#House with no spoons
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Recent pics of Spoons. She is always doing things and sitting in new places
She's thirteen this year :3 Teenager
#cat pics#spoons#the cat#every time she sits somewhere new i feel like i have succeeded in crafting a more perfect environment for her#and she has an internal map of when and where to find the best sunbeams in the house
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*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)
#house md#hate crimes md#text post#amber volakis#honestly this could apply to other women in the show…#think about park right…#people eat up awkward guys. but god FORBID a woman be awkward#i genuinely don’t understand the amber hate#like it is literally SPOON. FED. to the audience that she’s supposed to be a female house#NOW. that doesn’t mean her entire character should be boiled down to this concept#i also don’t like you if you view amber SOLELY as female house#you guys just don’t get her like i do#(some of you do though and i love you for that)#anyway sorry for the tag rambling but this is a AMBER VOLAKIS FANPAGE#i would say i’m an amber apologist but she did LITERALLY nothing wrong#…other than a few things but otherwise she’s literally an angel
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This is so fucking funny there are so many things about this oh my god
#wilson Yelling at house while also getting him a glass of water to drink#him raising his voice just to be annoying when house gets close#the annoyed rambling the whole time#The fact that he#for no reason AT ALL! Took a handful of spoons and violently threw them in the sink#just to make noise to annoy house even more#the diss at the end#and the very real analysis a min later not pictured#’YOURE BETTER OFF WITH WATER 😐😐😐’#the fucking spoons bro he’s so fucking funny#house#house md#hilson#james wilson
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#laziness does not exist#mental health#spoons#chronic illness#in this house we don't do guilt#rest#give yourself permission to rest#basic needs#self care#self compassion#no guilt#no shame#self care is not selfish#self care is not an indulgence#give yourself a break#you are enough#you are worthy#healing#recovery#self respect#self love#boundaries
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Nerdanel. It's been too long since I drew a red-headed elf!
#tolkien#the silmarillion#nerdanel#feanorians#house of feanor#MY GIRL#I have so many ideas#and not enough spoons lol#I have a couple of other drawings planned#even some russingon#i hope i get around to it#my art
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Day 14 - Fierce
Some people dress up to look stylish. Stretch dresses up to inflict psychic damage.
#inktober#undertale#underswap#papyrus#underswap papyrus#us!papyrus#stretch#I think he's got 2 modes#comfy classic (the basic hoodie getup he wears 99% of the time)#and chaos mode (the remaining 1% when he digs out his cursed clothing collection because it's TIME to INFLICT)#Today it is TIME (tm)#I didn't have the spoons to draw the rest of the fit#but imagine he's got on no shirt under that coat#a pair of pink track pants with the word CRYPTID on the ass#and some truly unfortunate slippers shaped like trout#imagine the hysterics as he attempts to leave the house like this#Blue having a meltdown trying to stop him#you can't stop Fashion blue#you should know this by now
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THE BESTIES PARTY | Harlan Coben's Shelter 1x08
#I'm just calling the 4 of them The Besties cuz it's cute#this wholesome little party was adorable#and I loved how it was clearly SO much better than that stupid drunk house party#these are my people#harlan coben's shelter#ema winslow#mickey bolitar#rachel caldwell#spoon spindell#adrian greensmith#abby corrigan#jordan michael#sage linder#amazon prime video#friend goals#Shira was so proud of herself#there is no good way of coloring this show
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I want you safe, my Doctor. // There's only one thing I remember. I have to save The Doctor.
#this is a gay gifset if u pit them against each other i will come into ur house and steal all ur spoons#dwedit#dwgif#doctor who#dw#dr who#rose tyler#clara oswald#clara x rose#rose x clara#dailydwgifs#usertom#userlanie#tusercarol#userbbelcher#chewieblog#scifigifs#userstream#cinematv#tvarchive#dw posting on main again. sorry (lying)#otp: i'm lost and i'm found
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its not even fully canon but 1 thing that immediately breaks my immersion when i read a fanfiction on occasion is when people write the clays as like having lots of separate rooms in their house. like i dont think they have a dining room. i dont think they have a dining room table with chairs like a suburban family. i dont think all of the kids have their own rooms. and even if that ends up being the case in the animated show then itll still be wrong
#kill the 21st century white western house in your brain#the clays sit on the floor#and sleep on the floor#and eat with their hands + use a knife or spoon when needed. they have like 2 or 3 rooms in their house#but mostly hang around in the main temple room where its warm and tea is being made and roll out bedding in the other rooms when needed#and bathe outside#kiddo say#goodmorning . ..#got stressed out so you get me autistically thinking about the clays again . i did read a nice fic tho#(the only time it Could be acceptable for them to have a dining room is if its moominfamily coded)
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Take a Stab
From: Bigger Houses Series
Pairing: Mountain Ranger! Ari x Reader
Summary: You and Ari rent a secluded cabin at the lake for your one year anniversary.
Word Count: 2,537
Content/Warnings: MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY, SMUT, protected p in v sex, outdoor sex, praise, secrecy and surprises, coffee sipping, happy crying, mentions of knife usage for whittling, pet names, like one swear
A/N: Ro, thank you for this hot gif. Ari with that sexy lean and the chest hair will never not do something to me. This. This is Ari getting up and making himself a pot of coffee when Duchess doesn’t think he’s awake yet.
As always, a great thank you to everyone who reads. I love your feedback in all forms. 🥰
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Ari woke up to the creaking sound of the screen door at the front end of the cabin opening and closing. He immediately turned in the flannel sheets, reaching out for you, only to find your side of the bed still warm, but empty. Had you left something in the car? No way, he remembers checking one last time last night when bringing your bags into the cabin you had rented for the weekend. So what were you doing up when he knew this was a weekend built for sleeping in?
You and Ari were celebrating your one year anniversary together at the lake. Sure, you had your own cabin with gorgeous views, but this was a special occasion. And you didn’t live this close to water. A word to the wise: always take the opportunity to be near a body of water with Ari Levinson. He’ll most likely be shirtless, and that’s an image created by God himself. And definitely don’t turn down the opportunity of a canoe ride sunset picnic, either. The view is gorgeous…
But that was last night, and this is now. You woke up early in the hopes of getting a few minutes to prepare your surprise for him. A gift of true love to show how much you really valued Ari and took note of the meanings of his gestures. This was one you wanted to return: you were whittling him a spoon.
About a month into your relationship, Ari had gifted you one, along with his prized pocket knife over a bonfire in his backyard. He pulled out a block of wood to show you a few different techniques and how to get started, and that was one of the first moments you realized you really just enjoyed being with him. Sharing knowledge. Growing.
At the time, you didn’t know the significance of either of those things: the spoon and the knife. You just thought whittling was a cute little thing he did since he had the time and he had handed the knife over because he wanted you to be prepared since you were newly living in the outdoors. Nearly a year later, now, though, you were finally almost finished with your spoon for him. And Ari was constantly still shopping, looking for a knife like the one he gave you since it was no longer in stock, unbeknownst to you.
You had no idea the level of skill that went into making something as simple, or so you believed, as a spoon. It definitely wasn’t a throwaway gesture. And for him to do it that early into your relationship? You realized how much you’ve meant to him this entire time.
You could tell the knife was special, too, by the way he looked at you when you used it. He loved knowing it was almost always on your person, especially on hikes, and he was always trying to show you how versatile it was.
All that was left were the finishing touches: completing a small little carving of a bear in the handle, and then sanding it. If you played it right, you should be able to finish before Ari gets up. He should be exhausted from all of last night’s….activities still. So you had carefully slipped out of bed, reluctantly leaving his naked warmth, as to not jostle him, grabbed your supplies, and headed out onto the cabin’s wraparound balcony which overlooked the lake. It was a beautiful view, which in a few minutes would host the sunrise.
When Ari woke up in a jolt, he immediately padded through the cabin, looking through the windows to see where your possibly could’ve gone. As he got to the kitchen, halfway to the front door, he was relieved to see your head peeking over the outdoor furniture. Ari breathed out his sigh of relief as he moved around the large island and started to make a pot of coffee. You hadn’t even done that, probably out of fear of waking him, which led him to wonder what you were keeping so secretive.
He pulled down a mug from the cabinet, rinsing and filling it with hot water as the coffee brewed, to get the mug warm, doing the same for yours. He leaned back against the counter as he waited, looking out towards you. The amazing scenery around him didn’t hold a flame to your glow, even coming from someone who had admired nature his entire life. This was a dream vacation for him, but honestly, Ari would’ve visited a garbage dump as long as it was with you.
The front door surprisingly blocked out the loud whirring of the old machine since you didn’t stir as the last drops of coffee sputtered out. Ari poured out the water and filled the mugs, sauntering towards the side door of the cabin to the balcony. If you could be secretive, he could, too. And this door was much quieter.
As Ari rounded the corner of the porch, the high-pitched scratching of sandpaper became louder. He perched himself at the corner, silently setting down your mug and leaning against the railing. He just stood and watched you for another second, the way your brows furrowed in concentration as you were completing a task he was all too familiar with.
You held the spoon in front of you, checking if you missed any spots when you were startled by the sound of slurping coming from your side. You jumped, dropping the spoon when you saw Ari taking a sip of his coffee. The smile that grew on his face when your eyes met took your attention from his nearly nude form. He must’ve slipped shorts on before coming out here. Shame. You were about the same, though, only wearing a fresh shirt you plucked from his duffel on your way out here. Now he had one less clean shirt to wear? Tragic. Guess he was gonna have to find a way to deal. You wouldn’t mind.
Your face mirrored his, beaming in the soft haze of first light, before your face fell when realized what he had walked out to see you doing. You scrambled to pick the spoon up off the deck, tucking it behind your back. You sighed, slumping back in your chair and raising an eyebrow at him.
Ari continued to smirk at you, taking another sip of his coffee before clearing his throat. His voice still held a bit of a deep grumble from how early it was. “Good morning, Duchess. Keeping secrets, are we?”
He gave a light laugh as he grabbed your mug, making his way over to sit next to you. You grabbed your coffee in defeat, taking a big gulp before setting it down next to the knife on the small coffee table and turning to face him. Ari pulled your legs over his in habit as you reached up to stroke his bearded cheek.
“Less of a secret and more of a surprise. I thought you weren’t going to be up yet.” You leaned in to Ari kissing your forehead and pulled away.
Ari set down his mug next to yours and took the opportunity to pull you close, resting his chin on top of your head before pulling away again and leaning in for a proper kiss.
“Kinda hard to sleep when you’re missing…And you’re a loud walker. Zero stealth skills, Angel.”
You rolled your eyes playfully and lightly smacked his chest before reaching a hand behind you.
“I’m sneaky enough to have gotten by for this long. Now do you want your surprise or not?”
Ari knew the drill by this point, closing his eyes and pulling a large hand from its place rubbing your back and holding it out between the two of you as you pulled out the spoon. His one eye cracked open just enough for him to catch a glance at your proud smile before closing it again. He hadn’t gotten a very good look at what exactly you were doing before, so when he felt the curved wood hit his palm, Ari froze with stark, full realization.
His long eyelashes fluttered open just for tears to immediately soak them. He looked down and examined the smooth, freshly sanded wood before looking back up at you. You were immediately struck with worry at his visceral reaction.
“What, did I do something wrong? Are you upset I used your knife for it? Is it that bad? You don’t have to accept it.” You bit your lip in worry as Ari shook his head and ran his thumb over the small, intricate bear engraving in the handle. He could see how much time you put into it.
He quickly pulled the spoon to his chest like he would die if it ever left his grip. “No, it’s perfect. I love it so much. I’m just so…happy. You made this? Just for me?” He was touched beyond belief.
You giggled as tears began to fill your eyes at his reaction. “Yeah, of course I did. It took me way longer than I expected, but now we match.”
Ari nodded and sniffled before pulling you into a tight hug, tucking his face into your neck. You shivered at the vibration against you as he spoke. “God, I love it so much. I love you so much. I can’t believe you made this. Thank you.”
You ran your hands up and down his back in a soothing gesture, moving upward until you were at the nape of his neck. You began running your nails through his hair and Ari pulled away to look at you, deep blue eyes sparkling in the first few rays of the sunrise. He moved to set down the spoon, careful to keep an eye on it before he dragged you to straddle his lap.
“Really, Duchess. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this. How long did it take you?”
You continued scratching his head as his eyes closed in satisfaction. “Hmm, about a year. I worked on it on and off. It’s not very easy, especially the little carving.”
Ari hummed. “Yeah, I bet. It’s absolutely amazing. I’ve never tried anything like that but you did great. You put me on it.” He opened his eyes and beamed up at you.
“Of course I did. You’re my sweet Bear. You deserve the same as you give. I love you so much.” You returned the smile and leaned in to kiss him.
Your tongues danced together in a tango of deep, overwhelming desire before pulling away, Ari pulling your hips down tighter against his crotch. You didn’t miss the deepening smirk on his face and the fire filling his eyes. “You know, it would be a shame to waste such a beautiful sunrise. What do you say you and I go up to the railing to watch it together?”
The sunrise was beautiful, painting the sky in pastel strokes of orange, red, and purple. You were enjoying the view, bent at the hips, leaned over the railing, with Ari right behind you, holding you close. Your shirt was hiked up, hanging on your hard nipples as Ari’s shorts hung just low enough for him to have pulled out his cock.
Ari was dragging against your walls in slow, deep strokes, as one hand rubbed your clit in circles in time with his hips and the other gently tweaked a nipple. His head rested on your shoulder, body molded against yours, as he looked out over the lake with you.
Every now and then, Ari turned his head to kiss your neck in the spot just above where it met your shoulder. The one that made you let out those delicious moans every time. He whispered in your ear as your one hand squeezed his forearm over your chest, the other digging into the railing as you braced yourself against the overwhelming pleasure.
“Fuck, you’re so amazing. So talented. I can tell you worked so hard for me. Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.”
You whined and clenched at that, thriving on Ari’s praise and having thought the same about forever before, but never verbalizing it. Ari was it for you and the perfect shared moment proved it. You couldn’t have expected a better reaction to your gift. To have someone just as understanding of the little things as you was soothing to your soul. To have someone who carried their gestures with the same weight was one in billions and you couldn’t believe you found him.
You threw your head back against Ari’s shoulder, whimpering between heavy breaths. “So good, I-hmmm- I love you, Bear.”
You felt Ari’s chest rumble as he moaned against you, picking up his pace and grunting near your ear, captivated by the way the sun was hitting both of you, lighting up the heavenly moment. “Ah, I love you more, Angel. You’re so good to me. So sweet.“
He rubbed your clit faster, both of you rising towards your peak with the sun that was nearly cresting the horizon, almost fully in the sky. Your eyes squeezed shut before Ari looked over and caught it, taking his hand off your clit. “Ah ah ah, eyes open. Don’t wanna miss this moment.”
You forced your eyelids apart and looked over at Ari, a thin sheet of sweat causing some of his hair to stick to his forehead. The golden light was highlighting his features and weaving through his beard gorgeously. He was right, you wouldn’t have forgiven yourself for missing out on this view. He put his hand back on your clit and rubbed in furious circles, leaning in to kiss you harder, sloppier. When he pulled away, he softly smiled at you and spoke through red kiss-soaked lips. “Good girl.”
His warm breaths hit your cheek as your smile mixed with your blissed-out face. Your pussy fluttered and squeezed harder. You could feel yourself getting close as Ari’s thrusts became uneven. “Please. Please, Ari. Give it to me. Come with me.”
Your words set him off as Ari spilled into the condom within your tightening walls. He continued rubbing your clit and shuddering in response to your rhythmic squeezing against him as you leaned more of your weight into the railing, gasping for air after your release. Ari placed a kiss against your shoulder as he gingerly pulled out. He rested his forehead between your shoulder blades before quickly running inside to dispose of the condom and refresh your coffees.
When he came back out, he wrapped his arms around you, pulling your back close to his front and kissing you cheek. You turned and smiled up at him, nestling in closer, enjoying the view of the brightened trees and reflective water, surrounded by Ari, nature, and nothing else for miles.
Ari’s eyes twinkled when he caught your gaze again and held it. “This is the most amazing day ever already, Duchess.” He kissed your forehead. Neither of you had even been up for an hour yet, but you agreed that there’s not much else that could make it any better.
“Absolutely perfect, Bear.”
Bonus A/N: Whittling a spoon for someone is like, a HUGE sign of love. That PAIRED WITH giving over your prized knife? Y’all can deduce what that means. And yes, I do have a spoon whittled, waiting for the right day… what about it??
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’rosekiller is a wolfstar variant’ and wolfstar is an unregistered half-blood werewolf with a shitty childhood and his pureblood boyfriend who’s the disowned heir of house black. while rosekiller is two pureblood boys being textbook fucked up rich kids… be so serious
#this is NOT shade on any mutuals reblogging this post btw literally to each their own#its more just me agreeing so unbelievably wholeheartedly with a take#disagreeing*#like genuinely come on.#i swear people forget that remus is a WEREWOLF and sirius is the disowned HEIR OF HOUSE BLACK#jesus.#wolfstar is atleast built from canon subtext 🧍#they genuinely cant be compared#and i LIKE rosekiller#so im not trying to shit on rosekiller either ahdjfjdkskf#but just. be SERIOUS#what obstacle even comes close for rosekiller 🧍#they were born with silver spoons in their mouths and become death eaters together lmao ahdhfjjsjfkfl
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♡ Porcelain Mushroom House Measuring Spoons ♡
#mushroom#cute#cottagecore#cottage core#mushroomcore#measuring spoons#kitchen#home#kitchen utensils#mushroom house#fairycore#amazon#amazon finds#under 25#affiliate#affiliate links
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Hasta Luego
#my art#gouache#sketch that will be buried with a loved one#i'll never forget the day when me and my sister were kids#we were staying at her house like we often did#and she packed a whole loaf of bread into her old backpack#and we walked all the way from her house to the nearest cloudberry bog#we hadn't thought to pack spoons or forks to mash the berries with#so we placed them on our slices of bread one at a time and ate them that way#jam hasn't quite been the same since then
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Otto, on Aegon's second nameday: but this morning he insisted on eating porridge with his hands. Hobert: he will grow.
Aegon, in his twenties:
no, he's not.
#[*stubbornly ignores the spoon lying on the plate*]#[ Otto didn't believe in his grandson even then ]#aegon ii targaryen#otto hightower#team green#hotd#house of the dragon#my post
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the “do you think we’re friends in every lifetime?” trend but it’s young alicent asking young rhaenyra.
an image of a large wildflower appears, its leaves and roots spreading out. next to the wildflower, a daisy is being plucked from the ground and placed into a pot.
the next image is of a dire wolf, howling into the night. next to the wolf is a well groomed pet dog, a strong leash around its neck.
the next image is of a dragon soaring the skies, breathing fire. below the dragon is a small canary, being held in an equally small metal cage.
“i hope so,” replies rhaenyra.
#i would draw this myself but i have not the spoons so have it written out instead 🥰#this has been in my head for a month now and i need to torment others with it. Especially after tonight’s episode#aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA#rhaenicent#house of the dragon#game of thrones#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#rhaenyra x alicent#hbo house of the dragon#hotd#got#into the microphone#tbh if i get the motivation i may just draw it anyways even if the trend has passed LMAO
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No weapons?
No problem!
#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles#tmnt 2003#Triceratons#plungers#toilet brushes#spoons#broom#Turtles in Space Part Three- “The Big House”#Leonardo#Michelangelo#Donatello#Raphael#improvised weapons
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