#How great is that

[roach-works]

new heresy that makes the bible way funnier:

god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldn’t! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.

like, that’s why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.

that’s why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didn’t know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadn’t figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.

that’s why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, they’ve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he can’t get it back. he can’t make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didn’t just..... stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.

then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didn’t work either. and also even jesus himself didn’t know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! there’s a whole scene!

like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didn’t know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didn’t know what to do when it did. he’s been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and he’s totally beefed it repeatedly.

god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what you’re going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.

if that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.

[artist-issues]

okay one more thing

the scene where Kate and Tyler just so happen to be talking about exactly the same “we don’t know how a tornado forms” concept in separate cars, and the scene is cutting between them as they basically finish each others’ sentences—

—they’re chasing what, during that scene?

Twin tornadoes.

yeah buddy we do have twins, we sure do—it’s Kate and Tyler’s twin souls

[pastaxandria]

The Red Thread: Chapter 159

The Library of Pastaxandria has recorded for its archives: Chapter 159 of The Red Thread.

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Chapter Summary:

Those cases wound up eating away most of your day, which was just fine with you since what you had planned would work best beneath the cover of night. By the time you sent off the last of your photos to Donovan, the brilliant, scorching sunshine of a late summer day had begun to recede, giving way to the growing softness of quiet twilight, the dampness in the air softening the glare of the streetlights into a hazy, eerie glow. A perfect night for a break-in in Queens, if you did say so yourself. Or: in which you put your skills in disguise to good use, Matt is worried, and you zero in on the key to tracking down Derek, and from there: Anthony, your old handler.

Wordcount: 7.3k

Warnings for this chapter: mention of drugs

Read me on AO3 where the penguins are

That's right, we're back, baby!

Matt over here like 'it's about time, now get to the part where i marry her'

[steelthroat]

Looking for idw soundop stuff on ao3 is tough because most of it is dark/violent and I mean... it makes sense but...

But I was looking for something else...

[dailyharuka]

Day 10

remember to do ur daily click!

+ if u can donate too :)

[manxmoss]

So I recently started my job as an actual real life manager and I gotta say the manager the hotel podcast has it damn easy.

She just has to check people in! She’s never had to choose whether or not to send an usher home and regret it when rush hits in an hour. She’s never had to cater to more than one room per night (pretty shitty business model I’d say, how are these idiots still afloat?) She’s never had to calculate the profit at the end of the night and panic if it’s more than 10 dollars under estimation.

Oh, the fleshy gooey bloodlusting monsters?

Yeah yeah I could take them 🙄 another day in costumer service. Don’t get me started on the owner.

[foxsoulart]

Man, I love thrift stores

Regrettably there was no Raph, but there was three Mikeys (I only took home one of them)

[apricote]

straight guys who are mad when their character gets hit on by beautiful bisexual men in bg3 versus straight guys who romanced dorian in dai because they loved him and his story <3

[youchangedmedean]

i’m glad supernatural and the winchesters are both on tv and not streaming because the feeling of counting down with everyone together, then watching all at the same time while blogging is unbeatable <3

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[charlesoberonn]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[silverlunarella]

[as-i-watch]

He is so completely beyond everything at this point