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I’ll be offline while I’m camping for a week so bye byeee

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Just throwing this one out there!!!

BUT.

When Blue meets Valkyrie for what Thor thinks is the first time she could be like “no fucking way! Scrapper 142!!”

And Thors like wtf?????

Turns out, on her travels she visited Sakaar and met Val & they had a few drinks together before she continued on her travels.

And when it comes to Val showing her around New Asgard I imagine Thor would get a lil jealous that she’s showing so much attention to Val & Loki would absolutely tease him for it.

The only reason Blue’s so happy to follow Val around is because she feels happy and safe to see a familiar face again after so many years & she has nothing but friendly intentions, she’s just excited 🥺

new asgard ; thor

pairing ~ thor odinson x kree!reader

author’s note ~ LOVE THIS because Renegade would totally had visited Sakaar and managed to get out because she charmed the hell out of the grandmaster but her and Val….the bromance of the ages.So imagine it’s after the blip, and the guardians are back and you’ve just come back from the dead, and you’ve just started dating Thor after he’s been traveling with you guys for awhile and now you are finally going to new asgard, okay, maybe i’m gonna write a blurb 👀

New Asgard was different than what you had expected. Not that you had given it much thought except for the fact that Rocket and Nebula had made it a home during the five years you and the others had been dead. You were necessarily interested in making it a home until you started…this thing with Thor, the god of thunder that decided he was going to tag along with your team. You guess maybe you were dating, but he was incredibly excited to take you home to where Loki and Val were ruling over Asgard together as partners, co-kings if you will.

The second you stepped off the ship, you were nervous and it was easy to tell, at least for Peter Quill.

“I can’t believe he’s already taking you home to meet mom and dad,”Peter joked as he joined your side while Thor ventured ahead to find his brother and friend.

“His parents are dead.”

“Everyone’s parents are dead,”Peter rolled his eyes.

“Mine aren’t.”

“Yeah, but they’re dead to you.”

“That’s fair,”You commented, shrugging nervously,”I’ve already met his brother, but…his people…I mean, he’s supposed to be a king, right? Eventually he’s gonna come back to that. At least that’s what he said, that he’ll eventually come back, and I just…realized I’m dating a prince.”

“That basically makes you a princess,”Peter laughed teasingly.

“Call me princess and I will cut your tongue out with Rocket’s shiv,”You glared at him, entering the one big stone manor in the middle of the Oceanside town. In the main room was Thor, Loki, and…there’s no way…

“Ah, there she is, Loki, Brunnhilde, this is—“

“Scrapper 142???” You exclaimed with the biggest smile on your face when you caught sight of Val in shock.

The former scrapper tilted her head before recognizing you,”The Blue Guardian, I’ll be damned, I never thought I would see you again.”

“I mean, the Grandmaster did say if I ever came back he would publicly execute me,”You laughed, finding yourself wrapping your arms around the girl. She returned the heartfelt hug, patting your back.

“What is happening?”Thor asked in bewilderment,”You know each other?”

“Oh yeah, she’s a riot,”Val told him,”Only girl to ever seduce, steal, and flee the Grandmaster, before us, she was the only one to ever get off the planet because he told her how to.”

“It’s amazing what he’ll tell you if you let him—“

“Oh I know,”Loki muttered from beside you, making you chuckle a little bit.”Did he take your on the vessel for his…special adventure?”

“The orgy ship? Yeah, that was my idea,”You admitted before looking at Thor,”I didn’t…I convinced him to get a ship specifically for that, and when he was having the orgy, I stole this magic staff or something, dated thousand of years, it went for so many units.”

“I can’t believe you know Val,”Thor was still in shock, watching the two of you interact. He had never seen Val hug someone.

“Yeah, we drank together on Sakaar, this woman…is a fucking goddess, I would worship her alter, she out drank the biggest guy I have ever seen—“

“I am a god,”Thor reminded you, making Loki chuckle from beside him at his brother’s jealously.

“Oh look at that, you’ve made him jealous,”Val teased,”I think he wanted all the attention to be on him.”

You turned to Thor with a little smile, the nerves calming down now that you actually knew someone that wasn’t just him. It was a new place after all, a possible home, and it was starting to feel like it could be home.

“Are you a god? I thought you were just a dumb prince?”You remarked, gazing up at him with a little smirk on your face.

“It’s best to leave them alone now,”Peter whispered to Loki and Val not so subtly as Rocket and Groot were already turning away while Nebula had to pull Drax and Mantis away from watching you guys flirt.”It usually gets very graphic, so unless you want to hear about him wanting to breed—

“I beg you not to finish that sentence,”Loki interjected, following them out with Val.

“Most girls would love to court a prince.”

“I think royalty is ridiculous.”

“I think you’re ridiculous,”Thor crossed his arms with a grin, amused now that he had your attention on him.”Ridiculously beautiful.”

You rolled your eyes, going to make a retort but his lips crashed into yours before you could even think of a comeback. His large hands caress your cheeks, pulling you into his firm body and completely overtaking your space.

His lips leave yours, hovering over your soft mouth while his thumb rubbed over your cheek. You can’t help how pleased you are with his affections. You really did adore Thor Odinson.

“I never thought I’d have a prince, let alone a god getting jealous of not having my attention…”You whispered, leaning forward to connect yours lips against his before he’s lifting you up in the air so you can wrap your legs around his waist. With arms snaked around him, you continued to lay kisses on his skin.

“I just wanted to show you off, but instead she got to show you off,”Thor pouted,”I was going to tell the story of how to killed the serpent last month with nothing but shards of glass on a dare.”

You ran your hands over his beard, practically beaming at his words. It was sweet how he wished to show you off and how proud of a boyfriend he was.

“You can still do that, she’s the one person I know, it’s..it’s nice to see a familiar face,”You admitted, nails dragging through the coarse hair on his face. He loved when you did this, how you would just mindless play with his beard.”You know how stressful it is being the girlfriend to the prince?”

“Imagine if I was still king.”

You think about it in horror,”Oh that would terrible, that would make me potentially a queen and I am not queen material, I’m barely girlfriend mater—“

“I may not be king now, but you, my little sapphire, are already my queen, whether I wear a crown or not.”

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Power Broker (1.03)

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A wall cleared of nails for the ghosts to walk through

Prints here. Another personal piece in the middle of commissions.

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wdym this ain’t their dynamic

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Home now, after a long morning and many pictures. Starting with this one because I had never seen sunlight come through a tree and do this before!

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massage bed

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👁️👁️

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WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

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Geralt looking like a snack in the S2 teaser.

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I’m confused about my sexuality again but fuck it. What new? 🤡

I’ll just stick to what I know. Girls 🙈😳👁👅👁🥴🥰

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*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

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My beloved 🥺🥰 he’s so cute 🥰🙈🥺💝😩

Bucky Barnes being slightly confused The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

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Attacka

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You love and support trans women!

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Makeup looks by Drian Bautista