#Gotham mascot

[analviel]

You know that one post shitting on Joker? Like 'Superman gives pity laugh' because his jokes are so lame? So in the community, every city has that hero mascot right? Like the main man, usually Justice League adjacent, so if there are hero representatives, a city probably got a villain mascot. The Batkids get a lot of shit for having a lameass villain.

Dick regularly cries to Bruce about this: "Do something about this B! Don't you see your children are suffering?! Jason is being bullied by the Flashes just because they have cool villains!"

(That was very much intended pun.)

Jason, holding Barry in a head lock while shaking down Wally -with a Bat stamped glove that's glowing and producing weird staticky sounds while Barbara and Tim watch from the sidelines taking notes- as Bart cackles at them: Do you not care for us at all!

Duke, screeching at the top of his lungs: He is not the Gotham villain!

Steph: We've got the Riddler, people!

Cass: Poison Ivy.

Steph: What? No, she's got her moments but Riddler actually represents the aspects of the standard Gotham insanity. We gotta think representation Cass!

Cass: Lesbian.

Damian: If we are talking about Gotham insanity, I believe Dr. Quinzel is a much better candidate.

Tim: You only say that because she recently called herself your nemesis.

Damian: Clearly, not even insanity can blind one so much they lose all sense, as despite appearing in your time, she has seen me as the superior Robin, I have recognition in the streets, whereas what did you have other than their pity.

Tim, who has an entire Rouge's gallery who's thoughts almost immediately went to Anarky 'want to do good despite struggling in his methods', General 'generally unpleasant boy who is inclined to animals and had usurped Anarky's position by rendering him paralyzed', and Ra's Al Ghul 'Ra's Al Ghul enough said if he trips on the goddamn stairs and his Pits spontaneously combusted Tim would happily hand Jason a get Tim to do whatever you want coupon', muttering: ..... I know who my Rouge's gallery mascot is.

Barbara: What about Harvey? Literally the duality of Gotham crazies, and he was district attorney so how's that for representative.

Jason: What? Ew, no, he's white.

Dick: Was he?

Duke: Uh, you're all sleeping on Catwoman? I mean, someone says Catwoman and they think Gotham.

Cass: Someone says Riddler they have to think if it was Gotham or Keystone.

Dick: Someone says Catwoman and everyone thinks of rooftops, Batman, and a Robin shooed away to the other end of the city.

Steph: What about Zsaz?

Everyone:......

Duke: Who?

Steph: Yeah, fair.

Everyone talking over each other on which hero is really the best representative:

Damian: Should bring honor-

Tim: -monologues are at least-

Steph: The design you know, we don't want a fashion disaster-

Cass: -should compliment our mission-

Babs: -makes at least a bit of sense-

Jason: -someone I don't want to put a bullet in-

(My vote is actually on Scarecrow.)

[batboopp]

this is the first sign you see when you try to get into gotham

[accursedvoid]

Godzilla: the series crossover AU but Zilla originally attacked Gotham instead, cut to post-movie and well! Bruce Wayne has acquired yet another child! It’s Zilla jr.

[satans-illegitimate-son]

Y’all ever think that since covid there’s been an inordinate amount of memes and jokes at Batman’s expense and in regards to covid throughout Gotham?

Like if I were a villain in Gotham and it came out the inspiration for my opponents fursona caused an active pandemic I would not stop with the memes.

Oh a bat plague??? Been there done that

[kaidatheghostdragon]

The students summon frostbite to look over jason and determine a treatment plan. They might not have been the ones to bring jason back from the dead, but whoever did clearly didnt know what they were doing, and they arent going to just leave the poor revenent/zombie/potential new halfa to suffer for it. That's just inhumane! (Said as a few of the students casually stab each other in a game of sharp-knife-tag. Seriously, lancer made sure this cafe didnt have steak knives. Where did the knives come from?!)

Jason is having A Day(tm). He got manhandled by some lit teacher who kept swearing in book titles, licked by a teenager in a toddler leash, the rest of the students asked for permission to summon 'frostbite' (jason really doesnt want to deal with having frostbite on top of All This), lit teacher actually gave them (exasperated) permission! ...and they just shoved a bunch of tables aside to clear the floor and drew a circle and lit a bunch of candles right there in the middle of the cafe.

A fucking YETI walked out of the summoning circle (apparently his NAME is Frostbite, which is a small relief if this whirlwind of chaos), which prompted the last few patrons still in the cafe (and most of the staff) to awkwardly speedwalk out with their orders to get the hell out of whatever rogue bullshit this was. Jason is prevented from joining them.

Then the yeti pulled jason aside and told him his ghost rabies was curable. Jason still doesnt know what ghost rabies even is! Part of his treatment plan includes sticking with the Class From Hell for the rest of their visit in Gotham.

At least he was told that he would NOT be responsible for the students and would NOT be expected to chaperone in ANY type of manner. (In fact, he'll be expected to follow the same rules as the students - or at least the rules that the students are SUPPOSED to be following. Jason may have regrets about not graduating high school, but this is not how he expected to end up "back in school," however loosely that concept really applies in this situation.)

He's also not sure how he feels about the entire class protectively surrounding him like he's some sort of helpless toddler at the first inkling of danger - which, this is gotham, so that happens about every twenty minutes. They won't even let any of the bats near! (To give him a comm so he can "report from the inside.")

DPXDC prompt. Field trip.

Some people would call gothamites petty, but given that most of the USA population treated them as scum, they believed that their behavior was justified.

They didn't like tourists, to put it mildly. Therefore, after learning that in their city were people on a field trip from Amity Park who could not leave Gotham for several days due to weekly escape from Arkham, the news channel immediately decided that a short interview from the guests would definitely amuse the locals. The reaction of outsiders never ceases to be ridiculous.

Reporter: ~Good afternoon~ Gotham News! May I ask you to share what you liked most about our wonderful city?

Mr. Lancer*still in a cold sweat and looks at every passerby as a potential villain*: Uh, no, me..It's so unexpected. Well, first of all, people here are very…

Danny *is high after the tasting samples Dr. Crane gave him for free and is extremely eager to share his happiness with others*,* picks a microphone*.

Danny: Gotham is the best city in the world! Like seriously, damn, I'd like to die here. Although there are constant shootings somewhere, half the time people don't even shoot at me! I haven't been this relaxed since middle school! And in the evenings, there is often such a pleasant scent of fear and despair on the streets. This fear toxin of yours is a real miracle! It's sooo good!

Sam *decides to take the initiative in her own hands before Fenton says too much*: Personally, I am very pleased with the number of green spaces you have in your city. It's nice to see that here eco-activists are really being listened to. Also, the fact that most restaurants have a thoughtful menu for vegetarians left a very pleasant impression.

Dash in his favorite T-shirt "it's not gay if he's dead": Four words. Hips of Red Hood. The fact that it is not marked in the guidebook as the main attraction of the Crime Alley is a real crime. This dude clearly never skips leg days. My respect.

Tucker: What can I say? The speed of internet here, even during villains attacks, is absolutely  unbelievable. I don't want to leave this place.

Jazz: I love Gotham! Finally, I was able to buy all the works published by Dr. Harleen Quinzel. *girl picks up an impressive stack of books* For some reason, they are not available online.

The camera points at a red-haired guy with a twitching eye.

Wes: I'm 85% sure Bruce Wayne is Batman. I have a proof and I am ready to provide it.

A girl with a "Good Guess" pin from Riddler enters and takes camera away from conspiracy theorist.

Star: Sorry, he slipped out at night and went to look for problems. Again. Don't pay any attention to him. He's always like this when he drinks more than two energy drinks in a row.

[demon-at-peace]

DP + DC

Danny has a protection obsession, most stuff agrees on that. And he defends people as phantom, but also day to day stuff. Telling a creepy guy to back of, walking a grandma across the street.

Crime ally is suspicious. He doesn't sell or do drugs. He doesn't start fights, he doesn't drink he isn't a creep, obviously he has something wrong with him.And so is their vigilante Red Hood doesn't believe for a second that he is clean. So they dig up his past.

They find out he's trans, he left this home at 17, ran like a bat out of hell, he changed his name and keeps tabs on one mysterious Vlad Master, and he has a kid named Ellie. So they try and figure out what's up with Vlad.

They come to the conclusion Vlad SA'd Danny and his parents covered it up. In a way it's true. So they stop digging they leave it alone. But now the entire ally knows, it's a kid running from an abuser, that's why he's here. So they all kinda adopted him.

Cause he has a future. He's in college on a scholarship, has dreams, is kind and helps out. So they protect him. He's like a mascot of crime ally, and really all of Gotham likes him.

And then Vlad comes to Gotham. So yes Jason did his digging, but so did the alley folks, and they've met Danny. Kind sweet Danny, Vlad gets mugged, and beaten blue and black, and he's a halfa. The GIW try and come too, and all it takes is seeing Danny look terrified and the alley is on their asses.

And Danny protects them too, in winter he takes kids/goons in, during Mr Freezes breakouts he heats the big abandoned Planet Fitness, cause it's crime alley and nobody can afford heat. Like a mutual protection.

Also Danny like the rest of the alley hates the other bats. like batman punched Mr. Smith a week ago, who cares that he was working from scarecrow? Batman still punched him! And robin, he's a little menace, and Nightwing he’s too happy.

Hi hope you liked it, idk about the trans Danny thing, but it adds to the plot. Also had a migraine and felt nauseous so I dissolved the migraine stuff in my tea. Don't do it, it floats up like plastic. I wish my head didn't hurt.

[radiance1]

Danny, Sam and Tucker co-own a resturant. (Yes this is going exactly how you think if u got it) Danny makes the mascots, Tucker supplies the coding and Sam is both their biggest donor and takes over the vegan menu.

Surprisingly, the resturant goes extremely well and so far hasn't been robbed even though they're in Gotham.

They hire a nightguard just in case.

However, none of the three knew that a few specific ghosts keep coming back every night to possess the animatronics and have their fun while also throwing out intruders.

Jason Todd thinks that his bosses should've at the very least told him their mascots would try to put him in the grave again.

(They aren't but he doesn't know that and they don't know he's supposed to be here.)

[demonic0angel]

Pup!Dani AU (click for clarity)

This AU is based off of my assistant!Jazz AU where Dani takes a vacation from being a hero and comes to Gotham to visit her sister, only to be accidentally roped into becoming the mascot of Jason's gang. It started from this ask.

Notes:

+ Dani's design is inspired by 'Cat Guy', a character designed by denaseey. I took inspiration from the bulky coat and slim fitting outfit underneath.

+ I imagine that this post that I made is canon, but Dani took a break and things escalated XD

+ There are no functions in Dani's ears besides being listening devices and lights. It's purely for aesthetic reasons bc she refused to be 'bald' like Jason.

+ As inspired by this ask, Dani has the ability to emote.

+ Jason is inwardly having cuteness-induced heart attacks every time he sees Dani or Jazz.

+ Jason's also rubbing it in Batman's face that he has a little group of people like how Batman has the Batfam, but it's backfiring bc now everyone wants to meet them.

+ People think Dani is Jazz's and Jason's daughter. Since they're both tall and she looks short and is covered in her coat, they believe her when she says that she's 6. In reality, she's 18. Her only sin is being 5' amongst giants 😔 (and lying lmaooo)

+ No one has seen either of Dani's or Jazz's faces yet. Shenanigans all around.

+ No one has seen Dani fight either. Cue more shenanigans when she comes out of nowhere with a knife in the midst of opponents during a gun fight.

[satoshy12]

Iceberg Lounge Danny

Because of bad PR, Oswald Cobblepot decided to put an advertisement in the newspaper to get new people to work for him. He once again worked legally, and that way, with new faces, it would look good. Most people were criminals or didn't last 1 day, with his visitors as they are rouges or Batman coming in!

+ Till one day a tiny child came in around 3'4 ft/101 cm; as it is Gotham, it was pretty normal for a child to search for a job. But the boy had Charisma that Oswald liked Danny pretty fast just by talking with him, and he played pretty well chess. Danny liked this man while he made him think of Uncle Vlad, but he was nicer??  + The PR idea worked! And that was how Oswald got his pinguin waiter—well,  more like Danny was dressed up in a pinguin onesie. And it worked like art!! +

People loved the tiny mascot of Iceberg Lounge! + Oswald was doing pretty well with that good PR, and his visitors liked the tiny child. + But all accept him; they won't let him return to the place he was before this. It was too dangerous for what he told them, and they could see it wasn't a lie or a story by a child. Who the hell wants to flay a child alive!

+

Danny was doing pretty well. Mr. Cobblepot was paying him pretty well, and the people were pretty nice too. He likes it in Iceberg Lounge, even if Oswald had to change that you only get alcohol around 10 p.m. when Danny is in bed!

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny, homeless and hungry on the streets of Gotham, smells Condiment King and attacks him mid fight with the bats. At this point Danny is half feral from hunger and CK is yelling as this random kid steals all his stuff. The bats quickly lose track of this kid, partially because of thier own laughter.

Or

Dannys already having a hard time in Gotham. He wasn't sure how he got here and Clockwork is either ignoring him or can't hear him so he has to figure something out on his own.

Que Condiment King repeatedly destroying every place he tries to live (usually by accident or by being caught in the crossfire of this rouges fights) eventually Danny loses his cool and creates his own food themed hero/villian. That's right.

Pepsi-man

Of course Pepsi exists in the DC universe (maybe not, but it does now cause I say so) and with it the ye old commercials or Pepsi-man- Pepsi's failed mascot- also exist.

So whenever Pepsi-man appears people are in disbelief and go "Pepsi-man?!" And are baffled. Danny of course isn't that ripped...or tall...or an adult...but his parents were evil mad scientists and he and Jazz were raised from a young age to be thier heirs in a way. So naturally he made a robotic exoskeleton to pilot around. That was Pepsi-man. Danny never speaks as Pepsi-man, and uses exaggerated body language and gestures to get his point across.

Ya know.

Whenever he's not actively making Condiment King eat dirt.

[lanora-star]

Magical Bat

[Platonic Yandere! Batfam × Neglected! Magical girl! Batsis! Reader]

It was odd wasn't it? The only biological daughter of Bruce Wayne has pink hair

Interviewers, reporters, everyone asked him how is it possible? And the only thing he says is that it's hair dye.... It's not.

The fact is that your mother had pink hair and she had a deep dark secret; she was the leader of a magical group called Clouded Moon Guardians.

And when your mother died during a mission protecting you from a Villainess who went by the name; Sun Blazer....yeah, strange name ain't it? But I mean who are you to judge? Right?

Aways, the others in the Clouded Moon Guardians just quite pestering you about taking your dead mother's role and leader no matter who many times you tried to say no.

You were if that, you are still a kid barely brushing 15 and then that stupid mascot appeared and bugged you to OBLIVION!

And it didn't help that your family seems to and the biggest boner for Justice. But oh no! When it comes to being around for the newly added sister that came from another heroin, they were like oops! Sorry we didn't come to your dance performance or your leading role in Gotham's biggest Musical/Play! And don't you dare forget the 'Sorry sissy, the Joker had kidnapped a bunch of people we'll make it up to you!' Speech on your 15th birthday.

And so you agree to take your mother's place on the Clouded Moon Guardians, becoming a magical girl and you didn't tell anyone.

-

"(Name)! Wake up!" Another member of Clouded Moon Guardians whose guardian name was; Lightning Skye, but her real name was Shoshana, "Huh? Wha — yeah, yeah, I'm up. Jeez, what's the big deal?" Shoshana and the others looked at you like you had two heads.

"This is serious! You are the leader!"

"I never wanted to be the leader."

"Well, you are and so was your mother."

You and Deanna (Her guardian name is Spring Fire) glared at each other, why did she have to be like is? God you wish you could drop dead right now.

"Hey, hey, no fighting!" That damn spirit was always had a stick up their ass, they were the reason for the Clouded Moon Guardians! If you could you would've thrown Rkish into outer space...but you couldn't do that.

-

After the meeting you were walking through an alley that was a short cut to your school: the prim and proper academy that got in through recommendations from your old school that scored you a scholarship to it.

Plus the school you used to go to was the one your mom wanted you to go through your life: the school was the same she wanted to go to when she was a younger hero and the school would've given you a normal life and she wanted that for you after you said you didn't want to be a hero.

But your life feels like it done a 180 on you with your new family, new school, and now being a hero! It sucks really, and as you gaze at the grand gate of the school you let out a groan.

"Heyyy, woah are you okay?" The words snapped you out of your daze as you looked at the brunette named Mia, the only friend you made coming to your new school that when you told Mia your name she and I quote "Wait, your a Wayne? Like in the biggest investor for our school Bruce Wayne?".

Great you thought just great for you that your biological father had donated to the school you got a scholarship to.

"yeah, just....just tried is all..." You mumbled out as the two of you walked into the school.

-

It was slightly nice walking home instead of letting Alfred pick you and Damien up together, Damien would taunt you, pinch you or even scratched you.

And as you walk you don't notice a figure cover in the darkness of alleyways......

-

Hi! I hope you enjoy the story and yes this will be a series!

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Sports Team Logos for DC Comics Cities

Used Photopea and took some liberties with the names.

Fictional Etymology

The Knights⚾️: The Knights initially attributed their name to Gotham's history as an English colony though the double entendre was not lost on them, especially since the infamous "Gotham Nights" have become synonymous with the crime capital.

The Meteors🏈⚾️: Alliteration 🤷‍♀️.

The Spartans🏐: Gateway City possesses the largest collection of Greek artefacts outside of Greece and have a reputation for producing gold-medal-winning Olympians, inspiring the name of Gateway's Pro Volleyball team; the "Spartans".

The Sab-Cats⚽️: The Sab-Cats are a NWSL team born out of a social initiative by community centres in Star City using sport to keep youths away from crime. Recently turned professional, the team honours its mutual aid roots by adopting the Anarchist symbol of the "Sab-Cat".

The Velocity🏈: Keystone City has long been a hub of transport manufacturing, from automobiles to aircraft. The Velocity began as an amateur factory workers' football team in the 1940s, with its name referring to the cars these workers assembled.

The Cheetahs🏈: Initially named the "Central City Cougars", after the wildcat historically present in Missouri, the NFL team more recently renamed itself after the speedy African Cheetah in honour of its then residential speedster, the second Flash, following the first Crisis.

The Cosmos🏀: Before its destruction, Coast City was known along the West Coast as a melting pot of diversity, and its former NBA team derived its name, "Cosmos", from the word "Cosmopolitans".

The Bloodhounds⚾️: Before harmful radiation, Blüdhaven was plagued with corruption, often enabled by its police force. Some suspect strings were pulled for this former MLB team to adopt a blue kit and a common police dog as a mascot. Maybe it's a coincidence?

[nelkcats]

Fenton Street Food

"You know what's better than being a superhero? A street food vendor! Yes, superheroes can save the day, stop villains and receive hatred or admiration as the case may be, but a street vendor? They are at the heart of the action, fulfilling their dreams! They traveled the world feeding the masses, and even met superheroes, feeding them to keep them doing their duty, food carts are the centerpiece of keeping the heroes alive, they are the heroes..."

Maybe if Danny repeated it enough times he'd start to believe it, though seeing the monstrosity that was the Fenton food cart he highly doubted it. More so because it had fucking guns hidden next to the mutant and very alive Hot dogs (which by the way were not sellable, they were the mascots of the brand).

It all started when Jack Fenton talked about his dream of delivering his favorite food around the world, that fueled Maddie Fenton's idea, and since Jazz was in college and Danny was on vacation no one could stop them.

Soon Danny became a victim of his parents' eccentricities. Although the halfa had to admit that selling in Gotham was a lot of fun, thieves didn't think it was worth mugging him and the Rogues themselves bought his food of dubious origins.

It was almost a shame to have to change cities because Batman was getting too suspicious but Metropolis was waiting for him. And he would be back eventually; some bats who had enjoyed his strange roving food stall had waved him off with handkerchiefs, wiping away fake tears. Danny appreciated it.

Besides, Red Robin affirmed to him that he would recommend him to Superboy, so he wouldn't run out of customers anytime soon. He wondered if he should stop by Central City, the Flash Family ate a lot didn't they?

[batboopp]

ok look. im not exactly a fan of when people say Ghostmaker is a part of the Batfam. However, I also dislike whenever people say Khoa shouldn’t be involved with Batman at all either... Like idk even in Batman: The Knight the main reason that Khoa and Bruce stayed together in the first place was because KHOA wanted it so bad that he literally manipulated the deadliest people in the Dojang to attack Bruce, where he proceeded to fight them all in slippers with Bruce to prove to him that staying together was worth it. Like yes I think he would never actually join the BATfamily (mainly because he doesn’t like/doesn’t care about the majority of them and the feeling is entirely mutual on both sides, and he is also adamant on keeping his own brand and legend alive and thriving separately from Gotham) but that does not mean he doesn’t want to be a part of BRUCE’S family, which is also why I think he easily agreed to help Bruce clean up Gotham along with taking over and leading Batman inc. and buying a Brownstone right next to Bruce’s house. Wayy back in BTK, and all the way up to now, Khoa’s main character trait/a theme around his whole Narrative-Foil-To-Bruce thing he has going on is that he’s so terribly lonely while ALSO being afraid of emotional intimacy. For example, take the creation of his AI ‘friend’ and mascot Icon and the adoption of Phantom-1, who was notably at the brunt end of Khoa’s emotional isolation tactics which then pushed him to think that Clownhunter needed to be saved from Khoa before he learnt that he could and should not depend on Khoa. I mean this whole issue was made to be one of the main reasons WHY Khoa left Bruce alone in Canada, hence Bruce’s rebuttal of “You’re too scared to be anything other than alone” when Khoa tried to deflect from emotions (specifically the emotions BRUCE felt for him and the emotions HE felt for Bruce in return!!)

And as Bruce slowly started learning how to depend on others after Khoa’s betrayal in BTK, he becomes even MORE determined to change Khoa after fighting him in the future by making him more open to partnerships in the first place (with a main contender of this being Bruce convincing Khoa to take in Clownhunter as his protege instead of killing him or convincing Clownhunter to kill Harley, and with Bruce giving this whole ass speech that he completely trusts Khoa in every capacity during Batman inc!) Like Khoa and Bruce really do not want to be separated from each other but they both have their flaws and morals that SHOULD distance them a little from each other! idk if this makes sense but

[fryingpan1234567]

so what if the Bats were Spiders instead?

in a different universe, Bruce Wayne grew up with arachnophobia instead of chiroptophobia. he found secret experiments in a lab beneath their family estate, and it didn’t take him long to pick up the family business.

neurotoxin experiments. spiders.

in a different universe, Bruce Wayne became Spider-Man.

in a different universe, Dick Grayson didn’t need to be bitten by a spider to pick up the Spider-Man mantle. he grew up knowing how to do all the acrobatics and combat anyways— all B had to do was give him web shooters and a suit. but there couldn’t be two Spider-Man’s. so he became Nightwing. but with a blue spider on his chest instead of a bird!

Nightwing’s webs come from his escrima sticks. they’re packing some serious voltage, so sometimes in a pinch he’ll use them instead of his police-issued taser. his favorite part about the whole spider thing is that he can fully just… throw himself off of buildings. and not die. he’s an adrenaline junkie, what can he say?

in a different universe, Jason Todd did everything the same. tried to steal the wheels off the vehicle of the most famous vigilante in Gotham. B picked him up and let him choose the spider and gave him the power to do good.

Robin “giving him magic” didn’t stop the Green Goblin from caving in his skull. although spiders you thought you’d killed do have a way of disappearing.

and returning. in a different universe, the Red Hood took the black widow as his mascot and nobody could do anything in Gotham City without him knowing about it. he single-handedly put down all the arms dealers in the city.

in a different universe, Tim Drake made his own spider. he’d been a fan of Thomas and Bruce Wayne’s work for his whole life, or at least since he learned how to read— and he figured he could get Spider-Man’s attention if he was able to replicate the project as young as he did.

oh, he got Spidey’s attention all right. befriending and adopting an alien symbiote will do that. player 4 has joined the game.

in a different universe, Venom is co-piloted by Tim, who really does like aliens. B thinks it’s a tiny bit weird, but while Tim is tiny his alien companion is very much not. it’s extra armor.

Tim works at the Daily Bugle. nobody knows how exactly he gets the quality kind of photos he does of Gotham’s Spider-family situation, but who’s complaining? he’s just really good at his job.

in a different universe, Cassandra Cain was bitten by a spider before she even met Bruce Wayne. her mother had trained her for combat for her whole life. she couldn’t prepare her for superpowers.

B was happy to help. in a different universe, rather than Cass becoming Blackbat, she took on the alias Black Widow. watch your back for her, though. she’s got the same deadly instinct in every universe.

in a different universe, Stephanie Brown became the first Spider-Woman. of course, she wasn’t the only one, but there’s something about being the original, isn’t there?

she knows she’s funny. she thinks it’s part of the job; it feels right. she’s the closest to the average canon Spider-Man. she could’ve been recruited to the Society at any point in time. and there’s something about that too.

in a different universe, Damian Wayne was born with superpowers. he’d inherited Bruce’s from birth. Talia was quick to hand him off once she realized her baby could crawl on walls and ceilings. the Spider Cave was getting a bit crowded, but what’s one more dangerous, unpredictable, biologically enhanced child? bring it on.

aside from Hood, Tarantula is the only Spider willing to kill a man on the field. yeah, as in. bird-eating tarantula. Robin. get it?

of course, in a different universe, he still had his katana. wouldn’t be Damian Wayne without it. his favorite thing is to swing down from a skyscraper with his webs and run through bad guys like kebabs. B says it’s immoral, but who can be mad about stabbing Doc Ock’s goons?

in another universe, Duke Thomas is the most famous member of the family. he’s the other closest to canon Spider-Man. he takes the day jobs, he talks to the press, he’s the least-hated at the Daily Bugle.

his webs glow. that makes night ops harder. so he sticks to the sunlight. people started calling him the Spider-Signal. which doesn’t make a lot of sense? but Duke is the kinda guy to just kinda shrug it off, because he’s not gonna take on the entire city’s press on his own.

Miguel O’Hara stayed the bleeding hell away from this universe. this group of bats spiders were too unpredictable to have in the Spider Society at all. there were no missions there, but constant surveillance. (until. you know. Miles Morales rocked up with a proposition to take down a tyrannical system with horrible judgement and a corrupted leader. and then Miguel couldn’t ignore the Wayne family anymore.)

how I love the multiverse. endless possibilities, amirite?

(please ask me to write more for this au. drabbles. more characters. PLEASE)

[strangestcase]

Tumblr gothamites are so fucking annoying fr yeah yeah you come from the ugliest East Coast city now stop putting badly cropped memes under all my posts

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Call me a donkey the way I’m washing down her fig with pure wine!!

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🛸 destiel-in-the-tardis-211b Follow

I didn’t just see a guy get jumped by a taco restaurant mascot 😭 I hate Westward

#i should have never moved to Gotham for real #but the rent is sooooo cheap

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Why is the riddler of all people on tumblr dot com doesn’t he have saw traps to rip off from