#His husband gary

[ltwharfy]

I imagine that when Bob and Linda have grandkids and they ask Linda to tell them a bedtime story she will tell them fictionalized versions of the exploits of Little King Trashmouth, Gary, Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, and her other raccoon friends from over the years.

(This idea came to me because there is a part of me that wanted to try to write a Little King Trashmouth/Gary fic for the romantic pair day for See More Seymour's Week but I don't think I'm quite skilled enough to write from a raccoon's perspective.)

[unclefathersantateddy]

What's your favorite obscure ship for Bob’s?

Little King Trashmouth and his Husband Gary

Frond and Cassie (I like that we never met Cassie but she had sUch an impact on Frond)

Frond and Ambrose*

Frond and Gayle*

Gayle and Yap*

(*I am not opposed to this being a chaotic polycule)

Jericho, Varico & Pepperoni

Gene and that mf keyboard

Bob and the Butcher (Tony's ex)

Honestly the Butcher and Tony I hope they made it work

Bob and Lance (turkey)

Mr Stieblitz & Sasha's single aunt

Cotton Candy Dan and Sally the Snowcone Lady (this has the potential to be in the FM!au)

Mickey and The Nose (I just want a carnie duo tbh)

Felix Fischoeder and Fanny (really enjoy their subversive dynamic)

Finally I've been impartial on TedMort in the fanon, HOWEVER, I've been thinking about the Fresh Meat au recently and I like the idea of "morted". The same duo but plays with the FM!au dynamic subversion.

I.e. as Mort supplies the restaurant with Fresh Meat™, and Teddy is the store's main/only customer, they end up in a (subverted from canon) Toxic, Enabling relationship. Where Mort essentially uses Teddy's Pica to dispose of evidence/remains. But that's still in early development!

[neopetting]

˗ ̗̀ linda belcher memeboard ➝ unhinged bandit queen edition ･ﾟ⋆ ☾ * :･ﾟ⊹ 🦝

[laz-kay]

Bob: So, your mother is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Tina: Why? Bob: Because I've caught her trying to train the raccoons how to fight five times in a row. Linda, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

[vamptits]

misinfo is still bad when it's used for "good" btw like you can't just say shit. you can't just say shit!!!!!!!

[br1ghtestlight]

During a neighborhood block party, Linda makes a mistake that could threaten the life of her favorite alley raccoon in the "The (Raccoon) King and I" episode of BOB'S BURGERS airing Sunday, Nov 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. BOB’S BURGERS © 2023 by 20th Television

[fizzposting]

Me n who 😿😿

[island-in-the-shadows]

Must be a trip for people who follow me for my Saltburn/Cattonquick brainrot randomly see me feral for a twink and his old man but...

Tbh in my brain they're connected. Lol. The amount of times I have envisioned a vampire Oliver chasing Felix through all the corners of the planet, denying Felix what he really wants, playing all sorts of weird twisted games--having Oliver pick out Felix's clothes, having Felix "teach" him about the modern world, Oliver buying Felix an island (complete with mansion and tourist attractions, shops, cinemas, etc), Oliver filming himself in his coffin to see what it looks like, Oliver sitting in the cuck chair while Felix sleeps with someone Oliver picked out.

Idk man, idk, this kind of shit lives in my brain.

[shopcat]

she snatches pudding

[protect-daniel-james]

apparently Roy took Carraville for a honeymoon 😆

[ltwharfy]

I just leaned that today (October 1) is International Raccoon Appreciation Day!

I am 100% sure that Linda Belcher knows this fact and is throwing a party to show her raccoon friends how much she appreciates them.

Happy Raccoon Appreciation Day to Little King Trashmouth, His Husband Gary, Big Baby Pudding Snatcher (and family), and, yes, even El Diablo!

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

My f/os, watching me buy another highlighter set after just getting one the day before:

[knellofghouls]

just a reminder that this is my man. Yes he’s insane, a vampyre and a murderer but he’s my husband. 😍🫶

[laz-kay]

[royalarmyofoz]

it me, good taste anon

I took the capsule about 7pm and felt it hit about halfway into the newest bob's burgers episode and then laughed a bit too hard about a gay man's wife being hit by a car after asking for a divorce.

then slept real good, 10/10 experience.

omg that's awesome. i had another one at work today too😊

[br1ghtestlight]

big night for people invested in the fictional raccoon lore of bob's burgers