#Great Texan

[princeklassen]

Great Texan

[rougerave]

This is taken from two prompts that I saw from @bruciemilf.

The first prompt was that Martha Wayne was Russian and the second prompt was that Thomas Wayne was Texan.

If we were to combine the two prompts, we would end up with a very sassy, very sarcastic Russian Texan Bruce Wayne. This man would be unstoppable. No one gets to pull one over Bruce in meetings at WE.

He has the seriousness of his mother, business savey, smile of a predator, eyes sharp and tongue sharper as he cussed at board members in Russian, accent and pronounation perfection galore.

That ability to annoy particularly slizly members with that condescending cherry smile of his father. "Bless your heart, you're just a darling," accent thick smile sunny.

But he is also the product of Alfred Pennyworths proper British mannerisms. Sarcastic remarks are free, polite conversation reserved for family and close friends, raised eyebrow that gets his kids nervous.

But one thing that he got that makes him stand out as a parent is the continuous soft but stern nurturing ways that he gets from all three of his parents. This is why the Wayne kids aren't spoiled brats. He is not afraid to lecture them in Russian in public, they are very quickly humbled with that condescending smile and they are never afraid to get advise, because it will come in the form of politeness and the respect of an equal.

This man would be unstoppable honestly.

[tsarjozinzbazin]

My boyfriend is the voice actor for the Passive Aggressive Mission Control mod and seeing you tumblr-sexyman-inator him was the equivalent of a flashbang on my feed.

Incredible, stellar, excellent work, thank you and how dare you <3

WAAAAA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAW IT HI

[tilbageidanmark]

A Texan man, 1937. By Carl Mydans.

[oldbaton]

Unsurprisingly New York is the state that has had the most presidents with 7. (By primary affiliation birthplace is not the same. If we go by birthplace George W Bush is a Connecticut president… which he is most certainly not. Lincoln would also count as a Kentucky president which he is also… most certainly not).

[ruthlesslistener]

idk how conservatives and other bigots can ever think that more diversity = less safe of a community. the more queer, interracial, and muslim a community, the safer i feel. like how can you not see a whole load of people from different cultures and lives peacefully vibing in the same area minding their own buisness and NOT go 'oh thank god theres some level of tolerance here I can just be myself and not have to be constantly on edge all the time bc of it'

[tosimornottosim]

arthur, lord goldaming, is lonely for a long time after the events in transylvania.

while everyone is around, and everyone cares very much, his lucy is dead and his quincey has gone to be with her. and while he can’t resent them for being gone while he lives, he can’t help but feel lonely all the same. mina has jonathan, and jack has van helsing. arthur has nobody, not really. death has stolen his father and bride and his dearest friend and for a long time he keeps to himself, only seeing the others that understand.

but like a feeble spring after a long winter, he starts to make a try at returning to life. a few years after dracula’s death he rejoins society. he’s welcomed back with open arms, and some try to be more than welcoming. but he brushes off any offers of marriage. if he ever tries again, and he’s not sure he will, it’ll be with somebody of his full choice. he won’t profane his love for lucy with a pale immitation.

it’s at a party he didn’t even want to go to that he sees her.

the first thing he noticed was her hair. it caught the light like stained glass dyed a rich ruby red. the color drew his eye automatically, and he found himself transfixed by it. her laugh was clear and loud and so full of life it nearly broke his heart. but it drew some disapproving stares and the lady wilted under the pressure, walking over to the refreshment table to avoid the looks.

arthur walks over with a gentle smile. “people can be so silly. don’t worry about them.”

she looks up at him, and she laughs again. “oh, i don’t worry none,” she drawls, her Texas accent so thick you could cut it with a knife. “i ain’t worried about their opinions.”

he knows two things then:

1) he’s already a little in love with her.

2) somewhere quincey and lucy are giggling.

[mejomonster]

Oh also when I start dropping the Red White and Royal Blue book quotes expect a FLOOD I'm highlighting the fuck out of this book

[v-tired-queer]

Not shown are their matching internal monologs of "Holy fuck holy fuck h o l y FUCK she's so cute shit shit shit--"

[tacroyy]

pour one out for texans who are not in texas and do not have easy access to black eyed peas for the new year, we are going to have to make our luck on our own in 2024 rather than relying on bean soup

[biohazard-inevitable]

Embracing my roots and unironically wearing a black rattler cowboy hat because it actually fucks so hard with my fashion style

[postgameroutesix]

do u think kohaku likes spiderman

[snappysprinkledog]

adaptations stop giving van helsing credit for the final blow on drac plus being dracs greatest enemy like drac wasnt killed by his like 22 year old real estate agent who flipped a cart to get to him and a CowboyTM while van helsing barely came on his radar other then that annoying guy who wouldnt piss off and also was crying screaming and throwing up while killing the only vampires he kills in book

[whynotcherries]

it is 25° here (feels like 15°), and as the girl who was complaining about the heat for the entire summer... i have been thoroughly enjoying it. enjoying it too much, actually.

i think i gave myself a cold being outside for too long.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

I just wanna say I’m so glad you’re here making stuff about Bim and more importantly Ed. Everyone forgot about him but I still love him and his stupid accent and his stupid baby business he’s stupidly great. The content is 🙏 thankyou

Every time I receive an ask like this I grow more powerful so thank you very much <3

[gvtz-n-g0ree]

*very heavy soutern accent* My Texan ego is shinin' like the big, bright stars