thenearsightedmicroraptor
thenearsightedmicroraptor
The Nearsighted Microraptor
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Tumblr keeps cutting off my blog description. The name's Raptor, gender is Some Sort of little Dirt Gremlin, occupation is artist and part-time cryptid (which is basically the same thing anyway lbr). They/them pronouns. Bizarre, but charming. Kind of like a normal human, only weirder and worse. please read my BYF
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thenearsightedmicroraptor · 12 hours ago
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As we see a barrage of evil executive orders come in, they are not immediately enforceable and will takes months or years to implement.
That’s still not great, but don’t let these pile up to the point of hopelessness. Take a breath, and look community leaders who will fight it every step of the way.
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just got the email to say that the UK government will not be implementing an independent evaluation of the Cass review and I'm. fucking exhausted
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Hey, don't cry. Little snail, ok?
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Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...
FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...
Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦
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reblog with one creative goal that you would like to pursue in 2025 in the tags
it doesn’t have to be ‘big’ and there is no pressure to complete said goal. but i’d love to hear from writers, artists, performers, academics, designers, coders, and so on! 🤍
if it’s a creative outlet, it’s included. let’s inspire each other ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
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I actually really like the thing when you're starting to get the hang of a new language, enough to understand and say simple sentences but you gotta get creative to get more complex thoughts across, like a puzzle. I remember a time in the restortation school when a classmate who wasn't natively finnish and did her best anyway dropped something and sighed, telling me "every day is monday this week. I have had four mondays this week." And I understood.
I don't think I speak much of spanish anymore, but in the nursing school training period I did there, I did manage to get by with making weird Tarzan sentences. I got a nosebleed at some point and startled another nurse. Not knowing the words "humidity" or "stress", I managed to string together: "This is ok. It is hot, it is cold, I have a bad day, I am sad, I have blood. This is normal for me." And she understood.
And sometimes you just say things weird, but it's better than not saying it. One time, I was stuck in a narrow hallway behind someone walking really slowly with a walker, and he apologised for being in the way. I was not in any hurry, but didn't know the spanish word for "hurry", but I did know enough words to try to circumvent it by borrowing the english "I have all the time in the world."
The man burst into one of those cackling old man laughters that they do when something in this world still manages to surprise them. He had to be somewhere between 70 and a 100 years old, and I guess if there was one thing he wasn't expecting to hear today, it would be a random blond vaguely baltic-looking fuck casually announce that he is the sole owner and keeper of the very concept of time.
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via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.
Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.
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A true friend is seen in times of need...
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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
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thenearsightedmicroraptor · 10 days ago
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i think it’s important that more people know that parrots and falcons are each other’s closest relatives. falcons are more similar to a parrot than a hawk. this is bad information only if you are a parrot owner
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thenearsightedmicroraptor · 10 days ago
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this SLUGPUP is LISTENING because it CARES about what YOU have to say
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thenearsightedmicroraptor · 10 days ago
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Growing up to become a fine crow.
The first picture is from Dezember and the other one below from July. It is always such a joy to see them develop.
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thenearsightedmicroraptor · 10 days ago
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pssttt if you see this post tell me what your favorite bird is
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