say "DEMON AREA DO NOT BUILD". They don't live here, it's just like an ant road. Except the ants are the size of a truck and immaterial. No you can't redirect the demon highway, you gotta move. You built a house on top of a stone that literally says "DO NOT BUILD". I get that you didn't know it at the time, but you do know now, so if you choose to stay, that's a you problem.

[somuch-4-stardust]

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