#HE IS NOT GRABBING HIS BALLS
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I love this cunty pose of his
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I had a DBZ dream and had to draw it immediately cause it was exactly my brand of Gohan and Cell bs, where Gohan had to fight Cell again but everyone including himself knew he was gonna die 😳
The text I sent my friend:
"Bruh I actually had a dream Perfect Cell came back and then I had to go find Gohan and Gohan was just shopping in the market (he was like 11 so my fave Gohan) and I was like "you have to come back, the world needs you!!" and the poor guy was so anxious 😭 but he came back and saved the world anyways but this time cell was even more dangerous so everyone was sure Gohan was gonna die even Gohan thought that"
#i made Krillin my self insert hehe#so instead of me grabbing Gohan it was Krillin#you can tell this was a dream because gohan was immediately thrown in the fight but hes still chillin in his home clothes#and also the stark setting change from peaceful market to giant thunderstorm#dreams be like#its like toriyama and toei delivered the next episode of dragon ball z directly to my brain#comic#dbz#dragon ball z#gohan#son gohan#cell#perfect cell#db#dragon ball#sketch
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Final installment of the wrestlers 3/3: Steve runs his 5’8 mouth
#drawing#art#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#steddie fanart#Steve was probably running his mouth as he is aught to do talking bout how Eddie’s a beanpole looking ass and probably falls over when he#throws a ball like he’s on loony toons and so obv Eddie is like oh boy you just ran your short ass into the ground and lunges#steve thinks he’s alright he’s got the angle he’s got the muscle he’s got a grip on him#but Eddie grabs a thigh and wraps his arm around his chest and suddenly Steve’s flying#he thought he saw god or the light he was sure he had died cause how did his big ass self end up airborne?#but no it was just Eddie and his long ass legs and he said up up and away short stack#Eddie needs steve to know he can pick him up and doesn’t ever let him forget it
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hai guys sorry i have not been drawing a lot : 3 i am working on dpau though so nyan !
this is a dream design my best friend made for a roleplay : 3 i redrew paints stained glass idea .
#utmv#undertale#undertale au#dream#dream sans#stained glass drawing#stained glass#horror sans#technically killer is in that but it is just horror grabbing his arm after he kicked him in the balls
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sometimes I think being an Arsenal player is having to participate in the worst summer camp of your life all the time
#the picture of the team holding the Arsenal flag while Mikel is in the middle holding a soccer ball 😭#Leo looks SO small#he’s barely grabbing onto it 😭😭😭#someone needs to flush Mikel’s head in a toilet immediately. just once. so his brain can rescramble correctly
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Have Daemon being a very dramatic boy while I heated up his rat last night 🐍
#ball python#lesser pastel ball python#reptiblr#snake#snake blog#pet snake#python regius#reptile#he was in his warm hide but as soon as I opened up the enclosure he peeked his head out in food mode#then I wandered back around to check on him while it heated up and he was like that LOL#he has so much personality I love him sm#anyway he ate perfectly#grabbed it butt first then had to let go and re analize to figure out where the head was#he managed on his own after like 10 mins i was so proud
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That one guy was about to get a faceful of Spanish ass
#why’s he grabbing people’s balls and shoving his ass in other ppl’s faces#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#f1#mexico 2024
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#he is soooo squishy and cuddly <333#all curled up. he likes wrapping himself up in a little ball he's so sweet and cute. grabbing his chest#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#*#again it's funny seeing alan in casual clothes like who are you. where's your tie why are you showing chest hair........#i wanna rub my hands all over him his shoulders and arms he's so SOLID!!!!!!#hugging him from behind. alan the little spoon...
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GIVE ME SPRIZZY OR GIVE ME DEATH
#their fucked up sexy dynamic#i need it like i need air#i need izzy to look at lucius like he's going to consume him#i need lucius to swing his butt around and grab that old man by the balls#i need izzy to cry and wail and nut about it#our flag means death#izzy x lucius#izzy hands
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JUROR 5 IS NOT GRABBING HIS BALLS IN THIS SCENE!!!!! STOP SAYING HE IS!!!! HE IS SIMPLY RESTING HIS HAND BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND GRABBING/RESTING HIS HAND ON THE TABLE!!!! IF YOU ARGUE OTHERWISE YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOVE JUROR 10!!
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#wet maltese or spaghetti squash? we just don't know#diary#ben#(he's looking for his ball under the sofa because he pushes it under there and then begs me to grab it for him)
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I apologize everyone, but his evil personality and terrible decisions sparked something in me. I actually find Krauser a pretty intriguing character, especially when compared to how he was in the original re4. I have one more character I plan to give a ref. sheet for before I move on to designing re1 characters!
#jack krauser#major jack krauser#resident evil#my art#catified#design#catified design#catified resident evil#he’s so awful i love him#specifically i love him in the way that i want to grab him and squeeze him like a stress ball#if that makes sense lol#also hope operation javier gets a remake#im interested to see how capcom handles his and leon’s dynamic if they remake the dlc
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been thinking about john's complicated relationship to physical touch and the significance to certain placements that's sort of similar to his feelings about being called "johnny/johnny boy".
like if he knows you well and you move his face by the chin/pat him on the cheek/hold him by the jaw, he'll usually go along with it/let it happen initially, maybe with some token grumbling, because he's curious about the reasons (and usually dtf if it seems provocative like that lmao). but those same exact touches from someone he doesn't know well/actively hates? he'll bite your fingers off. bare minimum, it's the dirtiest, most terrifying i-can-see-into-your-soul-sunshine look you've ever seen in your life.
specifically, the chin, the nape of the neck, and the upper arm are auto-aggression producers from anyone acquaintance or lower, the same way that being called "johnny/johnny boy" is.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#in casual settings he tends to be pretty amenable to being touched. despite his old man bitching he's a PDA kinda guy#he likes to touch people and be touched and when he's comfortable he just sorta sprawls over people#but he's also HYPER aware of the ways that over-affection/immediate familiarity can be used to manipulate#and those 3 primary power placements are the ones that egotistical fuckers trying to pull their weight tend to favor for Effect#so touching his chin/nape/upper arm will Instantly get his guard up if he's anything less than chilling in your company#moral of the story is don't go grabbing the mf! he's got teeth and a hard forehead and a habit of busting balls!#( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.#first scheduled headcanon post of the semester has arrived gents#sched.
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…it kinda looks like tsuyoshi kicked takuya’s hands off of him based on how takuya shakes his hands afterward…
call him tsudonkshi
(tsuyoshi + donkey)
#tsukutta#a clip#if i think anymore about how low takuya’s hands are compared to everyone else i really might blow up…#(…i guess ill tag dump my brainrotted train of thought for this one…#…since i think its genuinely healthier to let it out rather than try to keep it in/let it fester)#looking at all their hands…yeah…he pretty much has his the lowest…shingo is really low too but he went for nakai’s hips#which is a bit less…uh….risqué? in this context lmao#this is the same strat pon uses with goro#nakai went flat hands (like just laying hands on back rather than grabbing the hips) but he goes a bit higher (all fingers above hips)#takuya is using the same strat as nakai but he went a skosh low…considering pon is p petite it makes sense…#but lol at him not lifting his hands until the last second#(im overly observant and unhinged it’s really not a fantastic combination)#(also way too logical good lord reading these back it looks like im writing a scientific paper…fucking hell…… [astonished affectionate])#…yeah im just gonna leave these tags fuck it we ball
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WHY IS EVERYONE IN HIS INSTA COMMENTS TELLING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
#they are celebrating their 'male ally' 😭#his pool being 1/3rd elaborate floatie#at least he actually uses it#i cant stand people that have one and dont#if it's like a tub pool thats outside i understand#those are kinda just for social gatherings#but an indoor pool?#bitch u BETTER use that!!#look too damn cool not to!#i personally find pools kinda boring after the next 15 minutes of being in one#like. ok. now what#we can only race each other so many times#and eventually we both get tired of having to go grab the beach ball we accidentally knocked out#like now this is just a waste of my time#maybe it's bcs i was on the swim team so i have a harder time associating fun with it but still#his eyes <33#wouldve been cuter if he was looking to the side tbh#now he looks like a little demon watching salt get rained down upon it#his jewelry mewooo#meow*#be careful with the chain in the pool bro it might snag a drain#jaren
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I don't have a problem, this is perfectly normal behavior.
#ghostie mumbles#revenge for grabbing him and shaking him like a maraca. he grabs me in his crystal ball and shakes me like a snow globe.
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