#Harry Potter satire

[cannibalchicken]

[nimrochan]

I write comedy fanfiction to keep my brain sane and stave off the everyday depression that clouds my mind like an endless stormy day :)))))

Chapter 9 of my Sorcerer's Stone parody is up.

Summary: Harry and Co. go for a delightful midnight walk in the woods that is totally normal and NOT full of cryptids and genitalia.

I updated my Harry Potter Parody!

Summary:

Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed one day when a mysterious letter arrives to rudely suggest he is some kind of freak. Subsequently, he finds out that someone out there is trying to murder him. He is only eleven years old.

[tenaciousgeckos]

[mysharona1987]

[madame-helen]

[spideriot]

now that misfits and magic has sparked talk abt harry potter i get to talk abt how sick i am of how ANY media with magic gets compared to harry potter. like witch hat atiler.. its magic system is NOTHING like harry potter's, theres no school, no british ppl, NOTHING similar to harry potter and yet ive seen ppl say its lkle studio ghibi meets harry potter. like oh my god can we let hp die im SICK and TIRED

[i-am-trans-gwender]

American Psycho but Patrick Bateman is a trans woman.

Patricia Batewoman: You like Paper Mario?

J.K Rowling: Umm it's okay.

Patricia: The original Paper Mario was too simplistic for my taste. But when The Thousand Year Door came out in 04, I think the series really came into it's own, commercially and artistically.

*goes into bathroom to take estrogen pills and put on cat ears*

Patricia: The whole game has a clear, crisp aesthetic and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the gameplay a big boost.

*grabs comically large testosterone needle, walks back in and places the needle down behind Rowling*

Patricia: It's been compared to Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, but I think The Thousand Year Door is far more charming, witty game and has a more engaging battle system.

Rowling: Hey Patricia?

Patricia: Yes Rowling?

Rowling: Why are there yuri mangas all over the place? Are you..are you a lesbian? You got a girlfriend or something? *laughs*

Patricia: Yes Rowling.

Rowling: *still laughing* Are those cat ears?

Patricia: Yes, they are. In chapter 4

*walks over and turns on the thousand year door on her tv*

Patricia: Vivian's role is the games magum opus. I think she is the best Mario character. A character arc so expertly woven into the narrative that most players probably don't appreciate the depths of her motivations.

*walks back behind Rowling and picks up the comically large testosterone needle*

Patricia: But they should because it's not just about her skills as a thief and assassin. It's also a personal statement about the complexities of loyalty, redemption and morality. Hey Rowling!

*Rowling turns around as Patricia forcibly injects testosterone into Rowling as Thousand Year Door continues to play in the background*

Patricia: *hisses like a cat* Now you understand gender dysphoria you fuckin stupid terf!

[rewritingcanon]

im sorry but calling trans allies the “gender taliban” is actually so fucking funny dawg 😭😭😭

[bisexualseraphim]

The Onion have eviscerated JKR yet again and it gets funnier and more creative as it progresses

[carosbee]

Super Serious Fanfiction

The battle was chaos: witches, wizards and all sorts raced through the castle, its defenders weary and tired as they protected the place they’d all called home. Voldemort loomed over it all, intermittently broadcasting the screams of the last teenager to get in his way across the entire castle. Screams rang in Harry’s ears, deaths he’d caused by not giving himself up. The more it went on, the more bodies piled up in every corner, the guiltier Harry felt.

“Foolish boy.” Voldemort hissed, staring intensely at Harry as he brushed off ten different attacks, “How many lives will you use as a shield?”

“None,” Harry admitted and a memory stirred in him, one so crucial. It was the day of his first kiss with Cho. The experience had not been pleasant for either of them but at least Cho could appreciate it as a kiss. He- He was gay, wasn’t he? And hadn’t sixteen year old Tom been so hot??

“Tom,” Harry began, “With me I carry the power of love, and I love you. Stand down, Tom, and I can give you more love than you’ve ever experienced in a lifetime in one night.”

Voldemort was clearly taken aback, so much so that he fell to the ground and impaled himself on a piece of rubble. Blood poured down his neck and in that moment he looked almost like a dying baby snake. In a few short seconds, Lord Voldemort was dead, vanquished forever.

“That worked?!” Ron shouted, and Harry didn’t feel like a hero.

“NO! I really loved him, Ron! I wanted to shag voldemort!” Harry pleaded, curling up already into a foetal position.

Madam Pomphery quickly spelled him asleep, assuming the boy to be under the influence. This was not the first time Harry Potter would need to fall asleep and was the beginning of a very long stay in St. Mungo’s that would continue to the end of his life, by which time Archive of Our Own existed and Harry was able to finally find peace in his Harrymort fanfiction.

The end.

[dciphe-r]

[sillybillyrinnie]

Rate my new fanart guys!!

[moonlightdancer26]

why did his parents name him James?

Because their parents had named James’s parents really fancy and stupid names so they had both agreed to give their child a basic white boy name in order to break the generational trauma

[joncronshawauthor]

The Genius of Pratchett: A Deep Dive into Discworld's Lasting Impact

If you’ve ever found yourself chuckling at a grumpy, anthropomorphic Death or a suitcase on hundreds of little legs, then you have fallen under the spell of the late, great Terry Pratchett. His legendary Discworld series, a mirthful, satirical romp through an absurd universe teetering on the back of four elephants (all of whom are perched on a giant turtle, naturally), has left a lasting imprint…

[madame-helen]

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

hello I just came across tiktoks about the ship Orion Black x Harry Potter they were fully serious and defending it in the comments please help