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Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.
#EDITED bc I think this one goes on ppls recommended pages now#HEY GUYS the question in this post is rhetorical ! i don't actually care. you can stop telling me honeys its ok#i like the mystery. i don't needta know everything#also when i say shoutout. i mean it. i love you guys i am not annoyed. you're all wonderful. keep doing you.#posts by ME#tumblr#like ... you didn't find the post thru tags because I just reblogged it#i made no addition. how did you find me#be free you majestic creatures I'm glad I got to witness you in passing#how tf tho.#did you look at my blog but only one post made the cut. amazing. i love you.
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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two birds on a wire
one tries to fly away, and the other watches him close from that wire
two birds on a wire
one says "c'mon" and the other says "i'm tired, the sky's overcast, and i'm sorry"
i'll believe it all, i won't let go of your hand
two birds of a feather, say that they're always gonna stay together
but one's never going to let go of that wire, he says that he will, but he's just a liar
two birds on a wire, one tries to fly away and the other watches him close from that wire
#hey guys#how are we today#are we feeling okay#twenty one pilots#clancy#torchbearer#twenty one pilots lore#i cant edit so i did this but if you make this real tag me so i can marry you
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hey guys what if what if that when the contestants went bye bye at the end of the episode, they actually got isekai’d into humans and had to work 9-5 jobs /j
#inanimate insanity#why do I always start with ‘hey guys’#can you tell I’m cooking up an imaginary fic#more like coping cough cough#gotta love random aus#edit: I’m only posting this now cause it was spoilers to a friend#ii spoilers#ii 17
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y'all ever think about how j.oongi wears eyeliner 😳 I do. A lot haha.
#ash rambles 💚#watching him get ready in the morning.. ajdhwndbqnhd#also. i um. i'd love to do some makeup on him someday if he's good with that!#ash leaning in close.. putting some eyeshadow on him...#ahahaha i wonder why ash's face is covered in lipstick marks later!!!!!! hahaha!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳#i...um. they have fun. I'm not really an eyeliner girlie so much as i am a really bold + colorful eyeshadow girlie but. hey.#he can do some makeup on me too 😳#i know he mentions taking really good care of his appearance. he KNOWS he's hot.#which i suppose makes sense considering the guy he's a body double for looks like THAT and happened to run a fucking sex club#... man he was so hot-#also it's pretty funny that he was like 'yeah lol i was handsome before the plastic surgery too-'#but my point was#these two are very much the Doing Skincare Together kinda couple. i do some basic stuff (i'm a very loyal tretinoin girlie)#but he has many steps that he puts Ash on. it's pretty fun. they bond a lot when they do their skincare together!#but also in his bingo he does mention feeling insecure about pimples... sir. you're so hot. that's only gonna make you hotter in ash's eyes.#man... ahkdhwjwhwjdjw. this crush on him is. so freaking strong wjdhwjrh#but also. since he takes such good care of his appearance. ash is also the only one that gets to see him how he is in the morning.#no makeup.. messy hair.. omg i found fanart of him with his hair down and i just AJSJAKDHSJSHQJDHQJDHJSDHHWHDHWGD#J.OONGI H.AN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE......#I'm so normal about him i swear#god and i havent even played his game yet... I'm so cooked aren't i wjehwjdhwje#because of the tiktok ban and the such I've been downloading all my saved tiktoks and i have.. so many edits of him.. UGH THAT VOICE......#i dont play with the english dub but his english voice.. AKDHWJDHWJFGQJDHW also the other day (yesterday lol) i wrote their first kiss#and how ash gives him a really soft kiss. and while she's pulling away he grabs her and kisses her hard. it gets pretty heated ngl#they've been pining for so long and he was tired of holding his feelings back. they uh. they make out. a lot. haha.#AHDKAHDJAHSNHA#😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳#like a flowing wind 🔳
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uh oh, i'm falling into my trap of making designs i'm never intending to use and then getting too attached to them again
this version of P is considerably more suspicious and manipulative than the regular version of them. i imagine they'd be involved in some plotline consisting of them attempting to cover up the existence of the yeti for one reason or another. if they joined the epf in this universe they'd specialize in, as stated, cover-up's and misdirection to the public, AKA the gaslighter supreme.
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P - Hypothetical CPI version - Shifty snowboarder who hangs around Mt. Blizzard. Will attempt to goad the player into playing more snowboarding. - You can ask them for snowboarding advice, but the advice is often useless, ridiculous, or totally unrelated to snowboarding. - Has gotten into trouble with JPG more times than anyone can count for generally being suspicious. The fact he can't prove they're doing anything wrong drives JPG insane.
"Aw, nice effort though, kid! How about another run? C'mon."
"You know 95% of snowboarders quit before they hit the jackpot…"
Turns out wearing full white isn't a good idea for a snowboarder so they're much more colorful this time around
#club penguin#club penguin oc#club penguin island#oc: P#hey did you guys know i played cpi#honestly i kinda liked it. it's fun because you can just bingeplay it nowadays#but so many decisions baffle me. how did rory get to be like that#no one get me started on a long tangent#anyways jpg and p beef in every universe. good for them#except instead of also being friends here i think they'd just straight up hate each others' guts#i could also see p being an indie musician or something#but there's too many musicians running around already#p's purpose here is to get you to spend more time playing Games#stoppy.png#edit: oh no this is frankys color palette isn't it#good grief!! oh well they can share its fineee
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I need everyone whose ever made a j. Diddy joke about jimmy to--in the most rudest, foul, and demeaning way possible- never speak again. I want your mouth sown up and I need you to be silenced Sancho the Fat, King of León style
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#hey idiot!#thats a real case of a man who sexually abused dozens if not hundreds of people#do not jokingly compare him to a fictional character. not only does the frequent joking lighten the ACTUAL irl crime#but theres alr so much joking about his crimes that its like everyone forgets about the real victims just to say the same 40 baby oil jokes#or to use this as their chance to be openly homophobic#like stop you cant be sayin that shit pasty white tumblr baby#yall make my ass itch like seriously i dont say i hate fandoms but mouthwashing is becoming a real contender bc i want to darkwoods you all#yknow that one move when the mc whines up his shovel and hits someone hard#yeah that#you guys are ironically so obsessed with jimmy its pathetic#saw a great post saying that in your weird effort to prove that you hate him (justifibly so) its almost like you boogie man ify his#existence#sometimes it actually feels so preformative bc i can tell its a media literacy and anti intellectual thing#where people cant admit that they like a fucked character but not their actions so yall overcompensate by giving him nicknames and unionica#making him the center of attention#and that soon transforms into weirdly insensitive j diddy jokes#get a grip#edit: also jimmy is no saint. hes an ass. in fact worst than an ass hes a pos#but i think the clear difference between him and a man like diddy is that ones crimes are fictional while the others is very real#and we still are seeing the irl inpact on his victims
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WE GOT EN'S FULL NAME AND VIGILANTE/HERO NAME!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
#FINALLY#EVEN A NEW PANEL OF HOW AFO SEES HIM#hey AFO.... can you share more about the past users? youre the only one who remembers their details anymore#you hated kudo so much you wiped out the women and children he was close to and any relatives so#you probably know a megaton about kudo especially right?#please oh please with yoichis hand on top#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#spoilers#banjo daigoro#lariat#EN TAYUTAI#GAEN#THATS CUTE#EN PUT HIS REAL NAME AS A PART OF HIS ALIAS#my boy did the equivalent of “En123” for his name#I WANT TO HOLD HIM UNDER HIS PITS AND SHAKE HIM AROUND LIKE THE SHORTIE HE ISSS#BABBBYYYY#SO CUTEEE#en tayutai#the name tayutai just reminds me of the guy in fairy tail who goes “tai tai!” and hes got a stupid looking face#no thoughts head empty#oh en thats ADORABLE.#edit: if this is when enemies were assigning aliases to their enemies#then what if someone just when “gaki en” (“brat en”) and combined that#because yeah en is a brat. look how young he is#idk the writing for this in japanese but. what if
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Seein that Fat Thief x Thin Thief x Candy Dealer artwork reminded me of how ppl on the Twitter side of the fandom were like 'you can't ship them cuz Candy Dealer is their boss 👿👎'
NOBODY CARES CANDYHEIST OBLITERATE THEM!!!!
#Grim rambles#also whenever I see art if a ship ppl on Twt would give you shit for shippin I get worried then remember this is Tumblr where ppl don't gaf#< well mostly at least pff#like here I can reblog Batmeat and feel fine but if I did that shit on Twt people would start bein like 'ermm btw Grim ships Batmeat'#they'd be on priv accounts bein like 'hey guys you know you're following a batmeat shipper right??'#I only know this because I was on some mutuals priv accounts and they would say shit like this 😭#no offense I used to be one of those 'Batmeat bad and any Batmeat shipper is bad' ppl but once you leave Twt you realise how stupid it is#oh back on the topic of the post I dunno if candyheist is their ship name I'm just assuming atp#EDIT: Nvm their ship name is Sweetdeals but I think Candyheist is another option??
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I watched the worst movie ever Look at my edit boy
I dont have thoughts about it it sucked i love it but i found it only becsause i was looking at cars. and i saw the poster and i was like heh i should redraw as swatchton but i was lazy So edit instead Ok?
its ugly disgusting I love it so bad These gay ass men make meSICK. The pose is nice the movie roles um dont fit at least to me so no not an au justFunny poster.. I hope we enjoy.
If i 10 like ill redraw (LIE) (I WONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!)
#swatchton#used cars 1980#truly a horrible movie#love it so much probably gonna rewatch it again#shitpost#what .. edit? its not art#edit#Fuck my life dude i dont know#sorry to that guy on ponytown who i promised to that i would post art i forgot#hey maybe some other time alright.#i will probably redraw this#big shot spamton#fuck I dont know#i need adderall#im rambling#if you read all this give me a whoop whoop whoop whoop#Oh say can you sseeeee...#DONT WATCH THE MOVIE IF YOU DONT LIKE NAKED WOMEN BY THE WAY THERES A LOT OF NAKED WOMEN AND STRIPPERS#PLEASE DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE ITS REALLY FUCKING BAD
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ever crisis is really going for the sad little meow meow sephiroth angle. anyway here's a screenshot of him being a bitchy teen
#me.txt#sephiroth#ever crisis#final fantasy#i don't actually approve. but mostly because he opened up very quickly#sephiroth: to be a good soldier you have to be strong and have a hardened heart#also sephiroth: hey you guys are fun. have you seen my mom? i know asking about her isn't cool. being called a cyborg hurt my feelings :(#edit: 3 days later... i still don't fully like but damn is it compelling#a babey#doesn't matter. i can have my absolutely terrifying creepy child sephiroth headcanon in my heart AND enjoy this#... it is still slightly creepy ngl. if only because he flips between 'adorable kid' and 'MURDER TIME' so quickly#so maybe i'm more fine with it than i think
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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi the suckening#arthur bennett#HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT#this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT#ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH#WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME#DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER#HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW#AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE#I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game#but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping#DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds#I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors#what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE#while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs#THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN#WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS#the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band#EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION
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home birth ! clem’s been in labor for a bit now. she’s tried walking, breathing, and now she’s in the pool 😰 come on baby foy !!
#simblr#ts4 edit#ts4 gameplay#ts4 screenshot#sims legacy#*clementine#birth tw#pregnancy tw#hey guys can u see where i tried to fix the clipping but made it worse?#and then just posted it anyway?#i bet you can
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every day i see posts on this website just chock full of antisemitic dogwhistles and i will open the notes to see if anyone has said anything about this. and there will be one comment nicely explaining this to op and then 20 replies telling that commenter they are stupid sjw piece of shit and should kill themselves . anyway i think anyone who believes themselves an ally to jewish people should 1) read up on dogwhistles 2) stop fucking using them 3) stop fucking defending others who use them
#if someone comments on ur post that u did a dogwhistle even if u didnt intend anything by it#just like. look it up and edit your post. stop attacking the usually jewish people who call attention to it#tumblr: oh boy goblins=antisemitism!!!!#actual jews: hey can you guys stop using the word elites an actual antisemitic dogwhistle actually linked to instances of violence#anyways yea half the time i comment on antisemitism on tumblr i get messages calling me a cunt. wld be nice if this stopped happening :)#and before ur like hey people use words and dont realize what they mean! sometimes dogwhistles are actually dogwhistles#case in point: a while back i saw someome w a little dodgy language in a post but still in a tumblr way#so i sent them an ask like hey btw this language can be misconstrued as antisemitic just want to lyk :)#and they told me im in a ‘filthy desert cult’ so. sometimes people do indeed use dogwhistles on here and im not crazy for#wanting the casual use of them on here to stop
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twitter is suddenly not showing any post at all to me, not even my own. i made one mentioning this and immediately was told that the post did not exist
#eye guy speaks#well uh. if this is just a me problem i guess im not using twtter anymore. lol#nvm looked it up and everyone is having this problem#i love that all the posts can just disappear like that. very cool and awesome#hey why did this post get four notes immediately is it because i said twtter in the tags#and ppl are searching here for answers#i hate the tag system here bro#if it's not it's own tag don't show it to ppl searching for that tag..........#let's see if editing the original instance of the word clears things up#sorry to all you randos but i don't enjoy coming up in search results when i don't intend for it
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so…. do you like men……
#‘so you’re single?’#my ocs#oc art#original characters#these two again.#this isn’t actually how their meeting goes but it’s funny so#the actual canon is more like#scientist guy: ‘hey. I’ve invented time travel and you can go save your family from dying.’ other guy: ‘… fuck you??’#to him it just sounds like a crazy guy or some sick joke#again I haven’t named them yet . 😭#edit: names found!!#OC: Raymond Scott#OC: Ronnie ���August” Sawyer
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