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The Terror // White Winter Hymnal
#jesus fuck it's finally done#im never making anything longer than 60 seconds again#this was actually a lot of fun idk why im acting like it wasn't#anyway#the terror#the terror 2018#the terror amc#francis crozier#james fitzjames#cornelius hickey#the terror edit#fleet foxes#videos#coatescore#<- new my edit tag
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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so im kinda into star trek now lol
#my art#star trek#star trek aos#james t kirk#jim kirk#spock#spirk#i just spent the past 20 minutes trying to figure out this new tagging system jesus christ#anyways#so im not hyperfixated on star wars anymore whoops#im gonna try and finish the last of my sw wips but after that#idk if im gonna be drawing anymore star wars sorry#hopefully i get back into it for tbb s3#but who knows
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the appeal of star wars media is, primarily, having a protagonist who doesn't know fuck about shit
#like yeah lightsabers cool space fun but at its core#star wars is about a bunch of hicks who don't know they're in star wars#rey star wars#finn star wars#din djarin#ezra bridger#luke skywalker#a new hope#star wars#the force awakens#the mandalorian#star wars rebels#(also lowkey this is kinda why the prequels suck. like yes anakin is technically this trope HOWEVER being essentially space jesus or wtever#makes him a bad protagonist for a star wars story. im sorryyyy if u like them but the prequels just don't have the vibe of star wars to me)
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"Pinepaw, I'm so happy to see you."
@barrenclan (sorry for being obnoxious. You posted the issue like 2hrs ago and i'm losing my marbles already. I hope youre happy with yourself)
#my art#patfw#patfw fanart#patfw spoilers#how are we feeling guys....... how are we feeling#that new issue. sure happened..#yaay family reunion........#he had it coming im so fucking happy hes finally dead jesus christ i NEEDED to see him bleeding out so bad#this comic has a way of instantously making all of my artblock mysteriously#disappear so i can redraw panels while kicking my feet and giggling. how does that work
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jesus please take away curseforge from simmers i beg
#the amount of posts i see almost every week telling ppl not to use it and yet i see still curseforge links for new cc#please take the wheel jesus!!!!!!#putting yourself over a whole population suffering an genocide is so wild i will never understand it#it has to be a better way to gain a profit or financial support im so serious#🪐 speaking
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Onward! To ay(oym) chapter 4
#:]]#AHHHHJAJSKKSRKMEKXKFJKSKFJFN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT#brand new chapter!!! of and you (or your memory)!!!#and jesus christ. oughhhg#SICK AND INSANE.#SOBS CRIES#im very excited. if you can tell#or even if you Cant#ay(oym) monday. but it was supposed to be sunday#for me i wanted to read it yesterday
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if i seem cold, it's just because of the heart i lack
#this is wolfwood pov btw#ive been listening to this song on repeat for like. a week#my ears hate me#but aughhghhh awkward terrible i love u#they also have a song named 'millions knives' which i love#and 'rem saverem'#i originally planned this to be an animation but idk how to animate#i tried something new w the style and arrangement and idk if i like it#bc genuinely idk what im doing i dont follow rules its just. if it looks good then its alr#i fucking hate them jesus christttttt#trigun#vashwood#my art#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun fanart#trigun maximum#trigun 98
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he came he served cunt and then he died. and then he served more cunt
#bible fandom#my new favorite tag#aside from jesus we have peter magdalene big james and john who has fainted#im not religious just insane.jpg#remember when i had an art tag
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#marshall d. teach#sir crocodile#koby one piece#laffitte#blackbeard pirates#one piece#my art#i just threw together random images nonsense post#when is teach going to be normalized#van augur#jesus burgess#doc q#young blackbeard#blackbeard x laffitte#teach x laffitte#ever since that recent chapter when he was talking to koby it was New expression unlocked moment#we saw how he looked as a kid but not much as an older teen/young adult#im brainrotting#also the og 5 bb pirates are a family with 3 sons. legit#marshall d. teach x laffitte
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There’s a storage room full of Benny capsules incase he dies trust
Forgot to mention, thanks for a 100 (and 1) followers 😼‼️
#art#fallout new vegas#fallout#fnv#animation#benny gecko#swank fnv#swank#imagining Benny riding a pretty pink bicycle while blowing bubbles and speaking in a high pitched tone to indicate child like wonder#if it isn’t obvious im watching Black Jesus 😿
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my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining
some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe
reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.
if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.
the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)
lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since
isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)
#sorry i havent been getting around to artfight attacks or art of anything lately bc my pen :) decided now would be the perfect#time to fucking bail on me :))) its gen 1 apple pen too so the fucker is discontinued hate and death on plsnet earth#like it TECHNICALLY works but only if i pair and re-pair it with the ipad until it senses it and that can be up to 38 tries#even then itll suddenly stop working if i take it off the ipad for more than 10 fucking seconds so i am not having a good time. this is the#second pen that this has happened to and i dont think its my ipad or software jesus christ. whatever. ill pretend not to care so it#fixes itself faster#ANYWAY COSMO!! YEAH. STARDEW IS STUPIDLY ADDICTING. i got it during the sale but im playing it on ios rn since i#dont have steam on my pc rn. i started a new save after the first one fizzled out and i think im doing way better this time yay#its a special kind of stress when u need to be in bed and its 1:50AM but the cat is in the fucking way#i wanna make more stuff with this guy i have a lot of stuff i wanna draw for him. i have a little backstory for him in mind#ill probably make a separate post to explain it but its a very long series of misunderstandings and ouran haruhi gender fuckery#my art#myart#my oc#oc#stardew farmer#sdv farmer#sdv#stardew valley#doodles#stardew
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I was fucking around in CAS and made my new boyfriend
#Im not ok#hes so hot#i said jesus take the wheel and he said bet#sims#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#new sim#Koa*
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#im sure this isnt news#to most of yall#if you been in fandom at all this week#but i thought of this meme format#and just had to share#lol arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane#jayvik#arcane memes#jayce talis#viktor arcane#viktor cult#viktor christ#jesus memes#jesus and judas#mercy overwatch#my posts#arcane s2#arcane season 2
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Okay, kind of a weird ask BUT.. Ghost 141.
And I’m not talking abt how they are now, no, I mean like ACTUAL see-through dead people from different periods of time OR from the same time period.
I could imagine that Soap is from the Viking era(Makes sense?), Price is from the Victorian Era, Ghost is from the early Reconstruction days after WW1(I think), and Gaz is from the 70’s or 80’s!
How they meet is completely unknown, but now they stick together like glue and just roam around the Earth as it is.
Sometimes I feel like they’ll see things from their past that no one else can, and the others are confused because- what’s there? Like for example, John was walking the halls of some large abandoned mansion and all of a sudden he sees his lost(and long gone) lover Nik, damn near tearing the house apart trying to look for the criminal before coming to the realization of what he was doing and disappearing for a while.
Nobody knows what the hell that was about, but they most certainly know that it must’ve been serious if the man disappeared for a week straight.
When John finally reappears, the other three men don't know what to say. He looks worse for wear, his clothes are ruffled in a way that requires effort to achieve as a phantom, and his eyes are empty.
They had spent the week debating the identity of the Nik he'd be screaming for. Simon had assumed the person to be a domestic servant but they'd debated the use John had for one. John never had a family, he had been an anomaly of his time. No wife, no children and he wasn't particularly inclined to any career path. He'd stuck to whatever earned him the means to live but much about his life had been kept private and none of the three had felt to pry.
Gaz has other assumptions, might've been taboo in the 80s but it certainly wasn't unheard of. He's unsure about what would've happened if you were perhaps "caught" in Victorian times but he assumes it can't have been good.
But Gaz had spent enough time in queer spaces amongst his people to know one when he saw it. John had been trying to tear his way through them just to get a glance of the Nik he was yelling about and Gaz had heard him muttering to himself about a Nikolai on more than one occasion.
Sure, they'd all developed over the years of being stuck as spiritual presences but some things lingered. Occasionally Soap would slip into a damn near unintelligible rant about something that would leave them all confused. Although, he is just Scottish so that might be it. Simon still struggled to wrap his mind around modern-day laws, smacking around your kids could earn you a prison sentence. He'd get a distant look in his eyes before quickly switching topics whenever it was brought up. Gaz would be the first to admit that hearing about modern-day movies centred around queer stories would always sweep him off of his feet.
Even if he was more used to the openness after they'd taken to following around a CIA agent that John had found amusing. The woman was a powerhouse and finding out she had a wife floored them all but they'd taken to lingering around the couple's home for amusement.
But John had never been willing to elaborate on the Nik he so desperately sought. No one quite knew what to say to him when he came back after disappearing for a week, trying not to ostracize the man through sheer verbal accident.
It surprised no one that Soap had been the first to talk but even Gaz would've expected a more tacful greeting.
"John, you're back. Just in time, the lesbians got a new cat."
Silence falls over the four of them for a moment. Simon facepalms with enough force that Gaz worries for his nose. John looks utterly caught off guard and the way his nose scrunches is undeniably endearing.
"What- what colour is it this time?" He asks, voice utterly wrecked. He sounds as if he'd been gargling glass shards for fun.
"Grey. Looks like mold."
They all smile at the way the man's lip quirks, a faint hint of a smile shining through.
#i had to look up photos of my papa in the 80s to get an idea on the fashion and it postponed me answering this because i forgot he had a-#hippie jesus phase and immediately got distracted#and then i didnt even mention any of the clothing because I wasn't sure how to describe it#im writing their dialogue the same way i usually would because i think they'd develop it over the years#sorry this was kinda shit because its such a good idea but im real disracted rn i wont lie#getting a new tattoo tomorrow and scared about it#captain john price#john price#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle garrick#john mactavish#simon riley#cod nikolai#nikprice#id say guess who my lesbians are but it's obvious
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i cannot even describe how sure i am that there will be another mcr concert someday . Like ive been known to falter in my mcr5truthing (in the same way as peter when he tried walking on water & jesus reached out a hand to save him) but truly genuinely from the bottom of my heart those bitches will be back i know they will be
#text#my genuine stance on it is#while i do Think there will be another tour + new music (possibly not a full album! but id be shocked if there was never new music)#(THEY WORKSHOPPED A NEW SONG ONSTAGE. LEST YOU FORGET)#(im holding out for mcr5 and again- id be surprised if it didnt happen. but even one more song or an ep or something would check out)#i like. know in my Soul these bitches are NOT DONE#we WILL see them again#literally ye of little faith why do u doubt or whatever jesus said
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