#im the new Jesus
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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so im kinda into star trek now lol
#my art#star trek#star trek aos#james t kirk#jim kirk#spock#spirk#i just spent the past 20 minutes trying to figure out this new tagging system jesus christ#anyways#so im not hyperfixated on star wars anymore whoops#im gonna try and finish the last of my sw wips but after that#idk if im gonna be drawing anymore star wars sorry#hopefully i get back into it for tbb s3#but who knows
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the appeal of star wars media is, primarily, having a protagonist who doesn't know fuck about shit
#like yeah lightsabers cool space fun but at its core#star wars is about a bunch of hicks who don't know they're in star wars#rey star wars#finn star wars#din djarin#ezra bridger#luke skywalker#a new hope#star wars#the force awakens#the mandalorian#star wars rebels#(also lowkey this is kinda why the prequels suck. like yes anakin is technically this trope HOWEVER being essentially space jesus or wtever#makes him a bad protagonist for a star wars story. im sorryyyy if u like them but the prequels just don't have the vibe of star wars to me)
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"Pinepaw, I'm so happy to see you."
@barrenclan (sorry for being obnoxious. You posted the issue like 2hrs ago and i'm losing my marbles already. I hope youre happy with yourself)
#my art#patfw#patfw fanart#patfw spoilers#how are we feeling guys....... how are we feeling#that new issue. sure happened..#yaay family reunion........#he had it coming im so fucking happy hes finally dead jesus christ i NEEDED to see him bleeding out so bad#this comic has a way of instantously making all of my artblock mysteriously#disappear so i can redraw panels while kicking my feet and giggling. how does that work
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jesus please take away curseforge from simmers i beg
#the amount of posts i see almost every week telling ppl not to use it and yet i see still curseforge links for new cc#please take the wheel jesus!!!!!!#putting yourself over a whole population suffering an genocide is so wild i will never understand it#it has to be a better way to gain a profit or financial support im so serious#🪐 speaking
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Onward! To ay(oym) chapter 4
#:]]#AHHHHJAJSKKSRKMEKXKFJKSKFJFN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT#brand new chapter!!! of and you (or your memory)!!!#and jesus christ. oughhhg#SICK AND INSANE.#SOBS CRIES#im very excited. if you can tell#or even if you Cant#ay(oym) monday. but it was supposed to be sunday#for me i wanted to read it yesterday
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if i seem cold, it's just because of the heart i lack
#this is wolfwood pov btw#ive been listening to this song on repeat for like. a week#my ears hate me#but aughhghhh awkward terrible i love u#they also have a song named 'millions knives' which i love#and 'rem saverem'#i originally planned this to be an animation but idk how to animate#i tried something new w the style and arrangement and idk if i like it#bc genuinely idk what im doing i dont follow rules its just. if it looks good then its alr#i fucking hate them jesus christttttt#trigun#vashwood#my art#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun fanart#trigun maximum#trigun 98
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he came he served cunt and then he died. and then he served more cunt
#bible fandom#my new favorite tag#aside from jesus we have peter magdalene big james and john who has fainted#im not religious just insane.jpg#remember when i had an art tag
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#marshall d. teach#sir crocodile#koby one piece#laffitte#blackbeard pirates#one piece#my art#i just threw together random images nonsense post#when is teach going to be normalized#van augur#jesus burgess#doc q#young blackbeard#blackbeard x laffitte#teach x laffitte#ever since that recent chapter when he was talking to koby it was New expression unlocked moment#we saw how he looked as a kid but not much as an older teen/young adult#im brainrotting#also the og 5 bb pirates are a family with 3 sons. legit#marshall d. teach x laffitte
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There’s a storage room full of Benny capsules incase he dies trust
Forgot to mention, thanks for a 100 (and 1) followers 😼‼️
#art#fallout new vegas#fallout#fnv#animation#benny gecko#swank fnv#swank#imagining Benny riding a pretty pink bicycle while blowing bubbles and speaking in a high pitched tone to indicate child like wonder#if it isn’t obvious im watching Black Jesus 😿
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my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining
some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe
reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.
if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.
the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)
lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since
isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)
#sorry i havent been getting around to artfight attacks or art of anything lately bc my pen :) decided now would be the perfect#time to fucking bail on me :))) its gen 1 apple pen too so the fucker is discontinued hate and death on plsnet earth#like it TECHNICALLY works but only if i pair and re-pair it with the ipad until it senses it and that can be up to 38 tries#even then itll suddenly stop working if i take it off the ipad for more than 10 fucking seconds so i am not having a good time. this is the#second pen that this has happened to and i dont think its my ipad or software jesus christ. whatever. ill pretend not to care so it#fixes itself faster#ANYWAY COSMO!! YEAH. STARDEW IS STUPIDLY ADDICTING. i got it during the sale but im playing it on ios rn since i#dont have steam on my pc rn. i started a new save after the first one fizzled out and i think im doing way better this time yay#its a special kind of stress when u need to be in bed and its 1:50AM but the cat is in the fucking way#i wanna make more stuff with this guy i have a lot of stuff i wanna draw for him. i have a little backstory for him in mind#ill probably make a separate post to explain it but its a very long series of misunderstandings and ouran haruhi gender fuckery#my art#myart#my oc#oc#stardew farmer#sdv farmer#sdv#stardew valley#doodles#stardew
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I was fucking around in CAS and made my new boyfriend
#Im not ok#hes so hot#i said jesus take the wheel and he said bet#sims#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#new sim#Koa*
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#im sure this isnt news#to most of yall#if you been in fandom at all this week#but i thought of this meme format#and just had to share#lol arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane#jayvik#arcane memes#jayce talis#viktor arcane#viktor cult#viktor christ#jesus memes#jesus and judas#mercy overwatch#my posts#arcane s2#arcane season 2
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i cannot even describe how sure i am that there will be another mcr concert someday . Like ive been known to falter in my mcr5truthing (in the same way as peter when he tried walking on water & jesus reached out a hand to save him) but truly genuinely from the bottom of my heart those bitches will be back i know they will be
#text#my genuine stance on it is#while i do Think there will be another tour + new music (possibly not a full album! but id be shocked if there was never new music)#(THEY WORKSHOPPED A NEW SONG ONSTAGE. LEST YOU FORGET)#(im holding out for mcr5 and again- id be surprised if it didnt happen. but even one more song or an ep or something would check out)#i like. know in my Soul these bitches are NOT DONE#we WILL see them again#literally ye of little faith why do u doubt or whatever jesus said
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Stiles with the word "baby" tattooed on his shoulder
#i saw it on a male model on tumblr post yesterday and couldn't stop thinking about it#im gonna have to go through hundreds of posts to find it aren't i#but like stiles will get it after he and derek get together and derek calls him that all the time#should i put it in my new fic or no#jesus fuuuuuuuuuuck#derek kissing that tattoo all the time and smiling to himself#stiles stilinski#sterek#stiles x derek
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actually i'm still thinking about the moral orel finale.
he has a cross on his wall. do you know how much i think about that bc it's a lot.
a lot of stories ((auto)biographical or fictional) centering escape from abusive/fundamentalist christianity result in the lead characters leaving behind christianity entirely. and that makes complete sense! people often grow disillusioned with the associated systems and beliefs, and when it was something used to hurt them or something so inseparable from their abuse that they can't engage with it without hurting, it makes total sense that they would disengage entirely. and sometimes they just figure out that they don't really believe in god/a christian god/etc. a healthy deconstruction process can sometimes look like becoming an atheist or converting to another religion. it's all case by case. (note: i'm sure this happens with other religions as well, i'm just most familiar with christian versions of this phenomenon).
but in orel's case, his faith was one of the few things that actually brought him comfort and joy. he loved god, y'know? genuinely. and he felt loved by god and supported by him when he had no one else. and the abuses he faced were in how the people in his life twisted religion to control others, to run away from themselves, to shield them from others, etc. and often, orel's conflicts with how they acted out christianity come as a direct result of his purer understanding of god/jesus/whatever ("aren't we supposed to be like this/do that?" met with an adult's excuse for their own behavior or the fastest way they could think of to get orel to leave them alone (i.e. orel saying i thought we weren't supposed to lie? and clay saying uhhh it doesn't count if you're lying to yourself)). the little guy played catch with god instead of his dad, like.. his faith was real, and his love was real. and i think it's a good choice to have orel maintain something that was so important to him and such a grounding, comforting force in the midst of. All That Stuff Moralton Was Up To/Put Him Through. being all about jesus was not the problem, in orel's case.
and i know i'm mostly assuming that orel ended up in a healthier, less rigid version of christianity, but i feel like that's something that was hinted at a lot through the series, that that's the direction he'd go. when he meditates during the prayer bee and accepts stephanie's different way to communicate, incorporating elements of buddhism into his faith; when he has his I AM A CHURCH breakdown (removing himself from the institution and realizing he can be like,, the center of his own faith? taking a more individualistic approach? but Truly Going Through It at the same time), his acceptance (...sometimes) of those who are different from him and condemned by the adults of moralton (stephanie (lesbian icon stephanie my beloved), christina (who's like. just a slightly different form of fundie protestant from him), dr chosenberg (the jewish doctor from otherton in holy visage)). his track record on this isn't perfect, but it gets better as orel starts maturing and picking up on what an absolute shitfest moralton is. it's all ways of questioning the things he's been taught, and it makes sense that it would lead to a bigger questioning as he puts those pieces together more. anyway i think part of his growth is weeding out all the lost commandments of his upbringing and focusing on what faith means to him, and what he thinks it should mean. how he wants to see the world and how he wants to treat people and what he thinks is okay and right, and looking to religion for guidance in that, not as like. a way to justify hurting those he's afraid or resentful of, as his role models did.
he's coming to his own conclusions rather than obediently, unquestioningly taking in what others say. but he's still listening to pick out the parts that make sense to him. (edit/note: and it's his compassion and his faith that are the primary motivations for this questioning and revisal process, both of individual cases and, eventually, the final boss that is christianity.) it makes perfect sense as the conclusion to his character arc and it fits the overall approach of the show far better. it's good is what i'm saying.
and i think it's important to show that kind of ending, because that's a pretty common and equally valid result of deconstruction. and i think it cements the show's treatment of christianity as something that's often (and maybe even easily) exploited, but not something inherently bad. something that can be very positive, even. guys he even has a dog he's not afraid of loving anymore. he's not afraid of loving anyone more than jesus and i don't think it's because he loves this dog less than bartholomew (though he was probably far more desperate for healthy affection and companionship when he was younger). i think it's because he figures god would want him to love that dog. he's choosing to believe that god would want him to love and to be happy and to be kind. he's not afraid of loving in the wrong way do you know how cool that is he's taking back control he's taking back something he loves from his abusers im so normal
#i had a really big fundie snark phase a year or two ago so that's part of like. this. but im still not used to actually talking about#religious stuff so if it reads kinda awkwardly uhh forgive me orz idk#maybe it sounds dumb but i like that the message isn't 'religion is evil'. it easily could have been. but i think the show's points about#how fundie wasp culture in particular treats christianity and itself and others would be less poignant if they were like. and jesus sucks#btw >:] like. this feels more nuanced to me. i guess there's probably a way to maintain that nuance with an ultimately anti-christian#piece of media but i think it'd be like. wayy harder and it's difficult for me to imagine that bc i think a lot of it would bleed out into#the tone. + why focus on only These christians when They're All also bad? so you'd get jokes about them in general#and i think that's kinda less funny than orel and doughy screaming and running from catholics lsdkjfldksj#i think the specificity makes it more unique and compelling as comedy and as commentary. but that's just me#like moralton represents a very particular kind of christian community (namely a middle class fundie wasp nest)#you're not gonna be able to get in the weeds as much if you're laughing at/criticizing all christians. but they accomplish it so thoroughly#and WELL in morel and i think that's because it chose a smaller target it can get to dissect more intimately. anyway#moral orel#orel puppington#(OH also when i say wasp here i mean WASP the acronym. as in white anglo-saxon protestsant. in case the term's new to anyone <3)#maybe it's also relevant to say that i'm kindaaaaaaaa loosely vaguely nonspecifically christian. so there's my bias revealed#i was never raised like orel but i like to think i get some of what's going on in there y'know. in that big autistic head of his#but it's not like i can't handle anti-christian/anti-religious media/takes. i'm a big boy and also i v much get why it's out there yknow#christianity in specific has a lot of blood on its hands from its own members and from outsiders and people have a right to hate it for tha#but religion in all its forms can be positive and i appreciate the nuance. like i've said around 20 times. yeah :) <3#(<- fighting for my life to explain things even though my one job is to be the explainer)
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