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onpie · 3 months ago

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Noodles and Tea’s work inspired me fr

#phineas and ferb #gravity falls #perry the platypus #bill cipher #crossover #heinz doofenshmirtz #major monogram #great googly moogly #And at this one stand there was this forest service guy #and he was selling these really amazing muffins #they had Dunkleberries and EVERYTHING they looked delicious but they had nuts in them so I didn’t buy them #(I’m not allergic or anything I just think that there is a time and a place where you don’t put nuts in food #like seriously this thing was STUFFED with pecans and I was like that’s gonna ruin the flavor! Pecan…. that’s a really weird word you know #like try saying it out loud a couple times. Pecan.. peCHAAANs. Pea-can. hm. hm.#anyway)#but this guy had some other really random junk lying around so I decided to take a look and I actually found something really msyerious!#there was this book with a big ‘2’ on it and I couldn’t find the other ones so I was like hey where’s the rest of these and he was like #we already sold them off and I was like WHAT that’s so crazy #like if you’re gonna sell a set of books #WHY would you sell each one separately cuz that would really suck to just like #start in the middle of a series or get hooked and never be able to continue it #and I was pretty wary anyways cuz it looked so CRYPTIC and WEIRD #but he said he’d give it to me for 92 cents and baby that’s a STEAL #couldn’t NOT take it #I mean it sat around on my desk for months and I mainly just used it as a paperweight until one night #they stopped broadcasting America’s Got Talent on my channel and out of SPITE I decided to find a way to defy American Tradition #and read a book #….what? ohhhh you though I was gonna build an inator over this #no at the time I was already working on a Tuesday Inator that would force every Calendar in the Tri-State area to always have every day #as Tuesday so I could ALWAYS have a discount on tacos! do you know how OVERPRICED those things are when they’re not on Tuesday?

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rystiel · 2 months ago

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sorta not-too-shitty stepdad stan takes tate fishing

(he’s that weird guy who’s always with his dad when tate visits on the weekends after his parents’ divorce)

#HIIII PORTAL PARTNERS AU MAKES A COMEBACK !!!!!!!#stan & fidd work together. fidd gets divorced. fidd gets tate on the weekends (they kid-proof the shack & keep him away from the portal ofc)#fidd never goes crazy. stan and fidd are always together.#stan takes tate fishing. tate likes fishing. he grows up to run that bait shop.#when i originally posted abt my version of portal partners somebody on tiktok asked about where tate is in it #and i like to think he keeps a good relationship with his dad in this au :]#& in extension a good relationship with stan #figured i had to draw something about it #stan makes him a little fishing hat btw (just like how he did for mabel & dipper)#i didn’t draw it but his hat says tater on it #anyway #ummm trusty ol instagram stories #i swear i’m only drawing things on there recently so all of the stuff i’m posting sucks a little bit LOLLLLL #eh #oh well #gravity falls #fiddlestan #(technically)#stanley pines #tate mcgucket #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls au #portal partners au #gravity falls portal partners au #<- that’s what i’m calling my version of Stan & Fidd Work On The Portal Together And Become Gay Old Men btw if u didn’t know #my art #rystiart #yeahg. hey guys

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moeblob · 6 days ago

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TIL "Lay On Hands" is a paladin healing skill and I am blessed by this knowledge.

#moe talks a lot #oops i fell in love #cleric!right is forever funny to me because yeah its incredibly fitting for him to crave the power to heal #since he personally is so damaged and refuses to hurt others even in a game #but also he has such a foul mouth and you cannot remove that part of him ever #hes going to yell obscenities before he heals someone #like the joke of YOU HAVE UNO IT CAME WITH YOUR XBOX #is now YOU HAVE HEALING IT COMES WITH THE PALADIN #and then he just goes and heals karen while paul is like hey thats mean what if i want to bond with you :c #why wont you ever heal ME right i wanna be healed by you ! shes missing like 2hp what about healing my 10hp #again i have zero dnd exp and i am only learning from asking buddies who play it cause google sucks #i say that bc i tried googling something about clerics and it gave answers i didnt want to questions i didnt ask #anyway time to go perish personally im in so much pain and im v tired #for the record bc i know some people have expressed concerns in the past that im pushing myself too much to draw daily #its mostly my legs n feet that hurt constantly after work #my hand is still fine and while i do have some weird bruising on my arms (a mystery!) bc i bruise easily #its not me pushing through the hand pain or something bad like that its just i ache a lot

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half-of-the-story · 1 month ago

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god im really about to force myself to reread my tkg fic bc i heard a song that Took Me Back and then i read the last chapter i posted and forgot i had??? a whole really cool plot???? so. have to endure shit i wrote almost 10 years ago.............

#the worst part is. i now know as an adult how fucking stupid i was as a kid #this writing sucks #i sucked #i thought i was so cool and mature but i was an idiot #and i know the text is gonna reek. of how stupid i was #but i remembered that i made kaneki maul someone so hey. there's that #enduring the bullshit to hopefully write a wrap on this fic i was spontaneously inspired for #no this is not a promise but. i guess it would be nice if it was #time to make notes #i dont actually remember the original ending anymore. i had a really detailled outline on an old laptop but #like i said. its been almost 10 years.....#so anyway. modern me is gonna be writing the ending in a way that i see fit #if i ever. do that #me: write your thesis which is due soon OR.... daydream the conclusion of the anime fic u started when u were in highschool #well. i am still that kid deep down bc boy do i love to Not do my work

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jrueships · 3 months ago

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im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐

#i was supposed to go in yesterday but um #so basically i did whatever training i was never even aware existed on a platform i was never told of #which has progress for every lil step i do so my manager literally could see i hadnt even logged on n couldve warned me any time #but never did 4 some reason. like even a days notice like heyyy have u gotta blah done n not as im abt to exit to work #BUT ANYWAYS so i tell her i got it done n shes like awesome i make new schedule (since she said we have 2 completely rid the old one #i dont get an update until 4 days later. all she did was add THREE training days (im supposed to have 6 cus it's a hard job)#on TOP of my old schedule. so i have 3 days i know are training days and then a solo day bcs that solo day was going off my old schedule #so it's like. which days do i go on then. bcs u said i cant come in at all bcs we'll have to make a completely new schedule #and then the new schedule is just. 3 added days. on top of my old one #sunday i was scheduled for training & there was No trainer scheduled with me. it was just me #sunday wasnt one of the 3 new days added. it was from the old schedule she literally told me to ignore #n then all a sudden today i get an email from someone who was supposed to be training me (name not even on the schedule tho)#n shes like hey im in the building are u lost or smthing :)?' mind u im asleep . so she probably thot she was wasting her time for a good hr #i emailed her an apology n an explanation but UGH r u fucking serious?? IF I KNEW THAT WAS A (NEW) TRAINING DAY I WOULDVE WENT #I JUST WANT TO GET USED TO THIS NEW THING & IT'S JUST GETTING FUCKED LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A BADGE YET BRO #like i was suspicious of going in sunday bcs it wouldve lined up nicely with the 3 added training days #but manager TOLD me she was adding a whole new training schedule! i double check n all she added were THREE days! thats it!#how was *i* supposed to know sunday was supposed to be 1 of those days when ive been staying at home ignoring the schedule u said 2 #BCS U SAID 2. AND ALSO. THERE WAS NO TRAINER ON THE SCHEDULE.#even tho the drive is far. i wouldve driven up there today to see if i could shadow if i had known there was someone to shadow there #bcs even if i was wrong abt the day 2 come in at least i wouldnt waste my time but i didnt even know if there was someone there with a #trainer title. so i just missed a day i didnt even know i rlly had. FOR NOTHING. UGHH. I FEEL SO STUPID. I HATE MISCOMMUNICATION #im so scared of coming in now. sverybodys gonna think im dum n what if i have issues training then theyre gonna be like #we spent all this time on bro n he had all this time 2 prepare n he still sucks like damn we should just give up #i would 2 but i hate not seeing things to completion so. ugh. hate it here. idk what 2 say. EMBARRASSING #i hate miscommunications i hate feeling stupid

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maeby-cursed · 5 months ago

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take me to the drafts where all my drabbles went to die

#˙⋆ 𓂃 ࣪maecrosoft !#hey guys ! i have ideas and no words !#i want to rb fics and write so so bad but i absolutely Suck at being on the World Wide Web as of late #anyways please do know that im cheering all my moots works even if im too drained to comment #yall are so talented always #SMOOCH !

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illdothehotvoice · 1 month ago

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Sometimes I forget Princess Peach Showtime exists actually. Like it's not bad it's just so disconnected from the rest of the series plot and genre wise I kind of just. Forget it happened???? Like we as a fandom do not bring it up at all chcbcbxbsfg.

#bro i wanted mario to secretly be in it SO bad 😭 I don't think he is #it's cute! i've seen a good chunk of it i never did get around to finishing it #definitely baby game but baby game in the baby game series isn't a bad thing it's just not my thing #sucks i wanted that game to be my thing so bad cjcjcnxjdndndnfnsfg #OH i want to clarify i didn't want mario in jt in a “I can't consume content without my Blorbo and i want it to be about him” sense i mean #it would have been a nice treat but also i think it would have connected back to the main series more if Mario was secretly kidnapped #or something like that ie original Luigi's Mansion #CAUSE LOOK Luigi's Mansion is one of my favorite games and it's VERY disconnected from the main series until it's NOT #because there are Boos and Bowser jumpscare and Mario is also there #it works to explore new shit while keeping everything coherent #like it feels like a mario game lmfao #and who knows Luigi's Mansion was also originally faced with the same criticism and now it's a cult classic so dndnxbxbdbdf #who knows! i just think it could have tied back to mario more it kind of just feels like it's own thing and “Hey Princess Peach is here!”#like even her voice is different???? which was a choice??? cause i don't see that voice in any other new game??#correct me if i'm wrong i haven't seen jamboree yet

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the-rogue-mockingjay · 8 months ago

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Everybody say hello to Kass! 👋

I've been wanting to do one of these OC template things for a while, and it really helped me solidify Kass's character :>

template used is [here], squadmate pics are taken from their wiki pages

I may or may not have made this partly to avoid going to Virmire lololol

#i don't have the time or energy to write anything atm so i figured kass could have this much at least fkjglhdkjgh #maybe i'll do an me2 version also when i get that far 👀 who knows......#i also wanna do one for morrigan but that's WAY more work than my sleepy ass can do rn dflfkghdkj #kassandra shepard #commander shepard #femshep #mass effect #make a shepard that isn't a biotic challenge failed #make a character that isn't purple themed challenge also failed 😔#but hey! i know how to mod the game now! i had a very specific hairstyle in mind for kass so it was Required #the vanilla hairs....kinda suck lfdkjghdlg

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berryblu-soda · 4 months ago

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throwback to that time i was telling my cousin abt akira´s ENTIRE lore and she just went "ok but he still has human limits" to which i replied "do you think i let him keep his HUMANITY???" and laughed dhmfhsfgsjf

edit: dammit, wrong blog dshfdgdshhjdssnm

#oc: akira #west coast #i was probs like 15 at this point #his lore is treating him considerably kinder now btw #old akira was volatile and broody and so *so* lonely but too scared to get close to anyone :3 #honestly a vibe but he doesnt quite work like that w the current story #biggest change is he was a good fighter; now he sucks at everything but a shield probably haha #<- which was originally a coping mechanism and representation of his walled off sentiment abt the world etc etc #also hey yall wanna know what caused him? like; as an oc...#bh6 brainrot- but specifically a dark angsty au someone here on tumblr was doing #which later got reposted to pinterest #this is also why blair was originally the one carrying around mushroom potions; she wasnt a fighter!!!!#oh how things have changed <3<3<3 #oc talk #berryblu ocs

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lilowoof · 3 months ago

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ngl gamers, I think I'm gonna inevitably lose to the hormones and depression in the near future XD

Can't bring myself to be active cause I'm using a lot of energy to not vent post all the time. But fuck it, into the tags I go!