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Y’all ever think that since covid there’s been an inordinate amount of memes and jokes at Batman’s expense and in regards to covid throughout Gotham?

Like if I were a villain in Gotham and it came out the inspiration for my opponents fursona caused an active pandemic I would not stop with the memes.

Oh a bat plague??? Been there done that

[satans-illegitimate-son]

Too soon?

[satans-illegitimate-son]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S THE SAME FUCKING COMPANY

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[satans-illegitimate-son]

Idk about y’all but where I am you can also just buy it from the store pre-(shelled? skinned? peeled? cut?)

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[satans-illegitimate-son]

Hey, so the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is about to get a huge chunk of it sold for oil drilling. This will not only devastating the area being sold but the surrounding area. It will cause mass animal deaths pushing species further to gev brink of extinction. It will also pollute the area around it. If drastic action does not happen to this planet now, animals will go extinct, resources will become scarce, prices will sky rocket, and we will get sicker and sicker. This is an organization that as far as I know is trying to protest the destruction of this wildlife refuge www.protectthearctic.org/take-action/

[satans-illegitimate-son]

I read warning signs so I processed what if you don’t socially distance the emoji man comes out the sign to hunt you.

“Keep the distance” the sign warns.

[satans-illegitimate-son]

I don’t quite understand the hype but y’all seem to really love it so I can cheers to that

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[satans-illegitimate-son]

Sometimes I see this again in my feed and just like ah yes that time I thought I was cis

Other girls: wears revealing clothing, use makeup, buy the lastest trendy item, listen to the most popular singers, obsess over crushes etc

Me: doesn’t give a single fuck why the fuck should I care about that she can express herself however she damn well pleases you go girl also boys you can express yourselves however the fuck you feel like too

[satans-illegitimate-son]

I found out what I think it looks like, a brachymeles

[satans-illegitimate-son]

What animal is this

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Why do physics books like not give a fuck (I’m assuming physics cause it says frictionless and all) like we had one that used the three stooges

Throckmorton

[satans-illegitimate-son]

I’ve seen people be like Zuko being freezing in the poles but I remember this is the guy that swam in polar water with clothes that were probably very heavy. Also he was good in a freezer. So what about Zuko being that one guy who’s annoyingly immune to the cold. Like everyone else is use like how are you NOT freezing (esp if he’s with other fire nation and he’s traveled to say the poles) and he’s just like what cold? Idk them. At first everyone is concerned like aw fuck is the fire lord gonna die if hypothermia, cause of the the severe symptoms is actually to stop feeling cold cause it’s your body giving up, and no he’s just LIKE THAT. It gives people a mini heart attack though

[satans-illegitimate-son]

I can’t tell if uncle Iroh’s face is more of either “I raised your reckless teenage emo ass on a goddamn tiny ass rinky dink ship for three fucking years I raised you boy when your sperm donar dropped and burnt the ball and THAT’S what you choose to call me?” Or “seriously, you are supposed the future fire lord, our lives are dependent on use passing by without people realizing we are fire nation, when THAT’S how you lie? How are you still alive?”

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Katara: Toph, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s niece?

Toph: We need money

Katara: You’re scamming him?

Toph: I was thinking of more like flat out stealing from him

Katara: What? No way!

Toph: What? We already stole a firebender

Zuko: Hey guys

Katara: No we didn’t. Zuko’s a reformed Fire Nation prince, he can do whatever he wants

Zuko: I wanna steal

[satans-illegitimate-son]

You’re welcome

[satans-illegitimate-son]

Fucker tried to steal my eraser; repeatedly