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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died#anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon#it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts#why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy#karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal#thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership#i love karl#hes a great character#but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional#anyways#ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal#anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character#and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details#a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool#but with the deal karl proposed#it was doomed from the start#*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever
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actually baffled that I've never drawn my favorite character(s) of all time on here so I had to remedy that immediately!!! ft. crow & glint
#for those who are curious glint is talking about how he wants to ask the traveler for a digestive system so he can eat spicy ramen LMAO#also. completely serious when i say crow is one of if not the most favorite character of mine. comfort character ultimate blorbo if you wil#which is nuts that i haven't drawn him on here publicly yet.... it must be remedied 😭#also i don't play the game (havent for a long while) i just eat up the crow and guardians lore for real hehe#but i'm like. ridiculously attached to crow not to be cringe on main but his character + arc helped me get through a difficult awful time#destiny 2#crow#destiny crow#destiny glint#ibon draws#uldren sov#artists on tumblr#digital art#id in alt text
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how can i go to sleep after seeing this, exactly? this is not normal behavior for "ex teammates-rivals-not yet bestfriends"??? when will they realize how crazy AND SPECIAL this is?????
#that's... his team his home😭😭#let him comeback home#he needs his family#the real family he had in this sport#THEY MAKE ME GO NUTS#THE HEAD GRAB??? HELLO?!?!#my heart jumped im not even kidding#im too invested in these gays#they want me dead😭😭😭#carlos sainz jr#carlitos#landino#lando norris#carlando#mexico gp 2024#f1#formula 1#was it carlos screaming LANDOOOOO btw???#bc😭😭😭 that would be the last drop
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Ghost files Alone really good I think it really shows that Ryan worked on it it has written "made by Ryan Bergara" all over it from the composition shots to the storytelling to the silly "I'm gonna take water from church and it's like half holy water isn't it". I think for people who like/miss bfu it's gonna be great watch bc it involves all the things people missed from that other show. But it also builds on the legacy of ghost files (rules, challenges. gf font) so it's like. A perfect mix of both things.
I really like it the location is really creepy sounding from the introduction to it, Ryan knows how to make it interesting and suspenseful and it is as everything they make at watcher painfully earnest. You can see that there are some personal stakes in it that he does it for the good of the show and also for himself to test his abilities as a ghost hunter and filmmaker. (When it was like created&directed by Ryan Bergara at the end you can really see that he's alone).
Really refreshing while playing into some familiar bits I think this is great. Hope he doesn't go insane making this show but I also admire the dedication to his craft. Truly the bravest ghost hunter who ever lived.
#ghost files alone#you know how in travel season roundtable they talked about the balance of 'we dont wanna remake the thing entirely but we want it to differ#i think this allowed Ryan to go nuts and wild with his creative direction and it's nice that he has an outlet for that#I also love him & really admire him as a creative person but cant really say that in the watchertv comments#but yeah. much love to the new show they always improve on things dont they#watcher
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Human curling iron + gamer who doesn't stop yapping ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
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#made a poll on Twitter for ship art and the people wanted the toxic yaoi#the ship has really grown on me#I ship anyone that would make Tomu happy tbh like bro needs a hug idc who he's gettin it from#I wanna do some spinneraki too asp#and togachako#man I love the gays#I HC that Dabi could use his quirk to make his hands hot enough to curl or straighten hair and I think he would be really annoying about it#Tomu complains but he actually loves the attention#Dabi is definitely not listening to his ass yap about MG tho#it's not gay if the socks stay on#its giving 'this guy just nutted in me then info dumped about minecraft for 2 hours'#they're silly#anyways enjoy the food#my art#bnha#mha#my hero academia#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura#shiggy#Dabi#touya todoroki#shigadabi#dabishiga#red and blue gays#yaoi#do people still tag things with yaoi? idk
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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illario + lucanis growing up together means a lot for obvious reasons ofc like the fact they did not have to go through the dellamorte villa torment nexus alone really helps. immediately from the moment they are taken to that house, lucanis has had something to protect and love. the snark and jokes that they share in wigmaker job finally having a chance to shine outside of the only person lucanis is socialised with and he learns that wow, he's actually likable. because up until this point everyone around him calls him a demon and is freaked out by him but ofc the veilguard only know him as lucanis "he banished harding from the kitchen" dellamorte. sure he's a big bad crow assassin but his reputation simply does not carry that much weight with people who are just equally deranged (maybe a de riva rook but that's also a little different) . and then he's able to share and extend that love with his new friends, and able to try being something that he's not had the chance to before, and his goodness is actively encouraged rather than being an unfortunate sidequest that is tolerated. and i fondly think also of how much of that humor is copied and mirrored off illario ("shoulders....... feeling tight...... need a ..... MASSAGE!") and it's his best experiences with illario that turned him into the man he is. wish the game explored this just a little more because the betrayal would have been made a lot more intense if they had just bothered to show any of illario's redeeming qualities. he has them!!!!! nobody is just born a traitor. you have to love someone before they can become that.
#not sure where i was going with this one#just thinking of the differences in the way lucanis is in wigmaker and in veilguard#particularly with how.. jokey he is i guess. that was much more illario#anyways sorry i need to keep posting about him but i also dont want to start cornplating#'you're the vengeancey one!' 'a funny little dog' 'usually its just death' etc. that was all illario#not that lucanis is not funny in wigmaker just.... i dont know. it manifests differently. he's taunting and sarcastic#anyways. sorry. i have to lie down#its a point ive made before and the point was supposed to be illario's obvious influence on lucanis#but . idk. i dont know if thats clear. anyways#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#txt#and then ofc how lucky lucanis was to have the veilguard while illario's self inflicted fucking torment nexus made his life worse#thinking of that one post. one of my mutuals made and ive lost to my likes. where it was like#if illario just had one positive relationship outside of this shit where he felt valued and loved and received this attention#then he would not have turned out the way he did. which i honestly believe is true lol#lucanis is 'obligated' to love him. the same way they're both raised to believe family is everything and the way they're obligated to-#-love caterina. having an outsider actually care for him for no reason other than being illario could have actually fucking like#fixed this. and i hesitate to say 'power of friendship' 'dick so good it saved him' 'post nut clarity' etc etc but ITS JUST.#MAYBE HE DESERVES SOME COMPANIONSHIP THATS NOT THE CROWS. THE SAME THING THAT LUCANIS GOT. THATS ALL
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woag .. otp
#fma#royai#riza hawkeye#roy mustang#talking to user chrysopoeias reminded me of this doodle i posted on twitter ages ago#im too dumb to make analysis textposts with my opinions so you get (checks notes) royai experiencing post nut clarity#about how funny i think it is that riza bases all her self value into how useful she is or isn't being#while roy is like wow.. i love riza can't believe she still by my side after all i've done ..#in the hospital scene after the lust fight where roy is scolding her there's a part he says he's going to keep trusting her with his back#and she looks genuinely surprised as if she really expected him to just throw her out because she failed and lost her utility#when he's mostly angry because riza gave up on life so easily and he doesn't want her to die. he can't live in a world without her#riza babe ur so mentally ill <3
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i don't draw ship art often,,, but even I'm not immune to office desk smooching aesthetics
and i already had this whole room designed so
#bazz#bazzlink#bazz botw#botw#totk#he's wearing his fancy captain getup hence the scarf and additional armor bits#but yeah i dont have that much to say about it i just wanted to draw some desk action and those two fit the bill#also twitter went bonkers for this one i think its now officially my most popular piece there (on that account at least)#and it got me like 100 new follows#just one shippy art#its nuts#does it mean i should draw boys smooching more often if i want to pull those sweet sweet numbers lol
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going a little crazy with this someone hit me over the head with a frying pan
#please dont look too hard at the tile in the back i fucked up the perspective so bad BUT I DONT WANT TO REDRAW IT#tile palette driving me nuts too#ugh#i haven't. worked with flats in so long#i itch to paint.#i started painting the background without realizing it for an hour before i remembered im trying something new#had to delete it#also he gets tattoos now because i like centipedes and snakes and i think he does too#forgot the chainsaw scar on his shoulder oops ill do that
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More dark kcrm (just two of them heh) for the birthday fruit @orange-dreamzer <3
#zu art#comic#dark kcrm#dark killercreammare#shattered dream#dream!sans#killer!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#ok no angst this time... but no fluff either >:D#I had way too many ideas but ended up finishing what I promised >;3#hopefully you like it! (๑>◡<๑)#*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・''・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*#Killer: *flirts when he wants to impress someone* | S!Dream: *flirts when he's about to strangle someone* xd#Dream wants some info but Killer is a tough nut to crack ;)#our goopy boi is almost at his limits but he doesn't want to break his favorite toy (//ú3ù//)#ok good morning everyone <3 *falls asleep*
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Chase suffers in love but the other Norms still let him come to their little photoshoot
#shepherds of haven#lavinet naveen#shery acquell#trouble alder#riel syndran#chase trinaeste#LOL so I sketched Chase ages ago bc I have beef with him and he is the main man of some of my closest friends#and I just was like what if I drew all the other norms wrapped in blankets#it became everyone in jackets while Chase suffered but I think that’s funnier#it’s norm team building!!!!#originally trouble’s jacket was a denim bomber bc basically I just want him to wear a rugby uniform or anything worn by members of a-ha#but he looks rly nice in brown so#FIRST TIME DRAWING RIEL AHHHH my actual love#Halle would be crazy for riel as her small vicious pointy boyfriend but alas#but she can shape shift riel !!! pls!!!!!!!!#she is flattered he saw her as a dragon she felt rly seen in that moment lol but also just generally enjoys his company#I drew shery first but after I drew trouble she looked really washed out#It was driving me nuts and I couldn’t stand it - I had to go back in and saturate tf out of her layers and it looked better#lavinet got the same treatment actually#I really like lavinet and in my head she’s THICC with a wasp waist like just OOZES femininity#her and shery are accidentally looking at each other while riel is trying to stare through trouble’s soul#DONT FEEL BAD FOR CHASE ANYONE it’s SELF INFLICTED#the infamous trinaeste torpedo#love is hard chase !!!! it sucks !!!!!!!!#if I reframe Chase as being reluctant to fall in love bc he becomes a complete simp with lowkey yan behaviours I can rly get behind it#chase and Halle wouldn’t last long enough to sleep together unless she loses all confidence in herself as a woman bc wow her true love is#CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED OMG#she would hear him choose to f chase in fmk and would be like what do you have that I don’t#wouldn’t even hear the marry bit#anyway this was fun and actually came about bc I was drawing rly extra outfits for the mages and got tired aka couldn’t figure out what
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Me when the writers wrote the line “I know you think that that mohawk defined who you are, but it didn’t. Not to me.” and then expected people to NOT interpret it as gay
#another reason I will be tweaking if they do make them canon but one-sided bc like. it’s so mutual im going nuts#he never saw Hawk he always saw ELI 💔💔#like even when he was in his raging brick-eater crashout era he still just wanted his bestie back <//33#that entire scene with them in 4x06 makes me start tweaking#it’s not gonna be as fun if you’re not there???? it was the best thing that ever happened to me??? NOT TO ME???????#who wrote this dialogue I need to give them a big fat wet kiss#they both want that cookie so effing bad#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#cobra kai#ck
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"im excited to be here [in Finland]" is the understatement of the century matthew ill be real
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#sorry katie seperating him from sasha to get his thoughts comments and concerns#reads very much like an arranged marriage and the chambermaid whos the princess best friend after a first meeting#trying to sus out how she feels about the foreign prince she is to be betrothed to#sasha cannot be here to hear about how upset maffhew was to not get salmon soup unfortunately he would immediately spoil him with bowls#a lá your father who learned you like something and buys you 4 boxes of it#wow how fortunate maffhew wanted to try salmon soup so bad#how fortunate we have a finn who loves it and is also from the area and is coincidently also the tour guide and also-#he said “for the finns ☝️”#finn by marriage at this point#hockey crazed nut went “hockey second. team first”#its so beautiful#i guess thats the mr salmon soup saga resolved lmao
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i think it'd be awesome if dylan's wife cheated on him with his innie btw. if innie dylan isn't gonna cheat on his wife with irving. i'm just rooting for more infidelity.
#what is dylan and his wife's deal.... they seem. strained.#which if you're tight on money and she's working nights and you have three kids this makes sense. but what's up#gretchen why didn't you tell him more about what his innie was like................#i want them to know what their innies are like#please.#severance#severance spoilers#but man i guess what do you say? he was like a kid a little bit?#he was like you if you hadn't been jaded by life? it's strange and weird?#i wanna know what's going on inside her HEAD. it's nuts they even let her on the severed floor.
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