#idea tag

[1001aus]

AU where Danny has spent a very long time in the Infinite Realms for one reason or another (time travel work for Clockwork, Ghost King business, fled Earth for some reason, decided he didn't jive with living under capitalism, realized he wasn't aging, whatever).

On his first trip out to the living world where he actually interacts with living people, he drops into a reality where the Justice League exists and gets curious about the Watchtower. It's definitely Earth technology, but it's way different than anything he's seen them build before. How cool! He has to check it out.

He gets intercepted. Danny's first introduction to the Justice League is Green Lantern, Superman, and Martian Manhunter. They're friendly enough when they realize he's just curious.

In the course of talking, his abilities come up. Danny talks about his ice and the time powers Clockwork started teaching him after AGIT.

Then one of them says something along the lines of "and you can fly."

Danny gives them a weird look.

"...and I can walk?"

Which is about the moment that they realize that, not only has Danny assumed that flight is normal for them (since all of the people he's met since showing up are capable of it), but he could have any number of abilities that he considers not worth mentioning.

[some-stars]

now that im back in my right mind i've gone RIGHT back to losing said mind thinking about sexually confident top logan. like yes i do love him submissive and breedable as much as the next gal but i fully believe that man knows how to show his partner a really good time, starting with his flirtation game that wade is NOT ready for. because listen, when logan finally starts to get comfortable and emerge from his self-loathing shell, he's gonna be absolutely lethal. sliding his big hand across wade's lower back when he passes by him in the kitchen, calling him 'pretty boy' and 'princess,' matching wade's dumb sex jokes with his own slightly less explicit but 100% sincere sex jokes. wade tries to fluster logan by wearing a crop top and daisy dukes and striking a pose and logan just looks him up and down real slow before nodding his approval and beckoning wade over with a heated smile.

(wade bluescreens at the prospect of actually putting his money where his mouth is and flees the apartment. he gets halfway down the stairs before remembering that this is actually a better outcome than the one he expected, and bursts back through the door a minute later like "hi, sorry, i was not prepared to be sexually nuked from orbit by the hottest man alive this morning, can we do another take? i'm 100% ready to be seduced now, come on, lay it on me.")

anyway this ends with logan fucking him so right until he can't talk anymore, and then for a while after that, but that should probably be its own post and/or fic. and it definitely involves logan making fun of him for being so cock-hungry and desperate for it (the teasing is affectionate and only mean in the sexy way, and wade is very, very into it).

[youredyingthatsallthereis]

in my mind gary roach sanderson is from rural louisiana

[thebrandywine]

i'm about to word-vomit a plot bunny idea at you, i apologize in advance, feel free to ignore it. But your verse MIGHT be living rent-free in my head atm and it got me thinkin. What if...

An AU in which, for whatever reason, Leon and the DSO never crossed paths with the BSAA, and like... one day Chris and Jill's boss is like, hey the dso reach out to us and they wanna sell us a really cool weapon against bioterrorism, we've got ppl coming to show it off, lemme know what you think. And then some agent and his handler and the dso head honcho show up, and the agent gets on well enough with chris ("I knew a redfield once...") and he maybe accompanies them on a local mission and it's like cool, maybe we should work together sometime now that our teams are like, talking. And then the end of the day comes along and everybody on the BSAA end is like, so about this weapon....? And the DSO is like, yeah, do you like him? (Leon steps forward) For the low, low price of x million dollars he's yours :D :D :D BSAA Boss: (internally) must...... maintain....... poker face.... "uhhh, give us a moment to talk about it?" (door closes as Leon and DSO leave) Cue freakout: HOLY FUCK THIS IS LEGIT ILLEGAL WTF DO WE DOOOO

and then they end up with a human weapon that they have to convince is a person now.

Your. Mind. 👁👁 the angst.... the heartbreak.... the hurt/comfort of recognizing and believing in his own personhood........

[c3s6]

Bad idea. Curious george au where george is replaced with a tap trial monkey and the man in the yellow hat is replaced with tap trial girl /j /j /j

[unstablerk800]

|| Nines, who must swap with an android cat to escape shut down during a mission to save himself.

Witnessing how Gavin finds his body.

Witnessing how Gavin deals with finding his body.

He's trying to tell him he's right there, but, well. He's a cat. His systems are not so sophisticated. All he can do is meow and run after Gavin, who can't even notice him at first.

The human had no idea how attached he was to his android partner. Now, he knows. And he hates it. He hates it. He hates how Nines is not there - stoically commenting on everything that happens.

Stupid fucking android, he thinks, or screams at the top of his lungs? As CyberLife takes the remains away.

Though, Nines is just standing behind him in the rain, all wet, his LED yellow as he processes Gavin's reactions with a tilted head. He's especially mesmerized when the Detective breaks down crying after he shut himself in his car.

How quaint.

Of course, Nines knows where he lives, and he goes there, hoping to find an open window or hoping he can meow loud enough for the man to hear him. No open windows.

So meowing it is.

When the door opens and he's picked up by Gavin's hands, he forgets to hiss in complain. He's wrapped in a fluffy, warm towel, placed in the man's lap and rubbed dry gently. Oh? That actually felt nice. Was he... purring? He'd never live that down at this point, if he had to tell Gavin what happened exactly...

Although... judging by how Gavin seemed to wet the fur on the top of his head with his tears again... perhaps he should find a way to get his usual form back... somehow...

[fairybond]

Yknow what would be funny? This meme + someone snaps a pic of the Moment and it gets published and so everyone is Convinced the muses are together :') bc it sure Looks that way

[shiirotas]

i’m curious! reblog this post and write in the tags what the last item you needed to complete the community center was (in your first playthrough of stardew valley).

[lostonesart]

So I'm scrolling through history tiktok and this one lady was explaining what a whipping boy is.

Ripped from Wikipedia:

A whipping boy was a boy educated alongside a prince (or boy monarch) in early modern Europe, who supposedly received corporal punishment for the prince's transgressions in his presence. The prince was not punished himself because his royal status exceeded that of his tutor; seeing a friend punished would provide an equivalent motivation not to repeat the offence. An archaic proverb which captures a similar idea is "to beat a dog before a lion."

Do you think Leona or Malleus had one of those growing up??? Probably not, because this is Disney but still...

Imagine the potential OCS or stories, lol.

(let's ignore that it may not actually be a thing. For the angst potential.)

[humanoidtiephoon]

Someone draw their hopeless fave in the bad luck spot rn

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[1001aus]

Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.

While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.

Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.

It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.

This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.

(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)

[some-stars]

it's gonna be months until i can finish my vanessa/wade/logan fic (if i ever finish it) so i just want to jump in right now and drop "vanessa pegging logan" into the chat so we can Discuss amongst ourselves.

so there are basically three scenarios i like for this:

1. the way it's gonna happen in the story i currently have in progress is a very emotional DP scene, which happens after the first round of their first time during which logan is assuming that this is a Fun Sex Thing bc they both think he's hot and want to play, and he is of course hopelessly in love with wade (and, after the last few months of hanging out with them at their insistence, getting dangerously close to falling for vanessa too) but he'll take what he can get. so he gives them both a good time and then, after they've all had a few minutes to recover, makes himself start to get up and leave. and then of course a lot of Feelings explode everywhere and, well, y'all can imagine it. and the second round is wade and vanessa very insistently showing logan that they do, in fact, want all of him, by fucking him together until he falls apart in their arms and cries a little.

2. I also have a longer and more complicated idea that will probably never get written, where they invite logan to sleep with them and it actually does start as a fun "casual" thing, because wade and logan and vanessa are all trying to be careful with the other two and not push too hard. but while logan at first assumes the friendship that's been building will fade away once they've gotten what they wanted, they both very insistently continue wanting to be around him and having him over for dinner even when they don't fuck him after, and hanging out with him one on one, even vanessa. and the first time vanessa invites logan over for dinner while wade is out of town on a job, that's when she pegs him for the first time, and in the story it's this important step for their relationship and i have a Lot of feelings about the two of them exploring what they like together and building something special that just the two of them share, etc. but also it is. extremely hot. one thing i really like about this scenario is the emphasis on how much logan trusts vanessa, to a degree that actually startles him to realize, and makes her feel really, really good.

3. and then something very similar to the first scenario, but instead of double penetration it's vanessa pegging logan in missionary while his head is in wade's lap and wade is petting his face and telling him how incredible he looks, so hot and beautiful and perfect for them, letting logan suck on his fingers in a desperate attempt to keep himself from saying something he can't (and won't even want to) take back. meanwhile vanessa is telling wade how tight logan is and how good his ass is going to feel around wade's dick, what a needy cockslut logan is being for them, their good good boy who they're never ever letting go of.

i will attempt to come back at some point in the near future and elaborate further on one or more of these but that is pretty much the essential parts. as i said, PLEASE discuss this further with me, i always always want to hear other people's thoughts on my nonsense <3

[thebrandywine]

I would love it if you would write about Leon going to a government mandated event in a dress code compliant dress just to fuck with people (except oops shit that was kind of fun-)

Were you perhaps inspired by a certain work of art featuring Leon S. Kennedy in a cocktail dress

[1001aus]

Danny's summoning ritual is the kind of jokey thing that serious magical practitioners would never figure out.

There's a circle with magical ipsum lorem text written in it. It's got that joke kabbalah seal for spaghetti in the middle. The whole thing is written in marinara sauce. At the cardinal points there are novelty "bleeding" candles and various small offerings (usually snacks).

Everyone wears Spirit Halloween robes. They hold hands around the circle and chant memes in Esperanto.

(They have a lot of red velvet cake and fruit punch at their parties to stick with the fake blood theme. One person found fancy, old looking serving dishes at a thrift store they they use.)

Any occultist would have rightly laughed in Batman's face if he called this a credible threat.

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[c3s6]

Terrible, yet dumb idea:

Vib ribbon threequel for the ps5 called “Movies with Vibri” where you pop a dvd in and with ai (not the theft kind - it’ll probs be done on the ps5 hardware if it’s powerful enough), vibri pops up in the movie/show scenes as a bonus actor and adding in random dialogue when you least expect it. thus enhancing the experience of whatever dvd you pop in. Imagine you put in somethin random like. Uhhhhh. A Dora dvd and then vibri starts shouting whatever Dora wants you to repeat. OR. She takes the place of swiper no swiping or somethin. Hell. Even like. Put in a random film and vibri will find a way in there, thus enhancing the film even more. And at the end of the film vibri sings her high score song but she sings about how awesome the film was if she was in it. And very rarely. Mojibri will appear… he will be hard to find in ur films.

Hire me Sony. I just came up with a new entry in the vib ribbon series and this idea was brought to you by a random enby on tumblr that has never played vib ribbon.

[unstablerk800]

|| Thinking about Kamski with a mug like this every morning:

He got it from Gavin.

They had heavy arguments in the past and had a falling out for about eight years, but because of a certain android (Nines) who picked up on Reed's emotional state when Kamski was mentioned, they decided to make up after so long (after enduring tons of pressure applied by aforementioned android).

This mug is the first gift Reed had given him for "bah humbug" Christmas (which they both hate for personal reasons).

Elijah complains about it, saying it's silly, childish, and stupid, but every android in his home knows he loves it.