#dork 🤓

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

self shippers tag your f/os

[pro/shippers dni this ain’t for you]

[slime-crafters]

Out of all the people to hate in Pelican Town (cough pierre cough), hating Demetrius seems like a wild choice

[kitten-kelcie]

✨🌹🤓🥀✨

[quirinah]

get diagnosed with nerd. loser 

based off that one sasuke post

[athenepromachos]

This 👇👇👇👇👇👇

😁😁😁😁😁

[vanweezer]

they could never make me hate u small cuts ep

[yagurlhere]

I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER "Fan proposes to Test Tube 😊😊😊☺☺☺🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖💖" video I'm going crazy.

[jessiemayk]

🤓

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Converse are dress shoes!

Pairing: Gary Green x Nicole Blake

Warning: takes place at a wedding reception but the wedding isn’t the main focus; brief mention of alcohol

Tag List: @hyperionshipping @connor-roys @thatghoulboi @the-dark-fae-and-her-fos @speedstershipping @silverhardt

Nic let out a nervous laugh as she walked backwards away from the person she was desperate to get away from. Not only was it a dead end conversation but the guy had spent the last 5 minutes staring at her cleavage. Damn push-up bra. She never should’ve let Alison talk her into it.

“I’m gonna go get another drink. It was good talking to you,” she said with a faux smile. As she faced away from the man and was ready to make a beeline for the finger-foods, she immediately bumped into another body. The glass in her hand tipped over, spilling its contents all over their shirt. She swore under her breath, fumbling to set the glass down and grab a napkin from a nearby table. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry.” She started to wipe the wet spot on the shirt. “I should’ve been looking–”

“Nic?” Asked a familiar voice, and when she looked up she felt a heat rising up her neck. Her ears were already burning as she could hear her heartbeat in her ears.

“Gary, oh my god. I’m sorry. I wasn’t looking,” she rambled. “It’s just water, though.”

“It’s no big deal,” he told her nonchalantly, waving a hand. “It won’t stain. Good thing it’s not wine!”

Nic laughed nervously, this time out of embarrassment. “Yeah, it’s actually harder to get wine stains out of clothes than blood.” Gary looked at her confused, and she mentally kicked herself. “I mean with our line of work we should be used to blood on occasion. Plus I’ve been a female my whole life so…” She cleared her throat awkwardly and realized she was still wiping his shirt. Quickly she snatched the napkin close to her chest and looked away, hoping for an out. Socializing was not her strong suit. She wracked her brain trying to remember all the tips her therapist helped her with for social skills.

“You look really nice, by the way!” Gary told her. “I’ve never seen you in a dress before.”

“Oh thanks.” She smiled bashfully. “I don’t like dresses so I don’t usually wear them. This one’s too long though.”

“Why’d you wear it then?”

Nic gave him a sly grin and reached a hand down to slowly pull the skirt of her dress up to reveal her footwear.

“Are those converse?” Gary asked.

She nodded and let go of the fabric, the skirt hiding her shoes. “Yep.”

“But I thought the invitation said to dress formal, meaning dress shoes.”

“Converse are dress shoes!” She insisted.

“If you say so.” He grinned. “How about I go get you another drink?”

“You don’t have to since I’m the one who spilt it on you.”

“It’s no biggie,” he told her. “Besides, we can keep talking and do a little strategizing for tomorrow’s game.” Nic had completely forgotten they had a D&D session tomorrow night. “We’re still trying to find that Beholder but I know we’re close.” He picked up the empty glass. Gary leaned in a little and lowered his voice. “And I shouldn’t be telling you this, but Razesayer is gonna use his portion of the bounty to take Xena on a date,” he informed her excitedly, referring to the romance between their characters in the game. He winked before walking off to get her another glass.

As soon as he was facing away, Nic took a deep breath and gently fanned herself with the napkin. She prayed to the D&D gods that he couldn’t tell she was blushing. Her mind played out the session that hadn’t even happened yet and whether or not they’d even get the opportunity to play out the date. They’d probably have to wait another week depending on what happened. But she felt butterflies in her stomach, and a part of her heart tugged as she yearned for it to be an actual date between her and Gary.

They had been seated at separate tables, but that didn’t stop Nic from sneaking glances at him throughout dinner. She was much more interested in Gary wearing a bow tie than she was about whatever work gossip her colleagues at the same table were talking about. She absentmindedly ate through her entire meal, barely noticing when she was finished or when people started to gather for the couple’s dance. It wasn’t until she saw him stand that Nic was snapped from her trance. Quickly she stood up and followed everyone to watch the first dance.

And soon the DJ was playing an assortment of songs. Other couples had made their way to the dance floor, but Nic hung in the back. She wasn’t a dancer, and one of the few people who came without a date. She felt a little pathetic by that fact. The invitation gave her a plus one but she didn’t use it. Who could she possibly use it on?

“Having fun?” Gary asked, randomly appearing beside her.

Nic nearly jumped out of her skin. When did he get here?

“Uh, I guess,” she shrugged. “Why aren’t you dancing with your date?”

“Because I don’t have one…”

“Oh. Well, neither do I,” Nic told him.

There was a moment of silence between them, and Nic continued to watch couples dance. That was before Gary obstructed her vision by standing in front of her, hand out.

“Why don’t we join them?” He suggested. “It only has to be one dance. But I will warn you; I have two left feet.”

She snorted in amusement and placed her hand in his. “You can’t be any worse than I am, trust me.”

He led her to the dance floor as songs began to change, and her heart skipped a beat as a slow love song began to play. And why did it have to be one that she knows?

A chill ran up her body when she felt Gary put his hands on her waist. Her mind stopped working mid thought and she nearly froze altogether if it weren’t for some internal instinct to place her hands on his chest. Letting out a deep breath, she melted into the music as they slowly danced. But she wasn’t listening at all as Gary rambled.

“A picnic,” she interrupted.

“I’m sorry?”

She took a deep breath and looked up at him. “I shouldn’t be telling you either, but… if Razesayer wants the date to be special then he should take her on a picnic. Preferably at the meadow the party passed on their way out of town. It’ll remind her of home— sorry.” She mumbled the last part as she accidentally stepped on his foot.

“Aww! That’s so romantic!” He cooed.

“Just figured Raze could use the tip.” She held back a wince as he stepped on her foot, but admittedly it wasn’t as painful as if she wore flats.

“You’re not as bad at dancing as you said,” Gary told her.

“Just following your lead.” She smiled. “You’re pretty good yourself.”

“Thank you! My mom made me learn for my bar mitzvah. I might have forgotten some steps,” he admitted as he stepped on her foot again.

“At least you’re still on your feet.” Nic nodded in the direction of some coworkers who were obviously drunk and wavering on their feet.

The song ended and there was a pause between song changes. Nic playfully curtsied.

“Thank you for the dance, Razesayer.”

Gary bowed in response. “It was my honor, Lady Xena.”

The reception was coming to a close and it was announced the bride was about to do the bouquet toss. Most of the single women gathered on the now abandoned dance floor. Nic stayed in the back, not confident of her ability to catch the bouquet, but figuring if the bride overshot and it fell behind them, Nic could get to it quickly. But oh how she underestimated the bride’s ability to overshoot.

The bouquet of flowers arced high over the group’s head. Their eyes all followed it as it flew past them. It impacted someone in the crowd, and everyone watched as the bouquet fell into the unsuspecting arms of Gary. The hit caused his glasses to become askew and left him dazed for a moment before he looked at the flowers in his hands.

“I caught the bouquet!” He said excitedly, holding it up.

The crowd groaned in annoyance and the women disappointedly dispersed from the dance floor. Nic shook her head in amusement and walked back over to where she left her drink. The bride and groom were starting to make their rounds, thanking people for attending and saying their goodbyes. She downed the rest of her water and was prepared to call an Uber when she felt a tap on her shoulder. Jumping in surprise, Nic faced the person and was met with a bouquet of flowers in her face. But not just any bouquet; it was the bouquet Gary caught.

“I saw you were in the group trying to catch it and I thought you might like them,” he told her nervously.

“Oh.” She gingerly took it from him and held the flowers. “Thank you, Gary. I wasn’t really trying to catch it but… thanks.”

“And the flowers are all okay. My glasses softened the hit.”

“Are your glasses okay?” She asked, reaching up to fix them so they sat properly on his face.

“They’re not broken so I’d say they are.” He paused. “They’re not broken right?”

She snorted in amusement. “They don’t look it.”

“Oh good.” His shoulders relaxed in relief. “These are the only pair I’ve got.”

“Mine too,” she said before they fell into an awkward silence. “Well, I guess I’ll see you at work tomorrow.”

“And D&D,” he reminded her.

“And D&D.” She waved her phone. “I’m gonna go call an Uber so… I’ll see ya.” Nic finger-gunned awkwardly before walking away.

As she quickly made her way out of the reception hall, she mentally scolded herself. She swore under her breath. Are you kidding, Nicole?! You finger-gunned away? What a weirdo!

Sighing frustratedly, she started to call for an Uber and hoped sometime between then and tomorrow the earth would swallow her and save her from having to face Gary at work.

[hae-ter]

the instant haechan slides in those transparent glasses of his

me:

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[lewisvinga]

my shot | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he

summary; after admitting in an interview about their crush on a certain youtuber, alex and lily decide to shoot their shot through instagram

fc; tara yummy

warnings; ?? none i think

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

notes; requested ! i’m obsessed w tara yummy rn

masterlist !

liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others !

yourusername: let’s go to the beach each

username: the shirt 😭😭😭

username: i just know y/n was struggling in the 5 ft end

yourusername: i was , i suck at swimming 🤕🤕

lilymhe: crazy i know how to swim !

username: lily what are u doing here 😭😭

username: the last picture is so cunty i love it

username: she’s so queen

username: not lily and alex in the likes 😭

alex_albon: let’s go get a wave

yourusername: they say what they gonna say

alex_albon: have a drink, clink, found a bud light

yourusername: bad bitches like me are hard to come by

lilymhe: you are the baddest bitch

username: this comment thread ???😭😭

username: alex albon’s attempt at flirting it just singing nicki minaj

username: he has a gf tho

username: you can’t tell me they both aren’t in love w her���

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; last few days here 😴] [caption 2; tanning bc i can’t swim]

lilymhe replied to your story !

lilymhe so you really can’t swim?

yourusername lol i suck at it, i always use floaties when i’m in the pool & i refuse to go in the ocean😭

lilymhe maybe if we happen to be in the same place , i can teach you😁😁

yourusername you just wanna see me in a bikini don’t you🥴

lilymhe i mean yes. deleted !

lilymhe just helping a girl out and shooting my shot?😁😁

yourusername ur cute

lilymhe and i think ur cuter

yourusername you and….

lilymhe alex and i think you’re cute 😁

yourusername: i’ll be at the miami gp btw, maybe you both can teach me how to swim😌

lilymhe oh, we’re ready, pretty girl

alex_albon replied to your story !

alex_albon heyyyy[100% rizz]

yourusername: oh your girlfriend is much better at this than you are

alex_albon i’m trying 😔

alex_albon but i managed to pull her anyways 🤓

yourusername you’re a dork but it’s cute🤕

alex_albon so me shooting my shot is working?😁😁

yourusername oh 100%

alex_albon a little birdie told me you’re going to the miami gp?

yourusername yeah, might be dressed in ferrari red

alex_albon why not williams blue? you should come to our garage instead 😁

yourusername hmmm u gotta convince me, pretty boy 🧐

alex_albon well, lily and i will be there , isn’t that enough?

yourusername you’re right ,

yourusername i’ll see you in the williams garage then, pretty boy😇

liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others !

yourusername: i like to see cars racing now i guess

tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon, williamsracing

williamsracing: the cuntiest guest in our garage

yourusername: why thank u admin

lilymhe: ugh you’re gorgeous 😩

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lilymhe: in my f1 driver era liked by yourusername !

alex_albon: i feel so special knowing i had the 2 prettiest girls ever rooting for me

yourusername: you’re a dork but i’ll cheer for u every race 🤓

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username: my fave youtuber and f1?? i’m so??

username: alex lily n y/n are acting very suspicious…….🧐🧐🧐

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username: imagine lily and alex sliding into her dms 😭😭😭

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username: no i get it

[latenightdaydreams]

College AU König. 7 minutes in heaven. König is an awkward immigrant student🇦🇹 and reader is an inexperienced nerd🤓.

THANKS

7 Minutes in Heaven

MDNI🔞

Master List

>cw: fem/afab, peer pressure, kissing, oral, finger

1.7k word count

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König has not had an easy time making friends since moving to attend college. His Austrian accent is still thick, and he’s not exactly the most approachable person being 6’10. When he was invited to a house party, he went.

As he steps into the home, he looks around at everyone there, noticing the small cliques that form in each room of the house. He steps into one room where it looks like people are simply sitting around. Taking a seat on the edge of a couch, he looks down and notices you; the girl from his sociology class. You’re wearing your hair down and a semi form fitting dress. He’s used to seeing you with a ponytail and baggy clothes.

You smile up at König and greet him with a small wave. He reciprocates and looks down at your body before looking away quickly. In the corner, a girl named Martha sits up. “Let's play truth or dare.”

“That’s some kid shit.” Aaron speaks up, and she throws an empty bottle at him.

“Shut up. It would be fun.” She turns to Eric. “Truth or dare.”

“Dare.”

“I dare you to…” She stalls, struggling to come up with something to do.

Aaron laughs. “See, I fucking told you.”

Martha’s eyes fall on you and König, sitting close together. The tall weird Austrian kid and the dork that never shows up to anything. She didn’t even notice the two of you, or even who would have invited either of you. She points to you.

“Truth or dare?”

You freeze. König looks down at you, awaiting your answer. “I-uh, truth?”

A loud unison ‘boo’ rings out around the room. “Don’t be that person.” Aaron says.

König can see the nervous look on your face. He knows you don’t have very high social standing. He wonders if you’ll give into peer pressure, or stick by your original answer. Although, he can’t really blame you if you cave. He would.

“Okay, dare.”

A mischievous smile came across Martha’s face as you picked dare. “Okay, I dare you and König to kiss in the closet for seven minutes.”

“This isn’t seven minutes in heaven, dumb ass,” Aaron snaps at Martha.

“But it’s a fucking dare!” She quickly says back through gritting teeth.

The entire room has a smirk on their face. They watch the both of you closely to see how you’ll react. König looks at Marth before looking down at you, looking absolutely mortified. Your mouth opens, but no words fall out.

“You don’t have to—” König begins before getting cut off.

“She either does the dare or has to take three shots.”

Since you don’t drink, you agree. “Okay.” You look up at König. “If it’s okay with you?”

König nods, almost too eagerly. Standing as you do. Martha opens the closet door and pulls a string to turn a small light on inside. The closet is spacious for a closet, but not when you’re stuffed in with boxes and a giant man.

“Seven minutes, I better hear some fucking kissing!” Marth closes the door and sets a timer on her phone.

You stand there, swallowing hard as you gaze up at König. He’s already looking down at you, biting his lower lip feeling a rush of emotions. While he is nervous and feels awkward being put on the spot, he really wouldn’t mind being able to kiss you. Others may overlook you due to the way you place academics above a social life, but he can see how truly attractive you are.

“We don’t really have to kiss if you don’t want to.” König leans down to whisper in your ear so the others don’t hear.

His Austrian accent sends a tingle throughout your body, you find his accent so attractive. You’ve always had a thing for tall blondes, the accent just adds to it all. While you’re nervous, you don’t want to pass this up.

“I just haven’t really… done this.” You say meekly as you fidget with your fingers.

“It’s okay, I really haven't either.” He says with a chuckle.

The both of you stand there for a while not really doing anything. In König’s mind, time is ticking by and you’re too short to really make the first move. He has to, so König leans down and places a short peck on your lips to break the ice.

You’re pleasantly surprised as he kisses you. He smiles down at you as he sees the small smirk on the corner of your lips. One hand raises up and caresses the side of your face.

“Was that, okay?”

“Yeah.” A giggle escapes you. Your eyes fall to his lips and you wrap your arm around his neck, pulling him back into a kiss.

König bends down to reach you and kiss you again. Your lips lock as your eyes flutter shut. A few small pecks before König realizes that this will kill his back. “May I pick you up?”

“Uh, yeah.”

König’s hands move down to your thighs, your skin so soft and silk in the palm of his hands as he lifts you up. He presses you against a wall and you smile with a soft laugh. His hands rest on your ass, feeling the soft fabric of your cotton underwear.

Your lips meet again, his lips are thin but soft against your own. His mouth opens and you follow his lead. Tongues gently meeting and swirling around one another. König’s fingers slightly dig into your skin as he begins to get excited. His cock slowly gets hard in his pants, your lips pillowy and you taste so sweet.

König pulls away, “Can I kiss…other places?” His pale blue eyes trail down from your lips to your neck.

“You can.”

König wastes no time moving back into pepper kisses down your neck. His lips leaving wet kisses behind. He lightly bites your neck and you moan softly. You can feel yourself getting wet, every little kiss or scrape of his teeth sends deep tingles down your whole body. Your mind wanders off to thoughts of what his body might look like, feel like; craving his touch more than anything.

“You feel so nice in my hands.” He whispers. The thought of going further with you consumes him. There is a part of him that’s worried that you’ll reject him, but he’s already here with you so why not try?

König lowers you back down so your feet touch the floor, he kneels before you. You gaze into his blue eyes questioning what he is doing when you feel his hand creep up the inside of your thigh. Goosebumps cover your body. He looks at you as if asking for permission to continue. When you don’t stop him, he takes that as a yes.

You feel his fingers brush against the wet patch on your underwear, the soft touch sending a wave of excitement through your whole body. His finger hooks the fabric to the side and slips two fingers under, caressing your folds.

He looks at your face to see your reaction as he slips one finger into your pussy. Your jaw drops feeling his thick finger slowly move in and out of you. “König…” His name slips from your lips so softly.

“Shh.” König leans in to kiss you in a way to muffle your moans so those in the room outside the door don’t hear you. The both of you aren’t aware of how much time you have left, so König moves quickly in enjoying your body. An additional finger slips into you, filling your tight little cunt. Your eyes flutter and your hands hold his muscular arms tightly.

“I want you to cum.” König says in a hushed tone as he drops lower, lifting your dress over his head.

Your eyes go wide and you laugh out of surprise. “König!” You chuckle.

König lifts your right leg and places it over his shoulder, just getting lost in the moment. You’ve never had someone lick your pussy before so when you felt his warm, fat tongue swipe across your cunt, you let out the most pathetic whimper König has ever heard.

His tongue flicks back and forth of your clit, sucking slightly as it begins to grow from the stimulation. While he sucks his tongue swirls in circles around the delicate bud. Your legs twitch rapidly in reaction, head dropping back against the wall as your hands rest on his head through the dress’s fabric.

“That feels amazing.” You quietly whimper.

On the other side of the door Martha looks at her phone watching the second tick down until it’s time to let you out. The room is full of people laughing and drinking. Most people forgot that you two even went in there.

Once time runs out, Marth opens the door. The room instantly falls silent as they all see your face twisted in pleasure with König on his knees between your legs, one of his hands reaching up and squeezing your breast.

Your eyes shoot open and make eye contact with Martha. You push König’s head away from you in a panic. He pulls his head out from underneath your dress, looking up to you, he can see the look of terror on your face. Realizing what was going on he drops, stands up and wipes his face, turning to see Martha and a whole room of people with grins.

“You know that you’re supposed to kiss her mouth, not her pussy lips, right?” Aaron shouts, teasing the two of you.

König’s face turns red as he lets you leave the closet first. You clear your throat and look at the room of people. Most have gone back to their own personal conversations, but a few still watch you and laugh at the fact you and König were basically fucking in the closet. Embarrassment leaves you frozen until König’s fingers intertwine with yours and pull you away. He leads you out of the house and away from the party.

Standing outside he turns to you, still licking his lips to taste you. “Do you want to come to my dorm? We can continue?” He looks down at your dainty hand on his own.

“Let’s go.”

König smiles at you accepting his offer, he knows that you’re feeling this connection. As if you’ve both known each other for years. He turns and walks with you to his dorm, his mind going over everything he wants to do to you.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Hi I went to school for Linguistic Anthropology, don't be this Umm 🤓 Actually type of dork, you're accomplishing nothing.

[astropookie]

Mars/mars pc astro observations bc yes

jjk

*birth chart + tropical

I’ve noticed you can spend more time with people who have the same sign mars as you or you can feel more comfortable, daah.

mars trine saturn are so fucking loyal to what they’re archiving, they take their time, they could be fucked up on following other things but when they have something in mind, they’ll do it.

scorpio mars could be synonym of transformation, sadly this people could have had a special person in their life who was going through a rough time and they were by their side, scorpio mars not knowing what to do with all that amount of energy, feeling guilty and desperate. they could have been used to an anxious environment.

aquarius mars stop being so concerned and furious when you don’t understand others behavior, not everything is logic. I get it, you’re aware of how people act and how things work but that doesn’t mean you have to act like that to feel accepted -don’t take this seriously-. also, you look cute when you’re feeling yourself💋🎀

6H mars ik it’s daily for you, being mad and everyone noticing but you, or you’re not mad and everyone thinks you are? don’t get mad if I don’t left something you let me in the same way you gave it to me!! -exaggeratedly-. Don’t get mad if we’re not as organized as you!! don’t put your energy on those things, being mad on little details

mars at 5°, 17° or 29° (leo degree) STOP WITH THE PRIDEFUL ATTITUDE, you can’t even apologize wisely

mars at 9° or 21° (sagittarius degree) YOU CAN’T TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY when they’re confronting your unserious attitude or EVER. you look like a little kid trying to scape, STOP. “You thought..”, then look at the consequences. too chill for my patience. -thinking of someone while typing-

3H mars why do they have to have the same taste in music as you so you’ll immediately find them attractive? or them having the same interests as you -same favorite movie, series, etc-. also they could be dorks 🤓☝️

mars opposition jupiter makes people who have this aspect feeling they’re stuck on their process of their goal/dream, they could feel they’re constantly in the process and not identifying their progress or the positive aspects. they could feel really insecure/have a low self stem, comparing themselves with others. they could be seem as too idealistic.

when you’re mad with libra mars they can have a “I did nothing incorrect/wrong” attitude, they could even ask “when did I did that? Prove it”, like you remember every detail like them 😒

8H mars are MOODY, they have to do what they want and often base their decisions on how they feel. they don’t force things, they do how they feel. when they were children, they could have been seen as aggressive or unstoppable? unpredictable

sun square mars screams issues with your dad or the opinion of your dad and how he does things has/have had a lot of impact on your life and identity, way of proceeding. impulsive and gets excited like a kid when you give them a candy, oh but when you take it away…RUN.

as a mars at 10° or 22° (capricorn degree), yes I feel the need to be in charge -boss around-, I’m learning to not want/understand I don’t have to be in control every fucking time 😏 In every aspect. 

I’m still thinking virgo mars is the most resentful of all of them. they’ll do ANYTHING to protect their loved ones, they do everything they can to try to understand them, they’re so DEDICATED. it’s an honor to be one of their few special persons.

mars at 3°, 15° or 27° (gemini degree) LOVES, NEEDS to receive affirmations about how good they’re, in bed. a “I love your ass” will be a motivation to do more things…again, if it’s not in bed, they need to know how they’re doing things, they need communication to feel secure or that they’re doing it good.

mars persona chart*

gemini 5H in mars persona chart indicates is fucking hilarious/fun for you to tease people. how, when and what you talk, you do it on purpose, to see how far someone patience can last or to analyze their reactions. in every aspect. you can have a way with words that helps you to initiate things easily in bed.

cancer 6H in mars pc can mean you have to feel you like the sport you’re about to do to actually have motivation and be constant with it. for example, I started going to gym bc a friend was practically asking every day if I could be her gym partner, I didn’t want to and when I finally went was bc principally she was gonna be there, I emphasize with her and had to do something for my mental health -everyone was mentioning I had to-, not bc I like to do sport? Or going to the gym? I like how I’m feeling?😭 idk how to explain it.

aries venus in mars pc yes we know people who are horny makes you horny. you love how focused are on their life and how much they think on what they can do next, that they’re not wasting their time. it makes you wet 😝 that they get mad over little things and that they’re direct and a little idiots to process things.

taurus mercury in mars pc are so possessive, they want to know if you’re about to come and to affirm it, to tell them they made you feel so good to then choke you. they want proves on how good they’re doing it and how they can be better.

cancer mars in mars pc can be turned on whatever has to do with a mother figure 😭 or what’s seen as feminine? But more on a mother way. for example, if someone is taking care of them unconditionally and has this cancer aspect -big boobs, round face, innocent eyes- they’ll imagine being taken care in another way later

mars-uranus aspects in mars pc is attracted/turned on to people who are rejected by society, someone who is seemed as rebel or does change. not necessarily they have to be part of a social movement but since little details. for example, what’s rejected by conservative people, piercings 😝 an unique way of standing for themselves, etc.

neptune 1H in mars pc: you feel yourself with the unexpected. you even get horny?😭 your personality could be even unexpected.

♡ Based on personal experience and what I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.

♡ English is not my first language.

♡ I’m not a profesional astrologer.

Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋

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Its so funny to me how ppl try their best to ignore how Scarab looks under his mask which is also why he's so interesting and silly to me

Like, bro mannerisms and talking tone don't combine and that's so cool of him, like actually so adorable lmao

he doesn't need to be doing allat looking like that 😭

Bro over here being all "Prismo, I'm going to KILL YOU" and sounding like an audio book narrator looking like THIS:

He's like, "no one takes me seriously cuz I look like a dork so I'll just use a "mask" and train my voice to sound scary"...likeeee???? UR SO CUNTY AND SOPHISTICATED LOOKING LIKE A WILD ANIMAL WITH RABIES???? And the sounds! The little "WAH"s he does when he's a little bug?????? My man would say "ackshually ☝️🤓" unironically

ALSO, something I noticed was that his "human form" isn't NOTHING like his real, silly form and that makes me ask, is he insecure about his looks? like, not red hair, no glasses to match his face, A NOSE? MY BROTHER IN GLOB U DON'T HAVE A NOSE!!!! Bro insecure af!

Pls draw him silly and not just human-like, you're taking away his seasoning 😕

[the-record]

ICU

SUMMARY: ellies lost her keys…again… luckily dina’s pretty friend has an empty bed

PAIRING: ellie williams x reader

WARNINGS: none?

A/N: i missed these and yall!! not fully back but i miss writing also if u see stranger things content don’t be alarmed! still v much in love with ellie and abs

‘ I FEEL SOMETHING WHEN I SEE YOU NOW ‘

elliewilliams

elliewilliams LET ME INNNNNNNN. JOEL PLEASE LET ME INNNNNNNN

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dina_nolastname BAAHHAHA IMAGIWN 

   elliewilliams i HATE you CRY URSELF TO SLEEP

joelmmm 💤💤💤

   elliewilliams JOEL PLEASE UTS COLD

   elliewilliams IM TIRED AND IM VERY SORRY 

   elliewilliams JOELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

jessesucks go to tommy and marias stupid

   elliewilliams why didnt i think of that? oh wait I DID ITS 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A BABY STUPJD HOW DID YOU EVEN GRADUATE??!!?!?!

yourusername did u lose ur key again

   elliewilliams …no… also HOW DO U KNOW AB THAT?!?!

      yourusername dina talks a LOT when shes drunk

angel: ellie come to mine

ellie: huh?

a: ur locked out, im not, my beds made, urs probably isnt, come over.

e: u barely know me?!?!?

a: dina trusts u idc, come over rn or ill pick u up.

e: send me ur address.

“this was really nice of you.” ellies voice breaks the silence as make room for her beside you. you wave your hand, no worries, but she insists. “no seriously, you could’ve let me die. freeze. starve even.”

when you laugh she doesn’t think she’s ever heard a better sound. “ellie i don’t think any of those things would’ve happened.” you smile and lean on an elbow to look at her. “and i really don’t mind, gets lonely anyways. need a loser dork to fill the silence.” you tease.

she gasps in faux hurt, tracing an imaginary tear down her face.

elliewilliams

elliewilliams an ANGEL yall. $10,000,000 for her and her only.

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yourusername bye i let you stay over a night 😭 i didnt cure cancer

   elliewilliams ur right. $100,000,000 mb

dina_nolastname *sighs*

   elliewilliams i hate you.

joelmmm yourusername I am so sorry Ellie intruded, I’ll pay you for your time and kindness. 

   yourusername 😭😭 damn

      elliewilliams ignore him, he drinks

         yourusername its 8 am.

jessesucks oh you will NEVER live this down.

   elliewilliams blocked.

a_anderson you are an embarrassment to society!

   elliewilliams i hate all of u.

e: hey!

a: real chipper today huh

e: didn’t lose my key all week so yes very

e: i have a question tho

a: lmao im gonna steal ur key from u, whats up?

e: do u wanna go to a concert this weekend??

e: i bought the tickets for dina and i but she cancelled last minute and jesse cant go

e: its like 2 hours away on saturday 

e: also do NOT touch my key please i m begging

a: yea actually id love too :)

a: text me the details

e: great

e: okay yea ofc

elliewilliams 

elliewilliams so…

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dina_nolastname MRS STEAL UR GIRL 

   elliewilliams SHE WAS NEVER URS!!!

jessesucks GASPING when did this development occur.

   elliewilliams 🤓☝️

      jessesucks BREAK UP

yourusername girl on the left is sooo fine

   elliewilliams crazy, im more into the one on the right

   dina_nolastname yall r EMBARRASSING 

joelmmm yourinstagram Come for dinner tomorrow! Would love to meet Ellie’s pick of the month. 🩷

   yourinstagram GOODBYEEE

   elliewilliams JOEL?!?!??!!!??!

yourusername

yourusername in an interesting turn of events…

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jessesucks GAG

   yourusername this is why dina dumped you! 💋

      dina_nolastname BYEEE true tho

elliewilliams bruh we are so cute

   yourusername okay “bruh”

      elliewilliams WIAT OM SORRY

dina_nolastname mrs. stolen girl 💔💔

   yourusername im always urs bae 

a_anderson wheres MY cute gf damn.

   yourusername I KNOW SOMEONE WHOO LIIIIIIKES YOU!!

      a_anderson SPILL. 

   elliewilliams go away! 💋

a: hey

e: hi

a: come over?

a: please?

e: are you okay??

a: just please come over.

e: im omw right now

e: be there in 10

e: unlock the front door

a knock on your door wakes you from the light sleep you’d been in. a small ‘come in’ has ellie gently opening the door and walking softly towards your bed. her hands brush hair from your face, a kind smile on her face. something you can’t pinpoint in her eyes.

“you doing okay babe?” her voice is just above a whisper, though no one else would be home to hear it otherwise. “tired?”

you hum an answer out and reach for one of her hands, fiddling with her rings and avoiding her eyes. “can you turn off the light and sit with me?” she smiles and nods, savoring one more second before standing and taking off her jacket while walking to the switch.

its still light out, the evening sun beginning to set but still lighting up enough of your room. as she’s getting in beside you, she notices what you’re wearing. “nice shirt,” ellie says with a snort.

its one of hers, you stole it a few weeks ago with no intention of giving it back. her heart grows as a small smile graces your features. “there she is.” you flush and turn away. she coos teasingly while getting comfortable behind you.

when you do turn, shes the perfect pillow. her fingers trace your features as your eyes shutter closed.

e: hi love, you wanna do something today?

a: you have something in mind?

e: thought we could go bowling 

e: that new bowling place just opened downtown, looks cute

a: kinda tired. do something at home?

e: alreadyomw with snacks for u

a: youre the best.

a: i miss you.

e: i miss you too. you doing okay?

a: are you at work

a: im tired

e: i get off in 30 

e: come over to mine, joel will let you in

a: okay

elliewilliams 

elliewilliams bbg needs a NAP theyre grouchy

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yourusername i know where you live.

   elliewilliams LOVE YA!

joelmmm Photo creds.

   elliewilliams sighs.

dina_nolastname angel ALWAYS needs nap bro gets really grumpy

   yourusername I ALSO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

      dina_nolastname see? grumpy.

jessesucks we’ve all seen the pictures she looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL, uhm… and he’s there… (ellie is he)

   dina_nolastname (ellie is he) BYE

   yourusername HEY JESSIE WOAHHH FEELS LIKE A PARTY EVERYDAY

   elliewilliams remember when dina dumped u?

a: can we go to the aquarium 

e: you feel up to it?

a: no obviously i asked because i don’t 

e: OKAY SORRY DAMN

e: god just being a supportive girlfriend and this is what i get. 

a: GOODBYE I DONT WANNA GO ANYMORE

e: no im sorry im sorry im sorry i wanna go

a: YAY

a: pick me up in 30 pls

e: of course love 

e: im glad you’re feeling better

e: very excited rn

yourusername

yourusername finally left the house after 72628748829 years 

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elliewilliams @ the guy who took this for us ur so real

   yourusername YEA!!!!!!

dina_nolastname yall r so cute CRY

   yourusername u want me fr

jessesucks ICK

   dina_nolastname this is why i dumped u

elliewilliams 

elliewilliams a moment for the gf!

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yourusername OF ALL THE THINGS YOU POST THIS?!?!? THIS?!!!!!!!?

   elliewilliams but u look so pretty

      yourusername CHOKE ily

         elliewilliams I love YOU

dina_nolastname my wife is so gorg

   elliewilliams back off?

      yourusername LADIES LADIES theres enough of me to go around

jessesucks cute ig

joelmmm You found a good one babygirl! 

   elliewilliams DAMN RIGHT I DID

e: hey i love you

a: i love you too

a: u lose ur key again?

e: …

a: ffs come over good god

e: already here!

a: R U IN MY KITCHEN??!

e: ur mom says hi

e: be up in a sec!! snacks!