#’YOURE BETTER OFF WITH WATER 😐😐😐’
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astal-art · 2 years ago
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This is so fucking funny there are so many things about this oh my god
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puppppppppy · 11 months ago
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Atla live action 😐
#thats my honest reaction 😐#to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid#like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat#or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already#good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive#to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil#i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better#but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because#it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak#and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but#come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and#makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality#i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was#IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys'#and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall#AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think#plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS#a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason#im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your#audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small#thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small#its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers#i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang#anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and#rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz#netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub#no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same#ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me#i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing#yapping
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neeeooon · 3 days ago
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when you’re sick ;
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blue lock x gn!reader
isagi yoichi
-> the unlikely return of momsagi????
-> he doesn’t even really have to say anything. he just hangs out with you, subtly checking your temperature when he thinks you’re sleeping, and making sure you have enough blankets and water
-> you are suspicious. “how did you learn to be so… caring?” “?! i’m always caring!” “you laughed when i fell down the stairs.” “cause it was funny! who falls down the stairs anymore, y/n? be honest.” “😐”
-> despite that, he does take good care of you. if you ask him for something, he doesn’t argue or tease you. isagi will simply kiss your forehead and get whatever it is you need
itoshi rin
-> rin doesn’t miss practice. not even when he broke three fingers on his left hand. so for him to call off when you tell him you aren’t feeling well, you panic a bit
-> you had the flu, and while it was annoying, you’d live. rin’s sudden presence made you think otherwise
-> “i’m dying.” you’d announce as rin feeds you soup, and he’d raise a brow at you. “you’re not dying.” “you wanted to spend my last moments together. i’m dying.”
-> eventually he convinced you that you’re not dying and that practice was going to get canceled anyway due to half the players getting the flu as well
barou shouei
-> ocd clean freak maid barou is struggling
-> you have a common cold, nothing too bad, and are still able to be a functioning member of society (at least you think so)
-> when barou heard that first sniffle from you, you were placed on house arrest and locked in your room so he could disinfect them entire house
-> after a few hours, you got bored and went downstairs to get some water. when barou spots you by the fridge, he freaks
-> “y/n?! what are you doing out of the infectious zone!!” “i’m thirsty..?” “go back upstairs! i’ll leave water outside the door for you.” “…”
-> you know he means well, so you don’t argue as you trudge back into solitary confinement
mikage reo
-> he goes all out
-> you’re sick?? nope. reo is with you all the time, asking what you need, getting whatever that is, and even offers to call an in-house doctor for you when you don’t instantly get better
-> “reo, it’s just a cold. i’ll be better tomorrow.” “but that’s so far away :( what do you need? i’ll get it for you!“
-> he surrounds you with plushies and puts on your favorite tv shows and makes sure you never have to lift a finger until you’re all better
nagi seishiro
-> he becomes your shadow
-> when you tell him you’re sick and want to lay in bed all day, he simply nods and slips into bed with you
-> “you’re gonna get sick,” you tell him as he buries his face into the back of your neck. “hmm you can take care of me next, then.”
-> nagi just hangs out with you until you’re feeling better. he lets you watch as he plays games and will bring you delivered food since neither of you would survive his cooking
-> he does get sick, and you do end up taking care of him
michael kaiser
-> he gets worried whenever you aren’t being your normal self, and the flu sucked all the energy out of you
-> kaiser doesn’t want to bother you or risk annoying you while you’re sick, so he kind of sulks around and pokes his head into your room every now and again to ask if you need anything
-> you find his behavior cute and a little pathetic, so when he appears a third time, you ask him to mask up and join you in bed
-> he’ll hold you tight as you watch youtube together, and you assure him that you’re fine and will be better in no time
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obito-in-disguise · 21 days ago
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hello tobi how are you doing!! could i request gojo satoru x reader where she makes some homemade sweets for him but they actually taste like ass but he acts like he likes it, and then she tries one and she’s like oh. 😐 thank you hehe!!! 💙💙
Hello S8tnn!! Sorey about your other ask, it's still in the making ⚙⚙⚙
Please Enjoy!
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| A for effort |
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Reader makes sweets for Satoru.
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Satoru leaned back on the couch, fidling with his blindfold absentmindedly as you walked in, a plate of homemade sweets in your hands.
The aroma was… unique, and you could see his curious gaze behind his blindfold as he tilted his head, already intrigued by whatever concoction you had created.
"I made these for you," you announced proudly, setting the plate in front of him. "I thought you'd appreciate something homemade instead of all the junk you eat." you wave your hand around.
Gojo's smile widened. "Aw, all this effort just for little old me? I'm touched."
You rolled your eyes at his theatrics but couldn't help the warmth that spread through you at his words. "Just try them already!" you felt so giddy, you couldn't wait for him to try one.
He picked up one of the oddly-shaped treats, inspecting it as if it were a priceless artifact. "They say love makes everything taste better," he teased before popping it into his mouth.
The moment the sweet hit his tongue, Gojo's confidence faltered.
His grin tightened into something that could only be described as painful enthusiasm. His eyes watered behind his blindfold, but he powered through, chewing slowly as if savoring the flavor.
"Well?" you asked, leaning forward, eyes wide with anticipation, oblivious to his internal suffering.
Gojo swallowed hard, pushing the plate of sweets back with an exaggerated smack of his lips. "Wow! Absolutely… unique! I've never tasted anything like it," he said with a thumbs-up.
You narrowed your eyes. "Wait, you're not just saying that, are you?"
"Of course not!" he replied, voice high-pitched. "This is… memorable! You should open a bakery...somewhere nice and far..."
Suspicious, you grabbed one of the sweets and bit into it. Immediately, your face contorted, and your stomach churned. The texture was off, the flavor was an odd mix of bitter and overly sweet, and there was an unmistakable burnt aftertaste.
"Oh," you said flatly, staring at the rest of the plate. "This tastes awful."
Gojo let out a relieved laugh, throwing his head back dramatically. "Thank you! I thought I was losing my touch, how could I not enjoy sweets?"
He falters when he sees your dejected posture, reaching forward to place a hand on your shoulder for comfort. "You tried your best, I give you an A for effort"
You glared at him. "Why didn’t you just tell me they were bad?"
He leaned closer, a cheeky smirk playing on his lips. "Because you made them for me, and I love everything you do, even if it makes me question my existence for a moment."
You smacked his arm lightly, but your face softened at his words. "You’re a jerk"
"And you’re adorable," he quipped, popping another sweet into his mouth with a wince. "Now, let’s enjoy these delicacies together!"
He laughed as you tried to wrestle the plate away, the sound of his and your laughter filling the room. Maybe your cooking wasn’t the best, but with Gojo around, even burnt sweets weren’t so bad.
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theemporium · 6 months ago
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I’m so stupid I sent the blues lagoon with prompt 36 and I forgot to say with Max Verstappen 😐
there is no 36 so i assumed you meant 26! thank you for requesting!🫶🏽
26. “I don’t know how much longer I can do this.”
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Max took pride in the fact he never let the outside voices get to him. 
He had always been thick-skinned, always able to block out the countless comments and opinions of the media and the public. When he was younger, it was a tragic reality that none of them could say anything that hurt more than what his father said. As he got older, the truth of the matter was that he didn’t care about the opinions of anyone except those who were helping him race. 
The team behind him—the engineers and strategists and analysts—were the people he would listen to. They were the people who would give their opinions because they knew the car, they knew him, they knew the world of motorsports. 
And he knew how the media liked to paint him. He knew they needed a villain and he fit the role well despite never auditioning for such. He knew that nothing he would do or say would change it, so he doesn't bother with it.
But everyone has a breaking point, even villains. 
“I don’t know how much longer I can do this.”
You blinked, lifting your head from the book you were currently reading to look at your boyfriend instead. 
He was sitting on the edge of the bed, his back facing you and his head looking down. He had been there since he got out of the shower ten minutes earlier, his hair still wet and the collar of his shirt damp from the dripping water. 
“What?”
“Just…all of this shit,” Max muttered, letting out a heavy sigh with his shoulders tense and his body stiff. 
You frowned, placing your book to the side and pushing the duvet off your body so you could shuffle towards him. “What do you mean?”
“Every little fucking thing I do, they need to comment on. And I know they are biased but, fucking hell, they could at least try to hide it better,” Max grumbled, his words bitter and annoyed, but his exhaustion was also loud and clear. “I know I shouldn’t care. And I don’t. Not really but…you’d think they would have a day off every once in a while.”
Your frown deepened as you settled in the spot behind him. You wrapped your arms around him, your chin hooked on his shoulder and his body sagging back against yours with comfortable ease.
“I say something, they complain. I stay silent, they complain,” he continued, his hands moving to cover yours and squeezing softly. “I just don’t know how much more of it I can stand. I’m a person too. I have fucking feelings. I’m not a robot like they assume.”
“They are intimidated,” you murmured, pressing a soft and reassuring kiss on the base of his neck. “As much as they try, they know they can’t always target your driving because you’re talented so they need something else, some other way to get under your skin.” You paused before continuing. “They are a bunch of spineless dickheads.”
Max snorted, his lips twitching upwards. “Yeah, they are.”
“Want me to fight them?” You offered, playful and teasing and your smile widened a little when he laughed.
“No,” he murmured and squeezed your hands again. “I prefer you here, with me.”
“Always,” you promised and hugged him tighter.
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meowzfordayz · 10 days ago
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sledding
Author’s Note: feeling out of practice writing wise, but hope you enjoy this tidbit of wintery wonder nonetheless. 🛷❄️
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sledding
Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader
Word Count: ~700
CW: explicit language
~faqs~
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“Are you ready to go sledding?!” 😁
“... sledding?” 😴
You’re still half asleep, Kyojuro’s cheerful voice matching the insistent sunlight streaming into the bedroom
“Sledding!!” 😁😁
Do you even own sleds? 🤨
“I made us sleds this morning!” 🤗
What time is it?? 🥱
Also-
Your eyes blink open
“You made me a sled???” 😳
You may be half asleep, but damn if you aren’t swooning out of bed and getting dressed to go sledding with your dream of a man 😍
“I tried to,” he amends, “They fell apart when I test rode them into town, but I found professionally crafted sleds after I arrived.”
“Kyojuro, I can’t believe you made us sleds.”
“Yes, well, they are fueling the fire now.” 😅
“That’s fine,” you grin softly, sleepy gaze finally focusing enough to take in the shimmering adoration of your lover, his enthusiasm rivaling—and beating—the coziness of your blankets, “Sledding in ten minutes?”
“Perfect!” ❤️‍🔥
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“Knowing you, this is going to end with you sledding yourself into oblivion and me desperately scrambling to the bottom of a cliff in tattered hopes of saving you.” 😐
“How poetic.” 😌 … 😏 “I didn’t pin you as the desperate type.”
Sanemi growls, “Shut up.”
“In case you didn’t notice, this is a pretty mellow hill. Definitely no cliffs in the vicinity.”
“You’ll find one.”
“You’re being unreasonable.”
“Cautious.” 😒
“The Wind Pillar isn’t a cautious man.”
“Well right now I’m not the Wind Pillar. I’m Sanemi, and I love you.”
Awww 🥹
“Is the snow getting to your brain already?” 🧐
“You like when I’m all sappy and shit.” 🙄
“You are pretty cute when you’re worrying about me.” 😍
“No injuries,” he says sternly, “And no cliffs.”
“Got it,” you wink, “I love you!”
Sanemi might roll his eyes at you, but you know better
He was the one who invited you to go sledding 🤭
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“What?”
You swallow a giggle, your sled halting beside Giyuu’s, his legs and arms tangled in brambles as flecks of snow float onto his head and shoulders
“What?” 🥲
“I thought you’d be a little more coordinated.” 😆
He blushes faintly, staring down at his knees with a quiet sigh
“But I guess all it takes to topple the mighty Water Pillar is a wooden sled.” 🤭
“I told you I’ve never done this before.”
You hate to see him so crestfallen ☹️
“You were doing so well.” 🥹
He smirks knowingly, “This is the third bush.”
“The steering isn’t intuitive?” 😅
“The third bush in about five meters.”
You stand up, your sled in one hand as you brush excess snow off your pants with the other
“Do you want to ride together?”
Giyuu snorts, “Do you want to end up in a bush?” 🙃
“With you?” you grin, leaning down to kiss his cold forehead, “Absolutely.” 🥰
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“What if I hit a tree?” you pout
The hill is very hilled, and the trees at the bottom look very… tree-y 😵‍💫
Tengen shrugs, “You’re not going to hit a tree.”
“How do you know?”
“Because you’re smarter than that,” he replies airily
You pause, “Am I though…?”
“... … …?” 😬
*cue indignation* / *cue instant groveling*
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME.” 😠 / “OF COURSE YOU’RE SMART! You’re SOOOOO intelligent!” 😭
“Tengen.” 😐
“Dig your heels into the ground.”
“How about we just sled together?” ☺️
For the first time in forever, fluttering your eyelashes gets you nowhere
“Pleeease?” 🥺
Nothing.
“Why nooooot?” 😢
He’s only a little pink when he mutters, “Then how are we gonna race?” 🤓
Unsurprisingly, Tengen wins the race by a lot
Also unsurprisingly, Tengen crashes into a tree
No pain, no gain
“ARE YOU OKAY?” 😳
“Are you okay?” 😏
????? It would appear that he is grinning
“Y’know, okay with being a LOSER?” 😎
To his credit, he carries you and the sleds all the way home 🫡
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simonisferal · 4 months ago
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not you again “ scaramouche x male reader “
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episode ten: this is NOT the USA miley cyrus was partying in 📖
warnings: vulgar language, mentions and consumption of weed and alcohol, mentions of suicide and self loathing, one sex joke, y/n is kind of a bitch
notes: i listened to the demons 😐 sorry skibidi rizzlers. i didnt have a sigma day
500 words
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You groan. ‘That asshole.’ You turn off your phone and put it back in your pocket.
You shouldn’t have even considered picking it up. All he does is brag nowadays. You can't seem to maintain a proper conversation with him without the guy spewing out some bullshit. You'd say it was just like him if you didn't know him before.
You shouldn't think of him anymore, especially since you won't see him again but you still had a lingering feeling of guilt.
Your trance was put to a stop as a familiar voice called out to you.
“Y/N!” It was Tartaglia. He wore a weird combination of a Hawaian shirt and jean shorts that barely covered his knees. “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while.” You would’ve burst out laughing if you weren’t so confused.
”Childe? What are you doing here? I thought you were back in Liyue.”
The ginger shrugs before Diluc and Kaeya both come out of a very expensive looking house. The walls were painted a cream color and it looked like the place had three stories. The root was carefully bricked and the bushes surrounding the land were beautifully trimmed and watered.
The sudden realization that you were possibly the only penniless person there (besides Venti) came you to. ‘What the fuck.’
Kaeya spoke up, “He got kicked out of summer school for fighting a guy named Xiao. My sweet brother, Diluc, was so charitable and is letting him stay here until summer is over.” He had a small grin on his face as Diluc let out a groan and crossed his arms, displaying fake annoyance.
”Seeing how Kaeya is so adamant on Ajax, I figured I could do him a favor… Though I’d rather not hear anything suspicious in the manor’s bedroo—”
”Woah!” Tartaglia interrupted him, waving his hands around and becoming a little louder as if to drown him out. “Diluc! Some things are better left not said, ‘kay?” He had a sheepish smile on his face.
Diluc scoffed. “It’s my house.”
Kaeya interrupted, “It’s also mine.”
”You don’t pay rent.”
”And you don’t do your bed.”
”You—“
 “We should go inside! Y/N hasn’t seen the Dawn Winery yet, right?” Childe, as if begging you to go along, wrapped his arm around your shoulder. You stiffen a bit, he’s gotten slightly taller from what you recall, but agree.
”Yeah. I’d like to see it.” You weren’t too sure if you should be talking formally or not, seeing how fancy the house—or ‘manor’ was.
Kaeya and Diluc shared a look but, nonetheless, invited you in. They began to walk with you following them but Ajax stopped you.
He looked both ways before handing you a small bag. “Here. Take this.” It wasn’t anything big, just a chocolate brownie. “Uhh, thanks?” You took it a little too fast for his liking.
He looked at you with a raised eyebrow. You could see the gears turn in his head. “Oh! Y/N, dude, it's an edible.” Tartaglia explained.
Oh. You ignore the fact you forgot what such a thing was. You open the bag cautiously, scared it might alert the FEDs or something. “Why would I need one?”
”Did you look in the mirror when you left? You’re a mess.” He looked concerned and your heart sank a bit.
”Don’t worry about the weed though, it’s only like six milligrams, I think.”
You took a bit out of it. It didn’t taste bad. ”You think?”
”Yeah… I’m not a knower.”
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lulumilkshake · 2 years ago
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head prank on jujutsu kaisen men
pairing(s): g. satoru, k. nanami, f. megumi, i. yuuji, r. sukuna
authors note: no guillotine could prevent the head id give gojo tbh 🥱 lowkey ooc on some but wtvs!
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g. satoru -
it was one of the only days he’s had off of missions in awhile and he spent a portion of it playing video games😐
since you were feeling lonely you decided to scroll on your phone to find something to do, that’s when you decided to prank your blue eyed boyfriend.. by giving him a “blowjob”
as you entered his dorm, he didn’t even realize you were in there in the first place because he was so enamored with the video game he was playing
you tiptoed to his desk and tapped him on the back where he jumped a little bit at your touch
“hold on a second” he murmured before turning back to his game
that’s when you decided to take your plan into action 😈 and crawled down under his desk
when he saw you crawling under his playboy instincts immediately kicked in and this mf MANSPREADED💀
you put your hand on his thigh and then.. grabbed a charger you “forgot”!
he was in SHOCK that you would do this to him and completely turned off his game and picked you up to his lap and sat you on his thigh
“got me all hard, you’re gonna take care of it now, yeah?”
k. nanami -
he was finishing up some reports on some missions in his office.
you were feeling extremely bored (and lowkey horny) so you wanted to prank your extremely serious husband.
you put on his favorite nightgown and walked into his office like a vogue model 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️
his eyes immediately turned to you eating you UP saying a quick formal hello and that’s when you started walking towards him
you crawled under his desk already seeing the affect the nightgown had on him before reaching up to spread his thighs
as he was about to unbuckle his belt you asked-
“wait do you think a balloon can blow up under water?”
he. got. PISSED.
not only was he stressed with work he had pent up sexual frustrations from EVERYTHING and this was his last straw
he picked you up and pinned you against his desk and exposing your panties
“don’t you have anything better to do then fucking tease me right now? now you have to be punished”
f. megumi -
he came back from a mission he had to finish up, and he looked like a mess
all sweaty, dirty and in need of rest
lucky for him he’s got a girlfriend who is about to make matters worse!
while he was out pretty much saving Japan you plotted a little plan to get back at your boyfriend for ignoring you today😡
he plopped down on his bed next to you not even saying a hello, ugh the nerve
because you didn’t wanna seem like a total asshole you quickly grabbed a washcloth cleaning him up before starting your plan 😈😈
“hey megumi..” you said in the sweet voice you know turns him on
he turned his head nodding as you crawled next to him
“ive had extreme needs lately, and maybe you have to?” you spoke seductively while straddling him with fingers going down to his v line
he gulped as you brought your head down to his belt, playing with it “what are you saying..?”
“i think you know what im saying…. I’VE REALLY BEEN CRAVING ICE CREAM LATELY! let’s go together now!” you said as you threw yourself on top of him.
bro was now SWEATY, TIRED, DIRTY, AND HAD A BONER. that’s crazy!!!! pretty sure his inner toji instincts about to jump ur bones atp
but fr he was not happy; his cold and usually comforting persona completely turned to a sexually pent up boy
he threw you on the bed like a rag doll, putting you ass up in the air💀💀
you SWORE he turned into toji fr
“all because I fucking ignored you once? you really need my dick that badly, huh? well you’ll take it all night then”
i. yuuji -
poor baby probably one of the only ones who doesn’t completely turn into a certified pussy destroyer 😢😢😢
you were watching a movie with him, a basic rom-com and you were a bit upset with him and he could tell
call yourself petty but you were angry because he ate the last ice cream sandwich when it had your name on it!����😡
you never confronted him about it but he could tell you were angry at him for something so he was trying to do everything to make it up to you, even though he didn’t know what he did. (HES SOO PUSSY WHIPPED)
you decided to talk to him about it first
as he was extremely into the movie, he didn’t even notice that you tapped him to talk until you went down on the floor and crawled to his legs💀
as you crawled closer to his legs he also manspreaded™️
you placed your hands on his thighs as his breath hitched and then you….
“i am NOT happy with you right now😡” you said as you pouted between his legs
“huh..? um why did you go on the floor to say that..?” he asked confused and embarrassed for thinking he was gonna get a blowjob
“because I need a proper apology and the only way to get your attention right now is to make you think your getting a blowjob. feel ashamed.”
“im super sorry for.. whatever I did.. but i don’t know why your angry baby?”
yeah you thought he knew that you were angry because he ate the last ice cream sandwich but he didn’t 💀
you felt so bad so you gave the boy a proper blowjob, forgetting about the issue😭😭
after he found out that he upset you about that, he went out and bought more ice cream sandwiches and also a teddy bear
the only man who got his dick sucked without getting pissed!!🥳
r. sukuna -
uh yeah you got a death wish if you tryna pull this on him. not only will your pussy be destroyed after this, all of your ORGANS will be
but anyways.. you’ve realized that you’ve never pranked your sweet and loveable boyfriend before!🥰 so today you decided that you want to
as you walked into his room, he was sitting on his throne all high and mighty as usual
“what do you want, brat?” (a/n: wow he’s so hot guys i love when he destroys me! he loves my heart shaped sunglasses)
“i have something to gift you!” you gave him a sweet smile as he ordered you to come up
you kneeled down on your knees in front of him, asking for permission to touch him
yeah bro thought you were gonna give him a blowjob too so he agreed and you placed his hands on his thighs, as he shut his eyes
he noticed that you were taking too long to suck him off so he said something
“why the fuck are you taking so long?”
“because my gift is this!” you held up a flower… be so fr rn y/n
“are you fucking kidding me?”
he picked you up and threw you on his lap, ik that shit hurt too..
he pulled down the skirt you had down, as well as your panties
he bent you over his lap and slapped your ass
“not only are you being punished for thinking you could tease me you slut, im going to spank you until you bleed and cry out for my dick”
ian givin no warnings on this post what did u expect tbh
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callie-the-creator · 2 years ago
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boyfriend!coryxkenshin hcs
sfw. this was also posted on my wattpad, so there is no point to accuse me of plagiarism or anything
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• you already know cory is a hopeless romantic aka...the best type of partner! you lucky thing! you scored yourself the best of the best
• cory has not one ounce of toxicity in his very soul
— "he's a good man, savannah, a GOOD man. 😤"
• oh, what's that? you gave cramps either from your menstruation cycle or they just popped out from nowhere?
— this man would do everything in his power to make sure that you're comfortable and have everything you have to make yourself feel better
— he definitely wouldn't make fun of you or belittle you if it was because of your period (unlike those boyfriends😒)
• you already know that you'll make a few special appearances in his videos whether that be sss episodes or playing games specifically made for couples or ones that allow multiplayer
— it takes two, the dark pictures anthology, cuphead, you name it! you'll just have to motivate him enough to finish the games though since that's where he falls short...🫢
• but for the important question! what is his love language?
— personally, it's to each their own on the topic, but this is what i think: as much as i want to say physical touch, i feel like he's more of a quality time type of guy, you know? even if he does youtube, he still takes breaks and you can bet that he'll spend most of that time with you!
• there is not one dull moment as long as you're with him
• wouldn't be able to stop smiling if he caught you wearing his merch or any of his clothes for that matter...just not his puka shell necklace. never his necklace. ☝️ that's a big no-no
• he's definitely the type of bf who would play songs that remind him of you
— *cries into pillow uncontrollably*
• and when he is recording, you are known to bring him snacks or water and wave 'hi' to the camera
— but i'd doubt he'd need any snacks since this main usually has skittles, now and laters, and nutrigrain bars stockpiled in his recording room.
• if you text him randomly, he'll make a big deal about it and be all giddy. you make him so happy! 🥺
— also, if he's too scared while playing a horror game and dashie isn't picking up the phone, you're the second-best option for decisions! but you know what they say..."with great power comes great responsibility"
• personally, i don't think he's neutral on the topic of pda, but he's the subtle type bc he wants to be careful to not make you uncomfortable, especially when you two are out in public.
• since he's known to record really late at night, he'd do anything in his power to be quiet and not wake you up during his 3 scary games or his spooky scary sunday videos
— if he happened to wake you up by his screaming would definitely deadpan the camera and be like, "now why did you have to go and wake up my gf? 😐"
— deny deny deny, as rodrick heffley would say.
• we already know cory likes his anime, so i'm saying that you would binge-watch all types of shows and movies together. but, again, you'll need to motivate and encourage him a lot since he has trouble finishing stuff or gaining interest in shows
• would want cuddles or just to hang out with you if he got too upset over a game
— he has rage quit a few times
• cory would let you sit on his lap while he plays games in his spare time
— he will kiss your head or shoulder randomly. he'd also keep on hand pressed against the small of your back to support you, to make sure that you won't fall off. 💔 you guys are so cute togetherrrr
• his fans love you. i have nothing more to add to this.
• fanart and edits!! different youtubers garner different communities, and some are more likely to make fanart than others, but cory's has the best of both worlds! though, his fandom leans more towards the editing side of things, so expect lots to pop up on your fyp
• i feel like there would be a few videos like “3 minutes of cory being soft with his s/o” or, even better: “cory and y/n being the best couple for 8 minutes” compilations going around on youtube, tiktok, reddit, etc.
…that’s all i got! until next time <3
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annievrse · 1 year ago
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boyfriend!eren headcanons pt.6 .*・。゚
—ᡣ𐭩 headcanons a/n: surprise i know u missed him part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5
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bf!eren lives to be a complete and utter menace (but we already knew that)
adding onto drunk bf!eren from previous parts, you will literally have to chase this man down the street before he takes a sip of water. he is cheeky and the biggest pest ever, but when you bribe him, he succumbs (even though you never go through with the bribe)
drunk bf!eren sings his heart out to mr. brightside. i will not be taking criticism at this time thank u
bf!eren stands by the notion that hangovers are a myth, even when his head is in the toilet bowl and he can't move for a whole day (maybe 2)
bf!eren has no personal space at all because he shows his affection in weird ways ok (will bring a chair into the bathroom while you're showering just so he can talk to you.....)
bf!eren panics when you use his full government name & whines about it until you call him baby :/
bf!eren absolutely 100% hates the silent treatment (so if you use it on him, use it wisely)
bf!eren knows he looks hot with his hair tied back, but sometimes he wishes to shave it all off....... you threatened to leave him if he did so, and you never heard him complain about his hair again
bf!eren gets pissed when you don't give him a kiss before you leave. he gets all yappy and bratty and so fucking annoying that you just have to kiss him stupid on the mouth for like half an hour 😐 (works 9/10 times)
bf!eren always stands in front of you on escalators (so he is there in case you fall :/)
bf!eren does NOT like pancakes. serve them to him and he will summon the devil and make you suffer a crazy death (his words not mine ok)
bf!eren sends you the most heartfelt messages 😍 (e.g. i wanna put you in my pocket and eat you like some m&ms 😘☝️…… if i were a kangaroo, i’d put u in my pouch 🦘🥰) 🤔
bf!eren is not afraid of most things, as we know, he is quite reckless, fearless etc etc. EXCEPT of you when he leaves his underwear on the bathroom floor (he learnt quite quick to not do that. walk him like a dog, girl)
bf!eren pays crazy attention to you. he is very very observant and probably knows you better than you know yourself
bf!eren who, when you take him on a date to those cute arcades, is insanely competitive. he needs to win those shitty games. he believes you are very capable on your own, so he will not half-ass something so you can win (you are the air-hockey champion in the relationship, and no matter hard he tries, eren will always lose). but he spends all his coins on a claw machine because he won’t let rigged games beat him (spoiler: he wins. “never back down, never what?”)
bf!eren wears his cap backwards when he is having a bad hair day (don’t mention it to him or he will pout, unless you want him to, then go for it)
bf!eren kisses you sloppily everywhere he can (in a public setting) after a day of classes where you haven’t seen him. he gets clingy and will NOT remove his hands from you
this one is a little shorter i hope that is not a problem 🫵
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newkatzkafe2023 · 2 months ago
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The BALLADS OF SUN WUKONG
Yandere Monkey king harem x Manipulative Queen Reader
Chapter 5 Youthful indiscretions part 2
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The Wukongs were currently back at Flower fruit mountain, each of the men were making plans to impress and improve your opinion on them. Nezha Wukong was doing some online shopping ordering real diamond jewelry and dresses.
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(Nezha Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh she's gonna love this😁
(Netflix Wukong) She's gonna look like those big beautiful movie stars🤩
(Lmk Wukong) Are you sure this is a good idea for you to spend all that money??🤨
(Nezha Wukong) Oh please, this is all pocket change. Besides, this is all for our beautiful Y/n🥰
While Lmk, Netflix, and Nezha continue alot of online shopping shopping to impress you🛍. HIB, BMW, MKR Wukong, and the destined one discussing stage two of their plan.
(HIB Wukong).......Did you guys see the ranking?😐
(BMW and MKR Wukong) We did👿
The Destined one nodded, but he was just as pissed off as he and the monkey kings looked at the date rank chart the one we posted for the suitors to see
Jin Zhāng
Fu Gao
Aizen Cai
Ming Li
Kai Du
Rui Bai
Pai Wang
Monkey kings + Destined one
the very bottom of the barrel, the destined one felt the audacity of the ranking board. Making him low-key angry but he remained calm because the group had a plan to better their chances with you.
(BMW Wukong) So we were able get info and made a folder on our queen y/n😌
(MKR Wukong) But we are still missing a few possibly crucial details on her, fruity had did his best but we still need more material😑
(Destined one)(So any ideas on what are we gonna do now???)😥
Meanwhile you had went out to a local park. You looked around in your mini binoculars looking for something...............or someone😈
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Across the playground you had gone to for your daily yoga Exercise was Luier and Silly girl, you watched as HIB Wukong went to a park Kiosk to get food when the kids got hungry and that when you made your move.
(Queen Y/n) Bingo😈
You then grabbed your yoga mat and head for a part of the grassfeild, and set up your place and begin your Routine feeling relaxed as you felt the wind in your long fur but also made sure the kids see you
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It didn't take long at all for Luier to notice you a tall pretty monkey lady, and Silly girl looked over and giggled at you and started to waddled and crawl to where you are.
(Luier)(nervous) Wait Silly girl Don't bother the lady😥
Luier ran to stop his baby sister but she already reached you, as you went into your child's pose you hear giggling and peaked to see a baby girl.
(Queen Yn)(cooing) Why hello little one🥰
Silly girl giggled as you held her close, she was the cutest thing you have ever seen and reminded you of a baby monkey with how she would climb on you.
(Luier)(nervous) I'm sorry about my sister miss😥
(Queen Y/n)(smile sweetly) Oh don't even apologize she's adorable😇
You sit and and drink some water as silly girl sat and tried to catch your tail, from behind you and that's when you introduced yourself
(Queen yn) My name is Yn, who are you little man???😇
(Luier)(shocked) Oh uhh I Luier, that's Mt little sister Silly girl😮
(Queen Yn) Oh nice to meet you know, are you both alone?
(Luier) No my dad is here he's buying lunch 🙃
(Queen Yn) Oh he sounds like a good daddy😏
(Luier) Oh yeah he's the best father ever😄
(Queen Yn)(smirking) Really tell me more???😏
Then Luier ran his mouth like a wheat-eater on rocket fuel, as he talked about anything and everything. Mostly about his dad, his friends and about the other kids too. You smirked remembering fruity, so they know each other good. Then, after a while, Luier started to ask questions about you, which kinda surprised you, but you were more then happy to answer😈
(Luier) so what's your favorite color?🧐
(Queen Yn) Black😇
(Luier) What's your favorite animal?🧐
(Queen Yn) Cats😇
(Luier) what's your favorite food?🧐
(Queen Yn) BBQ, seafood, spicy food, Etc😇
(Luier) What country did you always want to go to?🧐
(Queen Yn) Fuji😇
(Luier) What do you like to do?🧐
(Queen Yn) I like going shopping, sparring, traveling, spa days, throwing parties, and I hope to one day go to Saturn😇
(Luier) wowie🤩😯........Are we friends now🫣
You pause and smile at him, before Silly girl began to mumble
(Silly girl)Ma........ma......ma........ma👶
You froze and looked down at the human girl
(Silly girl) Ma...ma...mama...mama...MAMA👶
You smiled happily at Silly girl's jumbled words, before you turned to Luier
(Queen Yn) We are more then that Luier☺️
Luier Smiled cheerfully at you before you noticed, that Wukong was coming back with a bag of food. You decided to take your leave as you gently place Silly girl in his back basket.
(Queen Yn) it's time for me to go dear, it was nice meeting you
(Luier) Bye Miss Y/n, see you later
HIB Wukong finally arrived to see Luier by the grassfeilds, looking in the distance
(HIB Wukong) Hey you Two are you both ok?😧
(Luier) Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah Silly girl, wondered off to bother this lady but she didn't mind😀
(HIB Wukong) Oh, didn't I tell you not to talk to strangers🤨😠
(Luier) but Y/n was so super nice to us, and even didn't get mad a me asking questions
HIB Wukong spat his peach soda out at the info that Luier shared
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the love of his life was here, just now talking lovingly to his two children. This immediately messed with his fatherly instincts, especially when Luier explained how you happily played with Silly Girl and how you answered every question Luier had with out a problem.
(HIB Wukong)(shaken) Umm it's getting late, we need to go home now
Luier was confused but nodded as him and Silly girl was hastened out the grand park, he needed to know what the conversations were about and why did you choose to approach Luier.
Meanwhile you walked home smirking you knew already that the monkey kings were spying on you, Fruity being a bit of a give away but...
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What's wrong with making the ball roll faster😈
Phase two complete On to phase 3😈
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socialfakes · 1 year ago
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the devils in the details- luke hughes
chapter 1; part 4: lost at the lake house
nhl players x platonic!fem!reader
eventual luke hughes x fem!reader
nico hischier x fem!reader
the masterlist
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yourinstagram | lake house days > everything ❤   tagged: lhughes_06, jackhughes, _quinnhughes, trevorzegras, jamie.drysdale, colecaufield, edwards.73, rutgermcgroarty
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edwards.73 oh what fun times we had this summer 😃
user11 where's nico?😭 | nicohischier wasn't invited 😔😉 | yourinstagram he's with family but we will see him soon 😊
jackhughes favorite memory of the summer? go!  | yourinstagram hitting you in the face with a melted marshmallow 😂  | jackhughes funny because mine is when you slipped off the boat 😏  | yourinstagram slipped is not the word i would use 🙄  | colecaufield she didn’t slip. you tackled her right off the boat and into the water 😂  | trevorzegras my favorite memory was any time y/n was nice to me 😂  | yourinstagram it was rare so enjoy it
lhughes_06 my favorite part of the summer was when everyone was swimming around for a bit and we got back on the boat and abandoned them 😂  | yourinstagram dude jack & trevor were so pissed & that is why i loved it so much 😂  | _quinnhughes so that’s why you guys came running back inside that day like you were about to be killed?  | yourinstagram you bet 😂  | jamie.drysdale you’re lucky i was able to calm them down 😂  | lhughes_06 thanks for saving our asses jamie 😂
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yourinstagram | super smiley best friend and one of a kind lover 😍   tagged: nicohischier
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lhughes_06 lover?
user16 somehow knew it was nico 😏
jackhughes still can’t get over your relationship. It’s too cute honestly
bboeser 😊
nicohischier I love you 😘❤
user12 how long have you guys been together?  | yourinstagram almost 2 years 😊
_quinnhughes 😊
user07 this is the first post i saw about this relationship and although I hoped for you to be with luke, I like that you’re happy
njdevils what a precious smile 😊
user13 im sorry but im in love with your boyfriend 😍  | yourinstagram me too 😊
user17 almost 2 years and you’ve kept the secret the whole time? That’s insanely impressive ☺
juliasmith he’s adorable 😊  | yourinstagram 🙄
user01 nico needs to be protected at all costs. he's too precious ❤  | yourinstagram yes I agree 😃
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lhughes_06 | wish i could go back to the umich days when feelings didn’t hurt as much 😐
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jackhughes such a happy boy surrounded by the best teammates 😊
user12 such a smiley boy. i love it ❤
edwards.73 fun times 🎉
user13 what’s the caption supposed to mean?
_quinnhughes you got this, luke. she’s just a girl  | lhughes_06 she’s not though
nicohischier channel those emotions into the game and you’ll feel better. love you buddy 😊
user14 sorry to say but feelings don’t hurt any less, whether they’re the past or present. turns out you just gotta roll with the punches, pookie. sorry you’re feeling this way though. love you ❤
elblue6 come back my smiley boy ❤
juliasmith ❤❤  | lhughes_06 😊❤
user15 who’s hurting my baby? 😫  | user13 i'm thinking it may be y/n but it could be someone else  | user15 oh now that you mention it, she didn’t like the post and she hasn’t commented yet when she’s usually the first to comment on luke’s stuff
user16 i miss my happy boy 😔
yourinstagram you look so cute pookie ❤
user17 guys who’s juliasmith and why does her name keep popping up everywhere?
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prologue-ae · 1 year ago
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| After Party | Aespa
Yoo Jimin (Karina) x fem reader
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Fluff 😋😋
I just feel like a real fluff mood RN 😐😐😐
This was after Aespa’s performance of Spicy at waterbomb festival and everyone had changed into warm clothes but there was a party after just to have fun and Aespa was attending so here you were in a car driving to the party with your head resting on Karina’s shoulder.
You listened as the four of them conversed talking about how great the party is going to be and then spoke when they asked “Y/N/N don’t you think it’s going to be fun?” and you responded with a yawn and said “Yeah but I’m tired now after performing in wet clothes” and Karina cooed at you while the others laughed at your reaction and Winter said “it’s cute how you are when your tired” and you defended yourself and said “Yah I’m literally not even that cute and also just because I’m the maknae doesn’t make everything I say and do cute” a pout forming on your face as they all cooed at you and Giselle said “it does and your pout makes it even better” and everyone agreed even NingNing said “It’s actually so cute and when your mad too” you respond with “Ning we’re not even that far apart in age” and you turn away from them just to see Karina’s teasing face and you sigh as you hug onto her arm and she plays with your hair turning your band mates attention away thankfully not seeing your red face.
You soon arrived and went into the party NingNing soon found the le sserafim girlies and partnered up with Yunjin while Giselle and Sakura talked and Eunchae sat next to them drinking apple juice, you stuck with Karina as she spoke with Chaewon occasionally involving you while they sat down and you snuggled up to her breathing in her scent. Winter was with Kazuha laughing quite loud and in annoyance you just tried to fall asleep and you did in Karina’s embrace.
Half an hour later you woke up and looked up at Karina who was petting your hair and still talking with Chaewon this time clearly slurring words and she said “Y/N baby you woke up I just had a couple drinks don’t worry” but indeed you did worry at her slurred words you texted the group chat with all your band mates and said that your taking Karina home because she drank too much while you bowed and said goodbye to Chaewon holding Karina’s hand and tugging her into the black limo you had come in.
You nuzzled up to her in the car as well her arm around your waist and the other holding your hand when you said “Rina drink this” handing her a bottle of water to sober up she slurred out “Thanks baby”you guys arrived back at the dorm and you changed into her oversized hoodie and it was huge on you but you liked it and threw on some sweatpants while you went to go help her wipe off her makeup and get her clothes to change her breath fanned on your neck while you wiped off her makeup. Your red face was on full display now and she teased you every minute for it saying things like “awww is my baby flustered” or “darling do you like my breath fanning against your neck?” you in response quiet and then you told her to go change into the pyjamas you picked for her and she obliged.
She came back fully dressed and saw you on her bed which was disrupted a second later with her jumping on top of you while she wrapped you in her arms and turned you around so she was laying down with you on her chest. You quickly nuzzled into her neck and wrapped your legs around her waist with her arms around your waist securely she asked “you like my cuddles hm?” and you nodded quickly hearing her chuckle above you and her chest vibrate while you were falling asleep on top of her.
In the morning you both woke up in the same position and she kissed the top of your head making you flush and heat rise quickly to your face as you look up with innocent doe eyes and she laughs saying “your so innocent but also I need to get water and pills my head is banging” you quickly get up and kiss her on the cheek while saying “I’ll get them for you babe” while she blushes slightly at the nickname and you just wink in response.
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eldritch-spouse · 1 year ago
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Me crying and trying to hold a funeral when a bobble dies
Krulu: 😐🙄
You stand over the somewhat messy grave in the garden.
That one was special to you. A little broken, a little stupid, but always bumbling around the place, always running up to you with that glint in their eyes. Like they wanted you to pick them for anything. Literally anything. There were stars in those glowing eyes when you asked them to do something as mundane -Borderline insulting- As getting you a pen.
You know better than to get attached. Even with your own coworkers, there needs to be a certain level of detachment. You know one day your Lord could simply decide to wipe them off the face of this planet, and even if he'd definitely have good reason to do so, you'd have to accept such. And yet, even after warning yourself so many times, you failed to be cold. Failed to ignore them.
They lose their highlights when they die.
Work casualties happen. Bobbles are toys more so than people. When someone plays with them a bit too rough, they break. This one was a roamer, the poor thing was bound to meet such a fate, no bobble dies of old age here. Not even close.
Do you intend to grow roots into the soil?
His voice scatters everything, pushing unimportant monologuing aside as Krulu seats himself in the forefront of your mind.
" No, my Lord. "
There's a lengthy pause.
You remain stationary, arms locked behind your back, still observing the messy grave. They were yellow. Your eyes water and you rush to frantically blink that blurriness away.
Tears. And for what? A toy which has filled its purpose is no cause for lamentations.
That makes you sober up a little.
Fulfilled their purpose... You suppose that's right.
Still, the image of their hopeful smile as they hand you all your pens because they didn't know which one you wanted flashes past your eyes, and something begs you to ask.
" Did they... Serve you well, my higher? "
The entity in your veins and soul makes a cavernous chuckle that rattles across your skull, and it comforts you like a lullaby.
These creatures are incapable of failing me. They exist to be simple and entertaining. No more, no less. No matter what they do, they fall into place.
Humanity isn't like that. It's so much more complicated. And so are monsters.
But that doesn't matter. Not right now.
Now you need to move on.
Putting the small bouquet of blonde daisies above the dirt, you smile softly before slowly heading back inside.
You're going to miss getting a handful of pens and pencils every morning.
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dylanisdazed · 3 months ago
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ok hey im drunk heres some dreams i had last night
first of all, idk where this came from or even how it started but i need you to look up wire cutting clay.
ok did you google that or youtube that?
so...this authoritarian entity was taking people and they would draw a line down the forehead, down the bridge of the nose, then across the mouth and down the side of mouth to sort of create a puzzle piece of the face......
then this super sharp wire came down and sliced their heads 😐😮😟😲😲🤮🤢🤮🤕🤮🤢🤮🤢
it was so gross and scary. they said they did it in a way to keep most of the brain intact to keep people alive.....
and then i was renovating this big house by myself and i was telling my mom how scared i was about the slicing and she was like "Oh Dylie, don't be silly. Our money will keep us safe." 😂🤣 WHAT MONEY MOM? but also i felt better and continued renovating this huge house i had apparently. They also made children bungee jump from a 140 story building and it was designed to snap so it killed them.
Anyway
THEN, I was flown out to the desert, it was so beautiful it was like Colorado adjacent and there was all this orange terrain and pretty blue sky. It was a new company. It doesn't make sense but it was like this HUGE reservoir of QUALITY red wine but also water? So we had this really good red wine and could also bottle water but the bubbles made it toxic idk. Anyway, I was really concerned about it being toxic and selling it to people and they were like we produce 500 million gallons of wine a second, we will be SO rich and they wanted to hire me and I was conflicted but I was like okay well can we at least invest a lot of money into hiding the fact its toxic and also find a scapegoat if anyone finds out?
SO THEN
They hire me as Vice President, the owner Tori, LOVED me. She was like your so cute and you have great ideas. I told her I still felt conflicted so I needed a BIG salary and also i would only work 1 day per 7 days off. They agreed and so I took the job. It took me like a month to fly to New York from there because I flew one day, then had to take a week off, then fly again then take a week off then have a meeting then take a week off, etc.
In the wine reservoir they had these HUGE turbines down below the water like way deep and they would offer scuba / diving tours. WELL, they only really did that to people they didn't like and they would guide them INTO the turbines to be chopped into little bits. I was horrified. However, not by the murder more so because I enjoyed the wine. I was like I DONT WANAN DRINK THIS WITH TINY HUMAN BITS AND BLOOD IN IT! They were like this reservoir is like 10 trillion gallons a few humans aren't gonna matter but i was still disgusted so I came up with an idea to bottle a Luxury brand of the wine that was in a separate reservoir that we could charge more for and there would be no bits. I'm a genius!
Anyway, this is how my brain works
bye
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ynsvnte · 9 months ago
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Mr. Yang, Is that you?: 24. Nervy and nerdy
Warnings: little kiss (on the hand), pet names
Wc: 227
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You hear the sound of knocking at the front door. You could feel the rate of your heartbeat quickening. Gosh you were very nervous. You try to shake off the feeling. And make your way over the door. Once opened, your faced with Jungwon standing there, with flowers, you slightly gasp in shock.
“Hello there to you too.., here for you..” He says while handing you the flowers.. “Ah- thank you so much.” You return with a smile. “They look pretty..” you admired the flowers. “I’ll set them up, and then we can go if that’s fine with you?” You asked looking back at him. “Fine by me..” he shrugs.
You grabbed a vase before filling it up with water, and opened up the packet to put in the water. Once ready.. you set the flowers in the vase. You grabbed the vase and put it on your round coffee table. “All done!” You say. You grabbed your bag while walking back to the door..
“We can go now..” you smile shyly.. you couldn’t believe this was true.. Jungwon grabs one of your hands, places a kiss on it, takes you over to his car, and opens the door for you.
“Trust me princess, we'll have fun..” he said while smirking before closing the door.
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Synopsis: You were playing Roblox until you started having beef with one player that goes by the name "mryangslays193" determined to beat the player in the game. What happens if you go to class and find out it's your crush Yang Jungwon who is the owner of the account ..?
Notes: sorry for this very small update PROMISE NEXT KNE WILL BE BETTER IF NOT UMMM… 🦧 also I’m in my break for the next 2 months so.. 😐
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