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The simple knife: I have a sharp edge that allows me to slice my way through materials

The resourceful scissors: I have two blades akin to the knife, that work together in much the same way, for easier handling of precise work with thinner materials

The humble axe: I, too, have a single sharp edge, and with enough force, the wedge-shape of my head can help pry the material apart along its natural weaknesses

The Saw: Do you want me to Pulverize that guy for you? Because I'll totally Pulverize that guy for you. It's gonna take a little moment but I'll do it!

I don't think about how crazy of a concept saws are nearly enough. Oh, this piece of wood is a bit of an inconvenient size for my needs, luckily I have a tool that, with a bit of persistence, will pulverize a small thin section of the wood, thus allowing it to be separated into two halves. Also we made some that works for metal and also bones. And we just treat it like it's normal.

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I don't think about how crazy of a concept saws are nearly enough. Oh, this piece of wood is a bit of an inconvenient size for my needs, luckily I have a tool that, with a bit of persistence, will pulverize a small thin section of the wood, thus allowing it to be separated into two halves. Also we made some that works for metal and also bones. And we just treat it like it's normal.

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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Mightyena -- otumami

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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DOECHII wins Best Rap Album for ‘Alligator Bites Never Heal’ at the 67th Grammy Awards (2025)

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my sea shanty about the black ball shipping company and an unfortunate dogfish

lyrics under da cut

I shipped away on a packet boat On the black ball line With fifteen dollars and an oilskin coat Hauling for the black ball line

We set sail from the Liverpool shore On the black ball line Sailing straight for old New York Hauling for the black ball line

The very first day we set to sea On the black ball line The first mate swore an oath to me Hauling for the black ball line

He swore, “I’d see a dogfish drown” On the black ball line “Before I’d see this ship go down” Hauling for the black ball line

The work was hard and the days were long On the black ball line The rum was weak but the wind was strong Hauling for the black ball line

But one dark night there came a storm On the black ball line The likes no man had seen before Hauling for the black ball line

The salt sea roared up o’er the sides On the black ball line The crew was praying for our lives Hauling for the black ball line

The old wind howled and the timbers moaned On the black ball line And how I wished I was home from Hauling for the black ball line

Then up jumped a dogfish from the spray On the blackball line He choked on the air and he passed away Hauling for the blackball line

Well the gale cleared up and we saw the shore On the blackball line And i swore I’d never sail no more Hauling for the black ball line

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Frog Zappa, Toad Nugent, and Bruce Sproingsteen from MySims Kingdom

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figured it would be nice to wrap up this sketch this weekend! :-) 🌟💛

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Absolute unit of a robber fly found by eldoia87 on Reddit (posted with permission)

This beauty is a Beelzebub bee-eater, Mallophora leschenaulti

Found primarily in Texas and Mexico

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As we see a barrage of evil executive orders come in, they are not immediately enforceable and will takes months or years to implement.

That’s still not great, but don’t let these pile up to the point of hopelessness. Take a breath, and look community leaders who will fight it every step of the way.

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just got the email to say that the UK government will not be implementing an independent evaluation of the Cass review and I'm. fucking exhausted