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httpsserene · 8 months ago

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𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 - 𝐜𝐬. 𝟓𝟓 & 𝐥𝐧. 𝟒 | 𝐒𝐎𝐒 |

𝐬𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 - 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫

summary: you can't complain about being paid to soak up the heat of the spanish sun and serve drinks— if you can ignore the flirting middle-aged men. however, this summer could be your last. you need to decide if you're returning next year by the end of the day. if only there was a sign to help you make up your mind.

content warning: fluff. light flirting. world-building and backstory. ignore my questionable spanish. no beta we die like summer silly season 2k24.

pairing: poly! carlos sainz jr x lando norris x phd-student fem!black!reader

from, serene: just a little teaser, a lil prologue, to establish the vibes and vague characteristics of the reader ! i’m using my light understanding of spanish (as an unfortunate no sabo kid) to get through this, so pls ignore thx.

The sweat beading along your hairline causes your edges to curl and lift. The cooling effects of the portable fan dangling around your neck are negated by the suffocating humidity of a mid-August summer day, yet it enhances the scent of sweat, sunscreen, and the hints of your faded perfume. Your appreciation for the dry-fit fabric of your uniform is refreshed; if it wasn’t moisture-wicking, your resignation email would’ve been submitted with haste.

But, the uniform does its best to protect you from the Spanish heat, and the pay (and tips) are satisfying. You make enough money to live frugally and cover any expenses that your financial aid and scholarships don’t during the school year. This meant you didn’t have to juggle being a full-time student and a full-time worker to survive. Working the beverage cart is perfect—you can’t be mad about serving drinks to men who have more money than they know what to do with, and even though you despise the fact that they freely flirt (terribly, at that) with a wedding band shining bright on their left ring finger—it pays your bills. As much as that disgusts you, this was always meant to be a temporary job, a stepping stone. You weren’t planning to continue working here after you got your undergraduate degree. And now, after graduating, a fancy company has hired you and is offering to pay for you to get a PhD. So, of course, you accepted their offer of free education and a job. This means there’s no reason for you to continue working as a cart girl at Golf La Moraleja in Madrid.

But, it’s Spain! Summer in Spain, at that, it’s a massive difference from a monotonous school year back in America. And, you don’t even have to pay for an apartment in Madrid (which is out of your tight budget, anyway) because your parents live here, and they’re always desperate to have you at home rather than out living on your own. The shining summer sun keeps your melanin strong, too. You’ve made friends out of colleagues, good friends. You’ve made good memories, a good resume, stupid choices, near-death experiences—you’ve made a time out of your early twenty-somethings. You don’t want to let it go.

Yet, it seems like it’s time. You don’t need the money, even though having extra income would be terrific in this economy. It would probably exhaust you during a break that’s supposed to be relaxing from your PhD studies. You’ve regained all fluency in the Spanish language that you lost growing up in the States. You’ve been a cart girl for four years, maybe it’s time to start a new chapter and leave this behind. The cart bounces over a bump in the pavement and breaks your train of thought. Your body tenses at the sound of the cans and bottles clinking together louder than you’d like. You do not want to stay late on your last day cleaning out melted sticky alcohol from the cooler. It’s ironic—you would think that with your four summers of experience, you wouldn’t let your mind wander while driving. The clock beeps its warning of fifteen minutes till the end of your shift, and you sigh. Directing the cart back towards the first hole of Course One, you’re aware that if there’s anybody present who wants a cold drink, they will be your last customer of this season or even your last customer for forever.

You lift your foot off the gas pedal as you see three figures become visible on the green, readying yourself for what could be your final service. You halt the cart, turning off the engine and smoothing out the skirt of your uniform as you stand and walk out a few steps.

“¿Qué puedo servirles de beber?”

You catch the attention of one of the men, an older gentleman who greets you kindly and informs you that he needs something strong if he’s going to be dealing with the other two for eighteen holes. You laugh politely, glancing at the men who have yet to notice your presence. The taller brunette is annoying the shorter, poking and prodding at his stance, seemingly teasing him about his form. Your smile brightens at the sight before you redirect your focus to your current client, and you begin to talk him through his options for the stronger alcohol you’re carrying today.

He easily downs a shot of whiskey and takes a bottle of beer with a lime off your hands before he turns to gather the others’ attention.

“¡Mijos!” The men at this point, have dissolved into boyish squabbling that carries over to where the two of you are standing by the cart. They silence easily at the older man’s call, heads snapping in your direction with widened eyes. Oh fuck, that is what your brain thinks at the view.

The taller, tanner one, is handsome. He’s built—broad shoulders, plush lips, a strong nose, wide brown eyes, and long eyelashes that he has no reason to have. The shorter, paler one, is beautiful. Pretty, even. He’s not quite grown into himself yet, you can tell. But, the youthful mischief lingering in his blue eyes is alluring, especially when paired with his cute sunburnt cheeks, and the big grin showing the cute gap in his teeth—did you say he’s cute already?

As they near the cart, you notice that Brown-eyes (you’ve decided on using descriptors because of the lack of names) shares the same eye shape as the older man you’ve served. He must be his son, or related to him at least. Blue-eyes must be a friend, or family, you suppose, if he acquired all the recessive traits during his genetic raffle. You exchange greetings with the two, dismissing the shakiness of the younger’s voice as shyness.

“¿Algo que quieran beber, señores?”

“Can you ask her if she has anything non-alcoholic?” The British-accented English spills from Blue-eyes’s mouth, and you understand that his greeting sounded nervous because of his lack of fluency.

“I do have a selection of non-alcoholic drinks—,” you start, smiling as all three men look surprised at your code-switching, “—That I can tell you about in English if you’d like?”

“Oh, I would like that very much, please,” the words tumble from Blue-eyes in one breath, the Spanish men laughing at his relief of being able to communicate in his native tongue.

“Not fluent in Spanish yet, huh?” You tease him lightly, with a soft smile to communicate your lightheartedness.

“I have terrible teachers,” Blue-eyes laughs pitchily, and both Spaniards gasp in faux-dismay of his words as he continues, “If you couldn’t tell.”

“I am not a terrible teacher,” Brown-eyes clarifies, accent curling around his words, “You just do not listen to me when I try to teach you!”

“That’s not my fault! How am I supposed to stay focused when I’m talking to you?”

Brown-eyes seems surprised at that response, his eyes appearing to widen even more at the words. Blue-eyes realizes what he said during the pause of banter, his cheeks flushing even redder beneath his sun-baked skin.

“Well,” you clear your throat, eager to dismiss whatever that was about, “While I don’t know if he’s a bad teacher or not—I can assure you that I’m a great teacher when it comes to the non-alcoholic drinks I can serve you today!”

All three men seem to relax at your seamless dismissal, and you can feel Brown-eyes look at you thoughtfully as you ramble a relaxed script about what you're carrying to Blue-eyes. There’s a brief moment where Blue-eyes turns to his(?) father, for his opinion on what he should order, and you look away, making eye contact with Brown-eyes. His eyes are softer, and he nods at you, as if in thanks for your earlier redirection. You do the same, and shrug your shoulders lightly as if to say, “All good.”

Blue-eyes’ voice calls for your attention as he orders a refreshing virgin cocktail, and you turn to start mixing it for him.

“You know,” you think aloud, “If you ordered an alcoholic drink, I wouldn’t believe you’re old enough to be served?”

“Hey! I’m twenty-one, I can even drink in America now!”

You turn to look at him with narrowed eyes, tilting your head to the side dramatically before shaking your head as if you don’t believe him. Brown-eyes and his dad (you’re confident in their relationship), chuckle at this interaction, in a way that leads you to believe they’ve heard it before.

“Aww,” you coo, as you salt the rim of his plastic cup, “Twenty-one! You’re such a baby! I would think your I.D. is fake if I ever saw it.”

“I’m not a baby,” Blue-eyes pouts, his eyes brightening as he thinks of a response, “Wait—well, you look too young to be serving alcohol!”

“I’m taking that as a compliment, not an insult since I’m older than you. Beautiful brown skin like mine doesn’t show age, at least that’s what my mom says. Anyways—there’s nothing wrong with being baby-faced, it means you look young for longer.”

Blue-eyes ponders that train of thought as you add a slice of lime as garnish. You hand the drink off to him, waiting for him to take a sip to see if it’s to his liking. His eyes flutter shut as he swallows, with a tiny moan of approval following, and wow, that sounded like a different type of moan. It’s enough to cause your mind to drift to other scenarios where you may be blessed to hear that noise in, and you make the mistake of letting your gaze cross Brown-eyes again.

There’s a hint of a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, and his eyebrow is raised at you slightly—like he’s aware of your train of thought. Hmm, you think, is that because he’s experienced the same train of thought as yourself, or is it because he’s gotten to hear that beautiful sound in the way you want to? It’s also possible that he thinks you’re just desperate, too. You blink at him, forcing your expression to remain innocent, before Blue-eyes speaks gleefully, breaking the tension once more.

“This is the best drink I’ve ever had!”

You’ve heard those words hundreds of times on the course, but hearing them from him has you suddenly feeling bashful, waving his words away with a hand before you address Brown-eyes.

“¿Para beber, señor?”

“Please, cálmate. I thought you were talking to my father,” he responds, and the older gentlemen, confirming your suspicions about his relation, laughs.

“And—there’s no need to call me sir. Not in this context.”

Blue-eyes chokes on his drink next to you and it’s enough to distract you from responding to whatever that was supposed to imply. Okay, you panic internally, you’re either just a freak, or these two fine men are freaks themselves, and they’re not hiding it. Maybe, they even want you to join—okay, calm down you harlot. The men roughly pat his back to clear his airways and Blue-eyes reddens, you hope it’s due to embarrassment and not lack of oxygen. When it’s clear that he isn’t at risk for dying, Brown-eyes does take a bottle of beer off your hands.

“Have you been working here for a while?” The dad inquires, pulling you away from that mind-boggling exchange and into another bout of small talk while you dispose of the bottle caps.

“Sí, señor. This is my fourth summer here.”

“What?!” The two younger men, both exclaim, shocked at your answer.

“We’ve been coming here regularly since 2019 and we’ve never run into you before?” Blue-eyes continues, perplexed.

“Really? Wow, that’s terrible luck. I guess I’ve only worked shifts when you all aren’t here,” you theorize, cleaning out the shaker you used for his mocktail.

“Why would it be ‘terrible luck?’” Brown-eyes asks with a painfully cute, confused tilt to his brows.

“It might be my last day,” you nod sadly, as all three men indulge you with sounds of dissent, “I know, sad, isn’t it?”

“But, why?” asks the dad, “Are they treating you badly here? Because I’ll talk to them for you. You seem like such a hardworking young woman.”

“Nonono, they treat me very well, there’s no need for threats! I’m just too hardworking. It’s just—I think it might be time for a change, you know?”

“We don’t know, actually,” Blue-eyes, offers smartly, “But, I wanna know. I like you, I think you’re interesting, and I’m invested now.”

You force the urge to giggle hysterically down as your brain screams, He said he likes you! That sounds like he’s in love with you! The cacophony of your subconscious gnawing at the bars of its enclosure rattles around your skull.

You stare at them for a second, determining whether or not you should share your personal life with three strangers you're being paid to serve drinks to on a golf course. So, of course, you explain your very simple dilemma to the men. Do you quit your summer job because you’re afraid it might be too much to handle on top of getting your PhD and working an office job? Or, do you continue to work on the green because you’ve genuinely only ever enjoyed your time here, because it’s extra money in your pocket, because you’ve fallen in love with Spain, and because it keeps you near your family?

“I think you should stay.”

“Obviously, stay.”

“Sí, stay.”

You laugh abruptly at the answers. You’re ninety-five percent sure their answers are drenched with an ulterior motive—well, the two younger men's responses are.

“You like it here,” Blue-eyes starts earnestly, “I figure that getting a PhD is a lot of hard work, but why don’t you at least try it out for one more summer? If it’s too much, you don’t have to come back after that, right?”

The clock inside the cart blares its alarm for the end of your shift. You reach inside and shut it off before turning back to look at Blue-eyes thoughtfully, “I guess you’re right.”

“And…if you stay for another summer, there’s a chance we will see you again, no?” Brown-eyes jumps in.

“I would say the odds are pretty low, as this is the first time I’ve served you guys over four summers,” you joke back. That’s the reality of the situation, though. The first time you run into hot men who are your type and around your age range. You have to cope with the fact that you’ll never see them again. You’re the one with the terrible luck.

You tap the ledge of the cart off-handedly as you begin to ring up their drinks in the mobile register, pausing briefly to look up with a polite smile, “Is there anything else I can get for anybody before I head out today?”

Blue-eyes and Brown-eyes turn to whisper to each other, the older gentleman snorts, exchanging thanks with you and well wishes for your future before he walks back over to their equipment, leaving the younger men to close out the tab.

“Yes,” Blue-eyes clears his throat, “Can I have a ‘Sip of Sunshine?’”

You can’t recall ever carrying any beverage with that name and telling him as such, “Sorry, I don’t think we sell that. Is it a beer, or a cocktail—”

“You’re the sip of sunshine,” Brown-eyes interrupts you, twin smiles of pride painted on both men’s faces.

You laugh freely. It’s the most pleasant experience you’ve had being flirted with on the green. “I think that was the worst pick-up line I’ve ever heard!”

Brown-eyes rolls his eyes at your response lightly, giving you his credit card to pay, while Blue-eyes cheeses at you, “It made you laugh though. And, I think it made you blush too.”

“It did, but, the blush might be more of sunburn though,” you grin back at him, handing the mobile register to Brown-eyes for him to sign and tip, if he chooses. You avoid looking at the screen as he hands it back, placing it securely in the cart.

“Wait,” Brown-eyes calls, as you slide into the driver’s seat, “We never got your name?”

“You mean you never read the name tag that’s been clipped to my collar the entire time we’ve been talking?” You pester back, amused.

“We were too busy being distracted by how pretty you are,” Blue-eyes counters.

“Ah, that’s unfortunate,” you giggle, your flushed cheeks a definite result of the conversation and not the radiating sun, “I never got your names either?”

“Carlos,” Brown-eyes answers, “He’s Lando.”

“I can speak for myself you know,” Blue-eyes, Lando, sasses back. He pinches Carlos’ arm, causing the man to yelp and pull away from his side, and Lando takes the chance to address you again, “Will we see you next summer?”

“Oh, I hope not,” Carlos and Lando’s mouths drop open incredulously, “I don’t know how much more of your terrible flirting I can take!”

You smile at your own words, starting the cart and driving away from the green with a self-satisfied wave in their direction. You pray for your boss to still be in his office—you need to let him know that you’ve finally come to a decision about returning next year.

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nokillbananashelter · 3 months ago

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There is so much implied narrative in breath of the wild that adds richness to what is shown and what isnt.

Like let’s focus on link and his experiences for a second. This link is the most equipped link has ever been. He has the full support of hundreds of people who are teaching and training him prior to the calamity. No link has been raised into being prepared for the journey ahead quite like this one. Link is an impossible flip wizard capable of reflecting lasers as a child. He is a superhero. He can slow down time, either through magic or his own honed perceptions. He has the master sword basically handed to him. He had a family and a community from the jump and is inherently driven to want to protect the Zelda. They have the equivalent of 4 other links who are not only bonded through destiny, but through friendship, and on top of this, it’s clear that no matter how you view their relationship, Link and Zelda have a connection that is cosmically desirous of each others company. On top of this, its somewhat implied that this zelda was BORN into having the triforce. This link was privileged as fuck.

The whole point to all of that is not just to highlight your ability to beat Ganon from the jump if you know how to tap your inner resources, but to absolutely highlight the horrendous power of calamity ganon and how deep the failure goes when link is taken down.

It is catastrophic and absolute. No ganon has been shown to crush link, zelda or hyrule like that. Ever. Like. Calamity is quite literally a force of nature. They gave us on screen proof that link is not always safe or guaranteed to win. That is meteorically unprecedented for a Zelda game sans gameover screens. Majoras mask is the closest we’ve come to this elsewhere. And this failure is directly correlated to the desire to prevent failure by coddling zelda and link and by extension the player.

From there, you spend the entire game dealing with the sense of loss, a melancholy over a dead civilization that is haunted by ghosts, touched with sweetness and fragility. You need to grapple with nature and resolve unfinished business on your own terms and time in order to beat an enemy that is effectively a form of nature.

Just like zelda, This link was too domesticated. He needed time to experience joy and nature and fun and AGENCY. The memories and journal entries speak to links stoicism, while the gameplay highlights what a goofy lil guy he is naturally. This link is supposed to be distracted with whimsy and childlike wonder. This link is supposed to play golf with Gorons. The shieldsurfing for fun is character development for link. He is supposed to connect to the land and love it and see it with gentle eyes and a sense of tenderness. This link needed in time to connect to roots, quite literally. His survival and connection to the wild is the secret sauce other links had that he didn’t. He is supposed to come to his destiny on his own terms- which is also a gift he is given that other links often do not have!

The player learning about nature is parallel to links own learning about nature. Your gameplay is links story to becoming a more complete person on your own terms. That fucking rules and the fact that it doesn’t outright tell you that shows they respect the audience’s intelligence.

And the secrets to beating Ganon don’t lie within temples and dungeons or people telling you what to do. There is no dungeon items in this world- calamity ganon destroyed them. You can search high and low for the old world, and all you’ll find is bones and unanswerable questions. You are supposed to feel sad and horrified when you come upon ruins. You are supposed to feel like something is missing. Link shares your sadness and your disappointment when they do not aid in his journey. There is something about exploring in this world that keeps reminding you that Ganon took so much away from the world, and it’s not right! You find motivation to beat the man every time you stumble upon something empty that used to be full. That realization is only more powerful if you have experienced other Zelda games- which this game is in constant conversation about. This ganon has robbed you of a traditional zelda experience. You need to beat him another way.

But the answer you’re supposed to come to is that you’ve had the power within you all along. The shrines in both botw and totk teach link how to use what he already has. The mechanics link possesses are already there, you just need to experience and discover it.

This ganon took everything but the leaves in the wind and the snow on the mountains. And those are the things this link needed most to tap into his inner resources. He didn’t need someone holding his hand and giving him things. He needed to explore and experience and learn from his own mistakes and find something unkillable & courageous from within.

And the more you/link look at the ruins, the more you realize that there’s a lot of things that have been happening for eons and eons and eons, and the calamity is not the first cataclysm. This is a war that has been waged for time immemorial. The more you stare at the landscapes, the more you realize the sands of time will strip all institutions away, but nature endures. And its worth protecting and still needs someone to fight for it because despite it’s endurance, its not invincible. It needs to be tended to and respected. There is a sense of loving caring sweetness within that lesson of nature’s fragility we don’t often see directly with link. And wrapped up in the middle of that is a lil pissman who wants to ruin everything even worse than that. It makes you want to save the world for nature sake.

And I do think there is something to be said about the fact that a lot of people don’t even ever fight Ganon in their save files. It’s not necessary to get the experience the game wants to give you. You can beat ganon whenever you want to, if you put your mind to it, if youre ready for it, if you even want to at all. It’s not necessary to get the lesson that this game is trying to show you. The choice is yours. The agency is yours. The moment that you feel prepared and wanting to stop him is entirely up to your own inner drive and that catharsis is there for you whenever/ifever you want to experience it. You beat ganon on your own terms.

If you don’t think that that is disgustingly beautiful, deeply tender, and poetically charged, i don’t know what is. And though getting the memories expands on this, the environmental storytelling in this game is strong enough that you can tell that this world was destroyed without a single cut scene. The music describes the emotions it wants you to feel as you pass through this landscape. The broken melodies highlight the fragments and essences that remain despite the damage done. Every lesson you learn as a player is a lesson this link is owning and waking up to as well. The memories do not tell you that. The gameplay does. Every time your eyes rest as you gaze upon the gorgeous vistas is shared with this link.

There are so many wordless things that speak volumes in this game.

#botw #breath of the wild #story #environmental storytelling #zelda #legend of zelda #this game’s heart is so big

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zetsubonna · 1 month ago

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The new person at work was asking around for gum and I did not have gum because I keep forgetting to refill my Quip gum dispenser, but I did have a box of TheraBreath mints. I told her to help herself, and she has eaten so many mints in the past two weeks that today that she apologized to me for eating all my mints, and I told her that, first of all, there were a hundred mints in that box and I didn't like them anyway because they said they were "orange mint" but they are just plain mint and I don't like them very much, and I have a second box of another hundred of them at home, but also- and then I opened my desk drawers.

I have, in my desk:

Mints

Ballpoint pens

Highlighters

Tape

Staples

Staple remover

Paperclips

Decorative sticky notes

Mini 3-ring binder with a handwritten list of all the local medical practices we refer to, their phone numbers, their fax numbers, our doctors' NPI numbers, and contact information for our company representatives, and the filing procedures for scanning medical records regarding cataract post operative surgery procedures

Glasses spray and cleaning cloth

Keyboard dust broom

Permanent markers (black and red)

USB-A to micro USB charging cable

USB-A to USB-C charging cable

USB-A to lightning charging cable

Apple Watch charging cable

Two two-port USB-A plugs

Portable lamp

Keyboard length wrist rest

Ibuprofen

Naproxen

Acetaminophen

Pepto Bismol caplets

Listerine

Gel moisturizing eye drops

Dental floss

Salty-sweet nut bars

Coconut granola biscuit sandwiches

Mini dessert cakes

Hot chocolate k-cups

In the kitchen, I said, I have:

Peanut butter

Raspberry jam

Whole wheat bread

Capri Suns (3 flavors, 1 box cold)

Yogurt

Fruit cups

Fresca

Cheetos

More hot chocolate k-cups

Apple cider k-cups

Chai k-cups

Bottled water

Utensil set including two spoons, a butter knife, a fork, a straw, and chopsticks

And then, I tell her, my desk-mate just found out yesterday that in my car, along with a roadside breakdown kit, thirty reusable shopping bags, two golf umbrellas, and a first aid kit, I also have five different kinds of tampons (two absorbencies with applicators, three without) and two kinds of pads.

I am also, we noted, the person who most often refills the tank on the coffee machine, mops the bathroom, and cleans the lobby, and I am the only person in the office who is cross-trained in all three departments.

And this new person was like, "So what I'm gathering is that [Z] has got you. No matter what you have going on, [Z] has got you covered."

And I was like, "Yeah, basically."

And she was like, "Noted."

#z vs work

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absolutefilthimsosorry · 9 months ago

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Spoilers for DnP Incohearent!!!!

I’m having so much fun trying to solve these that I made a list to keep track! Message if you can help me fill in any I’m missing or if I’ve got any wrong!!!

Also lmk if you see any I’ve missed!! I’m going to keep updating this and have it unrebloggable but you can reblog this post to have a link to it!

These are all gathered from this post and this post so check the notes on those first to try to solve them then look here if you need answers!

Sow march cheer ray = so much cherry

Wee nay urn for uke oye yer tub = we’ve never fucked on youtube?

Ta fold in fig = the golden pig

Feed hay hid eho = vday video

Tat he won ape hit morse him he = daddy want a bit more simmy

Watt ken ice hay = what can I say

North key bus teabag king = naughty busty baking

Fool tie enter nit hobo / fall tie mint her nepo moe / fault aye mint earn are ohm owe/ foul thyme inch hermit hole mold = full time internet homo

Cumin mile aid deed or = come in my ladydoor

Hum hay zinc tan = amazingdan

Elven ower fug sedge own = eleven hour fuck session

An berry moth ribeye adam stir = and every month we buy a hamster

March rest array = Manchester eye

Cyst herding yell = sister daniel

Add a ding teps = editing tips

Cop dubai khaki luna = topped by kakuna

Late eat tore = ladydoor

Half tugger etch two eggs cyst = have the courage to exist

Perish she end wink = Parisian twink

Coal ten big/ goal then pick = golden pig

Cyst ordain yell = sister daniel

Train youth inks = try new things

Gay mean moss/ gain ink mass = gamingmas

Soften need = soft and neat

A wools lied = owl slide

Topper bought them hill = top or bottom Phil

Coat fit firenze = golf with friends???

Few ours pig meow fits = viewers pick my outfits

Read less tar = red lester

Eye eight soup igloo = I ate super glue

Insight youth era too walls = inside you there are two wolves

Mine amy stan = my name is Dan

Clap hella = glabella

Hiss teeth rent = hits different

Eel eyes apron kay kiss = Eliza pancakes

See pram haze ink bra jet = super amazing project

Feels lie yawn = phils lion

Fuel ease snot dawn fair = Phil is not on fire

Jaw shush ear son = josh hutcherson

Ball bull him tour food = bauble in your foot?

Sure eck = shrek

High ate dust = hiatus

Add a dink deps = editing tips

Ga hay shoom air age = gay shoe marriage

Pope eat plate aim = poppy playtime

Eat aches stu = it takes two

Goo gal few ed = google feud

Baze ick lee eye meg ay = basically I’m gay

Ko min yout ti ew = coming out to you

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The Best Ladies Golf Swing Trainers by Lag Shot for Power, Precision, and Performance

Introduction:

From the perspective of the common man and woman, golf is generally seen as a highly technical sport that often attributes its success to the combination of precision, technique, and mental composure.

Particularly for women golfers, mastering the game is a kind of script for David Pray. Finely adjusting the swing mechanics and gaining flexibility and muscles are among the first components to consider.

However, brushing up with the right equipment adaptable to various obstacles and constant practice can make the job both exciting and rewarding.

One of the most effective ways to make your game stylish and precise, and also for a refined technique and populace, is the use of golf swing trainers.

You may become a muscle when you use these tools for the first time, and you get rid of your flagging swing. This will also increase your confidence to deliver at top speed when needed. We hardly see trainer swings focused on providing services for women only, but Lagsot did that. By producing high-quality Lagsot golf swing trainers, the company became more women-oriented.

With the help of these portable, personalized and results-loaded Lagsot golf swing trainers, the women golfers have been able to enhance different skills. This guide aims to dive into the universe of Lagsot golf swing trainers and explain the different types, their benefits and how to incorporate them into your training routine.

No matter if it’s to bounce back to the basics or it’s time to develop a challenging move, Lagsot’s smart products have something to offer. Listen to what we have to say in this article about Lagsot's most innovative golf swing trainers and how they can be your best companions on the golf course.

What Are Golf Swing Trainers and Why Are They Important?

Before we get into the details of the Lagsot golf swing trainers, the first thing to do is understand what golf swing trainers actually are and how they can be of help to women golfers. A golf swing trainer is a device that is created to help players improve their swing mechanics. It underpins in building the muscle memory, coordination, and form necessary for hitting shots accurately, consistently, and powerfully.

Golf swing trainers cater to different components of the swing as it might be the grip, posture, rotation, timing, and follow-through. For women golfers, the growth of golf swing trainers can be immense. Women's bodies have different bio-mechanics in general than men's, which can lead to a swing that is less than optimal.

Golf swing trainers can be individualized to help women change their techniques, develop flexibility, and gain strength for the maximum clubhead speed.

Lagsot, a renowned brand in the golf equipment industry, has made a significant mark with their swing trainers. Known for their innovative design, ease of use, and emphasis on achieving tangible results, Lagsot’s golf swing trainers are perfect for female golfers who want to take their game to the next level.

Swing trainers are particularly important for women golfers, as they help them to adjust the game according to their specific biomechanics. Owing to their natural differences, women's bodies are more unique than those of men and they usually have different flexibility and strength profiles that are very important to be trained in the customized manner.

Being the ideal tools for weaker body parts, Lagsoft's swing trainers are custom-made for female golfers and they, thus, aim at all the areas where strength, flexibility, coordination, and swing mechanics require improvement. More specifically, the aim here is female golfers.

Some key features that set Lagsot apart from other brands include:

Swing Mechanics: The details involved in directing a golf swing are extremely intricate, because they consist of a series of movements that have to be executed in perfect coordination. This can be considered one of the long-lasting teaching aids that helped in achieving consistency, accuracy, and power.

Muscle Memory: The most basic way of making your hands act consistently is to expose them to countless golf swings. One of the best advantages of a swing trainer is the ability to take laser-like swings and muscle memory take place in the proper manner thus allowing you to build a trustful and a repetitively successful swing.

Flexibility and Strength: The main thing in golf exercise should be that the body is strong yet very flexible, and this is the prime element in training the core muscles, the shoulders, and the hips. Through such swing trainers, flexibility and muscle mass will be both improved and these two factors are the most important contributors to power and control.

Timing and Coordination: The right-hand swing in golf is when the player manages to make good contact with the ball. Swing aids help you to learn what the cause and effect of each motion component is for a perfect connection with the ball.

With Lagsot's golf swing trainers, you can refine each aspect of your swing and boost your confidence on the course.

Lagsot Golf Swing Trainers: The Brand That Understands Women's Needs

Lagsot is a brand that is changing the way women think about their golf swing. Lagsot has developed swing trainers, with women in mind, that are easy to use, effective, functional, and fun. The focus is on better quality, range of motion, and a measurable outcome, to be a recognized brand for women golfers that want to improve their game. Here are some notable features of the Lagost swing trainers that make them different:

Customizable Resistance:

Different swings will require different levels of resistance depending on your swing speeds and abilities. The Lagsot swing trainers allow you to adjust resistance, as you feel appropriate and relative to your degree of skill to guarantee you a practice session that is both moderately effective and challenging.

Durable and Quality:

Lagsot products are made with higher quality materials and can handle daily or frequent use and not break down any more than any other product. The value you get from buying Lagsot Trainer is an excellent, long-term investment in your training and practice.

Designed for Women:

Lagsot swing trainers were designed from the bodies of female golfers, attentively considering the most apparent areas: flexibility; the ability to produce power with less leverage; and develop control. Biomechanical differences were carefully considered in the design of the trainers to maximize the training experience.

User-Friendly:

Whether you're a beginner or an advanced player, Lagsot's swing trainers are designed to be easy to use. With clear instructions and intuitive features, these products can be incorporated into any golf practice routine.

Results-Oriented:

The ultimate goal of using a swing trainer is to improve your game. Lagsot’s products are designed with this in mind, providing feedback and results that allow you to track your progress and make meaningful improvements to your swing.

The Benefits of Using a Lagsot Golf Swing Trainer

Using a Lagsot golf swing coach offers a multitude of benefits that can help you develop a harmonious and important swing. That's how these coaches can elevate your game

1. bettered Swing Mechanics

A harmonious and effective swing is the foundation of good golf. With Lagsot's swing coaches you will nail down the muscle memory important for developing proper swing mechanics. Whether it’s your posture, your grip or your gyration, Lagsot will really hit the areas that need help. Get smooth and unremarkable swings, bigger swings to go on with.

2. Enhanced Inflexibility and Strength

Inflexibility and strength really count for making that golf swing strong and important. Lagsot swing coaches are a real game changer and really help with inflexibility in crucial areas similar to shoulders, hips and core. And they also make up strength in those muscles which also lets you do shots with further power and control.

3. Faster Clubhead

Many women golfers struggle to get enough clubhead speed. Lags of teachers aim to boost your muscle memory and flexibility to get you swinging faster.

4. Better Timing and Coordination

Hitting the ball is all about timing. Lags of teachers help you get your timing and sequence right so you hit the ball with more power and smoothness.

5. More Confidence

As you work with a Lags of teachers you will see results in your swing. That’s confidence on the course and you’ll play better under pressure and score better.

The Best Lagsot Golf Swing Trainers for Women

There exist a variety of golf swing training aids that Lagot provides towards assisting in addressing various areas of your swing. Most recommended to assist women include these:

1. Lagsot FlexiSwing Trainer

FlexiSwing Trainer is for women who need to enhance flexibility and develop strength in the swing. It emphasizes hip and shoulder rotation, the most important elements of power and control.

Key Features:

Variable resistance to accommodate different training intensities.

Light and portable so you can take it anywhere.

Ideal for practicing short game and long drive

The FlexiSwing Trainer is especially useful to women because it was designed to increase flexibility and strength in the areas most critical to developing a stronger and controlled swing.

2. Golf Lust SwingMaster Pro

With instantly interpreting the motion, this is the golf swing tool ideal for those golfers who are looking for ways to take their swings to the next level. The SwingMaster Pro is a pedal that visualizes the swing in real-time, thus assisting with fine-tuning any movement that causes errors and obtaining better outcomes.

Key Features:

Swing tracking with the built-in sensors and instant feedback for evaluating your game

Suitable both for those who take their first steps in golfing and for the more skilled players

Assists in perfecting proper motion sequence to achieve a high-speed, clear, and natural swing

The SwingMaster Pro offers a direct approach, and with its ground-breaking feedback technology, women golfers can be in a better position to expertly instruct their swing for the most powerful and accurate shots.

3. Lagsot PowerFlex Trainer

The PowerFlex Trainer is aimed at ladies wishing to get more powerful and to speed their clubhead. It comes with the option of changing resistance to work on different muscle groups like biceps, triceps, and abdominals that in turn allows the sportsperson to produce more power in every golf swing.

Key Features:

Adjustable resistance provides personal workouts

It is dedicated to the strengthening of muscles and targeting the acceleration of the swing

Perfect for distance and agility training as it addresses power generation, core, and coordination improvement

Why It’s Great for Women: The PowerFlex Trainer can be a successful educational tool for women in the matter of eliminating the difficulty of playing the golf game with strength and speed. Besides, it will lead to greater clubhead and ball velocities.

4. Lagsot GripPerfect Trainer

The correct grip forms the basis of a good golf swing; the GripPerfect Trainer guarantees that your hands will be placed with precision every time. This is a very useful tool for golfers who aspire to have a balanced grip in every shot and want to get better ball control.

Key Features:

It is ergonomically designed to make the grip as efficient as possible

Assists in the release of tension from the hands which is usually transferred to the arms

The material that is soft and comfortable to wear for a long time without getting tired

Why It’s Great for Women: Many female golfers are very limited to grip problems. The GripPerfect Trainer ensures a perfect grip, and thus ladies can find a more relaxed and accurate way to handle the ball.

How to Effectively Use a Golf Swing Trainer

Even though using a swing trainer helps you learn the right swing, it is important to also practice purposefully and intentionally. These are some tips to maximize your Lagsot swing trainer:

1. Warm-Up Properly

Before the swing trainer is put into use, one should always warm up his/her body. Through stretching of your shoulders, hips, and wrists you will get more flexibility and the risk of getting hurt will be reduced.

2. Start Slow

At the outset of using a new swing trainer, always consider the pace and execution of the technique properly. After you take grasp of doing the movements, start practicing with the intensity and speed gradually!

3. Be Consistent

Continuity in training will allow you to work on your weaknesses, thus allowing for improvement in results. Additionally, if you go ahead and work out every day you will observe a definite improvement in no time.

4. Track Your Progress

Make your way around the track of your progress by keeping account of the improvement of your swings. The way you went about the swing can either be determined through an investigation or a diary of the games where you have thereby made an advancement on the course will be proof of the same.

Conclusion:

Golf is a long way from not-that-good, to getting better and better! This is how Lagsot has created golf equipment really successful to the golf ladies who can get to the top by themselves. When you bring these wonderful training devices to your rowing exercises, you will take a bigger and healthier bouncing technique, lifting, maneuvering, etc. and add a new quality to your golf rounds.With perseverance and right training, you will be a more effective, consistent, and confident golfer! Thus, without waiting for the next stage in your golfing sojourn, why don't you buy a Lagsot golf swing trainer today instead? Your elite shot is going to appear immediately!

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