#God is taking care of him now

[davepeta]

They really executed Marcellus Williams

[kkbardd]

Reverse Nerd!AU in which Asuka is a fictional character and Rei is a diehard weeb who makes her their entire personality

[keferon]

*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

[lefthandarm-man]

Bucky Barnes // The Winter Soldier Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

appreciation post for bucky's hair in catws

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 209

Now Jason was planning on, well, a lot of things, when he came back to Gotham. He had a lot of plans, several of which had to do with the old man and even more that had to do with cleaning up Crime Alley, making it safer and all that. 

What he was not planning on was to find some sort of lab in the basement of where he was planning on setting up a safehouse. Nor was he planning on finding several literal children in cages inside said lab. Oh and Lazarus Waters- but children! With muzzles! Being experimented on!

Now he’d like to say he had a plan in what happened next, but if he’s honest everything had gone Green and he didn’t remember what happened next, only that he’s back home with said children and covered in blood. Oh and everything smells of smoke. 

… And apparently there’s more of these things dotted around Crime Alley with the rest of these kids, er, siblings? Family? Fright does mean family? Okay kids, he’s not turning into Bruce but you can stay here while he deals with this… however long that takes. 

He better not be turning into Bruce he swears-

[just-null]

I wanna squish and smooch his cheeks 💙

You keep missing.. but it's okay, Noritoshi's happy to have your lips and hands brush his skin at all..! yet, he'd still prefer you stop missing the mark..

You're lucky he's fond of you, he wouldn't let just anyone squish his face as they pleased. though no one gives his cheeks kisses like you, so in a way this is a fair trade.

[dyinggirldied]

Undereage Superheroes On The Rise: A Morally and Ethically Cause of Concern?

It's supposed to be another clickbait news but it comes at the time when the existence of ghost was recently proved factual at a small town in Illinois along witha its dead teenage superhero, when the heroes of Paris and by large France accidentally revealed they weren't adults at all, not even close, when Spiderman was unmasked to be 16-year-old Peter Parker, when the Young Justice was wounded in a large scale attack.

Most of the people involved and not involved are not having fun.

(This is inspired by the Miraculous fanfic The Growing Pains of Child Soldiers by BloodWolf13, a fic which I recommend you read since it is very, very good. Hits all my whump and angst points)

[gardenofskeletonss]

THEY DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO

[mephoj]

nickel and balloon would be so much more interesting if people explored the way nickel became everything awful that balloon used to be but so much worse ironically all in the name of "protecting" everyone from that history repeating. and not softboy tsundere yaoi or whatever is going on in those tags rn

[menlove]

brother how many times can you do this

[shiresome]

HIII which MK character were you expecting me to come back with first and was it Motaro or Kintaro as a baby

@meatgrinderminefield THANK YOU FOR THE IDEA OF SHAO KAHN GIVING HIM TO KITANA i owe it all to you

Commissions

[laurrelise]

ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will

someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you

[prideenvylovehate]

a small detail but

i think it's cute how after their bathroom fight is over they're last seen with their stickers in hand. tom was holding tight to them the whole time— greg, at some point in the slapping session, let them fall, but he picks them right up again. stares at it. oh the symbolism.

[lokh]

every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog

[witchinatree]

making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

[ruelpsen]

Hi it’s the gas balls anon. Good God you latched on hard. You haven’t considered one thing though. If either of you swallowed them whole. If you bite them the gas enters your body right away. But if you swallow it whole then the gas doesn’t enter your body until it bursts inside you. Which means if one of you swallowed a bunch then got a belly rub from the other they would all burst at once.

Oh fuck oh shit oh lord, I think this calls for a continuation...

"Fuck, baby, I'm so full," I moaned, leaning my head against his shoulder. I almost stumbled, but L/ondo, with his arm around me, kept me upright.

"I've got you, darling," he cooed. The next thing I knew, we were stopped before the door to his quarters. He opened the door and guided me to his couch. "Here, rest as long as you need."

"Thank you," I groaned, sprawling out on the couch. "I think I overdid it a bit. I-" I paused for a second, belching into my fist.

"Oh my... how much did you indulge in?" he asked.

"Oh lord, what didn't I eat," I mused into a groan. "I had most of everything. At least the stuff I know I can eat. The spoo looked tempting, but I didn't want to press my luck..."

L/ondo sat down next to me and gently put a hand on my belly. He pressed down lightly with his fingers, which was still enough to free up a small burp.

"My, my... it's good to see that you had so much fun," he purred. "What can I do to help you feel better, my love?"

"I need to- urrrp- I need to free up some more room. Can you help me?"

"Of course, dear," he responded, repositioning both of us so I was now seated between his legs, leaning back against his chest. "Here. Tell me what feels best."

I moaned softly as he began to rub and prod at my gut, feeling my fullness beneath his fingers.

"Great Maker, you ate a lot," he mused. "You've done so well, my darling. How does this feel?"

He pressed down slightly harder than before, forcing up a decent burp. I moaned, instinctively shifting my ass back against his crotch. I could feel the beating of his hearts intensify against my back.

"That feels so good," I moaned. "L/ondo, babe..."

He kissed the back of my neck, his fangs pressing into my skin. Despite my discomfort, I tried to reach back and rub his sides, failing however to grasp at the tentacles I suspected were beginning to writhe under his shirts. My breath began to quicken, until a sudden cramp made me gasp in pain and freeze.

"Easy there, now," he whispered against my skin. He gently turned my head to one side and tenderly kissed my cheek. "I may be able to help you feel yet more comfortable, you know. Did you bring me the tuchanta as I requested?"

"Oh yes, I did," I answered. "In my jacket pocket."

He felt around and pulled a container from my pocket, which he opened to reveal several of the gas balls. He picked one up and studied it for a moment, holding it before me. He then pressed it to my lips, but kept one finger against them to keep me from biting down. Sure, I might have been full to the point of some discomfort, but if he's putting food in front of me, I will eat as much of it as I physically can.

"No biting," he instructed. "Swallow it whole, alright?"

I nodded slightly and opened my mouth, allowing him to slide it in. It was tempting to bite down on the sweet treat, but I held myself back and gulped it down.

"Fuck, I'm so full... are you sure me eating this is a good idea?" I asked.

"Of course, dear," he answered. "This is an old C/entauri trick. Trust me, I know this will help."

I closed my eyes and sighed, only to feel another ball at my lips. I opened and swallowed, unsure how making me even more full might help at all. And then another. That makes three, on top of the... ten? Eleven? However many I'd eaten at the party. Fuck, this was really starting to push it. But this time, they didn't seem to be doing anything to me.

"Alright dear..." L/ondo said, breaking my train of thought. "Deep breath."

I couldn't breathe all that deep due to how full I was, but I obeyed. Without any further warning, he pressed firmly against my stomach with both hands. I felt something strange in my gut. Something even more uncomfortable than all my previous discomfort. Fuck, I hope I'm not about to get sick, I thought. I could feel my stomach expanding under L/ondo's fingers. Fuck, fuck, fuck, this hurts so much but this feels so good...

L/ondo pressed down again, causing me to release the longest, loudest belch of my life. It rumbled out of me with an unmatched richness, leaving me breathless in its wake. Fuck, it was positively orgasmic. Feeling so much better with all that out of me, I slumped back against L/ondo...

Forcing an almost equally impressive belch out of him. He moaned breathlessly at the end, laughing as his chest heaved against me. He felt my belly, working his way down into my pants. He chuckled when he discovered from the warm, sticky wetness he found that my gargantuan belch really was orgasmic.

"L/ondo..." I moaned. "What... did you..."

"I may have slipped a couple in myself while I was tending to you," he beamed. He pressed my belly again while pressing me against his own. We belched in unison, making us both laugh. I turned and kissed him passionately.

"I've never come just from belching before," I whispered. "I can't believe you made me do that!"

"And let me guess, you feel much better now, yes?" he whispered back. I nodded. "That's the wonder of tuchanta. Good for clearing space, easing those aches of fullness... and of course, for pleasure."

He burped again and smiled.

"After all that, I'm sure I could have some more," I growled. "I think it's only fair I thank you for making me feel so good. Should we take this to the bedroom?"

He beamed, his fangs glinting as his eyes filled with lust. I could feel his tentacles squirming now, ready for action. He grabbed another ball and pressed it to my lips.

"Absolutely."