#im the new Jesus
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filmbroandy · 27 days ago
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The Terror // White Winter Hymnal
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lucabyte · 2 months ago
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
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papanowo · 2 years ago
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so im kinda into star trek now lol
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skydaemon · 7 months ago
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the appeal of star wars media is, primarily, having a protagonist who doesn't know fuck about shit
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im-smart-i-swear · 7 months ago
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"Pinepaw, I'm so happy to see you."
@barrenclan (sorry for being obnoxious. You posted the issue like 2hrs ago and i'm losing my marbles already. I hope youre happy with yourself)
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saturngalore · 1 year ago
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jesus please take away curseforge from simmers i beg
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m00ngbin · 2 months ago
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Onward! To ay(oym) chapter 4
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stefisdoingthings · 7 months ago
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if i seem cold, it's just because of the heart i lack
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dolokhoded · 1 year ago
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he came he served cunt and then he died. and then he served more cunt
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humans-are-tasty · 2 years ago
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songsaa · 8 months ago
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There’s a storage room full of Benny capsules incase he dies trust
Forgot to mention, thanks for a 100 (and 1) followers 😼‼️
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puppppppppy · 6 months ago
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my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining
some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe
reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.
if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.
the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)
lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since
isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)
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retrotrait · 9 months ago
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I was fucking around in CAS and made my new boyfriend
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notmygamertag · 2 months ago
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laswells-ashtray · 1 month ago
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Okay, kind of a weird ask BUT.. Ghost 141.
And I’m not talking abt how they are now, no, I mean like ACTUAL see-through dead people from different periods of time OR from the same time period.
I could imagine that Soap is from the Viking era(Makes sense?), Price is from the Victorian Era, Ghost is from the early Reconstruction days after WW1(I think), and Gaz is from the 70’s or 80’s!
How they meet is completely unknown, but now they stick together like glue and just roam around the Earth as it is.
Sometimes I feel like they’ll see things from their past that no one else can, and the others are confused because- what’s there? Like for example, John was walking the halls of some large abandoned mansion and all of a sudden he sees his lost(and long gone) lover Nik, damn near tearing the house apart trying to look for the criminal before coming to the realization of what he was doing and disappearing for a while.
Nobody knows what the hell that was about, but they most certainly know that it must’ve been serious if the man disappeared for a week straight.
When John finally reappears, the other three men don't know what to say. He looks worse for wear, his clothes are ruffled in a way that requires effort to achieve as a phantom, and his eyes are empty.
They had spent the week debating the identity of the Nik he'd be screaming for. Simon had assumed the person to be a domestic servant but they'd debated the use John had for one. John never had a family, he had been an anomaly of his time. No wife, no children and he wasn't particularly inclined to any career path. He'd stuck to whatever earned him the means to live but much about his life had been kept private and none of the three had felt to pry.
Gaz has other assumptions, might've been taboo in the 80s but it certainly wasn't unheard of. He's unsure about what would've happened if you were perhaps "caught" in Victorian times but he assumes it can't have been good.
But Gaz had spent enough time in queer spaces amongst his people to know one when he saw it. John had been trying to tear his way through them just to get a glance of the Nik he was yelling about and Gaz had heard him muttering to himself about a Nikolai on more than one occasion.
Sure, they'd all developed over the years of being stuck as spiritual presences but some things lingered. Occasionally Soap would slip into a damn near unintelligible rant about something that would leave them all confused. Although, he is just Scottish so that might be it. Simon still struggled to wrap his mind around modern-day laws, smacking around your kids could earn you a prison sentence. He'd get a distant look in his eyes before quickly switching topics whenever it was brought up. Gaz would be the first to admit that hearing about modern-day movies centred around queer stories would always sweep him off of his feet.
Even if he was more used to the openness after they'd taken to following around a CIA agent that John had found amusing. The woman was a powerhouse and finding out she had a wife floored them all but they'd taken to lingering around the couple's home for amusement.
But John had never been willing to elaborate on the Nik he so desperately sought. No one quite knew what to say to him when he came back after disappearing for a week, trying not to ostracize the man through sheer verbal accident.
It surprised no one that Soap had been the first to talk but even Gaz would've expected a more tacful greeting.
"John, you're back. Just in time, the lesbians got a new cat."
Silence falls over the four of them for a moment. Simon facepalms with enough force that Gaz worries for his nose. John looks utterly caught off guard and the way his nose scrunches is undeniably endearing.
"What- what colour is it this time?" He asks, voice utterly wrecked. He sounds as if he'd been gargling glass shards for fun.
"Grey. Looks like mold."
They all smile at the way the man's lip quirks, a faint hint of a smile shining through.
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aropride · 3 months ago
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i cannot even describe how sure i am that there will be another mcr concert someday . Like ive been known to falter in my mcr5truthing (in the same way as peter when he tried walking on water & jesus reached out a hand to save him) but truly genuinely from the bottom of my heart those bitches will be back i know they will be
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