#He’s a Himbo but he’s a HOT Himbo
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We took a slight break from simping for fictional animated men, but between Arcane and Heartsteel, we’re now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
#Lemme be a little feral on main for a second.#HOW CAN I NOT#HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?#For Arcane it’s VIKTOR#I know I’m hella late on Arcane#BUT LIKE YES SIR#gimme that genius brain and dying Victorian man vibe#Fuck even Jayce!!#He’s a Himbo but he’s a HOT Himbo#And ALL OF HEARTSTEEL#but especially Yone Sett and Kayn#like GOD DAMN#arcane#heartsteel
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SIDOOOOOOOOON!!! i hope u like him, i literally cant believe i painted this HAHSAHSB enjoy your meal guys!!!
plus this sidon i didnt paint but i like his dumb face
#prince sidon#sidon#botw#tloz#breath of the wild#king sidon#i always draw botw sidon sorry#hes so hot#i love my himbo shark
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CHARLIE GILLESPIE Suze (2023)
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Nobody know the kids of famous people, the Kardashians are well-known because they have a show (and people who don't give a fuck about it cannot name them), and some kids are known if their parents put them in the spotlight (North West, for example, but like, you could show me a picture of her and I would not recognize her).
I don't think the Wayne kids are famous. Bruce is, he is this attractive rich philanthropic guy who loves the cursed hell that is Gotham, it's his cover for Batman. But his kids? This man is overprotective, he would not let the press anywhere near his kids. If people knows barely anything about them, it's less likely they can be hurt in civics. And the more kids he gets, the less people remember them all.
A paparazzi took a picture of Dick/Jason/Damian at school? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. A rumor was published about them? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. A video of one of them filmed without consent finished online? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. Don't even dream about making some article pointing out his kids are attractive (for other teens or for adults for the adult ones), he will find you. Don't even try to say any racists or bigoted about his kids, he will ruin your life.
Some of them are very satisfied with this (Jason, all ages, and Cass, for examples). Some did dreamed of the spotlight sometimes (Dick. He is a performer, he was soooo annoying as a teen because he wanted to be famous!). But Bruce stood his ground.
In the end, Dick is a bit famous because of his position as "the heir", as he is the one stepping in Bruce's place to do damage control when Bruce dissapears. Tim is known because of his takeover bs he did when Bruce was gone in time (reminder that he is not the CEO). Bruce still doesn't let anything too personal or unprofessional about them exist.
#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#damian wayne#dc comics#my ramblings#Wayne's lawyers are their universe equivalent of Disney or Nintendo lawyers you do not want them to come for you#someone makes an article about how attractive Dick is when he was 20 and Bruce unleashed hell on them#hell no that's his baby how dare you kys#I'm a believer of “Brucie Wayne is a rich brat not just a himbo which means you shouldn't cross him”#Like how would a himbo survive Gotham without also being a bit scary???? They cannot#Brucie is a rich brat so he is hot not really smart but also powerful because money
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Walton Goggins (The Unicorn, 2019) | Backyard Barbeque
#walton goggins#the unicorn#wade felton#unicorngifs#GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND#THIS ENTIRE SERIES#is just him being a recently widowed hot single dad who has two dogs and has himbo energo that is also the nicest person ever#And is trying to get back on the dating scene#and 90% of the time he's just like a lost puppy trying to navigate through life#And is an ABSOLUTE mess but he's TRYING so hard#and it's amazing#walton has said that this is the role that's closest to him in terms of personality#like they straight up were like “just be yourself” and rolled camera
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This is something that's always annoyed me. Why are some so allergic to the concept of a cruel/mean/morally gray/evil Thor?
This is about Twilight of the Gods (I was searching for more stills and info, lol), and some being even pissy about GOW!Thor. Myth!Thor's favorite hobby is killing Jotnar and is known for his anger issues.
Y'all wouldn't survive being obsessed with Loki depictions.
#looking through “Twilight of the Gods” on Twitter for info (not even Marvel related)#and more stills#norse mythology#norse mythology adaptations#twilight of the gods#LokiInMedia#fandom wank#hot take#hot takes#I both dread and am curious about ToTG because Zack Snyder is involved. It'll probably have cool visuals at least.#morally dubious thor >>>> precious sunshine himbo thor. FIGHT ME. and he's surprisingly rare?#totg!thor
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Wait holy schist I just realised something about Percy Jackson as I was about to sleep holy crap!
You know how everyone has a crush on Percy because let's be fr have you seen the man. But in reality he's always the one being rejected which is straight up hilarious.
Only once did he reject Calypso when he left Ogygia. After that it was just:
Rachel "Sorry Percy turns out I'm not into you, I'm into your world and the adventure" Elizabeth Dare
Nico "You're not my type" di Angelo
Meanwhile Percy who's been making heart eyes at Annabeth for the past 7 years just going: "....wait what?"
Percy's just surprised people have a crush on him. Everyone has a crush on him and yet everyone rejects him it's hysterical 😂
#is percy a himbo? no#does he have himbo tendencies? mayhaps#i love my boy he's just doing his best and being a great boyfriend and friend#should not look that hot slaughtering monsters tho people are not that strong to not swoon percy#percy jackson and the olymians#percy jackson#pjo#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo hoo toa#pjo calypso#rachel elizabeth dare#rachel dare#nico di angelo#riordanverse#rick riordan
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i mean. sure. bruce could be an absurdly competent actor who is capable of going about his everyday life flawlessly portraying an entirely fictional personality without ever breaking character...
but personally, i like to think that he is actually just extremely good at compartmentalizing and exaggerating different facets of his real personality, and that both "brucie" and "batman" are rooted in truth to some degree
#batman#dc comics#dc batman#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#is this a hot take??#i have no idea#but it seems to me that a lot of people think of 'brucie' as a mask that he wears#and i just want to give bruce himbo rights#let him embrace his stupid. its stress relief.
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Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Quarterfinals Match 4
#sigh.... i am so sorry bruno i love you#i really do you're one of the best brojos and youre so hot and stylish#but i cannot vote against joseph its impossible i love him too much#its my babygirl my blorbo my most ridiculously stupid crush#he's such a himbo and still one of the smartest jojos and i love him so much he's just aaaaaaaaaaaaa#bruno bucciarati#bruno buccellati#joseph joestar#vento aureo#golden wind#battle tendency#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest jjba character bracket
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so heres a new wip,,, i tried to stylize him the last time i drew him but i cant :') i can only draw anime boys or.. whatever this style is xddd i love him so much he deserves the world i will teach him to love himself fr
#my art#bg3#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3 gale#gale of waterdeep#bro hes so cute but hot but nerdy??? i love him#dont b mean to him hes literally a himbo rizzard
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New oc alert! (They’re the same person)
#art#artists on tumblr#oc art#oc#oh no his alternative self from an anime magical girl universe#came to reality and now they have to share a body to exist!#(kinda inspired by tulpa’s and alter egos but they’re the same person different reality :3)#guess which body they share#it’s this ugly himbo right there#im talking about the man#magical girl tries to set him up with a hot dude#He’s a big gooner but the unproblematic kind
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#he’s such a himbo i can’t#조개소년#pearl boy manhwa#pearl boy#yaoi#lezhin#manhwa#boys love#yaoi bl#yaoi manhwa#yaoi smut#pecks#hot#body#gay#kang dooshik#yaoi bara#yaoi recommendation
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Everyday I miss him, Fuck Netflix for taking my beloved away from me! 😢😭😢
#inside job#inside job netflix#brett hand#fuck netflix#My golden retriever himbo!#Fuck his family tho#he's my everything#hot himbo#Brett hand my beloved!#Watch inside job btw#it's so good#save inside job#renew inside job
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The thing about MCU!Thor is that to me he is an A+ student whose favorite subject is mass murder. I bet he got plenty of rewards and praise for it, and it has both inflated his ego for the past millennia and become tied to his self-worth as a result.
Whenever I see Loki's manipulation discussed, it's along the lines of "Thor is stupid/gullible and shouldn't be king because of that" when it should be "Thor WANTED a war. Thor LOVES battle. He's not ready because of this." Loki knew Thor wanted to fight (and hot take: Loki's nudge would not have worked on some pacifist). Look at the murderous glee he has in anticipation during the Jotunheim incident. He's like: (\(^_^)/)
Another instance I can think of is how confident he is at first about getting Mjolnir back, and getting through all those SHIELD agents. He knows he can do it because it's what he is good at and what he ties his self-worth towards. He thinks he knows the rules to get Mjolnir back, but then he learns it didn't work, and he begins to show fear and despair. Tell me it doesn't have vibes of someone that doesn't know how to deal with failure.
I saw something in a fic where his reaction to being called "princess" was because "he thought it was aimed at Loki", and it really ruins the context and misses the point. Thor was EAGER to fight, and took the opportunity with the insult. And I hate this tendency to make pre-T1 Thor a perfect brother to Loki and ray of sunshine. The point is that he undergoes redemption in T1. To say that he didn't need it and Loki just tricked him misses the point. He also gets dumbed down because he's not allowed to be morally gray, so any bad things he did were due to gullibility(e.g. "trusting too much/loving Loki too much"<- that's a kind of flaw that annoys me in characters that are portrayed otherwise good; it's such a cop out) instead of flawed morality.
I think that by making Thor 100% good, he ends up getting very dumbed down. In my experience, unless the fic was written by some Loki stan that projects too much and ships Frostiron (or someone who has a brutish Thor kink in some AU where they're not brothers and it may be tagged with "Dark Thor"), Thor is made out to be too nice. He is basically the perfect brother to Loki and his moral flaws are basically that "he's just a gullible himbo." And I just don't think that was the case, and it also simplifies Thor as a character when his war-like tendencies are ignored.
TLDR: Thor is neither himbo nor brute. But he's not nearly as kind as he's often flattened to be. He should have a dark side.
#im not a fan of most frostiron. i HATE how it's used to absolve Loki and/or Tony as never doing anything wrong#and it often rubs me the wrong way. I avoid Frostiron usually. IT'S SO DULL! Loki wouldn't acccept therapy SO EASILY!!!#mcu!thor#thoughts on precious himbo!thor and dark!thor#precious cinnammonroll thor my beloathed#hot take#i also think some loki fans want loki to be too hypercompetent; but i like him better when he's a bit of an insecure fuckup.#Loki's thing is that he's doomed to fail and gets punished by the narrative.#And yes; Loki is skilled and a good manipulator; but that shouldn't make him immune to error.#fandom wank#thor movies#polished rewatch thoughts from my drafts#i hope i don't sound too wanky
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im so sorry for the person im gonna become in 12 days
#no games are doing it for me rn i need to play in datv character creator#i need to make my sweet stupid idiot himbo gym bro vanna NOW. i need them to bench press the gang. all of them#vanna is 5’0 ft tall and she can benchpress taash no problem shes just that strong#i think if emmrich turns into a skeleton i will romance taash 😭 YES IM STILL ON THIS#idk where that theory came from or if its even backed up by anything besides ppl just deciding in their heads thats what happens#but im hoping it doesnt happen idc im sorry for being a hater but I DONT LIKE SKELETONS THEYRE CREEPY 😭#taash/emmrich are my canon party either way tho itll be so fun watching them vy for vanna’s attention 🐝#vie? vy? idk. im a martini espresso in you cant expect me to spell in these conditions#anyways IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE GAME 🐝#even if he does turn into a skeleton its ok i still love him but im superficial he needs to be hot too thats all im saying SORRYYYY PEEPAW
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