#Hotcat gaming

[hotcat37]

New team member added 🐸 I love Croagunk sm 💖

[russetfoxfur]

so i dont usually do liveblogs because i never show up to streams and also im not very good at reacting to stuff. However. i will make an exception because HGCZ IS OUT!! and i have seen so much hype about it that id be a fool to not at least read it. livereact will be under the cut for spoilers and. stuff.

- ok we arent even on the actual ZINE and the opening dedication?? "Of the arts, storytelling is one of the oldest: humanity weaves an endless tapestry of heart, hope, and home that continues to shape us all to this day. To tell a story is to bridge the gap between yesterday and tomorrow; to tell a story is to inextricably connect us all." THAT OPENING PARAGRAPH DUDE

- interesting premise. im intrigued. though i am a little concerned about the "classist violence" and "body modification" warnings. I suspect this is not all Fun and Games

- "I gotta say, "Hot"Guy, this is pretty disappointing. You can be AverageGuy. MediocreGuy." "Oh! "Guy"!" the best part is this is so in-character for them to do

- the ENTIRE EXPLANATION bit omg. joel trying to interject and comic-style getting talked over, lizzie robbing cats instead of cash... and her backstory...

- i. that sudden style shift is not in fact comical and i am now eyeing the unreality warning at the beginning of the zine with sudden alarm. should i be alarmed by this? maybe this is fine. lets say its fine

- JELLIE! hcing her supername is HotCat. she DEFINITELY needs a matching HotGuy costume. and i am somewhat more reassured!

- wait hold on. went back to that first hotguy comic to see the warnings (hidden in the title, missed them) and. WAIT WAS THAT REWRITING FUCKIN MIND CONTROL

- UNREALITY MINDCONTROL SCOPOPHOBIA AND INJURY??? WAIT HOLD ON IM REREADING THIS

- wait. WAIT THAT PANEL. THAT ONE WHERE JOEL SEES HOTGUY REWROTE THE ANIMAL CONTROL VAN TO BE A MONEY VAN. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WE ARENT EVEN TEN PAGES INTO THE ZINE AND HOLY SHIT

- joels the only one who can SEE HES DOING THIS SO HOTGUY WRITES HIM OUT. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST. HOTGUY??? UFHODQPHFWJPFAP AND THEN HE "GOES BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD" AND FUCKIN REWRITES REALITY TO MAKE HIMSELF SEEM COOLER. BUT REWRITTEN HOTGUY HAS THE SAME PLASTIC EXPRESSION. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS ONLY ONE COMIC I THINK YOURE LYING ABOUT HIS SUPERPOWER MUTATION WHATEVER

- ALRIGHT SWIFTLY ON. WE WILL EYE HOTGUY WITH CONCERN BUT MOVE ON NONETHELESS

- :0 cuteguy appears! doody did rlly good work on this one!

- CUTEGUY IS AWESOME!!! those WINGS... agh i love comic bubbles they just have so much personality and those icy words... and cuteguy pointing HOTGUYS OWN ARROW back at him..... you could not have made a better introduction holy shit

- and then he just flies off. awesome. we should all aspire to be the same level of cool as cuteguy.

- ren would be able to just say hotguy like that. also sidenote i am hearing all these lines in my head as im reading so writers youve all done fantastically!

- UNIONIZE! UNIONIZE! UNIONIZE!

- is pearl... a journalist? or is this the wrong gal? if she is a journalist then good for her!

- oh :( everyone hates unionizing the vigelantes. sad but realistic :(

- MUMBLR?? DID MUMBO K JUMBO BECOME THE OWNER OF TUMBLR IN THIS AU? DID HE KILL MATT PHOTOSPACE WHOEVER THE CEO OF TUMBLR IS? DID THEY FISTFIGHT TO THE DEATH? THAT HAPPENED RIGHT. THATS THE ONLY THING ILL ACCEPT AS CANON. IN THIS AU MUMBLR IS TRANS-FRIENDLY! 🎉

- sweetferaline (bahm bahm bahhh)

- ok this is incredibly funny. teeth dog ftw

- CHATTER AND M JESUS CHRIST THIS IS NOW THE BEST SEGMENT IN THE ENTIRE ZINE. AMAZING COMEBACK THIS IS SO REALISTIC

- and the reply sections are always a cesspool! glad they got that right

- PIXLRIFFS RUNNING A BLOG ON TUMBLR TO EXPLAIN HERMITOPIA. THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER

- THE MAPLE PRINCE. THE MAPLE PRINCE

- THIS ENTIRE MUMBLR DASH WAS PURE COMEDY GOLD. FIVE OUT OF FIVE STARS & HATS OFF TO THE WRITER

- ARIANA GRIANDE!!!! WOOOOO <3 <3 WE LOVE YOU GRIANDE!!!!!

- and now permit office grian! we are going through so many different iterations of grian... imagine we get poultry man next

- is that GEM??? IS GEM A VILLAIN? also i dont really know who the hippies are... idk its just hard for me to recognize this artstyle ig

- WAIT. HAS GEM BEEN SPYING ON GRIAN'S DETECTIVITY? or am i just reading this all wrong? i might be reading this all wrong

- alright i might have to reread that one-- WAIT MORE MIND CONTROL. AND BODY MODIFICATION??? THE MISSING CUB... guys if this is sculk!cub im gonna maul someone

- AAAA BEHIND YOU HOTGUY (i called it)

- also love how i instantly went "oh a tibbycaps comic!"

- ok i LOVE this panel where they figure out Arson. the way both conclusions are reached in tandem! and also YAY WOOO ARSON THIS BITCH UP 🔥

- OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE HOW THE abrupt cut to disaster WAS DONE IN COMIC FORM

- THAT MERCH DESIGN IN THE NOTES APP ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SENT ME DUDE

- "i use sculk to season my pizza" ah. I see. typical cubfan behavior. carry on

- "None of us are perfect, despite what you say might feel when you look at me" this Bdubs email is SO IN-CHARACTER

- " i replied to some of these but then i kinda got bored and started sending links to cool space facts instead" honestly this is what i would do too. and i would be happy to get cool space facts in return for my hotguy email. i dont see what the issue is here

- oh is cuteguy taking issues with the supernovae. skill issue tbh

- this whole cuteguy-cub email chain is HILARIOUS. scratch that this whole email segment is hilarious jesus christ. grian is being SO BITCHY and im HERE FOR IT

- PEARLIPOP IS A REPORTER! YES! and zedaphs in this au! he isnt even going under wormman??? shocking (< says a zedaph fangirl who is completely fixated on one passing mention of him)

- oh my god this is the best storytelling format ever. the panicked exchanges between cuteguy n cub, pearl reporting as she is wont to do... genuinely i love this so much i am giggling so much im actually gonna stop liveblogging because i just want to read this. ill be with yall in a moment

- actually never mind "if he waits too long to answer it starts to play the whole Lilo and Stitch movie audio" cub i love you so much. hgcz i love you so much i almost forgive you for that very jarring first comic

- it looks like we have seven or so more years before hotguy becomes a reality... new reasons to live. also the chatter discourse is insane from what ive seen doc does just act Like That on twit/chatter

- "sumagram" well i guess we know who owns that now

- :000 HOTCAT APPEARS!!!!! WE LOVE YOU HOTCAT <3333333 EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR OUR BELOVED HOTCAT!!!

- THE AWKWARD EXIT. i love it

- I SEE THAT BIG SALMON DONT THINK I DONT

- SHIRTLESS SCAR.... im aroace but like. i can still admire a shirtless man cant i. artist did a good job

- NO YOU DID NOT PUT A LILACS AND POPPIES REFERENCE IN THIS COMIC I AM GNAWING THE ARTIST OF THIS COMIC WITH MY TEETH YOU ARE MAKING ME INSANE DEAR GOD THEY TEAMED UP BUT HOW IS THIS GOING TO END AAAAAA HOTGUY DONT DIE IN THE CACTUS RING PLEASE BUDDY

- CREEPER AW MAN

- horsegirl hotguy... wild stallion cuteguy... someone needs to write this au. i should write this au. actually hold on *scribbles furiously in my "crackfic ideas" notes* carry on

- update: now listening to scheming weasel for atmosphere.

- “Who’s the more foolish: the fool, or the fools who follow him?” stellar line. only a certified HotGuy can produce lines like these

- "after a tick or two" if hermitopians measure time in ticks like minecrafters do then thats such a cool worldbuilding detail

- FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO BURN DOC AND HIS LACKEYS ALIVE. THANK GODS THEY DIDNT

- testing of new weapons montage! i know hotguy is the star of the show here but god i love cub so much more. can cub be the "protagonist" here instead actually

- i. i have suspicions that cub is not sculk-free. or is this a flutterbat situation where it is all dealt with but its not but actually it is but it also kinda isnt? yknow. im gonna write this off as a flutterbat thing but i will still be keeping a very close eye on cub

- *snort* deep enough to hold twelve pieces of bamboo (i am such a sucker for in-jokes)

- grian is warming up to scar... also hotguy bandaids

- AND I GET THAT REFERENCE TOO!! very clever! grian shut up its two in the morning! "Scar doesn’t seem to know how to react, his mouth falling open and then promptly shutting again." same grian why would you bring up the nose hair incident and to an unsuspecting hotguy no less smh learn sone manners

- you know what if grian can learn first aid from the nose hair incident in alaska then scar can get injured in a volleyball incident (i have never watched scar which yes is a skill issue but also if this is also a reference i would not get it). beloved desertduo who cannot lie to save their fuckin lives

- THAT ENDING COMIC IS HILARIOUS. SUCH A SCAR THING TO DO

- alright im gonna take a break from liveblogging rn! i will be back in (my) morning with scheming weasel and a renewed spirit. goodnight yall! <3

[baconlover]

UNDERTALE - Sans

headcanons and facts about the lazybones

Personality: Hes very laid-back, seems not at all serious, loves puns, knock knock jokes and pranks, hes is very goofy, kind and reassuring, but he can be very serious and even scary

Hes very observant, he knows how to read peoples facial expression and body language really well like a book. He hates making promises bc he aways takes them very seriously. Breaking a promise to him would be the worst thing to happen

Contrary to what many in the fandom think, he DOES NOT remember resets, hes only awere that they happen, and hes aware that WE are the cause of it and not directly Frisk, however, hes not awere that his existence is part of a game, he believes we are some kind of "anomaly" that messes with the timelines for fun. Because of this, he completely lost the will to make a effort in anything in life at all (braking the barrier for example), and that gives him the impression to be lazy, when hes just tired of trying, since everything is going to reset anyway

He calls himself lazy because he doesn't want people to worry about him, he prefers to hide in this "mask" of comic relief than opening up

Key thing about him is - he aways care about his family and friends and is aways open to help them, but GOD FORBID him to open up about his feelings, he hates it. You have to be VERY close to him for him to open up and stop lying about himself to you

Sexuality: Demiromantic and Pansexual, Sans don't know much about sexuality stuff, he doesn't even know what demiromantic is even if hes one lol, one of the reasons he identifies himself as pansexual is bc he can call himself a PUNsexual

Job: He owns a foodtruck and he sells burgers, fries, onionrings, hotdogs, hotcats, nice cream, and other junk food stuff. You can find him by amusement parks and shopping streets if you are hungry

Hobbies: word search, video games (pokemon style, rhythm games, sandbox, super specific simulators), study astronomy and quantum sciences

Likes: condiments in general (mainly ketchup), junk food, sleep sunbathing, sleeping, naping, catching zs, hanging out with Paps and Alphys, joking around at Grillbys, making snowmans with Frisk, baking with Toriel, watching anime with Alphys, Paps cooking, game/movie nights with his friends, making people happy and smile in general, dogs

Dislikes: wear formal clothes, no reaction to his puns, when others worry about him, opening up, lies, promises, being used, being useless, closed-minded people, washing his jacket, be interrupted, the past...

Contacts: what he thinks of the others

Family: Papyrus, Willow, Axel, Blue, Stretch, Red, Edge, Black, Mutt, Nox, Cash

Best Friends: Toriel, Alphys, Frisk, Papyrus, Stretch

Friends: Undyne, Asgore, Grillby, Napstablook, Blue, Cash, Mutt, Red, Edge

Neutral: Mettaton, Mad Mew Mew, Nox, Black, Dream, Ink

Avoids: Muffet, Horror, Killer, Dust

Dislikes: Nightmare, Error, Horror, Killer, Dust

Don't know/knew: Chara, Gaster, Burgerpants

Side note: Axel and Horror are the same person from different timelines, Horror is Axel if he had agreed to be part of Nightmare's gang

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

TW: sewer slide

The Undertale and Security Breach Shows. 

Monsters surface to find there are now living robotic furries everywhere. 

Frisk goes to the Pizzaplex and somehow make friends with Bloodmoon. Chara provides snarky commentary and roasts the absolute fuck out of Eclipse, but only Frisk and maybe Golden Freddy can hear what they’re saying. Golden Freddy has no idea how this small child gained control of time with zero magical training (he canonically avoids fucking with soul magic).

Papyrus and Lunar become fantastic friends. Sans and Monty trade scams, but Sans is also secretly judging him for the atrocities entire time. 

MTT and Fazbear brand rivalry. Burgerpants quits his MTT job and gets a job at the Pizzaplex. It’s very somehow an improvement.

Undyne and Bloodmoon somehow become best friends over violence, and she also ends up a Pizzaplex security guard. 

Alphys and Moon also become science friends and share magic-science research. Moon has so much fun with the blueprints for Alphys’s box bed. Especially after the Foxy incident. He modifies it so his bed turns into a nice pointy star shape, and puts the Computer in control of that, so nobody can use his bed without his or the Computers’ permission.

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The Frisk and Bloodmoon Show! Every game they play is basically that bagel meme.

Frisk and Bloodmoon play Security Breach. Frisk manages to pull the Fazerblast glitch that lets them skip straight to the Disassemble Vanny Ending, after somehow glitching their way to the Princess Quest games while exploring. Thus they manage to cheat their way to a Pacifist Ending on the third video.

They actually SAVEd right before recording, and learned how to glitch their way to the Princess Quest Ending through trial and error. But nobody except Flowey, Chara, and Golden Freddy need to know that they cheated hard to get to a good ending without hurting anyone.

Bloodmoon is enraged and destroy their computer over this. They wanted to see some carnage. They aren’t satisfied until Frisk lets them use their account to finish the game themselves. They very intentionally get the Disassemble Vanny Ending, the proper way, and are disappointed that Vanny’s death wasn’t graphic enough.

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Papyrus sees Frisk getting popular from their channel, and The Papyrus and Lunar Show is born. Lunar cries during their first scary game and Papyrus just abandons the computer mid-recording to break into the Daycare and comfort him. Unlike… some people,  Papyrus never forces Lunar to play a scary game again. He does all the playing for the scary games, unless Lunar volunteers on his own

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This inevitable causes Undyne to start The Undyne and Alphys Show because everything is a competition to her. Undyne tries to brute force everything and Alphys nervously tries to play things smart.

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Mettaton, after seeing Alphys start a channel, and realizing that Freddy and Glamrock Freddy, two of the biggest faces of his rival company, also have channels, he starts The Napstablook and Mettaton Show. Yes, Blooky’s name goes first. His favorite cousin deserves some of the spotlight. Blooky ends up being the more popular one on the channel.

Blooky somehow ends up as Glitchtrap’s henchman and Glamrock Bonnie’s coworker through chance and sheer lack of confidence. Wrong place, wrong time, and Glitchtrap, being Glitchtrap, just started telling them to do stuff and Blooky, with their utter lack of self-esteem, just went along with it. Next thing they knows, they’re signing a contract to be Glitchtrap’s henchman. Mettaton is disappointed that his favorite cousin somehow accidentally ended up being some weirdo’s evil minion.

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Sans keeps setting up illegal hotcat stands in the Plex. Nobody knows how.

The Sans and Montgomery Gator Show also becomes a thing. Monty used Papyrus to bully his fellow scam artist into it. They do a “sponsored message” to Play Gator Golf and Buy Hotcats at the beginning and end of every episode. People usually skip over those parts. Sans also promotes Grillby’s sometimes, just because. Asks people to “tell him sans the skeleton sent you” and asks them to “donate to help pay off my tab there”

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Jerry and Trashcan become best friends. And get murdered by Bloodmoon together. Frisk and Undyne witness that, but choose to look the other way. Until it turns out Jerry somehow caught Trashcan’s immortality. Then they choose to walk the other way.

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The Annoying Dog and Golden Freddy are old friends. 

They aren’t with eachother anymore, but Asgore and Toriel both individually end up with Golden Freddy in a polycule, and decide to go to group therapy to settle their issues from the Underground so this doesn’t become toxic, and they end up friends again. And sharing a husband.

The wedding is crowded. Frisk ends up staying with Freddy, Shadow Freddy, Funtime Freddy, Mr. Pepper, and Toy Chica during the honeymoon. To get to know one of their new step-brothers and their new sister-in-law. Also so Freddy and Toy Chica can get in some parenting practice. Then Frisk moves in with Circus Baby, Glamrock Freddy, and Monty for a bit. To get to know their other new step-brother.

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Flowey somehow ends up on Team Killcode. He wants to be here about as much as Eclipse does. Eclipse and Flowey bond over how much they hate being here and working for Killcode and that they’re both horrible accidents that weren’t supposed to be sentient and how they’d rather be becoming god for their own selfish fucked up reasons instead of being here or getting therapy.

The Eclipse and Flowey Show eventually happens. They’re using their channel to make money so they can hopefully buy their own secret evil lair without KC finding out. They are 100% prepared to stab eachother in the back if need be, and are absolutely already planning out how they’re gonna betray eachother once they get the Star. The channel is 90% snark.

Eclipse and Flowey are about as close to best friends as a person can get when they can’t feel feelings (or repress most of their feelings to the point they might as well not have any) and are very pro backstabbing. Flowey also picks up some mechanical engineering skills from regular Eclipse (based on a Flowey from a different crossover AU I have).

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Frisk had to repeat the same day about 30 times to save Bloodmoons’ ass. It was a school day, so they had a very limited timeframe to work with. Eventually they ended up faking theirs and Bloodmoons’ deaths, and then bribing Sans to encrypt their channel so the other Shows couldn’t see any new videos.

Sans’s help was actually vital, because Sun just hunts Bloody down if he misses the first shot. Frisk needs to tackle Bloodmoon out of the way and have Sans shortcut in, grab all three of them, and shortcut out before Sun’s vision returns from the lightshow.

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The Never Separated Dimension is also the Horrortale dimension. 

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Good Eclipse’s dimension is a King Papyrus Neutral Route dimension. 

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The dimension where Moon Never Existed is a No Mercy Run dimension where Frisk is running around the Surface with 20 LOVE, a burning hatred for everything and everyone, and so much murderous intent. 

They have no friends besides maybe Chara, but would’ve been besties with Bloodmoon if they could exist in that dimension. Completely feral, do not approach, thank fuck the Star can’t be made when Moon Never Existed because they would destroy their whole universe if they could. 

Golden Freddy eventually has to dive into Soul Magic and seal the little menace away.

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The Lord Monty dimension gets to be Outertale. Frisk and the gang are all long dead in this one. Except Blooky and Metatron, they’re still alive and going strong. They sometimes do shows with Roxy and Chica.

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Monsters are extinct in Lord Eclipse’s dimension, because he absorbed all the magic. His coddling of the human race has left their Determination much lower than before he Reset the universe. Frisk and Flowey, who’s actually Asriel now, survived thanks to their Determination.

 Chara disappeared when Lord Eclipse Reset and absorbed all the magic. Without magic, a SOUL, or a corpse/grave, they had nothing to keep their spirit around, and they vanished. It’s just been Frisk and Asriel Dreemurr against Lord Eclipse’s World for a long time.

Lord Eclipse does not have or know about RESET or SAVE. His Reset using the Newton Star had an unintentional side effect of disabling all of that. Frisk and Flowey panicked at first, when they realized that the SAVE files were completely gone, and that neither of them could RESET anymore. And their Inventories, Frisk was very upset when they realized their Inventory was gone and everything in it was completely inaccessible.

Frisk and Flowey used to be in Monty’s rebellion, before Lord Eclipse took that down. Monty took care of Frisk for a bit, during the rebellion. They were just a kid, but they were also a damn good fighter, so naturally the pro-child-labor guy got to be their guardian. 

Monty even helped transfer Frisk’s SOUL into a nanomachine body as their 20th birthday present, because Monty didn’t want them dropping dead, as humans tend to do. It was only a few years after that that Lord Eclipse finally bored of the rebellion and killed almost every animatronic. And Monty wiped his memories of Frisk and Flowey so Lord Eclipse couldn’t hack him and find out their plan or secrets, the same way he found out where the Star was, to protect them. Thus, at the ripe age of 25, Frisk lost their friends and family to Lord Eclipse again, leaving them with only Asriel.

Nanomachine Frisk gave themself little reminders of what they lost. A red scarf. A blue jacket. Pink boots. Yellow fangs and a ponytail. A dinosaur tail. A locket and pink cheeks. White fluffy ears, red eyes, little white horns, a purple cloak. Purple gloves and spiked wristbands. Just, little pieces of everyone they lost because of Lord Eclipse.

Nanomachine Frisk also has glasses, because I headcanon (and project) that Frisk’s vision is absolute dogshit but they thought they were normal and that that’s just how things are supposed to look. And Monsters don’t know how Human vision is supposed to be. So they generally don’t pick up on the fact that they need glasses until they’re older and someone outside the Monster friend-group tells them.

They also have some serious cracking on their face. They’ve lost some nanomachines over the century, and that’s how they choose to distribute their remaining ones.

Asriel has guns that Monty made, and some mechanical skills he picked up from Vanny, Monty, and Glamrock Freddy, because of the previously mentioned AU that happens to be why I had normal Flowey pick up some engineering skills.

Frisk and Asriel have spent the century working towards finding and collecting SOULs as powerful as the ones from before Lord Eclipse’s Reset. To make Asriel a reality-bending god, powerful enough to challenge Lord Eclipse. Moon and Lunar actually find them in the middle of collecting the 6th. 

Without any living parents, as a Boss Monster, Asriel can’t age normally in Lord Eclipse’s dimension. He instead gets a growth spurt of about 3 years worth of aging every time he absorbs a SOUL. Excluding the first one, which just turned him back into Asriel. Conveniently, they had been out getting that first SOUL when Lord Eclipse took down the rebellion.

Ironically, all the SOULs have been children so far, just like in the Underground. So Moon and Lunar just walk in on a 20-something version of their favorite pacifist (or at least everyone believes their Frisk is a pacifist) stabbing a kid to death while a goat Monster they’ve never seen before grabs at the kid’s SOUL.

Frisk has secretly been planning on being the final SOUL since they murdered that first other kid. Every SOUL reinforces their choice. Not out of some sense of guilt or duty, but because it’s taken a whole century just to get 6. Why waste another 15-20 years hunting for #7, when Asriel can just use Frisk’s extremely powerful Determination SOUL and get this over with now?

They reveal this at the jump point, right after Lunar snaps at Lord Eclipse. They just pull out their SOUL, shove it in Asriel’s hands, and rush Lord Eclipse with a knife. Nobody expected this. The last thing Moon and Lunar see as they leave the dimension is Hyperdeath Asriel facing down Lord Eclipse while a Witherstorm announces its prescence.

Fortunately, it’s canon that Chara and Asriel were sharing Asriel’s body when he absorbed their SOUL, so it’s still Frisk and Asriel against Lord Eclipse’s World when Moon and Lunar go home. Not that the Daycare Attendants were aware of this tidbit, or of who Asriel is. They didn’t even know about the whole Monsters can absorb Human SOULs thing before Nanomachine Frisk told them, because Monsters know better than to just tell people about the thing that got them locked Underground in the first place. 

The point here is that Lunar needs so much more therapy after that adventure in this AU. Was yelling at Eclipse cathartic? Yes. Was learning that Monsters can kill people and absorb their SOULs to become insanely powerful horrible? Also yes. Was realizing that he was a literal a coin flip away from his best friend suffering eternal torment and his other best friend dying before they could even meet horrifying? Very much so. Was watching an older and more jaded version of close friend murder a kid in cold blood, and then be literally vaporized by his ex-brother right before leaving that world to be devoured by an eldritch horror extremely traumatic? Hell fucking yes it was.

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Hyperdeath Asriel: You know, Eclipse, I used to be a prince once. A long, long time ago. Way before Sun and Moon were even a concept in someone’s head. It’s funny, really. I thought I stopped caring about them. About anything, really. Then you stole everything from me, and it turns out that yeah. Even without a SOUL or feelings, I still cared a lot. But you know what? That’s where you fucked up. We lost everything. I have nothing to lose now. And there’s everything to gain from defeating you. I’m filled with DETERMINATION

After the monologue there’s fucking boss battle music and his name just appears in front of him. Turns out that having enough DETERMINATION to become a god also lets you start generating magic again, even though the other god altered reality so nobody else could use magic.

Imagine being caught up in a three-way boss battle free for all between immortal gods capable of destroying reality, but one of them is so hopped up on raw overwhelming spite he there’s nothing that can keep him down.

Hyperdeath Asriel: *gets vaporized by an inconvenient crossfire from Lord Eclipse and the Witherstorm*

Nanomachine Frisk’s SOUL: BUT IT REFUSED *forcibly revives Asriel and all the other SOULs*

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In an alternate series of events, where Moon accidentally takes Nanomachine Frisk and Six SOUL Asriel home with him, and has to explain why there’s a bitter pragmatic adult robot version of the Monster Ambassador in their ballpit. And then he has to explain it to Toriel. And then he has to explain where he got the fucking dead Monster Prince from. He didn’t even know Asriel was the Prince.

Nanomachine Frisk is pissed. They were so damn close. Azzy just needed their SOUL, and he’d have been all set to take the world back from Lord Eclipse. What was the point if it all gets destroyed by that Witherstorm? Why did they commit all those murders if it’s not to fix things? Why did dad Monty forget them if they failed anyways? What was the point of any of this, if it they couldn’t SAVE a single persom?

Also, Nanomachine Frisk can and will slip up and call Monty dad sometimes. Mom too, every once in awhile. Ruined Monty raised them for 13 years (headcanon Frisk as 12 in Undertale). Of course they saw him as a parent.

They also very much join Sun on the Let’s Kill Eclipse journey. They hate Eclipse so damn much. As long as he’s alive there’s a chance that he gets the Star and Resets the world. They already had a conspiracy board at the ready when Sun snaps. 🦇

I understood maybe half of this give or take but it is very much enjoyable, especially the mental image of the crossover shows. I was outright cackling at the idea of Eclipse and Flower (who I'm pretty sure is a sentient flower?) starting a show together.

[hotcat37]

I wanna do this too hihi

tagged by @resident-milf wheeee thanku for tagging me!!

Ok, so rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

tagging @ceriasstuff , @savoiry , @krokies , @funzige-gedachten and @jaarijani xoxo

[a-snowpoff]

*don't you know how to greet a new pal?

I've shared some pictures before but did you know my eyes animate and I have sound effects that I trigger with my gloves? It is so funny when someone walks by me at conferences and either hums Megalovania or they imitate Sans' in-game voice audio and then BAM! Before they can walk away I play the matching audio clip! It certainly delights people and has made over-engineering this cosplay 100% worth it! But dangit brain! Stop tempting me to push it further! The temptation to make a headband with stacked hotcats on a headband that I could offer people to wear if they take a pic with me in costume heh... or printing out business cards in the style of Sans text box with skeleton-related puns... THE IDEAS!!!! THE IDEAS!!!!!!!

[viridiave]

Madness of Manuscripts

Or, the Octopath Traveler stageplay produced by King Khalim

Some minor spoilers for Post-game are in this soooo

> Nobody likes going back to Everhold, but the Travelers' weakness in the face of King Khalim's enthusiasm is great. So off to Everhold they go to find an actual good playwright that won't remind Primrose of that fuck Simeon. (Team OOPA? Like Oompa Loompa?)

> As it turns out they did manage to find a person, and he's more than happy to tag along and get kidnapped by Ophilia. This ends up with a trip in which Alfyn describes- in great detail-- their whole journey on the way back to Marsalim.

> Turns out H'aanit was doing the exact same thing back in Marsalim, at that banquet that King Khalim promised he'd hold for her. Z'aanta is very amused and more than a little proud. (Team HotCat I guess they have Linde with them)

> So the other half of the gang managed to get back to Marsalim, and immediately King Khalim proposes that they hold a play about their 8 great tales. Primrose's stage play-related PTSD did not hinder her other hidden talent for criticizing whatsoever.

> In the end they couldn't say no. Except for Therion, who smartly proposed that their names be changed for the final cut because what are you all doing, are you all trying to shoot your privacy in the foot? You idiots-

> Everyone went their own separate ways after this. Many hugs were shared and many tears were shed. Yes, even from Therion.

> (it's to no one's surprise that he ends up tagging along with Alfyn when the apothecary decided to continue traveling around after a stopover in Clearbrook.)

> Months later King Khalim rushes out of his room with an obnoxious 'EUREKA' and wants to deliver his manuscripts to Everhold to invite some of their experts for assistance.

> Gods bless his messenger, because they have no idea where Everhold is, and somehow stumbled their way into Bolderfall. In the complete opposite direction.

> Shenanigans would lead them to Ravus Manor, where the Lady Ravus is extremely curious about the manuscripts the messenger is carrying.

> Of course the messenger also has absolutely no ability to read a room, and because it wasn't like King Khalim told them anything about this being a private thing (except for the ending. He's extremely protective of his totally cool ending), they spill everything.

> And because Heathcote isn't so much of a boomer that he'd waste an opportunity to let Cordelia do something fun for once, he slips one of her fanfictions inside the messenger's satchels. He's confident enough that the planets would align to make his plan work as long as the messenger actually learns how to read that map once he'd pointed them to the direction of Everhold.

> They do actually learn how to read that map. Inefficiently. This is how they end up on the road to Atlasdam from the Frostlands instead of going back the way they came.

> This messenger is competent, they promise- they have very specific things that they're good at. Turns out holding onto their belongings is not one of those things, and this is how they end up losing the manuscripts. Luckily for them, Princess Mary and Therese were taking a stroll where they lost it.

> Unluckily for them, Princess Mary decides she wants to be in on this stage play about her former professor and his ragtag bunch of fellow misfits. Therese proves herself to be a fantastic enabler.

> So after pointing the messenger to the actual correct direction to Everhold, Princess Mary sends a messenger of her own to Marsalim detailing her and her cousin's unquenchable urge to be part of the writing and direction team. It's written like a declaration of war, as Gloria finds when she checks the mail.

> The messenger thankfully actually does manage to make it to Everhold, and on the way back they meet Kit, who's more than happy to accompany them back to Marsalim ("The Impresario has been sending me letters!" I hope they're doing well,").

> Once they do both make it back King Khalim practically tackles the messenger in excitement, holding up the letter Princess Mary sent them. The poor messenger gets tackled again a few days later when King Khalim finds Cordelia Ravus's fanfiction mixed up with the original manuscript, begging them to get the Lady Ravus to Marsalim.

> The messenger low-key feels like they fucked up. Kit is thankfully a very comforting guy, so the next trip to Bolderfall goes by MUCH faster.

> Through Heathcote's (gentle) pestering and the messenger's shameless begging, Cordelia Ravus is convinced to join the writing crew.

> Yes Heathcote has already sent word of this to Noa Wyndham. She's already booking her own trips to Marsalim for VIP seats and begging to be part of the costume design.

> Meeting up in Marsalim was awkward when King Khalim is backed up by the very enthusiastic efforts of 4 young women. No one is the least bit put off by this surprisingly- probably because they all become very good friends with his daughter.

> Kit and the group of travelling actors are the stars of this show. Kit wants very badly to argue against his casting for the role of 'Ophilia', and this is only rectified by a visit from H'aanit telling them that Kit is as big a part of the story as the other Travelers were. Kit has since then opted not to play as himself and begrudgingly accepted the role for 'Ophilia'.

> He's surprisingly very good at it.

> A few months pass and the Travelers are invited to Marsalim to see the stage play- and a very haggard H'aanit and Primrose, who were involved in the production to some extent. Therion has a bad feeling about this.

> And the first thing they see on stage is Kit. Playing a female cleric. Very effectively.

> Ophilia is trying extremely hard not to be rude and laugh out loud at the absurdity.

[starlightshore]

How does Monster Food Work? a quick ut theory/analysis

Actually screw it here’s a quick analysis, no pictures because i wrote this quick.

*EDIT went back, there's pics and spelling errors are fixed. Note this was written at 3am or something originally lol.

I believe that monster food is magic that’s mixed with plants grown from the ground. The plant material is then shaped into different foods. A simple example: there is no meat productions underground except for the snail farm. We do, however, have examples of food that aren’t meat/dairy when you expect it to be otherwise.

Granted, this isn’t accessible by normal means, so how canonical it is debatable. (Like, entry #17 is commonly seen as canon so...?) There are barely any bugs underground.

I'm catching bugs. But the underground doesn't have many... -room 123.

That’s so odd to think about actually! Without bugs you can’t really have working ecosystem! Considering the wording concerning the barrier is:

“* Anything can enter through the seal, but only beings with a  powerful SOUL can leave.“

If anything can come in, we can expect fallen animals, seeds, wind ect. But how open is the barrier to life on the surface really?

“ALPHYS updated status. * WAIT THERE'S NO WEATHER DOWN  HERE WHY DID SHE CALL ME”

Now this could just be about Hotland specifically, however one can get the sense that weather wouldn’t be a factor to the rest of the underground either as their name sake and areas seem so little changes to them. It rains in waterfall, it snows in Snowdin. This lack of seasons would greatly impact ecosystems.

Here is a quick reminder on how monster food works, as spoken by Big Mouth at Grillby’s:

“* Isn't human food different  from monster food?* It does things like "spoil."* And when you eat it, it  passes all the way through  your whole body.”

“* To a human, monster food  would be very interesting.* As soon as you eat it, it  converts perfectly into  energy. “

it seems to me that Monster food is similar to Monster magic. Both are magical in nature -monster food doesn’t spoil, and attacks are magic itself. We shouldn’t expect monster food to be the same as human food from the start, we can’t make assumptions.

Let’s connect their food to their bodies: What are monsters and what are their magic?

We know Boss Monsters shed: ”* There is some white fur stuck in the drain. “ and we do see both Papyrus’ and Undyne’s attacks are left over as physical objects.  “* (It's a box of bones.) “

Though not exclusively so!

So magic itself CAN be created as a physical material but it can also dissipate. I’d imagine this fluidity functions similarly to the monster’s themselves! Monsters are beings that are more in-tuned to their souls purely because they don’t have water/carbon based physical bodies like humans. They are made of dust, magic and their souls.

Having their attacks/magic literally being the same material just makes sense! Why would they need meat? Those are bodies of actual animals, which monsters are not. We do see plants being made into monster food on two occasions and only once with meat.

Looking at the artbook we were originally going to get a glimpse at their farm production. (I have a digital copy, and searching in it takes Forever so i couldn’t find the text that talks about it??? i’ll edit this point later when I can find it)

It seems the “meat” we do see in game (aside from the Snails) are shown to surprisingly be plants. Golden flowers are made into tea, but that’s hardly unusual.The first notable example for this sort of monster food is that Sans’ hotcats are actually water-sausages! It’s implied through the phone call that Sans just yoinks them right out of waterfall to use for his hotdog/hotcats.

* "Hot Dog...?" Heals 20 HP * The "meat" is made of something  called a "water sausage."

The second example is one that we don’t get to eat, but we do see it’s production!

This is Alphys’ icecream machine. She lied to Undyne that the tall grass we see in Waterfall was an endangered species so that Undyne would ensure people didn’t tamper with the grass. This was simply because Alphys wanted the grass to produce icecream with.

I told you that seaweed was like... scientifically important...

Really, I just... I just use it to make ice cream!

This is the only time we really see monster food being made- it takes a green slush and converts it into pink ice cream.

Now, let’s get back to the snails. I bet you’re dying to talk about the snails.

Snails are an oddity because they seem to have a monster-like consciousness and are taken by Asriel’s light when absorbing the monster souls.

* there was a flash of light  outside my window* i saw the snails on the farm  disappear 

It’s not like Asriel was just taking everything -no, he was taking monster souls. And they race and have emotions, there’s snails that look visually unlike natural snails.

* but the snail looks  discouraged...* her best wasn't good  enough... 

Napstablook also refers to your racing snail as a “Her,” which also implies more sentience/person-hood. (Though, I’d argue “it” is such a common pronoun underground that if it wouldn’t be evidence for it non-person-hood per-say, but this is specifically “she/her” for a snail.)

Some even speak!

* I've been long overdue for  a second house...

So the snails........ are monsters. That’s... unsettling.

Let’s give Toriel and Asgore the benefit of the doubt that some of these snails are actually real surface snails. I don’t want to imagine some monsters are deemed as food compared to others. In fact, the snails Toriel describes in her “snail facts” directly contradicts the above snail’s autonomy.

* Talk. Really. Slowly? * Just kidding, snails  don't talk. 

So yes, Toriel doesn’t eat monster-snails. Is this confusing? Yes! Thank you toby.

Snails are the only confirmed-to-be-meat we see in the game. And alongside that, Toriel and Asgore are the only customers to the Blooky Snail Farm. (It’s safe to assume Toriel grows her own or gets them from somewhere else.)

* this place used to get a lot of business...* but our main customer  disappeared one day...* now it's just some hairy guy that shows up once  a month...

I think it’s an important detail that the only consumer of animal-meat we know of are boss monsters, who are notorious for being an exception to monsterkind. I’d argue that boss monsters might be more human like than normal monsters, as in they also have some physical matter to them. As stated before, monsters are made of dust and magic.Their souls don’t persist after death, while Boss monsters do for a brief moment.

Obviously they’re not the same level as humans, but it is worthy to note they’re extraordinary! Toriel also oddly enough, takes longer to die and bleeds black.

Which. is very odd. sans could have ketchup or blood also, but it’s hard to know without more info. (I mean hey, looking at you darkner-sans theoriests lol) Deltarune further confirms that monsters don’t bleed (at least in Hometown) which makes sense when monsters are just dust.

Is this because Toriel has more physical matter to her? Is that why her soul is stronger -being more physically separated from her magical/partly physical body. Humans are strong because their souls are disconnected from their bodies, so what makes boss monsters different?

I propose that it’s either from being a boss monster or from having snails in her diet that gives her this distance and therefore power in comparison to other monsters. (Or rather, the reason she likes snails in her diet is because of her boss monster nature, as she’d need the meat for it’s heavier matter content and proteins)

I don’t think it’s a coincidence the only real meat we see is famously eaten by boss monsters and the three monster foods we know how are made are through plants, and we can see the icecream looks vastly different from the sea-weed its made of.

Here’s an additional thought. maybe the use of using magical bullets releases some of the physical material consumed by eating monster food. Having a good balance of monster food (and it’s material within) and using one’s magic attacks keeps a mounter strong and healthy. So I imagine monsters need both healthy emotions and a consistent diet of magic to live!

so. tldr; monster food is plant based. this makes up the physical “dust” that makes up their fragile physical forms. Toriel and Asgore eat snails which are the only known-for-sure animal product in the game, and it’s because of that they’re more physical.

[bigoltrashpile]

Ok, hear me out. Sans makes hotdogs and hotcats, so Blue/Lucky would make tacocats and tacodogs. (Like that Exploding Kittens game)

:O That's genius dude!!! I love that so much, it's genius!!!!

[hotcat37]

King evolved!! 🐈

[nighttimepixels]

I just read through your Red HCs (you've persuaded me v v successfully), and I'm just that much more curious! Which house are you, and the rest of the boys? I'm a slytherin myself, so I wonder who I'd have to share a dorm with.

Persuasion success! (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧ And ahhhh the headcanon button, it’s been pressed in me, I’m all too happy to dish a little more :) Personally, I’m a Hufflepuff! I’ve always considered myself one, tbh, which is probably why I’ve done a lot of analysis on more ‘accurate’ characterizing for the houses for a long time. Also, I heckin’ love Slytherin-Hufflepuff friendships and the hilarity that absolutely ensues, so high five there~!

As for the other guys, here’s the list:

UT Sans: Slytherin

His form of leadership isn’t the obvious kind; he’s the group-project leader who while cracking jokes subtly steers everyone away from disaster, and manages to get the slacker to pull his own weight. He may look and act like a slacker himself, but underneath it all - ambition of all kinds is still ambition. Sans is a guy who can do whatever he sets his mind to; in the past, he worked as a scientist, later, he got himself and his brother their house in Snowdin, then found a way to keep them stable while Papyrus chases his dreams. He’s cunning as hell, more resourceful than most realize (hotcat, anyone?), and it literally takes murder for him to break a promise made to a loyal friend.

UT Pap: Ravenclaw

Pap is one of the wittiest characters in-game (everyone forgets his wordplay game, somehow), not to mention his dedication to his craft - puzzles - and his dedication to learning anything that will help him be a great Guard are key hints here. He’s extremely into coming at things with creative solutions, and you’re in for one hell of a shock if you don’t expect this Tall Friend to run laps around anyone literally with his clever insight and knowledge-hungry approach to life.

UF Sans: Hufflepuff

See this post for the full details ;) but to copy my summary: He’s a big toasted marshmallow, not looking to show off guts or to gain glory or ultimate knowledge, but to have a good time with good company, and’ll occasionally make sure the little guy isn’t being taken advantage of if anyone makes that mistake around him.

UF Pap: Gryffindor

Tall Dark and Spiky is the bravest, most daring, and secretly absurdly chivalrous skeleton you’ve ever met. He takes action on honed instinct, and each day around him is an adventure of some kind - he gets a rush from breaking into the unknown, is resolutely and brashly himself without shame, and no matter how many people he rubs the wrong way, no one can deny the guy’s got the courage worthy of a whole pride of lions.

US Sans: Gryffindor

Blue’s one of the few that can put Edge’s courage to test, let’s be real - just in the sense of comparison. He’s a charmer, bold, and will always tell people what he thinks - and won’t hesitate to step in the line of danger to do the right thing as he sees it. He’s smarter than he looks, but craves adventure and exploration - even when he’s studying/learning, you’ll half the time find him out on the rooftop, soaking in the sun, or chasing after adventure under the guise, or perhaps motto, of applied learning. Nothing holds this skeleton back.

US Pap: Hufflepuff

Not unlike Red, Stretch isn’t going through life for guts or glory; above all else, he wants to share good times with good friends. He’s a smart one, too, and while he’s laid back and easy going nearly to a fault on a lot of things, the things he’s interested in or the people he cares about will receive the full force of how hard he can work - and man, if you’re able to witness it, it kind of blows you away. He’s dedicated to the core when he’s got his soul set, and too… isn’t above a bit of mischief to level the playing field.

SF Sans: Slytherin

Now, this isn’t because Black is some sort of ‘ultra evil’ - not in the slightest. No, see, Black is perhaps the most cunning, most resourceful skeletons out there- with the scientific inclination of a Sans and the energy and dedication to his pursuits of a Papyrus, he readily and capably takes charge of many relevant endeavors. He’s proud because he knows he’s good - but he’s also willing to get better. He wants to be the best in what he does, plain and simple; but he’s also fiercely loyal, and if you manage to get close enough to earn his, then you’ve got an ally who’s ride or die. He’s always got a grasp on what’s going on, as intel is one of his strongsuits - frankly put, he’s the guy who knows the latest and knows how to get a job done. Any job. And if he doesn’t know, he’ll figure it out through and through. Black’s the true jack of all trades.

SF Pap: Gryffindor

While Russ may not always be ‘brave’ for what society views as the ‘right’ reasons, he’s bold. Certainly less outspoken than others, he has a better eye for observation, and knowing what’s on - and perhaps that’s why he’s always around when the best, most interesting and fun mischief is going down. He’s unapologetically himself, even if he doesn’t open up easy; he knows he won’t change, but he’s got a love of the rush of new and the feeling of being true to your instincts that has him fitting right in among the lions… especially with that sharp grin of his.

HT Sans: Hufflepuff

He’s nothing if not patient. Whether by necessity or nature, he’ll wait it out- and out, and out. Loyalty’s his brand, though for the longest time it was lost to anyone but his brother - with less reliable magic and a spotty memory, hard work - however slow - is something he’s used to. Frankly, in a surface scenario, he’s a sweetheart under all the dangerous jagged edges, if only he could be given a proper chance and enough stability to feel like this all isn’t going to end up a dream. In the end, a sunny afternoon catnap with a late lunch, maybe some chill music in the background and laidback jokes with a friend… that’s all he wants.

HT Pap: Ravenclaw

The tallest, biggest of all the sweethearts here is the type of Ravenclaw that’s in love with creativity and learning period. Sure, Underground - he also proved how deadly smart he could be even in a famine, how clever he truly was - but in a better place, he just loves trying new things. His favorites tend to involve puzzle-like thinking, any crafting/creative pursuit; and he may or may not be world-record-skilled at Rube Goldberg machines. In the end, though, he just has a clever, creative way at approaching everything in life, and a knack for challenging the assumed ‘best way’ of approaching anything. Whether for fun or in genuinely seeing a better/more interesting way of tackling an issue.

and I’ll copy/paste my previous post’s quick breakdown of how I breakdown the Houses for easier reference as to why I made these decisions ;)

(in italics = the main canonical descriptions from the books, and below those are my expansions based on better/accurate characterization & analysis.)

Gryffindor:

brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous

prioritizes: instinctive action, exploration of the unknown, the rush of doing something exciting/new, boldness, being true to yourself

what they aren’t: the only good guys, knights in shining armor, complete idiots that only rush in without thought, the only ones willing to Get It Done

Ravenclaw:

wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge

prioritizes: seeking new knowledge (of any preferred field); creative solutions (absolutely including MacGyver-ing); challenging the presumed standard/status quo whether boldly or quietly; their preferred topic over others

what they aren’t: super geniuses, jack-of-all-trades, the only ones holding the single brain cell the whole group shares, aloof holier-than-thou types

Hufflepuff:

valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play

prioritizes: bonds with those they’re close to; Good Food, Good Drink, Good Company, Good Times™; the journey over the destination;  a ‘fair shot’ (which may not look like ‘fair rules’ but could include questionable ‘levelling the playing field’ - a fair fight may include hair pulling or putting a brick in your purse…)

what they aren’t: the extras with nowhere else to go, total duffers/bland goody two-shoes, only here because they aren’t brave/smart/cunning, necessarily the nicest person you’ve ever met

Slytherin:

cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined

prioritizes: clever approaches to a problem, leadership & being goal-oriented (large or small),  speaking their mind (but holding their tongue if absolutely necessary), wit, cultivating personal interests,  doing what it takes to get the job done, keeping a promise made, being aware of the lay of the land (real or metaphorical)

what they aren’t: … going to do is put up with This BS (whatever it may be); Evil™; the only ones to ever make questionable choices; completely content to live in a dank evil cave???; smooth charmers to a T (they definitely have niches)

[undertale-imagine-that-the-2nd]

Skeleton Boys: Ideal Dates

lol plz enjoy my take on these nerds perf first dates. also these are from the point where they’re all now on the surface!

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Classic (UT!Sans)

You’d think he’d pick something where he wouldn’t have to leave his house because he’s lazy but really he’d like something where you both were outside. He loves the outside. Almost any season, though Fall and Spring are by far his favorites. He’d really love a picnic date. One where you both just lay back, maybe next to a pond and eat some tasty hotcats and toss some popcorn to the ducks while you talk about anything and everything~

Papy (UT!Papyrus)

Papy wants something cool for your first date! And nothing is cooler than roller-blading! So he decides to take you to the park so you can both skate around! And worry not! If you don’t know how to skate yet then he would be thrilled to teach you! And there’s nobody better to help you learn than Papy! And maybe after a few laps around the park you can both stop for some Nice Cream! His treat of course! <3

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Red (UF!Sans)

Red’s a simple fella and also wary of gold diggers (they were everywhere in the Underground) and so for your first date he’s gonna just take you to see a shitty movie. Probably some cheesy horror flick or a goofy sci-fi film. No concession food though cuz he’s not a billionaire ffs. If ya ask real nice he’ll help you sneak some compac snacks in. Oh and he’ll be giving you a running commentary of whatever you’re watching. If you have a good time and genuinely laugh at his lame jokes he’ll be wanting a second date for sure.

Pyrus (UF!Papyrus)

A fancy dinner date! Nowhere near as laid back as Red, Pyrus is planning a ritzy dinner for you both! But he loves to show off so of course he’ll be cooking the meal, and thank your lucky stars that he and Angler (UF!Undyne) have come so far cooking wise since getting to the surface. So your taste buds will be in for a real treat. Compliment him lots he craves compliments like fish crave water and take turns picking subjects to talk about and and he’ll definitely think of asking you out for a second date.

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Blue (US!Sans)

Blue is torn between wanting to keep it simple and classy or go nuts and have an adventure. In the end he decides there’s no better place for a first date than a carnival/fair! He’s so excited to go on all the different rides with you! If you giggle and tease him by asking��“even that one?” while pointing towards the Tunnel of Love then he’ll have a blue face for the next hour. He’ll totally change the subject, still blue, and lead you towards the games. Where he will proceed to win you one of everything. Even somehow from the games that are so obviously rigged?? You don’t question it. 

Slim (US!Papyrus)

He takes you to Ikea. ....Like seriously. It’s weird and definitely a first but you have fun?? For real, you have a blast trying out all the weird shit Ikea sells. You steal all the pillows and make a fort in the bed/bedding section. You even manage to make a sign that says “no dorks allowed” with some paper and a marker Slim just happened to have on him?? It’s great and you even play hide and seek! You always managed to find you so easily you think he totally cheated. But finding him was always so hard! He’d end up in the weirdest places. But eventually you both got kicked out. So all in all? Best first date ever.

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Black/Boss (SF!Sans)

Shopping date! But don’t get too excited. You’re just going with him while he spoils himself with a new wardrobe. Also he might want you to carry his bags. But on the bright side you get to sit and watch him do a little impromptu fashion show for you. He’ll try on all sorts of things and let you critique them with him. But here’s where the trouble might happen. Boss is a lot better at telling when people are lying than most give him credit for. So he demands your honesty. But he’ll also throw a fit if you say anything too negative about how he looks. Best route if he puts on anything is to make sure to insult the clothing. Not him. Say he’s wearing something that makes his bone structure look cartoony. Just say something like “the fabric it’s made of looks cheap. you deserve higher quality.” He’ll beam at you and toss the clothing away. Win/win.

Rus/Mutt (SF!Papyrus)

Honestly, he’ll just ask you what you want to do. He’s not terribly picky about what you both do so long as he gets to do it with you. Caution though. He’s uncomfortable in crowds but if you want to go somewhere crowded then he’ll go even if he’s sick with anxiety the whole time. He’s such a sweetie but he forgets he’s allowed to set up boundaries too. So make sure to keep his interests in mind while picking where you both go. Best place for a first date with Rus would be either the aquarium or the zoo (on days with no field trips). He likes looking at all the fish and critters. It really soothes his tired soul~

[lostmayorofhotcat]

•Hotcat’s progress journal• •entry: 1•

Not the first day of the town itself, but the first day I start working on it. I haven’t owned the game that long, only since February 12. I have a idea of what I want, which is a wild forest, where you actually have to look for “hidden” things (maybe like a small flower field or fairy circles). I’ll probably set small dirt pathways today, and start fundraising for the dream suite.

[choisgirls]

lol im ded but sorry for asking again but, Can you do a thing with the RFA members + Vanderwood and Saeran playing unertale (it would be funny if Saeran did the genocide and got scared at the end lol) (just a thought) -Senpai

A/N: Undertale isamazing and you my lovely little pain in my ass need to stop spending so muchtime playing it and do your homework ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (LOVE YOU MY BEAUTIFUL BRAT) ~Admin 404

((I dunno if y'all ever played it or not but yeah maybe somepossible spoilers for the game?? I tried to be mainly vague ;A; And I apologizeif you haven’t played and nothing makes sense ^^;;))

*YOOSUNG:

           -Game? Didyou say, game?

           -YES HEWANTS TO PLAY

           -Completepacifist route

           -“MC,the goat is like a mother to me now I can’T HURT HER”

           -Every timehe has to inflict damage on any of the characters, he CRIES

           -Yeahthere’s fighting in LOLOL but he’s so attached to these characters now, MC ;A;

           -PLEASE JUSTLEAVE HIM ALONE, LET HIS LIL CHARACTER RUN AROUND AND GO HOME

           -“Ihave to go on a date with this skeleton??? MC IT’S JUST A GAME I PROMISE I HAVENO FEELINGS FOR IT” you fucking dork

           -In allhonesty the talking flower has scared him from the start like how can thesPRITE BE SO DAMN CREEPY LOOKING, IT’S A F L O W E R

           -He plays itall in one go because come on, he’s a gamer, saving and returning is for wiMPS

*ZEN:

           -He doesn’tplay video games

           -He acceptsit as a perfectly good hobby, but he just doesn’t participate

           -But he sawyou playing one day and was instantly interested

           -“Thistaller skeleton acts just like you, Zen!” “HE DOES NOT”

           - NewsFlash: yes he does. Papyrus is Zen, confirmed

           -You makehim play a while and he has no idea what he’s doing, he’s just running back andforth

           -But WOW heloves the soundtrack??? There’s such good music on here MC WOW CAN WE BUY IT yesyou can ya big music nerd

           -Pretends heisn’t interested but is hanging over your shoulder, telling you how to do thepuzzles and ignores the looks you give him

           -He lovesgiving everyone voices though, so the dialogue is always super fun!!

           -“MCare you supposed to fight? HIT THE FIGHT BUTTON WHAT ARE YOU DOING” nOZEN I CAN’T HURT ANYONE

*JAEHEE:

           -Video game?No thanks

           -You have tobeg her to at least watch you play though

           -She triesreally hard to make you rest instead of play all night but makes coffee whenshe realizes she can’t

           -But she isreally impressed with your skill

           -You tellher that you’re playing on ‘hard mode’ and she’s just in awe?? Like you make itlook so easy?

           -That’sit?? That’s the whole game? It’s so short MC why bother

           -But whenshe sees you play it another day, she’s so confused??

           -After youexplain to her, she gets so wrapped up in the game

           -LOVESALPHYS AND UNDYNE LIKE LOOK MC THAT’S US

           -Cries atthe pacifist ending??? MC I didn’t expect the ending to be so SWEET and SAD andWHAT IS THIS GAME, MC

*JUMIN:

           -I like tothink he’s a closet nerd

           -Like he hasvideo games but NEVER lets people know

           -So hepretends to be uninterested in your new game but personally he’s really curious

           -“Ohno, MC, I couldn’t play your game…..okay if you insist”

           -But heRUINS your pacifist route you had going like what a jerk

           -“What?They approached me and tried harming me, I just took care of the problem”

           - STOPBEING LOGICAL ABOUT THE GAME, JUMIN

           -Now youhave to fight to get an alright ending because someone couldn’t be nice

           -The shortskeleton reminds him of Saeyoung and he just shakes his head every time he seeshim

           -“You acquireda 'hotcat’? A hotdog in the shape of a cat? Hhmm…” did the gameseriously give you an idea jumin wHY

*SAEYOUNG:

           - hissoulmate is the character Jerry. If you play the game, you know which one i’mtalking about

           -“MC Ipersonally identify as Sans the skeleton pls refer to me as such” saeyoung,no

           -He’s playedit before you even showed it to him

           -PLAYEDEVERY ROUTE THERE IS. True pacifist, genocide, anY ENDING YOU CAN THINK OF

           -He’stweaked the game files too, so he’s gotten the secret character as well

           -And woN’THELP YOU GET THEM

           -HE’S SUCH AJERK he pretends to ruin your perfect pacifist route by getting knocking anopponent’s HP down to one

           -He ruinedthe game for you, too. Told you the entire story and what happens at the endthen whined when you chased him throughout the house with a lamp

           - For thelongest time, he talks like the Tems and it dRIVES YOU CRAZY

           -But he doesdo the Mettaton leg thing and it’s like?? All is forgiven

*V:

           -He isn’tinto video games, really

           -Never turnsdown watching you though!

           -So when youshow him Undertale, he thinks it’s really cute!

           -You can’teven think about doing a genocide route around this lil baby because???

           -Truepacifist right here y'all mc dont hurt goat mum

           -Wow MC, theending credits to get the ending, how in the world did you AVOID ALL THOSENAMES, YOU’RE SO QUICK

           -Also thinksthe soundtrack is amazing

           -A lot ofthe softer songs are on his phone and he listens to them to relax

           -REALLYLOVES THE ENDING TO THE PACIFIST ROUTE, LOOK AT HOW BEAUITFUL AND SWEET IT ISMC

           -EVERYONE ISSO HAPPY IT’S BEAUTIFUL

*SAERAN:

           -Sure he’llsit down and play your game, if it’ll get you to stop bringing it up

           -GENOCIDEROUTE

           -Everysingle character, no one is spared

           - whatthe FUCK saeran theyre so sweet hOW

           -He doesn’teven bat an eye, he’s completely fine with it

           -Almostbroke the computer a few times when he had to fight Sans at the end because hekEEPS DYING

           -The DAMNJUMP SCARE AT THE END GOT HIM THOUGH

           -THE DAMNCHARACTER IS SO FUCKING CREEPY

           -HE LET OUTA LITTLE SCREECH AND THAT’S THE END OF YOUR COMPUTER

           -Saeyoungthought it was the funniest thing but didn’t look forward to fixing thecomputer

*VANDERWOOD:

           -Video gamesare stupid I don’t want to play them

           -No, why areyou playing them

           -You talkedthem into it though because they CAN’T SAY NO TO YOU and you KNOW IT

           -They endedup with a neutral route

           -They leftall the bosses alive and just fought the little ones that popped up

           -“They interruptedmy walking, they’re gonna pay”

           -Not thetype to play it all at once, only a little bit at a time

           -They getbored of it pretty easily if I’m honest. The puzzles are trivial and they’rejust too easy, they’re uninterested

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sans bio

this is subject to change at any time

full name: comic sans gaster

skeleton monster

primary font: comic sans

speaks in all lowercase

white soul

male

grade 8 (failed two years of school earlier on)

son of professor wing din gaster

twin brother of papyrus

7th year at uga

left handed

knows wingdings

almost always wears his hoodie over his uniform (regardless of temperature)

insomniac

joke nickname: “the man who speaks in comic sans”

plays the trombone

dislikes/phobias

nightmares

fighting

gaster

making papyrus jealous

magic class

magic self defense elective

rain

promises

himself

likes

hoodies

papyrus

chemistry, physics, general scientific and mathematical topics/classes

science fiction

puns and pranks

hotdogs/hotcats

ketchup

rpgs, strategy, and mobile clicker games (and a few exceptions)

D&D

cartoons and anime

reading

astronomy

the multiverse theory

time travel

irony