#Hits Post Anyway

[coffinkissez]

Leave my rookie pookie out of this 😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬😡😡

oh, aster! 😂😂😂 [fondly laughs]

[vyragosa]

higgs DS2: i’m close

sam: i really cannot tell? can’t fucking tell

[wuntrum]

ripley :)

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

[bruciemilf]

Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

[filthystill]

"Just be honest, for once in your life." / Jimmy from Blaire

meme // accepting.

He'd dealt with a lot of lawyers in his time, it was the first time he'd ever heard those words, in that order, come from one of their mouths.

"Alright," he pulls at the waistband of his pants, spits off the side of the harbour into the water, not one to back down from a challenge, "I'm chasing my fucking tail," hand brushed over his stubble, newfound interest in the concrete at their feet, "I don't really know what I'm doing. I did, a decade ago, when I had my hands 'round this city's throat," he mimes it out, wild eyes and grabby hands, "thought I'd be back a month, maybe two, it's been a year." All that trouble he was in, that was the point. "These fuckers just will not die."

She had asked for honesty, he wasn't done yet, this confessional, "you know, I had a lid on it, for a while there. You wanna know why I missed court? You wanna know where I been?" It had been a shit-show. Made headlines. Jimmy Hopkins: No-show. "Tied to a radiator, in Queens, waiting for some commie fuck to lobotomize me. You want the truth, you want honesty? They nearly took me out of commission, Blaire. And I'm fucking scared. Backs against the wall. Cornered fucking animal. You think I give a shit about uncle Sam right now?"

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[anxi04]

tim and bruce have an odd relationship to the rest of the family. they don’t act like father and son but it seems like they have a “deeper” bond than the others

bruce seems to take tim’s advice more seriously, bruce actually takes a break if tim tells him, tim still gets benched but not nearly as much as he should, and most confusingly, tim benched bruce once. not alfred benching bruce, TIM.

normally bruce has to be forced to take a break, and normally by alfred, but if tim says “you’re benched for a week” bruce? listens?

they have no idea why. some of them ask dick if he knows since he was there but he’s just as confused

and then despite all that there’s also such a strain between them? it’s really on the line of a professional relationship and almost a care taker. it’s very confusing. and then the times bruce gives tim a present or anything like that and tim stops and stares at him for a second, like he’s dissecting bruce. no one is able to fully figure it. until bruce is de-aged to tim’s robin era.

tim is very adamant about most of them, but especially jason and damian, do not reveal their names to him. for the time being they have a strictly professional relationship with their father who doesn’t know them.

they finally get some of the picture when they see tim start acting as bruce’s caretaker. tim switches between being gentle “hey, you need to sleep” to screaming at bruce. it always works. tim knows exactly which version bruce needs and it scares the team cause that has to require some practice

they’re then also thrown for a loop when they hear bruce call out jason’s name in a shocked voice, which makes sense cause he doesn’t know jason is alive but jason still has his helmet on so what? and then they hear a voice none of them have heard. except dick goes pale and jason’s breath hitches. and suddenly tim is responding to jason’s name and acting weird, almost like what some of dicks stories described jason as. and it’s so fucked up when they’re watching time act like someone else and bruce going along with it

the dynamic they’re getting is also fucked up once again when, during one of bruce’s really bad days, tim straight up acts like bruce’s parent. and bruce reacts well.

they’re all horrified by this. the realization that tim and bruce’s relationship has so many layers and that they do act like father and son sometimes. except bruce isn’t the father and tim isn’t the son

[enderspawn]

these have been in my brain for literal months now please just get them out of here

[beastcpu]

I hate werewolves who act the way people think dogs would if they were humans. Just say you think all werewolves get adhd for free

[nedlittle]

genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[jasperyourmutt]

Get me real drunk under the pretense you’re going to use my body in nefarious ways only to give me head scritches until I pass out and get a full nights sleep

[paintedcrows]

Assorted Gravity Falls doodles!

[amodernpersephone]

sobbing on the floor give me my wife back