#Gordon Ramsey

[official-norway]

:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

[wowwforever]

Gordon Ramsey: Okay so your challenge was to cook me a plate of spaghetti and meatballs

guy who is cursed to only be able make clam chowder: I did a New England take on spaghetti and meatballs

[44cowboycryptid44]

Have y'all wondered what it would be like if House didn't go back to medicine after Broken and instead pursued cooking? Because I'm pretty sure he'd end up being the American Gordon Ramsey.

*in depth analysis of the reason the contestant's dish doesn't work ending with House diagnosing them with Daddy Issues*

"Sorry, chef"

*house-ian wink* "Call me Daddy"

cut to wilson losing his mind in the background. is he horny or just very disappointed? we will never know.

[putting-sayori-in-random-places]

Can she cook in a kitchen with Gordon Ramsay?

[castielsprostate]

hannibal participating in hell's kitchen where gordon ramsey doesn't care he works with human meat but hannibal fucks up on one of the entrées and the fucking ribs are raw on hannibal's signature dish and gordon ramsey has to pull him into the freezer and tears him to absolute shreds in there because it was fucking raw!!!!

hannibal threatens gordon with the soup and he gets sent upstairs where he has a teary, dramatic phonecall with will after which he gets up to bust his ass in the kitchen and blue team somehow wins dinner service that night

[elliot-amy]

[afklancelot]

gordon ramsey: excuse me young lady. what’s going on in the house

daisy: there’s a uhh. there’s a minotaur in the allway

gordon: excuse me?

chad: she’s saying there’s a minotaur in the hallway

gordon: fuck me. ok dears thank you for your time. run along now

(chad and daisy leave)

gordon: there’s a minotaur in the fucking hallway. wow. alright. fucking hell

[aggressive-positivity-network]

I can’t find the fucking post but it’s someone having a conversation with an inner Gordon Ramsey and they fuck up their food and instead of giving them shit, their hypothetical Gordon says that the reason that he yells at people on the show is because they are trying to pass of shit food to the public, so he couldn’t care less about a guy in his twenties fucking up ramen or something.

And it reminded me that, when my anxiety was really bad and I was unmedicated, I would literally envision Gordon judging the way I made my bed (a lá Hotel Hell), or if I was making frozen chicken nuggets or whatever. I was literally so anxious and guilt-ridden that I projected my feelings onto a guy who has ZERO idea I exist and has been shown to be very kind to people, even if they have messed up in the past.

Now that I am on Lexipro, my inner Gordon Ramsey is a lot kinder (more like a Junior Master Chef persona), and far less judgmental. I’m not almost killing anyone by putting raw shrimp next to cooked chicken, I’m just trying to do better every day and taking shortcuts when I need to.

And sometimes that includes making frozen chicken nuggets.

[inky-quilled-dragon]

Hey anyone know who’s running the Kitchen Nightmares Youtube account?

Like. It’s verified and promotes the official Gordon Ramsey Youtube, but. The titles. The vibe of the videos.

Like who.

The Hell.

Is Running.

This.

Masterpiece.

There’s even added gay subtext wtfffffff

[smokeandjollyranchers]

I’m fucking dying this guy on kitchen nightmares was so toxic Gordon just straight up took him to a therapist

[a-lil-strawberry]

[moregaythanyourealized]

Gordon Ramsay at the three bears house: Aw bollocks, this one’s too hot and this one’s too cold, did you not cook them in the same oven you donkey? Un-fucking-believable.

[idgo-incarnate]

I had this idea of maybe taking some famous chefs and putting them in the Dungeon Meshi universe. They're just first sketches, and plan to improve each design a bit later so feel free to critique.

Zoomed in sketches and descriptions below:

Uncle Roger has a design that revolves around woks (because of course the guy that's obsessed with proper Eastern cooking would have it.) His role would be a merchant selling a special white powder that enhances any kind of dish. I might add more Malay influences but I started it off with a more generic design that I want to improve later on.

Nick has a habit of throwing knives in his outro, so he would be some kind of rogue that throws Damascus daggers/knives as an offensive move. He would be an apprentice under Gordon's party since he used to be on Masterchef. We also can't forget Pesto as his familiar while he travels.

Guga foods is the one with the weakest design element as I though he would be great as a butcher and dragon hunter hybrid. I hoped it would convey his cooking technique using a grill but it looks a bit off. I might lean on the butcher side more in the next sketches.

Lastly, Gordon as some kind of demon being the head of 'Hell's Kitchen.' I am planning to try giving him goat hooves to lean make him more devilish and might give him a huge silverware fork as a weapon. I wish I had more confidence in drawing older men haha.

I'll be making design of other chefs too like Joshua Weissman, Max the Meat guy, and maybe even Jamie Oliver.