#He's a magic wizard

[remedyspoison]

Hypno's third eye and psychic abilities actually being a curse that's tormented him since childhood? At first it haunted him and caused several sleepless nights where he was tormented by an entity nobody could understand but over time he learned to live with it, even embrace it and use the chokehold it had over him to do magicky stuff? Now he's considered a master of the 'dark arts' and has big strong powers? But some days it hits him harder than usual? Consumed him entirely? Bonus points if his watch is a magic relic that helps seal the crazy away? He's very strong and powerful and everybody around him is lucky he's a chill guy??

[rrat-king]

evan being told to do what he wanted to do and just kill these lizards. so good i love you evan kelmp <33

[queenoftheantz]

!!WIZARDS!!

I drew these last year and made them stickers that I sell at cons, but I forgot to post them online! (If you happen to go to Dokomi this year I'll have these with me there) (the two cats at the top are based on my friends' cats, who are perfect and special)

[1001aus]

Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.

While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.

Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.

It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.

This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.

(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)

[sennamaticart]

Born for the t-shirt and jorts combo, forced to wear wizard robes.

[cakypa120]

They know absolutely nothing about Shazam. Children understand this and use it perfectly.

Lightning (Darla): I'll tell Mom everything!!

Switch (Eugene): Which one? They're all dead!

Flash: *chokes on air*

Ms. Marvel: You tried to kill me in the womb!

Captain Marvel: Don't be dramatic, I helped you come into existence earlier.

Ms. Marvel: You wrapped your umbilical cord around my neck!

Captain: Until it's proven, don't care what they say!

Nightwing: I have so many questions right now.

Red Hood: I would have done the same to you if we were in the same womb.

Voltage (Freddy): They kept bringing me down to the ground even though they knew it would kill me.

Superman: What do you mean?

Voltage: Why do you think I keep flying? It's my curse. Whenever I touch the ground, I die. My dad wasn't very fond of me when I was a kid.

Superman: That's terrible.

Thunder (Pedro): *appears behind Voltage and pulls him to the ground*

Voltage: *his feet touch the floor and he falls to the floor*

Superman: *grabs his head and can't hear his heartbeat* OH MY RAO! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!

Thunder: *raises Voltage* That's hilarious.

Voltage: *looks up with huge eyes*

Voltage: See what I meant?! They hate me!

Thunder: You threw Captain Marvel into a volcano the day before yesterday.

Voltage: Little things, little things.

Lightning: *sits on unicorn* It's time to pay for all your sins!

Captain Marvel: I didn't eat your fairies!

Hal: WHAT THE HELL IS A FUCKING UNICORN IN THE WATCHTOWER!!

Thunder: *calmly eats raw entrails*

All Around: *sounds of disgust and nausea*

Switch: ...and that way we can take over the villain's lair.

Batman: Are you really planning on going into a highly guarded lair in an iron horse?

Switch: It worked in Troy. Besides, it wasn't God who threw that apple, it was Ms. Marvel.

Batman: What?

Switch: *shrugs* She was very self-conscious about her acne.

Captain Marvel: *holding a long iron spear* Have you seen Voltage?

Superman: Why do you need him?

Captain: He killed my favorite sheep. And I'll make a kebab out of him.

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

I adore sweet, tender, loving Gale. Of course I do. HOWEVER most of the time...

i really need this man to address me like i am his feral rescue cat and i am trying to eat plastic

[time-woods]

someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,

so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))

im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles

[oxygen537art]

[proteidaes]

Thinking about the Lunar New Year and realized I had a silly dragon I could share 🐉🎉

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photoshop

[justaz]

im not a fan of modern merthur but the idea of them meeting in modern times and introducing themselves to each other and them laughing and bonding over their names being connected to the myth of king arthur and camelot is just so cute

[imattil]

I've been rewatching harry potter movies, currently on the halfblood prince and I think some irreparable changes happened to my brain at some point, cause once Tom showed on the screen I just couldn't hold it in

Look at him!!!! He's my baby!!!!! He's my son!!! 😭😭😭 He's such a littlest dearest creature I'm holding him gently in my hands he's so small 😭

Mentally slapping Dumbledore because what do you think you're doing setting child's closet on fire and reprimanding him like this. He's already having difficult and unhappy life without you in it!!!!!! Why this is the very first thing you're deciding to do!!!!!

Don't know what about anyone else but I'd heal this baby with the power of love and safe home, just saying

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

wizard enjoyer!!! Have you ever played tactical breach wizards? it’s a turn-based video game about wizards going on heists; to me it’s a little bit like if all the pieces on a chess board had psychological issues and their own special gun. asking because i think your safety wizard would absolutely loathe steve the traffic warlock (who sucks)

I don't know what's funnier to me; the implication of him being a warlock, or the fact his name is Steve.

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU where Harry's favourite character is Tom Riddle, the main character of a novel he is obsessed with. An antihero who took over the world after he defeated (killed) his most hated teacher (poor Dumbledore) who made his life miserable. He is Harry's favourite because Harry can relate to him (dursleys, huh.) and also respects him because he survived. (Tom's Harry's comfort character; and the reason why Harry remained strong when there was no magic letters and no flying brooms for him.)

Cue to Harry waking up in the body of the "most hated" teacher's assistant when he dies and freaking out because Tom will kill him in the future. But luckily for him, he realizes, it's not too late because Tom's still a kid. So he makes it his life goal to give Tom a happy life while saving him from Dumbledore's clutches; and saving the wizarding world in the process.

[sadmages]

Durge thoughts

[when-wulf]

People compare Gale to a puppy dog because of his sweet personality and big sad eyes and not for the true reason which is that if you don’t provide him with enough attention and mental stimulation he will become incredibly destructive.