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spanish journalism at its finest 😭
#excellent headline and picture choice lmao#“pedri's gang”#and it's just a bunch of toddlers lmao#spanish journalism is so fucking funny#pedri#pedri gonzalez#fermin lopez#pablo gavi#alejandro balde#lamine yamal#pau cubarsi#fc barcelona#fc barça
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Here’s a couple of Midvalleys I‘d managed to find the strength to finish
#Trigun#Trimax#Trigun Maximum#Midvalley the Hornfreak#Sylvia the Saxophone#When I saw someone point out that one of the newspapers Roberto’s reading#in Tristamp has a small headline that says he’s performing in September#I immediately pictured this guy gushing to Sylvia about their gigs making front page
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stand and deliverrrrrrr
#em draws stuff#rls kidnapped#alan breck stewart#something something dandy highwayman. 'alan breck stewart in adam ant's outfits' has been in the to-do list for a WHILE#also hey look! headlines everywhere report that estranged partners em cupola and The Concept of Lineart have reunited#stay tuned for more of whatever this metaphor is and also. the pictures#I intended to research era-appropriate rude gestures and then I got sidetracked staring at adam ant and coveting his gender :/
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#n0t seri0us#I was looking at pictures of cornish rexes#and the picture/headline combo made me laugh#so I'm making this my pinned post#Cornish Rex
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Jackie: This is your fault!
Big News Morgans: *mid bite* I mean statistically speaking probably but this is a very hostile energy to bring to me during lunch.
Jackie: Sir Crocodile doesn’t like me and it’s your fault!
Big News Morgans: Well now hold on - he could not like you for completely none me related reasons.
Jackie: *rolls eyes* He hates journalists and 10 times out of 10 when someone doesn’t like journalists, it’s because of you. You give us a bad name!
Big News Morgans: I gave us a name to begin with. And maybe he just finds you annoying.
Jackie: :0 HOW DARE YOU! I AM A DELIGHT TO EVERYONE!
Big News Morgans: What about the Baroness of Port Mehar? She wasn’t exactly your biggest fan if I recall correctly~
Jackie: That woman was 102! All she had left was gums and hate! And that was because of you, you told her she wasn’t even gonna be worth a blurb when she passed!
Big News Morgans: And I was right, all she got was footnote when she finally hobbled her way to death's door.
Jackie: 🤨🤨🤨
Big News Morgans: Fine I admit it: I’m not a people person. But at some point you have to accept that everyone isn’t going to be your friend.
Jackie: *sniffs indignantly* I refuse that reality. Back to the topic at hand, what did you do to make Sir Crocodile hate journalists so?
((Flashback to God Valley))
Young Morgans: 📸📸📸
Young Crocodile: ! Hey! Delete that!
Young Morgans: Ha! Nice joke kid! Now scram, these photographs ain’t gonna take themselves! Hoo boy, front page here I come!
Young Crocodile: 👁️👁️
((End of Flashback))
Big News Morgans: Nope! Can’t think of a single thing.
#the picture doesn’t get used for the edition but it still exists somewhere in a old book and haunting Croco's memories#Morgans genuinely doesn’t remember it because he was in headline heaven#one piece#one piece oc#jackie#big news morgans#sir crocodile
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I had to do this meme i HAD to
#roblox#in plain sight#in plain sight 2#meme#shitpost#im not calling you good boy#nighty arts#sketch#alt ver is headliner looking at their boss after a round where they only took pictures instead of killing
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im sorry these massively different headlines on the same article is so 😭😭😭
#a lot of things are happening here...#USING THAT PICTURE??? ALRIGHT PACK IT UP SKITTLE SQUAD#maffhewsasha in my 4 nations... more likely than you think...#sorry the way they decide to highlight different parts of the article in each promo like...#“the switch will flip” “friendship ON HOLD” “ready to put friendship ASIDE”#tabloid ass headlines#this is what happens when your loyal A is an A for another man
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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman
part one | part two
#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN#honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog#where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags#kyle dubas#toronto maple leafs#& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe#& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor#the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi#that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like#ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds#how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid#the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines#i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer#brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc#bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always#know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works#no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs#i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen#narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel#about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO#did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner#if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf#simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2#one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry#liv in the replies
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This is how the scene went, right?
#renfield#renfield 2023#renfield movie#this is like the fourth version I made with three pictures and two headlines#but he deserves all the rest now
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Anyway, I stand by the fact that nobody will ever be as funny as angry Italian F1 fans:
"Ferrari SF-23: Binotto took with him the instruction manual" 💀 (yes, that's the actual headline)
#the choice of headline + picture sent me to the stratosphere#anyways idk how to explain the delicate balance between tifosi and ferrari#nobody loves ferrari like their fans#but also#nobody HATES ferrari as much as the team's own fans do 😂#f1#Ferrari
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some of y’all are so culturally christian it’s killing me. “this is karma for your wrongdoings” is just repackaged “this is punishment for your sins”
#y’all can reblog this#just saw a post talking about the Conyers chemical fire#which made my eyes burn for three days btw and I’m far from it#and the post had a news headline about the fire next to a tweet screenshot that said ‘this is Georgia if they build cop city’ over a picture#of Atlanta being hit with floods and lightning and fire and etc etc#we don’t want cop city! do you think we’ve sat here and done nothing? do you think we just stand by and let them build it? shut the fuck up#the Conyers chemical fire was because a company ignored numerous other incident and safety issues#cultural christianity
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obsessed w this article why are they making it look like she was murdered and her ghost is out seeking revenge
#uk politics#<- for blacklist#i havent read the article btw the picture and headline is enough for me
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GOOBY
#good omens#good omens season 2#archangel fucking gabriel#hes just a silly gooby goober#hes just a little guy#gomens shitpost#okay but the question is: do i onions headline that picture#i feel like we can move on from the onion edits#and yet at the same time theyre so good#i guess it depends on how good a caption i find#answers on a postcard
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WHY WHAT WILL HE DO
#WHAT ARE THIS HEADLINE AND PICTURE HELLO???#he will fucking get you#ben platt#honeymind#i'm absolutely in love with this new album btw
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Don't ask how my brain came up with this...
Kafka as Spiderman and Hoshina as J. Jonah. Jameson and they're in a secret relationship with Hoshina knowing who Spiderman is. Which leads to a whole different interpretation of menace.
Hoshina: That Kaijuman is a menace!
Kafka(as Kaijuman and outside Hoshina's office window.): You're just mad because I made you cum first last night!
Hoshina: *whips around and tries to launch a coffee mug through the open window at his Kaiju/spider lover* *Kafka catches it and webs it to the high ceiling of his office, just out of reach before he swings away.*
Hoshina: KAIJUMAAAAN!
#kaiju no. 8#kafka hibino#soshiro hoshina#kafhoshi#kaiju no 8#i'll add some funnier tags later.#need to make food and leave.#okay I back.#Now that I've thought about it. It would make more sense for Hoshina to be Spiderman and Kafka to be JJJ because of their personality...#but let me provide a piece of persuasion to my side...#Kafka.... with a Spiderman canon level FAT ASS.#its true#look it up#Spidermen all have fat asses because they wall crawl.#Also I just jumped to Kafka being spiderman because of the whole Kaiju thing.#But I would also be down for a purple; sword welding; wisecracking Hoshina Spiderman variant#Like a JJJ meets Headline moment.#(Headline is JJJ as Spiderman if some of you weren't aware of that)#I like to think that Kafka would be considered an anomaly in Spider verse because of his suit.#I picture it looking like a spider suit#but it acts like a mix between his normal transformation and a version of Venom.#Its not sentient like Venom but it can become partially sentient if he comes under extreme duress (Like he fights Isao again)#Kafka gains his powers SWALLOWING the spider.#and it was the same size as the mini Kaiju that turned him.#He's now a version of Spiderman that's now terrified of spiders.#last thought#Has there been any version of Spider Man that had a romantic relationship with their reality's version of Jonah Jameson?
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