#Hen is like: the fuck was that

[ilianitta]

'What's our motto? Who cares!'

7x03 Capsized, 9-1-1

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

[b0bbynash]

[strawlessandbraless]

He just realized that being straight at this particular firehouse puts him in the minority

[epiphainie]

this is one of those fic ideas i wanted to write for every ship i've ever been into so it will probably never happen but i'd like to have a silly story with 40 yo, single, lonely tommy kinard who's been down on his luck all his life - like i'm talking ridiculous levels of mom dying at childbirth, dad being terrible, horrifically unfortunate experience of the military, a series of failed jobs, a series of failed relationships, friendships never sticking for long, risks he takes always going south, somehow getting paper cuts through chainmail gloves, missing the bus while trying to avoid his daily encounter with the neighbor's dog etc. - one day opening the door of his downtrodden studio apartment to this beautiful man who stands there like a fucking angel. who looks at tommy with big apologetic eyes, red cheeks of shame, and twiddling thumbs of guilt and stutters, "so, uhm, i wish you didn't have to learn it this way but hi, i'm the guardian angel who, as it turns out, misplaced your files about four decades ago, and so uhm it just resurfaced, haha, and like yeah, i've been banished here for penance. i'll take the couch, it's fine."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 76

Tim has no idea whether to laugh or cry. Bruce sends him away from Gotham to stay safe from Red Hood, yet who is standing there, in the Titan Tower, but the man himself. And if he was attacking or something then fine, he could deal with it. But no, the man is standing there, in the kitchen, cooking like it’s an everyday thing. Like sure he’s cooking angrily and Tim swears he can see some sort of eye glow in the helmet, but it’s not like he’s actually threatening any of them?? The literal crime lord has been hissing about them not having any food and being out of medical supplies and who decided to leave a bunch of teens alone to take care of themselves. Which. Rude, he’s been taking care of himself for years, and both Raven and Beast Boy have too! What type of scheme is this?!

Jason was going to go through with his attack on the Tower, he really was. But seriously, they didn’t even have any medical supplies, their cupboards were practically empty of food, and they didn’t even have any cleaning supplies. For fuck’s sake he’d gotten in so easily and it was a giant tower shaped like a T- everyone knew where it was! Honestly it’s not his fault the pit rage went from being pissed to the literal child- which uh, huh he’ll have to freak out about that later- to raging about how he took better care of the alley kids than the heroes were taking care of their kids so guess whose going to have to fucking step up! 

[jjkyaoi]

speaking of stiles stilinski, the way the entire fandom like. warped his character completely for so many years is still one of my favorite talking points because what do you MEAN pack mother. what do you mean he’s this selfless hero who would sacrifice himself for his supernatural found family…???????????? girl. 90% of the characters we’ve met he’s either distrusted and theorized as killers (most of the time being right to some length but that’s beyond the point) like a cat who hisses when their owners friends come over, and the other half he’s like. made multiple comments about wanting to kill or been. unnecessarily catty to. like . that motherfucker CRAVES violence. the entire show would’ve been completely fucking different if he was the main character. why did the fandom take these things from him when they make him SO interesting

[usercelestial]

maybe im a hater but calling the lesbian relationship "a gay ship for straights" while calling a non canon mlm relationship "a gay ship for gays" genuinely pisses me off so bad like how the hell is a relationship between two Black lesbians, one of which is masc, for straight people. like, honestly if we're gonna play that game, straight women fetishize Buck and Eddies relationship way more, it's way more popular with straight audiences, while Hen and Karen's storylines get ignored by straight fans AND gay fans. like Christ just say you people do not care about lesbians or female characters one fucking bit

[fluffydice]

Guy with Generalized Anxiety Disorder be like

[beeduoo]

wonderful

[lovecolibri]

Buck being like "Daaaaaad, they took my phooooone" while Hen and Eddie play keep awway is my new favorite firefam moment 🤣🤣🤣

[zykamiliah]

since this post is doing the rounds again, i want to take a moment to remind everyone that saving lbh from the bullying disciples, saving lqg's life, almost sacrificing himself to protect the sect during the demon invasion, are things that sqq does without any ulterior motives. if he wanted to capitalize on his good deed, he would have revealed himself after protecting lbh. when he meets lqg in the lingxi caves, it surprises him to see him there, and it's after he's already rescued lqg from a qi deviation that it occurs to him that "hmmm, this is a good ally to have, just in case". and during the demon invasion, after getting poisoned, he was ready to self-detonate so that he could take out sha hualing.

like, yeah, sy!sqq is smart and cares about his own survival-- but he's also a big softie that can't stand seeing people hurt and do nothing

[nubimera]

I built a sunroom at my farm for my potted plants, and apparently Shane liked it so much that now he feels the need to fill the rest of the house with plants too

[nicxxx5]

there are so many fandom ships that i want, so 911 is one of the very few times i don't want it because i think buck and tommy are really good together.

now i also get bashing a character that you don't like, especially when they're trash...but goddammit some of yall are so fucking nasty to tommy and he didn't do shit 😭😭😭

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 240

You know what I think could be a really interesting premise?

Liminal-as-fuck Batfamily (and maybe all of Gotham itself) who aren't part of the Justice League. Like I am saying full on cryptid batfam who terrorize the criminals of Gotham and aren't well known outside of the city besides rumours.

And now throw in the Phantom team, either via Sam or Ellie or otherwise bringing the anti-ecto acts to their attention. I'm saying feral ghostly children barely being held back by Alfred from destroying the GIW buildings with their bare hands. Yes, that includes Bruce and Kate.

[peachdues]

since we’re all ovulating right now and i just got done with my ninth re-read of The Netherwood, i just wanted to share a thought i had

thinking of werewolf!Sanemi being able to tell when reader is ovulating. he can both see the changes in her and smell the subtle change in her scent, all while it always makes his instincts to breed flare up. one time, however, her cycle lines up with his heat and he just goes fucking wild, both physically and mentally unable to control himself.

like dirty nasty breeding sex and his neighbors are beyond sick of him

..

especially in the cough cough predator-prey au cough cough cough

BESTIE DON’T DO THIS TO MEEEEE

You know how I joke that this would be Sanemi if Reader got her way?

Yeah. I think this instance — if her ovulation week lined up with his heat — there would be no tapping out. because you’re so right. I think Sanemi gets one whiff of those hormones and he just goes into full breeding mode. Not a thought in his head other than mate and breed.

I think he even loses control over his shifting — like he’s just cycling between human, half-shifted, and full-shifted forms constantly, sometimes doing all three in one session. She’s not walking out of it until her belly is fully bloated with cum (if she’s walking at ALL). But let’s be honest — her ovulation week is probably a monster of its own. She’s already got negative self preservation cells in her brain — she’s probably worse when she’s got that ovulation horniness.

As for his neighbors being sick of them — I imagine Shinobu and genya are both like “for the love of GOD y’all need to go to that cave!! We cannot take this!!” Even the monsters in the netherwood probably are giving them the side eye because you’re right — it’s filthy, nasty, sloppy, and LOUD.

God now I need to work this into the predator/prey AU. Or maybe it will appear as a canon after shot…