#HE SOUNDS HOT IDK
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am i the only one DYING to know who the hell aurora brought out of the tree because HUH and i just know it had something to do with what jacks wrote!!!
THAT DUDE WAS SO FINE SOUNDING IDK LIKE THE WAY HE WAS DESCRIBED??? TREE MAN??? I MUST KNOW WHO TREE MAN IS
#HE SOUNDS HOT IDK#I NEED TO KNOW#YOURE SO RIGHT#THANKS FOR THE ASK#tbona#ouabh#jacks prince of hearts#evajacks#the ballad of never after#evangeline fox#jacks x evangeline#caraval#books#stephanie garber#acftl#acftl asks#a curse for true love ask#a curse for true love
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag#writeblr#it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal#fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho)#healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy#im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage....#1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind#and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes#2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception''#3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.''#idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh#im sure there are people who have this experience normally#but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists#when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band''#edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful#once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large#but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry.#but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes#but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally.#i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes#people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism#but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet .#i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY#and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.#but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in#i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too.#here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change#was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort)#choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL
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oh my god. filming a tape with constantine would be CRAZY 😵💫😵💫 during that he forces the reader to look at the cam while pounding into her relentlessly just to capture her pretty fucked face..☺️also he would look occasionally at the camera smirking and in the end he save the tape as memento to remember the reader by when she’s away he’s so sentimental like that 🥰
-constantine’s babygirl 🪽.
john constantine x f!reader. filming a sextape.
he would plow into you with a steady rhythm, his cock filling you up so good you can’t stop your loud moans from reaching the surface, and especially since you know you are being recorded, the blood rushes to your cheeks, making you cover your face with your hands at the nervousness and a little bit of embarrassment.
“don’t get shy on me now,” he grunts, his free hand dragging your both wrists away and pinning them on your stomach, where you swore you could feel him during particularly deep thrusts. “let me see that pretty face.”
totally points the camera towards his head when he leans down to kiss you, your fingers running through his hair as he groans into your mouth. he LOVES making out with you with your lips moving in unison before he gets aggressive and desperate and starts literally devouring you with his tongue exploring your mouth. leaving you breathless gasping for the air with your lips red and plump is so cinematic to him i’m so fr right now.
he would then turn the camera at such angle that both of your bodies would be in it, to kind of show it’s him who is making you feel that way, all senses fucked into oblivion. honestly he is always going back and forth with the angles but when he knows you are about to cum he holds it in a way that every mimic of your face can be clearly seen cuz he is like. actually hypnotized by the scenery in front of him. you are soo beautiful to him but he thinks you look like a literal goddess when you got euphoria pulsing through your veins.
bonus!! he also takes polaroids of you either in a cute lingerie or completely naked and collects them like cute little trophies, but he always carries one of those in his wallet, and occasionally looks at it during particularly hard cases to kind of remind himself that he has to get through it because he has the most gorgeous looking girl waiting for him <3
#he is so hot jesus fuckin christ#i need to be sedated or locked up idk i hate this man he makes me lose all my morals#i’m like 99% convinced i use all these past perfect or whatever tenses wrong i just type in whatever sounds right please bear with me😭#—constantine’s babydoll#feinv!jc#feinv—jc#john constantine smut
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sometimes i remember that joker out during esc tried to push some romance between bojan and noa kirel as a marketing ploy only for bojan to end up in a silly little will they won't they b/romance with a man who wears a bowl cut unironically and everybody ate it up and loved it. and then i get a little happier
oh my god yeah... i completely forgot about that whole thing 💀 it was a little with blanca paloma too i think but yeah mostly kirel lmao
they tried to push the heterosexual narrative but there was really nothing that could even come close to the genuine chemistry Bojan and Jere (and the rest of JO) had and i think that's beautiful 💕
#i personally doubt he had a crush on either of them fr beyond just like finding them hot#but that doesnt matter in the slightest because bojere was always gonna be the esc23 endgame <3#and how unlikely it sounds when you put it like that like...#stereotypically gorgeous slovene rock band singer meets weirdo bowlcut bolero finnish rapper and sparks fly <333#anon you're putting me in my bojere feels idk how to deal with this after two whole months awaiting the nordic tour backstage ep 😭#joker out#käärijä#ask
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being plural/being a system is really nice, i love us
#hot take: anti-endo-ness is repurposed homo/transphobia#“being a system isnt an identity you can pick and choose with”#unlike being queer? you think queerness is a choice? because thats certainly what it sounds like you're implying.#people are picking the labels they think fit best describe their life and experiences.#sometimes its the standard ones (bisexual‚ he/him‚ trans ‚traumagenic‚ etc)#and sometimes its the more specific ones not everyone is all that familiar with (orchidsexual‚ fae/faer‚ catgender‚ catharigenic‚ etc)#and yeah. some people do make choices. and theres nothing wrong with them for doing so.#idk why im rambling like this people are just here for shitposts not to see me reading too much into things#but seeing “plurality is nothing like queerness” when the two are both such intrinsic and interwoven parts of my/our identity.#it honestly kinda upsets me.#lol.exe#blackout poetry#pro endo#endo safe#endo friendly#anti rq#radqueers fuck off
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modern clarence | an appropriate staring distance
While at the beach, you take a moment to appreciate your handsome boyfriend while he's taking a nap—and also when he's not.
1.2k, fluff + established relationship, reader is mc, series: none
NAVY BLUE STICKS OUT TO you the moment you open your eyes.
Your aching shoulder protests your decision to stay as you are, on your side, facing a still sleeping Clarence. Like this, he looks much younger—you're reminded of the time you had to force him to take a nap. Like this, he's simply the cute guy you managed to score not one but multiple dates with, just Clarence, instead of the incredibly smart and wonderful and kind Student Council President.
You glance at the circular table set between your two beach chairs, taking note of his glasses resting primly upon its surface. With him often having to juggle two different kinds of glasses, you'd offered to put them in your bag so that he could pack lighter. Or, as light as he can.
Right now, it's awkwardly squished behind you, miraculously still on the chair only because it's too big to fall out the gap under the armrest.
Filling in the blanks comes as easily to you as the smile on your face when you get to see your boyfriend, nearly the same one on your face right now—and the expression that goes with it is so endlessly fond that you find yourself with the urge to hit something.
Simply put, your boyfriend is a handsome man—the most handsome one, of all the men your keen eyes have gazed upon. And gazed, they certainly have. But even if they didn't have to pick, then they would gaze at only Clarence for the rest of their life..
You almost giggle at the thought, but think against it at the last minute.
But pressing your lips firmly into a thin line has the opposite effect on your budding smile. You imagine you look rather strange to anyone who passes by—what with your mockery of a wide smile and the silent scream building up in your throat, paired with the quiet thumping of your feet against the legrest.
If you were in a more private space, you would resort to kicking instead.
A proper squish to your still warm cheeks as you begin to sit up helps ease up the passion swirling chaotically across your body. You exhale, then allow your hands to slide off your face. One side of it bears the consequences of your actions more than the other.
With a one last longing at the sleeping Clarence, you start to dig through your bag for the only thing in your arsenal that could substitute for a sketchbook.
There are a few miscellaneous promotion emails waiting for you on the lockscreen. A message from Cael asking about dinner tomorrow too. Somewhere between them, there's a notice about the weather, with the temperature from an almost hour ago listed uselessly.
You swipe past them all and hurriedly slip into the camera app.
The hand holding your phone steadies itself against the armrest as you swing your legs over the edge of your chair. A thumb hovers over the capture button, vigilantly awaiting your command. The fingers of your other hand, meanwhile, busy themselves with zooming in on the captivating scenery.
With each pinch, the focus grows ever narrow—until all that remains is Clarence and nothing else.
At one point, you try to zoom into the mole under his eye, but it doesn't make for a very compelling photo. After a few attempts, quite a few of which involve staring at your screen for prolonged periods of time, you reluctantly give up.
Your pout is soon covered up by your phone. When its front camera presses against your upper lip, your gaze is free to wander back to the sleeping beauty beside you once more.
A healing effect, exclusive to him, takes hold of you instantaneously.
Eyes brimming with fondness narrow slightly. You slide off your beach chair, hands on your bent knees as you take a closer look. You can make out the shadows cast by his long lashes and the drool dribbling past his chin.
He's perfect.
You're content to stay there until your knees begin to ache, reminding you insistently that this isn't a very comfortable position to be in. As a compromise of some kind, you adjust your arms atop the nearby armrest.
It really would be better if you'd brought your sketchbook along—but, you think, remembering his workaholic tendencies, would he even bother to take a nap then?
You scrunch your nose up at the thought.
In that moment, Clarence seems sense to your presence. When you look back at him, you're greeted with the sight of confusion in his now opened, but still drowsy gaze. He blinks, and it earns him an amused grin from you.
"Morning," you say, though it's well into afternoon.
That seems to wake him up. His cheeks flush a warm pink, and he hurriedly wipes away the drool on his face, as though you haven't already committed the sight to your memory.
Clearing his throat, he responds in kind, careful to sit up in such a way that he avoids looking at you.
"You don't have to be so close...I can see you just fine."
You laugh, not unkindly. "What if I'm the one who's having trouble?"
For a moment, when he turns back to look at you, he looks alarmed. Then, his shoulders relax to the tune of a sigh, his groggy mind apparently having caught onto the fact that you were joking.
Without breaking eye contact, you reach for his glasses. But as with the issue of walking into a cave without a flashlight, even if you vaguely recall where your destination is, there's no guarantee you'll actually reach it.
"Give me a second," you mutter, your annoyance making your tone a bit too sharp.
You follow your words up with an apology. His glasses held are carefully by the frames as your sheepish gaze connects with his faintly amused one. Clarence reaches out, getting as far as grasping the slanted tips of the frame before the two of you reach a mutual agreement.
"Well." His cheeks return to being a rosy hue. He coughs politely. "If you would."
Cute. Biting your lip giddily, you shake his grip off. A quick once-over of your surroundings before you stand up shows that no one seems to be paying attention to you. And unless your friends and acquaintences have come to together to unlock the secrets of invisibility, no one you know seems to be present either.
Leaning over, you line his glasses up against his face, the tips of his frame brushing against his cheek. It takes only a moment to slot them into place—and you have enough experience with doing so that they don't snag against his ears.
It takes only a moment longer to give him an innocent peck on the lips.
"There," you murmur, not entirely satisfied with the kiss.
His Adam's apple bobs. Clarence adjusts his glasses with an awkward look that suggests he has some kind of solution to your dilemma. You, of course, beat him to the punch.
"Why—" Your voice cracks a little. "—don't we go find a different spot?"
He smiles, narrowed eyes watching you fondly. "I was about to suggest the same thing."
#fics by aya#lovebrush chronicles#lovebrush chronicles x reader#for all time#for all time x reader#clarence clayden#clarence clayden x reader#lbc clarence#lbc clarence x reader#lovebrush clarence#lovebrush clarence x reader#rambles from here on (slight spoilers for azure island cgs/mentions of cn cards) ->#so. um THE CGS?? from the event?? very specifically clarence's??#um that killed me actually i'm learning stuff about myself i didn't know before like#idk actually because i've been telling myself glasses are sexy but it took an anime boy being flirted with for me to realize that yes??#but yeah i am THIS close to going blue particularly because i've been staring at his cards too long and there is one specific like#artstyle? that makes him look really hot but like you could almost mistake him for a bad boy. and yes i do mean clarence#he has glasses so it's not. the one where he'd actually approach being a bad boy (the prison?? one??)#according to cn wiki it's supposed to come like feb but the schedule fast so idk#actually looking at it again and it might be how he parts his hair?? anyway clarence in a black t-shirt and dogtag(?) necklace sounds#like he would actually kill me. not because he's actually threatening but because i spontaneously combust whether he smiles or glares at me#also i just realized it's just like his unstyled hair so again having a thing for guys who like minimally style their short hair apparently#also i've figured out which card it is holy shit clarence
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Where I've been for the past little bit:
#HES SO HOT AND SOUNDS SO HOT I LOVE HIM IM IN LOVE#ahem anyway i hope im still into this game when punkleton is available#cause that ones prolly my fave alongside monculus here#my singing monsters#just talking#survivalcraft then minecraft and now msm...#and a bit of pocket frogs too tbh but idk anyone that plays it either
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i was having a conversation with someone and brought up i like dc comics so they asked me who my favourite character was and when i said nightwing they responded with
"he's too good for me tbh, he's a great character but a boy scout, why i like batman because he certainly isn't"
and i didn't know how to respond...
#bruh coming back to this after an hour i sound so mad im not i just found it so baffling and blue screened at it#he is a little bit but not really imo#like who do you think gave dick his moral compass (besides his parents)#this kid was gonna kill zucco before bruce was like “no murder”#he also has killed#regardless of the intention#rip joker#he is no more boy scout than bruce#like in gotham war bruce was nuh uh no crime#and dick was siding with selina#like maybe a little crime if people don't die#besides boy scout is literally superman idk what you want from me#maybe it's movie batman they like which as we all know is not really batman#and it wasn't battinson#but then they mentioned damian so#idk#dcamu?#or just a hot take#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#dc#dc comics#comics
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I'm "playing" skyrim.
#skyrim#made a hot guy but idk if i'll actually play i just prefer playing fallout games 😐#i named him knox bc it sounded cool he lost his eye in an animal attack & got those scars too
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thad initiating 200% of the flirting but the one time v flirts back it goes over his head
#thad talking about his near death experience like. i’m probably scarred for life but idk it was kind of hot#and she’s like. sounds terrible big boy. wanna come sit in my lap and talk about how to get over that#and he’s like. oh. no thanks#(he will wake up in a cold sweat years later and go wait we’re you flirting with me and she will go shut up and go back to bed)#vhad
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my type, apparently
#black haired#messy n longer#most of em are evil and if they aren't they're stoic n strict#started this blog originally for mr. chrollo lucilfer.....#ginoza was a HUGE thing for me last summer i just wasn't on tumblr about it but i really really love that man. bad#dokuga my pookie i love him bad when i see him in s2 of dorohedoro it's gonna make my life#to be honest i never got rly deep in it with geto BUT he's so hot idgaf i still moan when i see him even if i don't have feelings#obanai is new we'll see where that goes#i'm a bit too obsessed with endo to let anyone new in for a while so....we'll see idk#aizawa too#i get dizzy when he speaks and that's bad news for me#idk if he can enter selfship territory....only time will tell#im not speaking on endo kaku or koko yall know i don't need to explain that#honorable mention is speed o sound sonic who i selfshipped w for maybe 3 months in 2019#and the octopus guy from csm who i don’t know yet but will be an issue for me eventually#ANYWAY.#yall should rb this with your type too if you have one#venus talks
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I will NOT be listening to the next ep now that my fav Herr Vogel is gone. Absolutely unlistenable. Vogel carried. I am now boycotting. will miss you Herr Vogel fly high (in the rafters)
#skulduggery pleasant#thoughts#im SO kidding#i absolutely love this so much omy fucking god#literally ive been replaying it over n over since yesterday#im so so so so happy#omg#i love it!!!!!#omgg vogel was so silly i loved him#idk if im spelling that right ik the german bit for mr is Herr#omggg#he was so joyous and friendly why'd they do him like that 💔💔#omlll i love this whole thing val and skug were so so silly and they sound so cool#and val was hot#so that's very good#Spotify
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not a sunwoo edit of him saying shibal going viral on tt again, you guys come back when you actually care about the boyz and aren't being babies about someone swearing ....
#idk if it's bc i'm german and we swear very loosely and comfortably over here but seeing people go like he is so unhinged 😭😭😭 he's such a#bad boy omg in front of cameras sir pls behave 😔😳😵💫🫣 like grow up that's so embarrassing to read for me 😭😭#i say fuck at least 10 times a day if not more and i'm so tired of people acting like swearing is a federal offense in the kp0p space#ALSO if you only think he's hot move on rn bc tbz deserve better ... go look at jaehyun or smth ...#i also don't care if i sound like bitch rn bc i'm just so tired of one edit going viral for tbz every few weeks and then ppl go back to not#caring about them at all#000
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Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)
#guys im sorry he sounds too much like someones grandfather he's so goofy /lh#i love him he's dear to my heart but more akin to a weirdly shaped cheeto you find in a bag. quirky and amusing#NOT ME THINKING ABOUT OMNIMAN'S “shes more of like a- a uh pet to me!”#THIS ISNT ME JUDGING BTW THERE IS NO JUDGEMENTAL TONE IN THIS POST#im just actually intrigued bc i wanna know more about dasein and why he's so hot to people#im probs gonna make a post about what i love most about him before and after i play through novus to compare my opinions#thats the ONLY reason why i dont talk about dasein enough bc i know next to shit about him HEKSJAKSHE#i like all the science and philosphy thay surrounds his lore and character personally#like from the scenes that ive seen him in you judt learn so much about him and the world around him through his eyes#so far it seems like he's a character that immerses you in the story extremely well. idk how to explain it its like he lives and breathes it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#dasein#text posts#this post is actually so goofy because here i am like “why do you guys want to tap an old man”-#-and literally my last post was “why is the sea monster so fucking hot” JSKSMSJSJAK
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I am NOT. A fashion clothes designer. This is very lazy i apologize but I rather snap my neck than have tord wear a fucking hoodie and a coat over it w flashy colors. No. Not my girl.
#eddsworld#digital art#ew art#tord eddsworld#tord ew#ew tord#military clothing#his cape is SWAG#:3#idk what to say!#cool clothes#i pull up like this on a date wyd#dude ghost from cod lowkey hot#like i get it now#i was a konig girl but he sounds like what we think german 12yr olds sound like#i dont care#penisworld
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crazy talk 🐯🐻❄️
(on appearances)
i don't point out that bepo is silly and awkward and his voice is shrill and he's so unserious and baby JUST to say that i hold no delusions about that (but that is one reason because Yes all that is so opposite of sexy But despite that - yes seriously with a bear)
other reason is that their difference is lawbepo's most obvious charm point
i love that law - the weird and unfriendly? yes of course - but he is hot enough to have that overlooked. he turns dark and mysterious - And thats the thing!!
him being in relationship with bepo really grounds him? it really makes law so human that he has an unusual taste like that
it's like finding out your godlike celeb crush's long time wife/husband is not that attractive
and that thing is soooooo fun to me
mentioned many times i didnt care much abt law n even before i fell into the ship full throttle thought his hug with bepo on zou is his best moment (and im not the only one who loves that softer side that we discovered after that moment - nvm that hug is not treated as romantic sadly but we will disregard that)
bepo really does law so good by just being next to him and it doesnt make sense but it DOES. and them being involved TO ME fleshes out law more. yes bitches. no he wont tell you
#lawbepo#talk tag#''no its actually GENIUS that bepo is not conventionally sexy at all nvm the furry part''#lol basically saying this verbatim#idk ofc life would be easier if bepo looked human and sounded hot#but hes not and thats the reality!#and this reality has its positives too#and im pointing them out cuz i love law being provided with what he needs by a person closest to him#and that person who treats law like the greatest thing in the world is having his feelings accepted and appreciated#i love them#and i think it's so hot for sexyman law to wrangle an anthro bear with lust in his eyes while that bear squeals but allows it
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