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pedripics · 4 months ago
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spanish journalism at its finest 😭
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angheling · 4 months ago
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Here’s a couple of Midvalleys I‘d managed to find the strength to finish
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chiropteracupola · 6 months ago
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stand and deliverrrrrrr
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laqueus · 1 year ago
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cryingpariah · 13 days ago
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Jackie: This is your fault!
Big News Morgans: *mid bite* I mean statistically speaking probably but this is a very hostile energy to bring to me during lunch.
Jackie: Sir Crocodile doesn’t like me and it’s your fault!
Big News Morgans: Well now hold on - he could not like you for completely none me related reasons.
Jackie: *rolls eyes* He hates journalists and 10 times out of 10 when someone doesn’t like journalists, it’s because of you. You give us a bad name!
Big News Morgans: I gave us a name to begin with. And maybe he just finds you annoying.
Jackie: :0 HOW DARE YOU! I AM A DELIGHT TO EVERYONE!
Big News Morgans: What about the Baroness of Port Mehar? She wasn’t exactly your biggest fan if I recall correctly~
Jackie: That woman was 102! All she had left was gums and hate! And that was because of you, you told her she wasn’t even gonna be worth a blurb when she passed!
Big News Morgans: And I was right, all she got was footnote when she finally hobbled her way to death's door.
Jackie: 🤨🤨🤨
Big News Morgans: Fine I admit it: I’m not a people person. But at some point you have to accept that everyone isn’t going to be your friend.
Jackie: *sniffs indignantly* I refuse that reality. Back to the topic at hand, what did you do to make Sir Crocodile hate journalists so?
((Flashback to God Valley))
Young Morgans: 📸📸📸
Young Crocodile: ! Hey! Delete that!
Young Morgans: Ha! Nice joke kid! Now scram, these photographs ain’t gonna take themselves! Hoo boy, front page here I come!
Young Crocodile: 👁️👁️
((End of Flashback))
Big News Morgans: Nope! Can’t think of a single thing.
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nightseeye · 7 months ago
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I had to do this meme i HAD to
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mariacallous · 26 days ago
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ratatatastic · 26 days ago
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im sorry these massively different headlines on the same article is so 😭😭😭
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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years ago
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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman
part one | part two
#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN#honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog#where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags#kyle dubas#toronto maple leafs#& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe#& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor#the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi#that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like#ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds#how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid#the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines#i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer#brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc#bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always#know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works#no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs#i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen#narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel#about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO#did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner#if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf#simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2#one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry#liv in the replies
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ninjathrowingstork · 2 years ago
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This is how the scene went, right?
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mistressemmedi · 2 years ago
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Anyway, I stand by the fact that nobody will ever be as funny as angry Italian F1 fans:
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"Ferrari SF-23: Binotto took with him the instruction manual" 💀 (yes, that's the actual headline)
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iliveinprocrasti-nationn · 5 months ago
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some of y’all are so culturally christian it’s killing me. “this is karma for your wrongdoings” is just repackaged “this is punishment for your sins”
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neighbourhoodtwo · 1 year ago
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obsessed w this article why are they making it look like she was murdered and her ghost is out seeking revenge
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tonydaddingham · 2 years ago
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GOOBY
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shaniacsboogara · 9 months ago
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WHY WHAT WILL HE DO
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mechazushi · 7 months ago
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Don't ask how my brain came up with this...
Kafka as Spiderman and Hoshina as J. Jonah. Jameson and they're in a secret relationship with Hoshina knowing who Spiderman is. Which leads to a whole different interpretation of menace.
Hoshina: That Kaijuman is a menace!
Kafka(as Kaijuman and outside Hoshina's office window.): You're just mad because I made you cum first last night!
Hoshina: *whips around and tries to launch a coffee mug through the open window at his Kaiju/spider lover* *Kafka catches it and webs it to the high ceiling of his office, just out of reach before he swings away.*
Hoshina: KAIJUMAAAAN!
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