#Greg Burk

[maya-caffrey]

love characters who desperately try to reform and become better people only to get pulled back to their old ways TM

[nickngreg]

[veryferaldistributions]

Aliens (1986) Dir. James Cameron

[hoggleswart]

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓:            ＂         i'm   not   in   the   mood   for   a   lecture.         ＂               ft.      ezekiel   burke      &      gregory   goyle.               (      @lmortem​​      )  

＂         That’s   good,      ‘cause   I’m   not   in   the   mood   to   give   one.      Turn   up   late   again   and   I’ll   throw   you   out   on   your   ass.         ＂               It’s   an   empty   threat.      No   doubt   they   both   know   Ezekiel   has   neither   the   patience   nor   the   inclination   to   interview   a   replacement.      His   passion   for   Borgin      &      Burkes   is   limited   solely   to   the   profit   it   brings   in.      Without   it,      he   would’ve   burnt   the   damn   place   to   the   ground   years   ago   and   that   disinterest   allows   Greg   an   unspoken   advantage,      but   the   store   owner   isn’t   about   to   admit   that.         Better   to   at   least   PRETEND   he   gives   a   shit.               ＂         There’s   plenty   more   punks   out   there   I   can   pay   to   insult   me   to   their   friends   when   they   think   I’m   not   in   earshot.         ＂

[kramlabs]

Greg Nicol

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Also, “Michelle” the ESU medic is supposedly girlfriend or wife of Greg Nicol:

[admincendekiawanjudi]

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[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a life-sized cutout of Kathy Burke. John Robins says, "I had the pleasure of meeting Kathy for the first time recently. She is kind, funny, insightful, wise, and I just think if we were somehow able to put Kathy Burke in charge of everything, and/or clone her - with permission - then it would mean an end to war, inequality, poverty. I just think she's got a lot of answers." Greg Davies says, "I mean, that is a lot of responsibility to put on the shoulders of the woman from Kevin & Perry Go Large." End ID.]

[panelshowsource]

i’d love to know, what are some panel show moments you think about a lot?

omg like just off the top of my head?

just the whole episode of cats after jimmy's tax avoidance scandal

"good evening your majesty you tax-dodging bitch"

david mumbling "chancellor of the exchequer" in small font

when the horne section was doing macarena on catsdown and the rose was so limp WHY WAS IT SO LIMP

the greatest breath smeller game

"this makes me so angry because they wouldn't show the clip of me attacking my mother with a taser! i thought it was really funny!"

josh groban being an absolute wizard at singing intros followed by martin freeman being an absolute wizard at guessing them to the point production asked him to slow down giving the answer because he was too good

when stacey solomon said she likes teresa may and jimmy carr, gino d'acampo, and carol vorderman were absolutely speechless

alex’s reaction after joe says he has pineapple in his ass

when jimmy used the 30 seconds to wax his leg??

the way the queen’s pussy being haunted was like genuine headline news

mark sending greg 148 texts and getting 0 points ("what a terrible waste of time")

when that nude model came on for jimmy to (pretend) to live draw and lee mack was so gobsmacked at that man's penis he violently elbowed david o'doherty going "look at that!"

"you wouldn't do that during shakespeare, would you?"

on outsiders when joe wilkinson couldn't believe david mitchell is only 47 and literally said "do you live outside"

phil wang roasting ed gamble and saying "ed's girlfriend is such a dog i tried to eat her"

"you cannot imply that only gay people eat vegetables"

♪ but bin men get sad ♪

when those podcasters were reading joe wilkinson his own tweets and he was sweating so much and then just covered his eyes and went "what's wrong with me..."

"stephen fry wouldn't read 'pussy-friendly finger'"

when johnny vegas was literally eating a tin of fucking dog food and kathy burke was like "what's happening??" and jimmy so nonchalantly went "we're just eating dog food :)"

when noel ate some of alex's beard and greg said "you are aware that when we're at home alex is only allowed to move around like a snake?"

every joe & rachel hug ever here's a cute one :')

claudia completely bodying this lie and everyone's animals being so cute and funny and rob and lee complaining just the whole thing

on rhlstp when richard was Being Richard for the last hour and louis theroux was Over It and richard went "have you ever tried to suck your own cock?" and louis just died and then muttered "...do we have to..."

"i don't really eat potatoes it feels a bit irish :/"

johnny vegas pulling something out of rhod gilbert's pants, sniffing it, and then scandalising the entire room by saying "i've been told i smell better from behind than i do from the front, lovers have told me"

gosh my rotted brain is always rattling around panel show moments ..i wish to be cured

[disturbingstar]

Victims in order

Terrifier

1. Steve Decapitated, head turned into a jack-o'-lantern.

2. Ramone Fingers sliced off, stabbed multiple times in a face.

3. Dawn Sliced her body in half while chained upside down.

4. Tara Heyes Shot seven times then presumably mauled her face as her body was seen in a chair.

5. Cat lady Breasts cut off and head scalped.

6. Will Head stabbed and cut off by two knives.

7. Mike Stomped on his head, then squashed.

Terrifier 2

1. Seth Bolton Even though he was not killed from the choke in the first film, Art brutally smashes his face multiple times with a dual head then ripped his brain out.

2. Unnamed man in the waiting room Stabbed in the head with the mop stick.

3. Fourteen clown cafe patrons Shot with a Tommy gun.

4. Clown Cafe Singer Set on fire.

5. Cereal Kid Shot in the neck with a Tommy gun.

6. Opossum Organs ripped out from the body along with The Little Pale Girl. However, it was already dead.

7. Ricky Stabbed in the eye with a bottle then sliced his head with a hatchet and later was using it as a Halloween decoration, but eventually threw it away.

8. Allie Stabbed brutally by ripping out all of her corpse as the most gruesome death.

9. Allie's Mother Art decapitated her off-screen and was using it as a Halloween trick or treat candy bucket.

10. Barbara Shaw Head shot off.

11. Jeff Presumably bled out after got stabbed in the crotch and got his penis cut off.

12. Brooke Face melt by acid, knee broken, beaten with a stick and sharp objects on it to dead. Heart ripped out and eaten.

Terrifier 3

1. Timmy Thomas Dismembered by Art the Clown with an axe off-camera.

2. Mark Thomas Hit with an axe in bed multiple times.

3. Jennifer Thomas Hit in the back and stomach with an axe. Arm cut off and hit in the skull.

4. Juliet Thomas Killed by Art the Clown with an axe off-screen (Debatable)

5. Officer Evans Decapitated off-screen.

6. Unnamed Nurse Face bitten by Art the Clown's head off-screen, body shown.

7. Adam Burke Lower jaw ripped off by Victoria Hayes and scalp partially ripped off by Art the Clown's body.

8. Unnamed Art the Clown Cosplayer Killed by Art the Clown and/or Victoria off-screen, clothes shown.

9. Dennis Stabbed in the hand with a large nail, fingers eaten, scalp cut in half with a box cutter and head's skin ripped in half by Art the Clown.

10. Rat Smashed apart against a table after being frozen by Art the Clown with liquid nitrogen.

11. Smokey Shot in the head by Art the Clown with a handgun off-camera, blood splatter shown.

12. Eddie Bled out after being shot in the neck by Art the Clown with a handgun.

13. Charles Johnson Kneecap, hand, and half of his face bashed repeatedly by Art the Clown with a hammer after freezing them with liquid nitrogen.

14. Corey Killed in an explosion made by Art the Clown with an explosive present.

15. Unnamed mother Head blown apart in an explosion caused by Art the Clown with an explosive present.

16. Three Unknown people Died in the explosion.

17. Mia Carpenter Breasts, hip, and arms sliced off, face cut open partially in half at the cheek, and sawed in half through the waist by Art the Clown with a chainsaw.

18. Cole Deveraux Hand and fingers sliced off, leg partially severed and ripped off, rectum sliced in half, arm sawed off, head sliced in half, and cut partially vertically in half through the groin by Art the Clown.

19. Greg Shaw Decapitated by either Art the Clown or Victoria Hayes off-screen, stomach sliced open, body shown.

20. Jonathan Shaw Presumably killed by either Art the Clown or Victoria Hayes off-screen, skull shown.

21. Jessica Shaw Plastic tube rammed down her throat with a hammer, rats were put in it and forced to go down, later her throat sliced open by Art the Clown and Victoria Hayes with a kitchen knife. Shared kill.

[kim-rye]

need someone to giggle and blush about them with

any 1 else in love w the fc5 actors like me

[your-fellow-writer-of-the-night]

My Masterlist

Lucifer:

Moodboards:

Regressor Lucifer Morningstar

Regressor Lucifer Morningstar

Regressor Lucifer Morningstar (with Maze and Chloe)

Regressor Lucifer Morningstar (with carer Dan)

Sleepy regressor Lucifer

And yet another regressor Lucifer

Regressor Lucifer and babysitter Maze

Vent regressor Lucifer

Vent pet regressor Lucifer

Another vent regressor Lucifer

Caregiver Micheal Demiurgos (with some headcanons)

Stimboard:

Lucifer Morningstar

Headcanons:

Regressor Lucifer Morningstar

Fanfics:

As Sweet as Whiskey (regressor Lucifer, carer Chloe)

Sleepy Devil (regressor Lucifer)

Wake up bud (regressor Lucifer, carer Maze)

It's not because I'm tired (regressor Lucifer, carer Amenadiel)

Good Omens:

Moodboard:

Regressor Crowley (with cg Aziraphale)

Regressor Angel Crowley

Regressor Crowley 👻 (spooky vibes, my favorite moodboard so far)

Regressor Beelzebub

Caregiver Aziraphale

Caregiver Aziraphale 🕊️

Another caregiver Aziraphale

Caregiver Crowley

Crowley and Aziraphale

Fanfics:

Milk, Honey and a Tea Spoon of Vanilla (regressor Crowley, carer Aziraphale)

Cozy fireplace (regressor Crowley, carer Aziraphale)

Doctor Who:

Moodboards:

Regressor Tenth Doctor

Regressor Tenth Doctor

Tenth Doctor

Supernatural:

Moodboards:

Regressor Dean Winchester

Regressor Dean

Another regressor Dean

9-1-1 Lone Star:

Moodboards:

Regressor TK Strand

House M.D:

Moodboards:

Regressor Greg House (with cg Wilson)

Regressor James Wilson (and teddy bears)

Regressor Robert Chase

Another regressor Chase

Caregiver James Wilson

Headcanons:

Regressor Robert Chase

Fanfics:

The average dog is nicer than the average person (pet regressor Wilson and carer House. *unfinished)

White Collar:

Moodboards:

Regressor Neal Caffrey

Regressor Neal Caffrey (with cg Peter Burke)

Another regressor Neal Caffrey

Fanfics:

Time out (regressor Neal with El and Peter)

Suits:

Moodboards:

Regressor Mike Ross

Vent Regressor Mike Ross (tw- weed)

Regressor Harvey Specter (Racing Hearts)

Regressor Mike Ross (Racing Hearts)

Regressors Mike and Harvey (Racing Hearts)

Fanfics:

Racing Hearts

Bones:

Moodboards:

Regressor Seeley Booth (with cg Temperance Brennan)

Regressor Jack Hodgins (with Booth and Angela)

Moon Knight:

Moodboards:

Regressor Steven Grant

Hannibal:

Moodboards:

Regressor Will Graham (with cg Hannibal)

Hudson & Rex:

Moodboards:

Regressor Charlie Hudson

Regressor Charlie

Regressor Charlie (winter-ish theme)

Regressor Jesse Mills

Headcanons:

Regressor Charlie Hudson

[lilcathsmith]

Greg in every episode of CSI (19/328) • Burked •

[jewish-ship-showdown]

Ships that have already qualified (read before submitting):

Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey

Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire

Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole

Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya

Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome

Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay

Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle

Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz

Danny/Reuven

Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine

Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado

Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine

Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano

Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)

Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Barney Guttman/Logan Nguyen

Leah/Chanan

Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun

Marvin/Whizzer

Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Perchik/Hodel

Tzeitel/Motel

Monica Gellar/Chandler Bing

Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres

Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman

Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines

Cristina Yang/Owen Hunt

Cristina Yang/Preston Burke

Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim

Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

James Wilson/Gregory House

The Baker and/The Baker's Wife

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride

Alec Hardison/Parker

Max Eisenhardt (Magneto)/Charles Xavier (Professor X)

Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Michael Bech

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)/Teddy Altman (Hulkling)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Johnny Storm (The Human Torch)

Layla El Faouly/Mark Spector (Moon Knight)

Matthew Hawk (Two-Gun Kid II)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Betty Brant

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Eugene "Flash" Thompson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Felicia Hardy

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Harry Osborn

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Mary Jane "MJ" Watson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Steve Rogers/Bernadette "Bernie" Rosenthal

Wanda Maximoff/The Vision

Midge Maisel/Susie Myerson

Hal Emmerich (Otacon)/Solid Snake

Casey Goldberg-Calderon/Lunella Lafayette

Fran Fine/Max Sheffield

Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar

Winston Schmidt/Cece Parekh

David Jacobs/Jack Kelly

Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts

Scout Touzani/Elias Wyrick

KJ Brandman/Mac Coyle

Lavinia Asimov/Poison Oak

Phineas Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro

Anon's Mom/Dad

The person reading this & their partner

Jerry Seinfeld/Cosmo Kramer

Simon Lewis/Isabel Lightwood

Danielle/Maya

Bram Greenfeld/Simon Spier

Miryem Mandelstam/The Staryk King

David Rose/Patrick Brewer

James T Kirk/S'chn T'gai Spock

Worf Rozhenko/Jadzia Dax

Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla

Brian Jeeter/Krejjh

Bobby Singer/Rufus Turner

Jonah Simms/Amy Sosa

Reish Lakish/Rabbi Yochanen

King David/Yonatan

Devorah/Barak

Moses/Tzipporah

Ruth/Naomi

Yaakov/The Angel

Rowan Roth/Neil Mcnair

Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz

Cecil Palmer/Carlos The Scientist

Josh Lyman/Donna Moss

Little Ash/Uriel

Lucille "Lucy" Kensington/Dr. Edison "Ed" Tucker

Fox Mulder/Dana Scully

Anshel/Avigdor

Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer

Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)/Jericho Drumm

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Shondra Kinsolving

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Talia Al Ghul

Ben Grimm (The Thing)/Alicia Masters

Velma Dinkley/Daphne Blake

Velma Dinkley/Marcie Fleach

Didi Pickles/Stu Pickles

Velma Dinkley/Coco Diablo

Babushka (Tatiana)/Dedushka (Ivan)

Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin

Natasha Romanoff/Wanda Maximoff

Marc Spector (Moon Knight)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Hillel/Shammai

S'chn T'gai Spock/James T Kirk/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

S'chn T'gai Spock/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson

Annie Edison/Jeff Winger

Maxine Myers/Paula Cohen

Baby Houseman/Johnny Castle

Tevye/Golde

Michael "Mike" Wazowski/Celia Mae

Talmudic couple having gay sex in the attic

Tim Drake/Kon El (Conner Kent)

Violet Baudelaire/Quigley Quagmire

Reuben Kent/Feliks Kaufmann

Anshel/Avigdor/Hadass

Amram/Zelikman

Anshel/Hadass

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[dlburks]

The Prion Syndrome - By Donte Burks

Chapter One

He walked slowly, and aimlessly, stumbling around like a blind man.  His footing was unsure, as he stepped and shuffled like someone walking on a pile of stones. His body was stiff in some areas as he moved along his erratic path, clumsily at a snail's pace.  It was a kind of an off balance shuffle which looked like he could fall over at any moment. His head hung down and his eyes were unfixed and lazily scanning with seemingly little purpose. They didn't really track anything in particular as he moved.  There was no movement around him therefore he gave no response to his surroundings.

About every minute or so, there was the sound of slow breathing. Long, laborious, drawn-out breathing in a non-rhythmic, congested fashion as if there were something lodged in his throat. It had a kind of whispering wheezing effect to it like an asthmatic forcing his self to draw a breath.  First and very slow inhale, though very shallow and faint and laborious though with less effort. Then, quite a few seconds later, often more than 10 or 15, is the exhale. This was nearly as slow as the inhale, but sometimes accompanied by an expectation of phlegm and other fluids. It was often coupled with a wheeze or a weak moan as the air slowly passed through what was left of the vocal chords.  Sometimes his mouth was open and dripping with very cloudy and thick saliva that often lingered and hung from the bottom lip and chin. Other times just a small opening, enough for air to pass. In he often made a chewing motion with his jaw and a smacking sound with his lips. It was like something you would see if you watched an old man as went about his day complaining of being parched and having found nothing to quench his throat. 

There was group of teenagers passing by laughing and joking as teenagers often do.  They had just left the movie theatre, where they watched a popular action film. One of those summer blockbusters everyone waits months to see, with five or six sequels trailing behind it. They were all laughing and joking; talking about the movie and reciting the various memorable scenes from it.   

“And that part where the guy had the two guns...” Greg blurted as he jumped and pranced around making the gun shapes with his hands pointing them at everyone else.”Man, that was so cool..” he exclaimed.

Greg was the oldest of the group. He was 19 years old, although sometimes you wouldn't know because of the way he acted a times. His authority issues often got in the way of his social graces. This made it hard to really keep friends. These were the kids he knew since child hood. They learned to put up with him over the years. However outside of that, friendships make no difference to him. Greg was also pretty easy to anger, so he fought a lot. In fact he liked to fight. An easy way to get him going was to correct him on his actions. You don’t Greg how to act, you just stand back and kind of let him work himself into his own embarrassment. Then he’ll get the message. He’ll just acknowledge it with a, “screw you, man!” No one likes to be told how obnoxious they are.  Although, when he is calm and serious, he would prove himself to be quite intelligent and resourceful. This is one of the reasons why the rest of the group liked to keep him around. It did help that he always got invited to all the best parties. They could always tag along.

Mike was just the kind of guy you could call a true friend. He was rather level headed and sustains a common sense sort of air about himself. You always knew where Mike’s head was. A foundation of sorts which always struck people as being dependable and reliable, someone you can count on. 

Now Mike didn’t always say much, what with the maniacal ramblings of Greg, which often gobbled up the conversation when he was on a roll. However, Mike always knew when to throw in his two cents and when to keep his mouth shut. Still, when he did say something, it was usually worth listening to because he tended to be one of the more thoughtful individuals in the group. 

His, inclusion into the teen clan was not without some ridicule. He wasn’t best dressed between himself and Greg. In-fact, Greg often referred to him as Mikey Mom-pants, on account of the fact that Mike regularly wore faded jeans and wore them rather high on his waist. A favorite song Greg often blerted out at Mike was “Mik-ey-Mom-Pants”. Very similar to a children’s cartoon they used to watch as younger kids.

Now, when they happened upon the strange man, they saw how oddly he was behaving. They witness him bump into the wall a few times that ran along the path he was walking. They stared teasing him for a Moment. Hitting him with insults, and They watched as he shambled about like some confused mental patient, heavily drugged and barely aware of himself; much less, his surroundings, not knowing where he is, or even what he was doing. At least that how he appeared to them as they look on with disbelief at first and then a sophomoric lack of sensibility and sensitivity to his apparent trouble. 

Shocked at first, they stood there starring at him in disbelief, unsure of what to do. They just sort of watched as the stranger meandered around pointlessly with little actual direction. He often started one way, then abruptly stopped and changed direction.  There was obviously something about this person that was not right. He seemed confused and disheveled with no 

His clothes were dirty and torn in some places. He was wearing a sport coat that was wrinkled and filthy, and it looked as though it was barely holding at the seams.  His pants, dusty and torn, and if you looked closely enough they seemed have some bloodstains down the pant legs. The stench carried easily in the wind as it wisped softly across him. There was the stench of death in a toilet. 

You could then hear one of them shout, "Freak!"

That got his attention. The strange man stopped and turned, and he looked that the group. His eyes clouded and whitened, it was a wonder he could see anything at all.  Half confused, at first, but then there was moment of what appeared to be clarity in his facial expression and his demeanor. He turned, slowly, but with a definite determination. The kids were immediately alarmed by this him, but still, like any other group of unruly teens, this didn't stop them from teasing the man. All with the exception of Sandy, who normally has a greater sensibility about what is proper and correct regarding how other individuals are treated.

“C-mon guys, don't on him. He may need help.” Preached Sandy.

Actually, the main one doing the teasing was Greg, who could be somewhat of an asshole, simply due to the fact that the he had authority issues. The other mainly stood by laughing at Greg's jokes.

“Dude, you fuckin' stink.”

“Are you retarded?” he scoffed.

 He was always the first to make a snide remark at someone’s expense especially someone he didn’t like, or even someone in a position of authority. The rest of the group say nothing. They just laughed, which of course would only encourage him even more. Mike, snickered a bit, he was a bit of a joker. It is mostly by choice, whenever he doesn't want to deal with something unpleasant.

Greg was the boldest one; the fearless one. He liked to fight and he had no problem with the idea of bashing someone's head in, if they pissed him off. He grabbed a glass beer bottle that was lying nearby on the ground. As the stranger began to lumber toward them, Greg smashed the butt of the bottle against a sign post, breaking it to get a sharp edged weapon to defend himself and the others with. He saw it done in the movies. However it did not work out the same way. In fact the entire bottle shattered in his hand. One of the shards of glass cut his hand just across the base of his thumb and to the center of his palm.

“Ah—sun of a bitch!” he yelled.

Judy was standing the closest to Greg when it at started. She immediately rushed to him to see if he were ok. She wasn't very impressed with the fact that Greg was trying to play "Mr. Hero".

“Dumb-ass! What the hell were you thinking?” she told him.

 She had always been Greg's biggest critic. But she was also his closest friend and he, her's. They had grown up together, they had been friends since Pre-K.  When she got over to him she immediately grabbed his hand to look at it. She didn't notice anymore that the stranger was getting closer. Although the creep was closest to Judy and it was very easy to get a hold of her, he wanted at that hand, and the one attached to it. The blood was an over powering lure, and it was so irresistible, that the man could not control himself. He did everything in his power to get to that hand, to get that person with the bleeding hand.

There was something about the blood, dripping from Greg's hand, the smell of it, the color, and that fact that it was so fresh. It was the very thing needed to send the stranger into a frenzy.  He became excited and started to move with less confusion and with more intent. Suddenly, the stranger reached for them. He began swinging his arms around as though he were trying to catch flies in a swarm. The group, in unison, quickly moved away, Just far enough to stay out of his reach.  The stranger lunged forward toward the kids in a second attempt to get a hold of just one of them.  However, they were all too quick and managed to move out of the way every time he tried for them.  Greg managed to knock around a couples of times. He popped him good one time; hard enough to knock him out, he thought. He put him on ground but the man just got back up and started at Greg again. Judy grabbed Greg by the arm to get him away from the super vagrant.

Greg, knew, at this point, that this was not where he wanted to be and shouted to the rest of the gang, "Let's go!"  

They all ran away from the stranger, all together, all in fear. The stranger tried to chase them but was far too slow. The only thing he could do was to try to follow them as he shambled after them.

Across the street was a Trendy Mart where they all ran to, hoping to find a safe place to call for help. They all piled up at the door, coming in just enough for the door to close. They could see from there that the stranger was making his way across the street.

They were all shaking and full of fright as they watched the man stumble across the street.

"I hope the fucker gets hit by car!" Greg shouted, holding his bloody hand.

Sandy replied, "Dude, that's so wrong!"

"What?" he asked, "Look at my hand!"

"You did that--trying to be some action movie hero!" she said, her eyes scanning him from head to toe. "What were you gonna do with that bottle any way, catch a murder charge?"

"Not murder," Greg hung his head and lowered his voice a bit, thinking how he could spin it.  "Assault maybe...or self defense! Who knows what that bastard was gonna do to us...or you."

Sandy interrupted the argument, "Stop arguing and call the police! He's getting closer!"

At that moment the store clerk jumped in, "Hey!" He didn't seem to be a very authoritative guy. He was tall and lanky, not so tough looking but he could command attention if needed, although his voice cracked a little when he yelled. This was the time for that.  "You, with the hand, you're getting blood all over my floor, who's gonna clean that up?"

They all looked at each other and in one second they all jump at the counter, advising the clerk to call the police. The clerk was not convinced that they were actually victims of anything. He asked them, "What's going on? What did you do?"

Judy pointed toward the man strafing toward the door, while the others frantically look around for something to bar the door.  She explained to the clerk what had happened when they first encountered the man that was just now making it to the door. The door that has just been barred at the last second before the man could get in.

The clerk was not as concerned as they'd hoped, "Look at him, he's just a transient. He's probably just hungry, or maybe his mentally challenged or ill."

"Look, I don't care what he is. He attacked us and we need help." Judy remained sure of the danger.

"Did he do that to your friend's hand over there?

"No, he cut it by breaking a bottle," she admitted.

"Like in the movies?" the clerk snidely remarked. When he said that, there was a small laugh that escaped his throat. He also struggled to suppress the smirk on his face.

Greg interrupted, "It's not funny, guy. This really hurts. Maybe instead of standing there making B.S. comments you could me out with some bandages or something?"

"Third aisle, top shelf. and you know you gotta pay for that."

Greg responded, "yeah, yeah, whatever."

At that time, the others notice the man was right outside the door. He began to bang on the glass as if to be let in. They became more panicked.

Judy pleaded with the clerk to call the police, then remembered that she was carrying her cell phone the whole time. She snatched the phone from her pocket and tried to call out, but could not get a signal. "Damn, no signal!"

The clerk looks at Judy then back out at the stranger banging on the glass. "Well I guess there's something wrong with him. I'll call the police and have him picked up...but you can't close up my store like this, I'm running a business here."

While the clerk was talking to the police, the rest of the group was watching the bizarre individual as he became more and more agitated, pounding on the glass, even licking it once or twice. The more the man was doing to get into the store, the more the group became nervous.

A car pulls up and parks just off to the side. It's a tan sedan or some shit, it doesn't matter what kind of are it was. The passenger side door opens up, reluctantly, as a young woman, in her twenty's emerges slowly and cautiously for fear that she may be accosted by the crazy man banging on the glass. The group in the store also began to bang on the glass to get the woman's attention. Frantically, they try to warn her not to try to enter the store, and to stay away from the strange man at the door.

It was a little too late; the stranger had caught a glimpse of the young man, and has now turned his attention to her. This is something he can reach. His mouth begins to make a chewing motion as he starts over to her. The woman is frozen at the sight of him. She wants to run away but it seems that all she can do is take little steps backwards. Not quite enough to make any headway in getting away from this grizzly old guy.

"You'd better stay away from me!" She managed to get out breathlessly. Suddenly, the driver side door flies open. A rather large man jumps out of the car, and quickly charges over to the stranger, "Hey fucker, don't you put your hands on her!"

The man grabs the stranger by the lapels, at which point a small struggle takes place. While the man and the stranger tussled, the man's arm was exposed just long enough for the stranger to turn to the side, reach out and bite the man on the arm just above the wrist.

At that moment, the man pushed the stranger away, "Ouch! You Bastard!" The stranger was knocked to the ground. He immediately started to get up. The man started kicking the stranger before he could fully get up. He kicked him until he started to bleed. That's when he finally stopped. It would seem this man had one of the personalities where he is not satisfied until he sees blood.

The young woman that was with him tried to calm the man down so that he didn't seriously hurt the stranger. "Marcus, that's enough, let's just go."

Marcus grabbed her and pushed her aside, "Get out of the way, this guy is dangerous."

Through all of that the creature still tries to stand up. He seemed even more agitated than before. From his knees, the emaciated stranger lunged at the man and caught him by surprise. He reached around the Marcus' waist and squeezed. It wasn't very tight but the whole action was quick enough to catch the Marcus off guard.

Then there was the bite. Another one right in the middle of the man's chest. This one was messy and there was far more blood than the first one. Marcus grabbed the stranger's head and began to pound it until it was a bloody lump.

Inside the store, everyone was looking at the spectacle that took place outside. There was nothing but silence in that moment, no of them could believe what they had just seen.

"I think we just witnessed a murder," said Judy.

"No," Greg answered, "look, he's still moving...a little."

They watched Marcus gather the young women and get her into the car, and they drove off never to be seen again.

"Dude, that was kinda awesome," said Greg as he watched the car speed down the road.

Very soon after, no more than a minute or two, the police showed up.  There were two of them in the car. It was clear to see that the one driving was older and was more experienced than the other. They pulled into the parking lot, in a typical cop manner. It's not really that easy to explain what a typical cop manner of driving is...however whenever you see it, you also know where the car is marked or not. You can always tell its cop driving that vehicle, when the driver is driving like a cop.

Anyway, as they pulled into the parking lot, the officer in the passenger side noticed the old odd man writhing on the ground, struggling to get up, with head literally all busted up. It was so bad that there were pieces of his head on the ground, and you could almost be certain that the brain exposed.

There was a stench coming from the stranger by this time. It was really bad, and the air was so thick with it, it was difficult for the police officer to approach him. "I’m Officer Dan Jennings. Can you understand me?"

"Oh my God, what is that smell?" the younger officer coughed.

The other older officer, the one that was driving, had just finished on the radio, and moved cautiously away from the car, looking around for someone who could have done this to the stranger or at least someone that saw what happened.

"Don’t touch him yet, at least until we get an understanding what that smell is." said the driver officer. He then notice all the eyes on them as he looked up at the storefront and saw that there was a group of witness. He knew they could tell what happened here.  So he made its way toward the door. At the same time, Judy started over to remove the broom that she had been using to bar the door shut.

The officer enters the store, "I'm Officer Boyle. Does anyone want to tell me what happened here?"

They all chime in, each trying to tell the story, it sounds like a room of random voices all not unrelated and irrelevant to each other.

"OK, okay, one at a time, please." shouted the officer. "You," he points to Greg since he appeared to be the leader of the group or maybe the oldest.

While the group’s statements were being taken, the younger officer was seeing about the man on the ground.  His concern was quite genuine as this person has suffered substantial injuries.  The stranger still writhing on the ground and struggling to get, didn't seemed to be very phased by the injuries other than the obvious. In fact, the fact that he could not get up, likely was the only thing keeping him from harming the officer who was standing well within 3 feet of him.

After taking their statements, Officer Boyle called out to Jennings and motioned to him to come over. "You need to hear this."

Jennings is distracted for just a second while Boyle is trying to get him to come over, and at that moment, the stranger reached out and grabbed a hold of officer Jennings' arm, pulls it in and bites the officer on the hand. Jennings manages to pull away quickly enough that he gets a scratch on his hand rather a gashing wound.

"Are you alright," asked Boyle.

"I'm Fine," answered Jennings, "He just nicked me."

"Still, gonna have to get that checked out. You might need a Tetanus shot."

"Yeah, I know but that can wait," Jennings scoffed.

Boyle told Jennings what the kids told him. The story was rather hard for them to believe. At least would have been if Jennings hadn't gotten bitten by the stranger.

Jennings turn toward Judy and asked, "So this man, outside on the ground, he attacked you?"

"Sort of,” she said, "he tried to get a hold of me but he moved really slow and we managed to get away."

The officers called for an ambulance to have the man picked and checked at a hospital.  As for the kids, they called their parents to make sure they got home safely.

Judy's father showed up, but the rest of the parents were not able to come, so Mr. McCreedy, Judy's father offered to take them all home.

On the ride home, Mr. McCreedy explained, "You know you all were really very lucky today. This is why I always make sure Judy knows what dangers are out there, and I'm always checking up on her to make sure she's not getting into any trouble."

"Dad, please." chimed Judy.

"All I'm saying is there are a lot of creeps out there and you'll never know when you walk on one. It's always best to be prepared, and careful." he explained.

Arriving home, after dropping off the rest of the group, Mr. McCreedy tells Judy to get ready for dinner. Judy goes into the house and scurries up to her room to try to shake off nerves. Her mother, very concerned barges into the room asking if Judy is alright. She had heard that there was an incident and wanted to make sure her baby was OK. "Judy, honey, are you okay?” she inquired, "Tell me, what happened?"

"I'm fine...it's nothing really," Judy answered.

"Well it must have been something serious or else why would the police have been involved?"

"Mom, it was nothing..." Judy tried to deescalate the whole incident.

"You're not in trouble are you?" her mother asked reluctantly, not wanting there to be anything that would mean Judy was in any trouble of any kind. "You know you can tell me anything, even if it means you might be in trouble. Trust me; it will be better if you tell me.

Judy took a long deep breath, and paused for a moment. She searched for the best way to explain what happened without making it sound worse than it really was. "We were out walking around, after the movies and there was this guy...so weird." she cringed at the thought of the stranger was about to describe.

"This guy was stumbling around and moaning or mumbling, I don't know what...all I remember is that he was weird and dirty, and he smell really bad," she remembered.

"Oh honey, he didn't...do anything did he?" she drew in closer to examine Judy, ensuring that her little hadn't been abused in any way.

"No, mom," she answered, "Like I said, I'm fine. He didn't lay a hand on me, because well...He tried to grab me but we all ran. "

"Your dad told me that Greg had to go to the emergency room," said Mrs. McCreedy.

"Yeah that's because Greg's stupid...He tried breaking the end off of a bottle to protect us," Judy returned. She added, "When that guy tried to grab us, Greg was trying to be a hero...I guess." She paused a bit then said, "He's such an idiot."

Judy went to explained the rest of the event to her mother and by the time she'd reached the end of the story, her mother had already made up her mind, "OK, I'm glad you're OK, but you're gonna start taking self defense classes."

"Mom," Judy replied, "I don't need self defense...it was one isolated incident.”

"I'm not hearing anymore about it. Self defense is the best thing for a situation like that," stated Mrs. McCreedy.

It was unclear to Judy if her mother had heard anything she said about the biting. However, it didn't matter at this point; there was no convincing her mom about not needing self defense classes.

[projazznet]

Greg Burk Trio – Nothing, Knowing

Pianist Greg Burk’s explorative music covers a wide range of idioms. Sometimes his out-of-tempo ruminations recall Paul Bley, and he is joined and stimulated by two of Bley’s former sidemen, bassist Steve Swallow and drummer Bob Moses. But on the 19-minute “Truth Be Bold,” Burk’s intense and free playing is closer to that of Cecil Taylor, while some of the briefer selections swing in their own fashion. This program definitely keeps one guessing, for Burk is difficult to easily categorize as anything but a creative jazz musician. His interplay with his sidemen is nearly telepathic at times (they all have big ears) and they consistently shift musical directions and share thoughts together. Listeners who enjoy explorative and passionate jazz improvising will definitely want this outing (Scott Yanow/AllMusic). Bass – Steve Swallow Piano – Greg Burk Drums – Bob Moses

[euripidesredux]

Extended credits for Museum at Tomorrow episode 5

Below the cut are all of the folks who I used (and asked to be credited) for recordings in Museum at Tomorrow episode 5- specifically, the "This is not for You" recordings.

(The list was too long for podcast episode descriptions)

These recordings were mixed into the soundscape of the show, heavily processed- so you may or may not be able to pick out your voice. Each unique recording is preserved as rhythem, timber, and shape within the episode.

Thank you for your work in creating the canvas of this piece.

Kate Bullen

K R Forsyth

Vega Jacobsen

Charlie

Rovi

Grace Gamble 

Wesley Lee Balete

Charlie Sloykowski

JC Hendry

Courtney Brothers

Arabella McDonald

Hanc Finestra

Katie H

Galacticguppy 

Beck Smith

GreenHeronHive

Micheal Vee

Mira Singer

Laurent J.L. Hall

Carley Mothersell

woaaah

cmt

November_Clouds

Elliott Neptune

Enrica Jossi

Ace

Jahan Shah 

Morgan Galagher

Niall LG

  Bates

Caroline Mincks

Daniel Kurtz

AJ Fidalgo

Tani

Shura

Zedek H

Halebop

Malia Northstar

Greg Ruddick

Solstice Hannan

Jessamy Thomison 

Cassie A.

Rachel Spokony

miss mr meow

Arti Richardson

Mattie J.

Geddy Cary-Avery,

 Ophelia Cary-Avery

Sophie Kaplan

X Speaks

Devin

Craux

Cap

Joe R

Ray Goldberg

Mog

The Marble System

Tina Case

Kate Bullen

Marionette

LD

Maddy Searle

Remi P

Meg Taylor

Beth

Evan Tess Murray

Amanda Jones

Amanda Ehrhardt

Nathan Fisentzou-Haji-Leonti

Johanna Andersson

Tess Huth

@faeriebullshit

Olivia Lion

Ange

Bridget M. Mueting

Wil Williams

Katie Utke

aceofgames

Savy Stay

Graham Rowat

Meredith

spaceacebreakface 

Molly Walsh

Belinda Parker

Erin Celovsky

liz

Caden Osojnak

Danniac 

Ray Schrader

Atlas Byrd

AJ. S.

JayseHasNoGrace

Fay Blackmore

Sharon Peterson

Katharina Abschlag 

Izzy

Ace Tayloe

kat B

Siz Hart

moth

Kathryn Cox

G. Honnigford

Pine Gonzalez

sisyphus

Essay

artie eigengrau

Rook Davis

Izzi Mata

grayson

Tamara Jones

Willow

G.F.

Leigh sharpe

Zelda MacFarland

Arkyn Wolf

Elany

Elaine Wiley

Mary Lewis-Phillipps

Claudia Elvidge

Kei Burke

Katie Vargas

Karleen Preator

Alicia Babich

Jonathan Sciance

Étoile

Hayden Laver

Barrett Vann

S Kramer

Maya Hiers-Lairson

judas

Archer Hickerson

Malinda

Nicole Liang

LF Haye

Louis Carroll

Stefanie K.

Autumn Wang 

jayvin

Badger Merriweather

Aiden

Sender Paulson

vexxervee

Rob Weiner

Peril

Lotte Schmidt 

fynn

Lor

Josie D. 

Jaryn Tyson

Common Blue Icarus

resplendeo

Claire Alpern

skelejor

Matt Weiss

M Zemlock

Kay Eileen

Callisto Holmes

Rhys

Noah Quinn

Sarah Elizabeth

Willow Belden

Amanda McCormack

Esrah Del Carlo

sunny

the Hartmans

Lee Ann Eden

Bob Proctor

Clueless

deda eliensis

Ohallo

Tara Schile

Marzi 

Flameheart Dryad

Sarah Lambrix 

JB Segal 

Ellis C

Ash

Autumn

Jaime Tamar

Haze Peers

Moose

Erin Bevan

Luci Tomich

Bryn

Michael W.

Kim Fukawa

Amy Strieter

Petra Hall

Mal

Charlie Rayshich

Susan Weiner

Everett Blackthorne

Vergess

Tor

ArionWind

M. Alti

N. B. Green

Aiden Nicholson

Jacky Rubou

Nura Lawrence

Gwen Clancy

Ollie M.

Caroline

Duo

Iris

ML Beck

Ray Makowski

Eljay Rich

MV8

Michelle Pigott

Rachel Pfennigwerth

Janika

Jamie Gump

Mason J Miller

Ella Watts

Cole

Mady Oswald

Valerie "ShinyHappyGoth" Kaplan

Anne Baird

Emily Ricotta

el-draco-bizarro

Ansel Burch

Nathan Sowell

LM Heß

Cy

Richard Peers