#little king trashmouth and his husband gary

[island-in-the-shadows]

Must be a trip for people who follow me for my Saltburn/Cattonquick brainrot randomly see me feral for a twink and his old man but...

Tbh in my brain they're connected. Lol. The amount of times I have envisioned a vampire Oliver chasing Felix through all the corners of the planet, denying Felix what he really wants, playing all sorts of weird twisted games--having Oliver pick out Felix's clothes, having Felix "teach" him about the modern world, Oliver buying Felix an island (complete with mansion and tourist attractions, shops, cinemas, etc), Oliver filming himself in his coffin to see what it looks like, Oliver sitting in the cuck chair while Felix sleeps with someone Oliver picked out.

Idk man, idk, this kind of shit lives in my brain.

[neopetting]

˗ ̗̀ linda belcher memeboard ➝ unhinged bandit queen edition ･ﾟ⋆ ☾ * :･ﾟ⊹ 🦝

[br1ghtestlight]

During a neighborhood block party, Linda makes a mistake that could threaten the life of her favorite alley raccoon in the "The (Raccoon) King and I" episode of BOB'S BURGERS airing Sunday, Nov 19 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. BOB’S BURGERS © 2023 by 20th Television

[ltwharfy]

I imagine that when Bob and Linda have grandkids and they ask Linda to tell them a bedtime story she will tell them fictionalized versions of the exploits of Little King Trashmouth, Gary, Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, and her other raccoon friends from over the years.

(This idea came to me because there is a part of me that wanted to try to write a Little King Trashmouth/Gary fic for the romantic pair day for See More Seymour's Week but I don't think I'm quite skilled enough to write from a raccoon's perspective.)

[when-the-spagheddie-hits-the-fan]

His name's Little King TrashMouth! He's gay.

And his Husband, Gary Eddie!

Fun fact: I have a headcanon that Eddie is Polish

Pomeranians are Polish

What a wonderful quinkydink

Drawn by Spouse, color edit by me

[kiwimidnight]

little king trashmouth and his husband gary <3

[amazing-spiderlad]

It's Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary!

[robbinggoodfellows]

"His name's little king trashmouth. He's gay."

"Hes gay?"

"Yeah!"

"Why?"

"He's got a boyfriend. They just got married!"

Anyways Ed and Stede are the epitome of Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary

[unclefathersantateddy]

What's your favorite obscure ship for Bob’s?

Little King Trashmouth and his Husband Gary

Frond and Cassie (I like that we never met Cassie but she had sUch an impact on Frond)

Frond and Ambrose*

Frond and Gayle*

Gayle and Yap*

(*I am not opposed to this being a chaotic polycule)

Jericho, Varico & Pepperoni

Gene and that mf keyboard

Bob and the Butcher (Tony's ex)

Honestly the Butcher and Tony I hope they made it work

Bob and Lance (turkey)

Mr Stieblitz & Sasha's single aunt

Cotton Candy Dan and Sally the Snowcone Lady (this has the potential to be in the FM!au)

Mickey and The Nose (I just want a carnie duo tbh)

Felix Fischoeder and Fanny (really enjoy their subversive dynamic)

Finally I've been impartial on TedMort in the fanon, HOWEVER, I've been thinking about the Fresh Meat au recently and I like the idea of "morted". The same duo but plays with the FM!au dynamic subversion.

I.e. as Mort supplies the restaurant with Fresh Meat™, and Teddy is the store's main/only customer, they end up in a (subverted from canon) Toxic, Enabling relationship. Where Mort essentially uses Teddy's Pica to dispose of evidence/remains. But that's still in early development!

[tonytoponi]

i have a beautiful vision of making a miniature bob's burgers shop with a little dumpster in the alley and making a little king trashmouth and his husband gary peeking out .....

[ednacrabapple]

Whenever I see a picture of Nadja and Laszlo my brain immediately goes “my good lady wife Nadja and her husband Laszlo” the same way Linda Belcher calls the alley raccoons “Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary”

[island-in-the-shadows]

You know you're not normal when you're having a conversation with your friends and you want to talk about Devil's Minion and one of your friends doesn't know the lore so then you say (verbatim): "Well, you see, because I specifically love Vampire Chronicles Book 3: The Queen of the Damned, Part I, Chapter 4: The Story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire a lot." Because I literally said that with all the details because I knew them from memory...because I have a problem. Lol

[vavuska]

The importance of the details in Bob's Burgers - Part 1

Raccoons in dumpster, in search of a cornucopia of tasty meals.

Bob's Burgers, S10 Ep11, “Drumforgiven”

Linda opens a restaurant for raccoons in the alley for Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary.

Bob's Burgers, S11 Ep22, “Vampire Disco Death Dance”

Part 2 Part 3

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[br1ghtestlight]

big night for people invested in the fictional raccoon lore of bob's burgers

[ltwharfy]

Got dressed up for "The (Raccoon) King and I".

[immostlystraight]

it's almost 7 am for me, i haven't slept all night but i was just thinking about little king trashmouth and his husband gary